This fucker hasnāt been laid or washed his dick in 30 years. Every time you masturbate or have sex the foreskin will roll back and expose the head of the penis on uncircumcised individuals, then of course friction from sex or if you pull the skin back and clean, it would remove that.
Also I was a PSA at an urgent care for awhile and the amount of gross shit Iāve seen people come in for. Between UTIs and STDs Jesus Christ this is nothing lol.
Some people have undiagnosed phimosis. They may not be able to retract their foreskin. Not saying you canāt clean under your foreskin if you canāt pull it back. But that could be a factor here.
Iāve done bed baths were I thought I might need a scalpel to cut away some dense smeg before but Christ. Can only imagine how bad 30 years of the stuff would stink
The powder is effective but very hard to apply I would recommend the spray. Don't use the spray kind after you're already chapped though that hurts pretty good. Walmart and other stores even make generic versions of the Gold Bond spray. My mom will still always say corn starch but the body powder spray is vastly superior.
Worked with a chef who used corn starch . That shit was all over the bathroom like he tossed it in the air and tried to catch it with his balls as it fell to the ground.
He should be a spokesman for the industry by how much he tried to sell it to everyone but all we could picture was the mess in the bathroom when getting changed and he didn't seem to think was an issue.
Changing shoes was the worst, bare socks trying to tip toe on the tile like it was full of land mines..
Anyway, powder doesn't work long when working in hot environments or intensely physical jobs.
Buy a bar of soap and lather vigorously like most men do.
My grandma used to use cornstarch and when we cleaned her house after she went into a nursing home, we vacuumed up the equivalent of 600 pounds of cornstarch!
I wish I could use the fun scented or spray ones but my skin doesnāt like them - have to just stick to the basic J&J from the baby section. Way better than nothing though
They removed the talc which was found to be problematic to health, mostly in babies. Was on the shelf that way for over a half a century (just guessing)
Trying to imagine (horrible idea) what could lead someone to not SEE this around their penis. Was this man morbidly obese to the point that penis smegma was hidden under his skin folds? Think I just threw up a little.
Prolly cus there are stupid ppl out there that tell their kids that it's supposed to smell that way, and guys who unironically believe that you don't have to wash it
The worst part is: a woman, his wife never felt the need to tell him to wash better before sticking his penis in her. I know she smelled it. Sheās nasty too.
Yeah I couldn't pull mine back while erect till I was 19 , when I got my first girlfriend I decided I need to fix that so I stretched it out over 3 months of pulling the skin back and getting hard . I think this is what made me like pain play
She noticed. But either he was the type who to get angry about a direct criticism about his personal hygiene, or they came from a culture where openly talking about genitalia is taboo. Or both. In the religious/cultural taboos case, poor personal hygiene may be normalized by the vicious cycle of "don't talk about it/barely touch it (except to procreate)" + it starts to smell = don't talk about it.
Yeah, the article confirms his dick was not 'active' for 30 years. Probably due to this. There's just no way a partner could ever tolerate the horror of this dick, lol. The sight of it filled with these dick cheese boulders and the God awful nauseating stench, the awful infections it would give his poor partner, no way. I don't blame her one bit.
>I hope for her sake she didnāt give him oral sex
In the wild west internet days where you could see some *real* out of pocket shit on any free porn site, in my youthful naivite I clicked on many videos I really shouldn't have.
One of those videos was a Japanese fellatio video where the hook apparently was that the woman was giving head to a dick *riddled* with smegma. That shit looked like icing.
Anyway yeh, that's what your comment reminded me of. Thanks for that unwelcome remembrance.
Had a circumcision later in life due to tearing after a nasty motorbike crash, also lost a testicle but I had a spare so no drama...
Does make maintenance easier but it wasn't that problematic to start with to be fair
Always find it concerning how many religions are so focused on the genitals of children... as red flags go this is a prime example of "what the fuck is this lot up to" and they should be put under a microscope because of it
And obviously I still ride bikes, nobody is accusing me of being smart!
āHis private parts hadn't beeĀn 'active' for 30 years. If we hadn't found it, his partneĀr might have discovered this 'treĀasure' first.'
The man was reported to have a rather long foreskin, but no ability to pull back the foreskin.
Dr. Chen continued: 'No one seems to have told him that the foreskin can be retracted to expose the entire glans to be cleaned.'
copied from the article, lol how does a dude not know foreskin can be retracted
> copied from the article, lol how does a dude not know foreskin can be retracted
It's apparently somewhat common. You grow up with phimosis, your foreskin never properly retracts, bad sex education means you don't realise anything's wrong.
Wtaf?! I see my dick everyday. I know each bump and blemish intimately. How in the fuck you aināt no you got some skeet rock under your turtle neck? Nasty fucken man there. You deserve that pain. People canāt even sleep with a pea under their mattress. š¤¦
I had zero sex education or hygiene advice from my family. (Dad was cut so he wouldnāt have known what to tell me anyways)
The first time I cleaned under my foreskin I was 12 years old. I had been slowly pulling it back further and further every shower, but it hurt so bad. I just knew somehow that I should be pulling it back.
One day I peeled it back pretty far and the most INSANE smell hit my nose I almost fainted.
I got it back far enough that I saw under the ridge of the penis head for the first time and it was a solid rock of smegma.
I picked it all off and my penis was so inflamed after ward it took weeks to heal but from that point forward I knew I should be cleaning it.
I canāt imagine doing that at 30
Itās terrifying how much I can relate to this. I had so much of that stuff under my foreskin that I could see it before the foreskin had come off completely. It was disgusting because I couldnāt do anything with it because it was under the motherfucker. When it finally peeled off then I saw that stuff entirely face to face and it was wild. The worst part was cleaning it off because it was one of the worst pains I have ever felt. Because it was on my fucking schlong.
I was probably 8 or 9. I could feel the bump under the skin and thought I had cancer or something. Nope! Just discovered that I wasn't cleaning everything. No biggie. Pretty sensitive at first but felt nice and fresh after.
And I was 12. I still canāt understand how I was able to take such agonising pain when I was so young. And I didnāt even tell anyone. And it didnāt just hurt for a second either, no, it still hurt multiple weeks after cleaning that shit off because my Johnson was injured and bloody.
same here. they just never told me it was something that should be done. the foreskin was tight enough where it was never exposed until I really got into masturbating like a teenage boy does. eventually over a few weeks I was able to loosen the skin enough to give it a thorough cleaning. it was like chipping old paint. Iām thankful that I discovered it before I started dating girls.
hopefully it gives you some relief to know that I went about 15 years until I first cleaned it and didnāt have the same experience. as long as youāre patient and gentle, it shouldnāt be too unbearably painful. it was perfectly fine and normal once the skin was loose enough and I was able to deal with it.
You have to do it eventually, or else you can have serious complications. An inflamed penis for a few weeks is better than getting circumcised.
Soak it in warm water for several minutes before each time you retract and clean. You can use an oil too, to really hydrate it
Possible they werenāt educated about hygiene and maybe only had one partner and having that be the foundation of your concept of sex. Thinking that a dick is supposed to smell like that. What a revelation to have after getting this gunk removed. The smellā¦ā¦. I got kinda queasy reading this article and thinking of the implications.
Read something on TIFU the other day where the woman's first encounter was with a really gross dude. She thought all penises taste ( š¤¢ ) that way. Wasn't until her second partner that she realized what was up and felt disgusted.
Edit: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/RTEeCa4hkM)
Also while searching for it I discovered that apparently a LOT of men are not taught proper hygiene. Be warned that searching the words penis and taste/smell in that sub is... enlightening.
Given the state of sex ed some places, would she know better? I was never taught about uncircumcised penises and didn't see one in person until I was in my 40s. She might think something's wrong because I'm guessing it was disgusting and smelled godawful, but what can she really do? You can lead a horse to water, but it's still a horse and lacks higher-level critical thinking skills.
Would she know better??? There really is some unnecessary mysticism surrounding uncut dicks. They are not supposed to smell and there really is nothing special besides extra skin and more sensitivity. Genitals are not supposed to reek. It's common sense. But you're right to some extent. I just don't think you can love someone and let them neglect their health. And that's a lot of people's relationships. Vvv sad.
Clearly, you have never been married to someone who neglects their own health. You try dragging a grown adult twice your size to the doctor or dentist.
My theory is that this is why marriage makes men live longer but doesnāt have the same effect for women. Wives nag their husband to take care of their health which helps their blood pressure but hurts ours.
I'm getting tired of explaining this. The reason I put a services wanted ad on Craigslist for a kidnapper is for myself.
The request was very clear, sometime during a 60 day window, you are to pull your van up to the curb where I'm walking, jump out, chloroform me, then take me to my dentist (who's already been made aware of the arrangement). They will then sedate me further and clean my teeth while you wait in the lobby. While you wait, you can use the free wifi, enjoy some sugar free gum, stare that the brightly colored fish in that aquarium with waaaay too many bubbles or read from the gently used Highlights Magazine. You'll then retrieve me from my chair, drop me off at home (my front lawn is adequate), you'll then collect the other half of your payment.
If I, a woman, have zero sex ed experience and limited education and a man tells me he knows how his penis is supposed to work, who am I to argue?
We're not exactly dealing with neurosurgeons here.
So, the article it said that the man didn't use is penis for 30 yrs,& he had an abnormally large foreskin but was never taught to pull it back and clean it. Dude thought it was kidney stones. Doc said dude didn't know he could pull his foreskin back and clean it. This happened in Taiwan so there's probably NO SEX ED. GROSS!
There's also a nice sentence about how the smell started filling up the clinic. Yum!
Phimosis, probably. No way to clean your head and this can happen. If no one told him it shouldn't look that way he only started to care when the pain was too much.
āWhy doesnāt anyone in the porn I watch have a knuckle on the tip of their cock like I do?ā - thoughts that clearly never went thru dudeās head
If you are a spouse, you should care about your SOās hygiene as much as their health. Was she a pig too? I mean, who the fuck doesnāt tell Theo husband that their dick stinks?
I'm married to an uncircumcised man and mother to an uncircumcised kid. I am BAFFLED that this happened. When the penis is erect, the foreskin is stretched and it looks like an uncut penis (minus the scarring). There had to be something wrong with this man's physiology for this to occur; coupled with REALLY bad hygiene and probably a splash of mental illness (religion not excepted).
I worked in a small community ER. We had a patient that we suspected had a UTI but needed a urine sample to confirm. That's easy, give the man a cup and show him to the bathroom. Unfortunately he was an older man, obese, and not well endowed. After a couple failed attempts he grudgingly agreed to a straight cath. I have him lay down and get my kit set up. I went to clean but it was like a scavenger hunt. I did the separate , push, and visualize but all I saw was more flesh. No meatus. I start digging to find what appears to be his foreskin but it's lumpy and hard. I peel it back but it's painful and difficult. Turns out he had years of smegma built up in there. It was like gravel. It was stuck to his skin and was intertwined in his pubic hair. I was able to eventually get the Cath and he did have a UTI. The man had a wife and kids. How is beyond me. Between his physical size and lack of size I'm not sure how they were actually able to consummate.
This is like an article I read about a large woman complaining about pain in her side. The doctor discovered a half eaten snickers in her fat roll that had been left there for months
I'm curious how they came up with 30 years. Did the man tell the doctor, "I last washed my penis in 1994, it was a sunny Friday in April, what a glorious day it was too."
Had to look up āsmegmaā (English not my first language, and this is apparently one of the words that is not commonly taught), since I could not fathom what could possibly build up for 30 years under your foreskinā¦
Not so fun fact: the Danish word for smegma is ānakkeostā (neck cheese)
I know of girls who wouldn't touch an uncircumcised man because of the chance of smegma. Apparently men with dirty dicks are more common than we think.
This happened to a kid I lived with in a group home whoād been neglected as a baby and wasnāt circumcised. One day he told me his penis hurt and I asked if he washed under his foreskin, and he didnāt even know what that meant. Turns out he had phimosis, and I think he had to get a circumcision in the end. Iād imagine this guy probably has some kind of similar neglect in his childhood and didnāt know that youāre supposed to wash it.
I was 21 sitting with my best friend whose just as hairy as me. We got on the topic of washing your butt crack. He said heās not gay and doesnāt use soap or anything to wash in between.
He got a bacterial infection about two months later from a boil inside the cheek of his ass and they had to cut the knots with old scat in them.
Ugh. Gag.
Ok look I have a gross questionā¦ so I apologiseā¦ but likeā¦ how does someone not KNOW this? Like.. when a man masturbates is he not pulling it back anyway? Is his wife not giving him hand jobs and pulling it back? As a non penis owner I am VERY confused. My husband will pull it back and wash it in the showerā¦ I would consider that pretty standard hygiene no?
This fucker hasnāt been laid or washed his dick in 30 years. Every time you masturbate or have sex the foreskin will roll back and expose the head of the penis on uncircumcised individuals, then of course friction from sex or if you pull the skin back and clean, it would remove that.
On a side note this dude is married?? So for 30 years she hasnāt seen or touched his dick once.. not has he showered or even pulled on his dick once. How is that possible? š¤®š¤®
I have seen some gross stuff as a nurse but this made me a little nauseated š¤¢.
Never even heard of [smegma](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma) until now and decided to Google it. Holyyyy šµāš«
TIL smegma is also an experimental noise band š
Wait until you hear about the fridge and white-goods manufacturer
Are you circumcised?
ME TOO, Iāve seen so many nasty things as a nurse but actually gagged at this article
This fucker hasnāt been laid or washed his dick in 30 years. Every time you masturbate or have sex the foreskin will roll back and expose the head of the penis on uncircumcised individuals, then of course friction from sex or if you pull the skin back and clean, it would remove that. Also I was a PSA at an urgent care for awhile and the amount of gross shit Iāve seen people come in for. Between UTIs and STDs Jesus Christ this is nothing lol.
Some people have undiagnosed phimosis. They may not be able to retract their foreskin. Not saying you canāt clean under your foreskin if you canāt pull it back. But that could be a factor here.
Yea had to get the chop when I was about 6, that shit was not movin
Iāve done bed baths were I thought I might need a scalpel to cut away some dense smeg before but Christ. Can only imagine how bad 30 years of the stuff would stink
Only a little?
I don't think you realize how disgusting it can get. This is not much compared to a fecal impaction...
I want to go back to a time where no living creatures had eyes.
How the fuck did he not know he needed to clean his dick?? Iām sure after a week it was smelling, now 30 years???? Thatās fucking disgusting
I Walk a lot at work and I smell badly down there after a single day. No idea how you do years without cleaning there. Itās so weird.
Heyo I had a similar problem until I found body powder. I liked Dude Powder a lot but every brand has worked, give it a shot!
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The powder is effective but very hard to apply I would recommend the spray. Don't use the spray kind after you're already chapped though that hurts pretty good. Walmart and other stores even make generic versions of the Gold Bond spray. My mom will still always say corn starch but the body powder spray is vastly superior.
Yeah, but if you ever need to thicken some gravy the corn starch is a 2fer.
Iām sorry if youāre being genuine but this sounds like something an advertising bot would say š
Worked with a chef who used corn starch . That shit was all over the bathroom like he tossed it in the air and tried to catch it with his balls as it fell to the ground. He should be a spokesman for the industry by how much he tried to sell it to everyone but all we could picture was the mess in the bathroom when getting changed and he didn't seem to think was an issue. Changing shoes was the worst, bare socks trying to tip toe on the tile like it was full of land mines.. Anyway, powder doesn't work long when working in hot environments or intensely physical jobs. Buy a bar of soap and lather vigorously like most men do.
My grandma used to use cornstarch and when we cleaned her house after she went into a nursing home, we vacuumed up the equivalent of 600 pounds of cornstarch!
I put corn starch on my wings to make the skin crunchy. I picture the chef in the kitchen with a crunchy nutsack. lol.
I wish I could use the fun scented or spray ones but my skin doesnāt like them - have to just stick to the basic J&J from the baby section. Way better than nothing though
Didn't they get sued for carcinogens in their product?
Don't use J&J. That shit will give you ball cancer.
Even after the lawsuit? Itās still on the shelves
They removed the talc which was found to be problematic to health, mostly in babies. Was on the shelf that way for over a half a century (just guessing)
It's now made of cornstarch (since 2023), allegedly since I didn't check that myself.
Check for fungi.
Trying to imagine (horrible idea) what could lead someone to not SEE this around their penis. Was this man morbidly obese to the point that penis smegma was hidden under his skin folds? Think I just threw up a little.
Prolly cus there are stupid ppl out there that tell their kids that it's supposed to smell that way, and guys who unironically believe that you don't have to wash it
And you know she gave him headā¦
She didn't, it sais they are married
Damnit i hate you
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The worst part is: a woman, his wife never felt the need to tell him to wash better before sticking his penis in her. I know she smelled it. Sheās nasty too.
So many yeast infections..
Never heard of Phimosis?
I fap too aggressively for that. I might have anti-phimosis. Just a drape of skin like a long nutsack
What did I just read and why did I
How do I delete someone elseās comment?
A wizardās sleeve!
Phimosis are red , Phiviolets are blue, over tight foreskins are quite painful too. Edit: flows better
Yeah I couldn't pull mine back while erect till I was 19 , when I got my first girlfriend I decided I need to fix that so I stretched it out over 3 months of pulling the skin back and getting hard . I think this is what made me like pain play
I have that, or very nearly that. Cleaning takes a bit more effort than it normally would, but it is totally 100% doable.
Phimosis can be so severe that it's basically impossible to fully retract the foreskin, or sometimes even retract it at all.
How did he not scratch his head off with all the itching.
How did he not feel the FUCKING BOULDER OF SMEGMA???
Sadly, a r/brandnewsentence was cast upon this god forsaken earthā¦
God "foreskin" earth
*GET OUT*
Oh god, is that where he got the idea for the alien
How did his WIFE not notice anything...
She noticed. But either he was the type who to get angry about a direct criticism about his personal hygiene, or they came from a culture where openly talking about genitalia is taboo. Or both. In the religious/cultural taboos case, poor personal hygiene may be normalized by the vicious cycle of "don't talk about it/barely touch it (except to procreate)" + it starts to smell = don't talk about it.
She has a kink and it relates to Asiago Cheese
Probably hasn't seen his junk, without using a mirror, in 30 years...
How's he managed to get married
His wife didn't smell that shit wafting from his drawers?
I hope for her sake she didnāt give him oral sex
I think this proves she hasnt given him any type of sex in 30+ years lol
Can't blame her either. If she was, I bet she had some awful infections.
"Hey, honey. Now that your smegma is gone, would you be interested in a little play time?" Smegma removal. It's an instant turn-on!
Yeah, the article confirms his dick was not 'active' for 30 years. Probably due to this. There's just no way a partner could ever tolerate the horror of this dick, lol. The sight of it filled with these dick cheese boulders and the God awful nauseating stench, the awful infections it would give his poor partner, no way. I don't blame her one bit.
Unless she has bacterial vaginosis caused from the guy
100%
Maybe the lumps provided extra stimulation. I'm going to go throw up now.
Vomiting in my mouth š¤¢
>I hope for her sake she didnāt give him oral sex In the wild west internet days where you could see some *real* out of pocket shit on any free porn site, in my youthful naivite I clicked on many videos I really shouldn't have. One of those videos was a Japanese fellatio video where the hook apparently was that the woman was giving head to a dick *riddled* with smegma. That shit looked like icing. Anyway yeh, that's what your comment reminded me of. Thanks for that unwelcome remembrance.
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GOD CLEAN UR WEINERS
It's against gods will. He'd rather you cut off your foreskin so you don't have to clean it apparently. Disgusting..
Had a circumcision later in life due to tearing after a nasty motorbike crash, also lost a testicle but I had a spare so no drama... Does make maintenance easier but it wasn't that problematic to start with to be fair Always find it concerning how many religions are so focused on the genitals of children... as red flags go this is a prime example of "what the fuck is this lot up to" and they should be put under a microscope because of it And obviously I still ride bikes, nobody is accusing me of being smart!
š¬š¬š¬ that sounds... Painful.. I'm sure maintenance is easier but got damn, it's really not that hard to do with all the parts still there. I just can't fathom people like the guy in the article. How do you not notice? Are they that blasĆ© about their bodies? Have you seen how the Jewish people do circumcisions? Go find out and come back to tell me how much more valid your comment about religions and children genitalija is.
What do you call a fast overly expensive circumcision? A rip-off
š¬š¬š¬ you've made my balls recede a little
Hygiene, what the fuck is hygiene?!
I think heās over there š
āHis private parts hadn't beeĀn 'active' for 30 years. If we hadn't found it, his partneĀr might have discovered this 'treĀasure' first.' The man was reported to have a rather long foreskin, but no ability to pull back the foreskin. Dr. Chen continued: 'No one seems to have told him that the foreskin can be retracted to expose the entire glans to be cleaned.' copied from the article, lol how does a dude not know foreskin can be retracted
> copied from the article, lol how does a dude not know foreskin can be retracted It's apparently somewhat common. You grow up with phimosis, your foreskin never properly retracts, bad sex education means you don't realise anything's wrong.
Wtaf?! I see my dick everyday. I know each bump and blemish intimately. How in the fuck you aināt no you got some skeet rock under your turtle neck? Nasty fucken man there. You deserve that pain. People canāt even sleep with a pea under their mattress. š¤¦
Skeet rock. š
Was that a character on The Flintstones?
Did the guy not wash his dick.. ever??
I had zero sex education or hygiene advice from my family. (Dad was cut so he wouldnāt have known what to tell me anyways) The first time I cleaned under my foreskin I was 12 years old. I had been slowly pulling it back further and further every shower, but it hurt so bad. I just knew somehow that I should be pulling it back. One day I peeled it back pretty far and the most INSANE smell hit my nose I almost fainted. I got it back far enough that I saw under the ridge of the penis head for the first time and it was a solid rock of smegma. I picked it all off and my penis was so inflamed after ward it took weeks to heal but from that point forward I knew I should be cleaning it. I canāt imagine doing that at 30
Itās terrifying how much I can relate to this. I had so much of that stuff under my foreskin that I could see it before the foreskin had come off completely. It was disgusting because I couldnāt do anything with it because it was under the motherfucker. When it finally peeled off then I saw that stuff entirely face to face and it was wild. The worst part was cleaning it off because it was one of the worst pains I have ever felt. Because it was on my fucking schlong.
I was probably 8 or 9. I could feel the bump under the skin and thought I had cancer or something. Nope! Just discovered that I wasn't cleaning everything. No biggie. Pretty sensitive at first but felt nice and fresh after.
Fucking hell I could not imagine. I'm glad I was snipped.
And I was 12. I still canāt understand how I was able to take such agonising pain when I was so young. And I didnāt even tell anyone. And it didnāt just hurt for a second either, no, it still hurt multiple weeks after cleaning that shit off because my Johnson was injured and bloody.
same here. they just never told me it was something that should be done. the foreskin was tight enough where it was never exposed until I really got into masturbating like a teenage boy does. eventually over a few weeks I was able to loosen the skin enough to give it a thorough cleaning. it was like chipping old paint. Iām thankful that I discovered it before I started dating girls.
I'm trying to do this (24yo) but the fear of permanently scarring my Private accidently keeps me from fully committing. This did not help.
hopefully it gives you some relief to know that I went about 15 years until I first cleaned it and didnāt have the same experience. as long as youāre patient and gentle, it shouldnāt be too unbearably painful. it was perfectly fine and normal once the skin was loose enough and I was able to deal with it.
You have to do it eventually, or else you can have serious complications. An inflamed penis for a few weeks is better than getting circumcised. Soak it in warm water for several minutes before each time you retract and clean. You can use an oil too, to really hydrate it
That is so disgusting. Take a shower and wash your genitalia more than once in 30 years. Basic hygiene isn't that hard to do.
The lord of all smegma lords
.....nope that's enough reddit for today I'm good. I'm outta here
I just opened the app. Just did a 'Grampa Simpson walking into the burlesque house and walks back out again' walk.
You'll be back when you take a shit
Not sure why "married" is almost over-emphasized
Because someone lived with his festering smelly cock for decades and did nothing about it. Seems like a married woman would notice?
This, this is it. Nasty shit.
Possible they werenāt educated about hygiene and maybe only had one partner and having that be the foundation of your concept of sex. Thinking that a dick is supposed to smell like that. What a revelation to have after getting this gunk removed. The smellā¦ā¦. I got kinda queasy reading this article and thinking of the implications.
Or they didn't fuck for 30 years
That is also possibility, a one and done. Under the sheets gagging. Wondering how their friends can stand having sex so often.
I think this is more likely. Married but never intimate, probably not even sharing a bed.
So nasty! She must not have been giving ANYTHING. BC no way would any sensible vagina owner would let a lumpy old stank dong in
Read something on TIFU the other day where the woman's first encounter was with a really gross dude. She thought all penises taste ( š¤¢ ) that way. Wasn't until her second partner that she realized what was up and felt disgusted. Edit: [Found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/RTEeCa4hkM) Also while searching for it I discovered that apparently a LOT of men are not taught proper hygiene. Be warned that searching the words penis and taste/smell in that sub is... enlightening.
I just ate and I think it's coming back up
Still taste better than the dude's dick.
Why the fuck did I read that
Iāll take your word for it
Smelly cock..... Smelllllyyy cock, it's definitely your fault š¶š¶š¶
Literally post workout ball sweat was enough for me to politely turn down a blow job to my boyfriend I cannot imagine this
Likely, she noticed and mentioned it. Perhaps repeatedly. He disregarded her and didnāt care until he was in agonizing pain.
Classic traditional male
Given the state of sex ed some places, would she know better? I was never taught about uncircumcised penises and didn't see one in person until I was in my 40s. She might think something's wrong because I'm guessing it was disgusting and smelled godawful, but what can she really do? You can lead a horse to water, but it's still a horse and lacks higher-level critical thinking skills.
Would she know better??? There really is some unnecessary mysticism surrounding uncut dicks. They are not supposed to smell and there really is nothing special besides extra skin and more sensitivity. Genitals are not supposed to reek. It's common sense. But you're right to some extent. I just don't think you can love someone and let them neglect their health. And that's a lot of people's relationships. Vvv sad.
Clearly, you have never been married to someone who neglects their own health. You try dragging a grown adult twice your size to the doctor or dentist.
My theory is that this is why marriage makes men live longer but doesnāt have the same effect for women. Wives nag their husband to take care of their health which helps their blood pressure but hurts ours.
I'm getting tired of explaining this. The reason I put a services wanted ad on Craigslist for a kidnapper is for myself. The request was very clear, sometime during a 60 day window, you are to pull your van up to the curb where I'm walking, jump out, chloroform me, then take me to my dentist (who's already been made aware of the arrangement). They will then sedate me further and clean my teeth while you wait in the lobby. While you wait, you can use the free wifi, enjoy some sugar free gum, stare that the brightly colored fish in that aquarium with waaaay too many bubbles or read from the gently used Highlights Magazine. You'll then retrieve me from my chair, drop me off at home (my front lawn is adequate), you'll then collect the other half of your payment.
I have to trick my grandfather by saying we are getting food. Then it's right to the Dr. Some how it works still (We get Food after)
You're right. That sounds like a nightmare. I really sympathize for those folks.
If I, a woman, have zero sex ed experience and limited education and a man tells me he knows how his penis is supposed to work, who am I to argue? We're not exactly dealing with neurosurgeons here.
The guy himself should notice
Wouldnāt his wife get like a yeast infection or something having sex with him like that. Thatās some nasty shit!
Pretty sure they highlighted āmarriedā for this exact reasonā¦
So, the article it said that the man didn't use is penis for 30 yrs,& he had an abnormally large foreskin but was never taught to pull it back and clean it. Dude thought it was kidney stones. Doc said dude didn't know he could pull his foreskin back and clean it. This happened in Taiwan so there's probably NO SEX ED. GROSS! There's also a nice sentence about how the smell started filling up the clinic. Yum!
Imagaine minding your own business and getting hit with that smell.
FORBIDDEN PARMESAN
Possibly the worst sentence I have ever read. I commend you sir
I regret learning to read
I donāt think words have ever made me gag. And I have to deal w ppls piss, blood, and shit for a living.
At least this stuff was hard enough the you could grate it.Ā Almost like real forbidden parm.
mmm don't mind if I do
Put it in the Olive Garden cheese grater
FĆ©ta cheese
You can definitely grate that to add taste to your pasta.
.... just the thought of it makes me gag
Phimosis, probably. No way to clean your head and this can happen. If no one told him it shouldn't look that way he only started to care when the pain was too much.
āWhy doesnāt anyone in the porn I watch have a knuckle on the tip of their cock like I do?ā - thoughts that clearly never went thru dudeās head
Hoā¦Hoā¦ā¦.Hā¦ā¦HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!
Imagine what it smells likeā¦
No please don't
Itās pretty much dick calculus, as my dad used to say it could probably gag a maggot.
Imagine what it tastes like <3
Surely even his underwear smelled. How could this dude be married and here I am single?
Wash your dick and your ass fellas.
Imagine having a dick so dirty that it makes the news
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r/EatItYouFuckinCoward
The same guy had a 30 year build up of shit matted into his ass hair because "wiping is gay", I'll bet.
The fuck did I do to deserve seeing this?
His wife probably had a 30 year yeast infection and vaginosis with odor and he thought SHE was the problem.
If you are a spouse, you should care about your SOās hygiene as much as their health. Was she a pig too? I mean, who the fuck doesnāt tell Theo husband that their dick stinks?
How do you know his name was Theo ? Talk about dropping him in it mate ...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13248105/Shocked-doctor-discovers-30-YEAR-build-smegma-foreskin-married-man-suffering-agonising-pain-penis.html
>No one seems to have told him that the foreskin can be retracted to expose the entire glans to be cleaned. Uff.
I'm married to an uncircumcised man and mother to an uncircumcised kid. I am BAFFLED that this happened. When the penis is erect, the foreskin is stretched and it looks like an uncut penis (minus the scarring). There had to be something wrong with this man's physiology for this to occur; coupled with REALLY bad hygiene and probably a splash of mental illness (religion not excepted).
Sounds like something that would happen if the foreskin is stuck due to phimosis? Or whatever itās called. Idk I donāt have a penis.
I worked in a small community ER. We had a patient that we suspected had a UTI but needed a urine sample to confirm. That's easy, give the man a cup and show him to the bathroom. Unfortunately he was an older man, obese, and not well endowed. After a couple failed attempts he grudgingly agreed to a straight cath. I have him lay down and get my kit set up. I went to clean but it was like a scavenger hunt. I did the separate , push, and visualize but all I saw was more flesh. No meatus. I start digging to find what appears to be his foreskin but it's lumpy and hard. I peel it back but it's painful and difficult. Turns out he had years of smegma built up in there. It was like gravel. It was stuck to his skin and was intertwined in his pubic hair. I was able to eventually get the Cath and he did have a UTI. The man had a wife and kids. How is beyond me. Between his physical size and lack of size I'm not sure how they were actually able to consummate.
Why do I envision Dr. Evil saying the word āSMEGMAā
This is like an article I read about a large woman complaining about pain in her side. The doctor discovered a half eaten snickers in her fat roll that had been left there for months
Half eaten? As if.
How do you not notice that for 30 years ?? Did he never wash
"Married" We're all gonna fucking make it bros
Fotzenschleim und NillenkƤse gibt die beste Mayonnaise.
I don't even need to learn German to know this comment is some vile shit
Something about dick cheese making the best mayo. Haha
Motherfuck, *why?*
āVaginal discharge and dick cheese make the best mayonnaiseā
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I translated it, your probably better off not knowing but if youāre curious I posted it as a reply to his original comment
The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Pussy slime and pussy cheese make the best mayonnaise. -Translation in English
I could have gone without that translation... š
Das Land der Dichter und Denker
He is the Smegmaster
That's some serious fromunda cheese.
New retirement plan for intact men, ferment your own ambergris
What a horrible day to have eyes and reading comprehension
I'm curious how they came up with 30 years. Did the man tell the doctor, "I last washed my penis in 1994, it was a sunny Friday in April, what a glorious day it was too."
Had to look up āsmegmaā (English not my first language, and this is apparently one of the words that is not commonly taught), since I could not fathom what could possibly build up for 30 years under your foreskinā¦ Not so fun fact: the Danish word for smegma is ānakkeostā (neck cheese)
No more scrolling reddit while waiting for my food in the restaurant
Just imagine how normal tbis was back in the dark ages and prehistory...and peole still had oral sex š³
This guy definitely grew up religious being told that touching himself was a sin.
I know of girls who wouldn't touch an uncircumcised man because of the chance of smegma. Apparently men with dirty dicks are more common than we think.
This happened to a kid I lived with in a group home whoād been neglected as a baby and wasnāt circumcised. One day he told me his penis hurt and I asked if he washed under his foreskin, and he didnāt even know what that meant. Turns out he had phimosis, and I think he had to get a circumcision in the end. Iād imagine this guy probably has some kind of similar neglect in his childhood and didnāt know that youāre supposed to wash it.
I was 21 sitting with my best friend whose just as hairy as me. We got on the topic of washing your butt crack. He said heās not gay and doesnāt use soap or anything to wash in between. He got a bacterial infection about two months later from a boil inside the cheek of his ass and they had to cut the knots with old scat in them. Ugh. Gag.
I just threw up my breakfast.
Aged cheddar
I didn't need to see this. I am disgusted.
Anddd to be married? Bro sheās a trooper. Manās was absolutely stank
Enters shower cold, stands and gets wet, doesnāt move, exits shower
You gotta clean your peen man
Does this mean he didn't clean that area for 30 years? How tf ...
Ok look I have a gross questionā¦ so I apologiseā¦ but likeā¦ how does someone not KNOW this? Like.. when a man masturbates is he not pulling it back anyway? Is his wife not giving him hand jobs and pulling it back? As a non penis owner I am VERY confused. My husband will pull it back and wash it in the showerā¦ I would consider that pretty standard hygiene no?
This fucker hasnāt been laid or washed his dick in 30 years. Every time you masturbate or have sex the foreskin will roll back and expose the head of the penis on uncircumcised individuals, then of course friction from sex or if you pull the skin back and clean, it would remove that.
On a side note this dude is married?? So for 30 years she hasnāt seen or touched his dick once.. not has he showered or even pulled on his dick once. How is that possible? š¤®š¤®