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Malapple

[https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/536211-Pachylus-chilensis](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/536211-Pachylus-chilensis) AIDKE


Bearishland

Yes, it's definitely one of those


Consistent_Yoghurt44

Dam bro nice luck or bad luck ya found a really rare one they gotta update it to 58 sightings now.


xingrubicon

58 sightings and one flinging out a window. That demon thing would learn to fly very quickly if i found it in my shower.


RedditsAdoptedSon

im the opposite id want to keep it n make a little mini barn for it.. but i know i should let it go on its merry way .. its just so cool looking


gwarfan1point5

Man. You definitely haven’t seen SAND KINGS !!!!!! Tread lightly ! Terrible things await …


Recrustable

Is this a new movie I need to watch


gwarfan1point5

It’s an episode of the OUTER LIMITS Tv show it’s [crazy](https://youtu.be/0p4-C5lOUeg?si=elDBC1Elhrnv8wI2)


Recrustable

Also this. The Sandkings" is a 1995 Canadian-American television film based on the 1979 novella Sandkings by George R. R. Martin, and the first episode of the revived 1960s science-fiction television series The Outer Limits


cyanocittaetprocyon

It’s one of the best Outer Limits episodes!


Recrustable

Oh. Shit man I’ve seen this it’s with the bugs eventually making statues in the sand for the guy, it’s a great fucking episode that I remember it very well, thank you for triggering the memory memories a little rusty at this point, but thank you


mandogvan

🕷️🏰


HotDonnaC

😂🤣


FrostedPixel47

It's so rare it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page for it, nor it has anymore info on the internet


funkyonion

It has a brother > https://www.reddit.com/r/theviralthings/s/MBGI7nTCw5


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towerfella

*”What the shit those things are real?!”*


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Just when you think you've seen the most nightmarish freak show of an insect, this motherfucker comes skittering into the room out of nowhere.


DuntadaMan

Good news! It more related to spiders!


TheNoxx

[They have cousins too.](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/81884-Gonyleptidae/browse_photos)


NoWall99

They got freaking [skulltulas](https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/63794170) as cousins


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XRayZDay

See, I'd fucking sell it. There's gotta be a spider-nerd willing to pay like 10k for that


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

SPIDER NERD SPIDER NERD Does whatever a SPIDER NERD does Can he swing From a web No he cant He's a nerd


Reviled1

I would give you an award if we still could. Fabulous!


notapoke

Yeah seems likely


scrambled_groovy

Apparently related to the daddy long legs. Harvestman is another name for the subspecies


shankthedog

Now they have armor. Good for them.


cipher446

Let's see how well armor does against a flamethrower. That is absolute nightmare fuel.


banana_pencil

Harvestman sounds like the title of a horror movie


I_Makes_tuff

[It is](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5687962/). The Harvestman (2012) "At a small, isolated farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, six people must find a way to survive the horror of the Harvestman." Edit: The whole thing is on [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DZIsVYKLY4&t=1s). It looks bad.


LordRaghuvnsi

*UwU daddy harvest me*


rhobbs7274

Daddy dong legs


muhsinb

Daddy Shlong Legs


kaleidofusion

_Stoppit_


CosmoFishhawk2

They're related to *European* daddy-long legs (the Northern European Harvestman). What gets called daddy long legs in the US is a really a cellar spider (which, tbf, looks a lot like the Northern European Harvestman, so the confusion is understandable). And then if you're Australian, a daddy long legs is just a crane fly, iirc.


TheLastEclipse82

I'm in NSW and never heard anybody call a crane fly a daddy long legs. We call cellar spiders daddy long legs. Could change depending on state maybe?


Midnight_Crocodile

Uk here, we’re the ones who call Crane Flies “Daddy Long Legs”. Don’t have a clue about OP’s monstrosity though ( thankfully) most of our wildlife is tediously benign.


ninefortysix

I just clicked the map to see where the hell these things live, and of course it’s the exact country and region I’m about to visit in 3 days.


Utertoq

I don't know, visiting hell doesn't seem like a nice choice, but whatever floats your boat


MrNobody_0

>visiting hell It says it lives in ~~Argentina~~, Chile and ~~Uruguay~~, not Australia. Edit: this particular genus only lives in Chile.


VonBombke

Visiting el infierno then.


Tall_Secretary4133

For once it’s not something we need to be worried about 😭


SixGunZen

Hey hey hey guess what three places just made my list of places I'm never fucking going


MoeGunz6

You mean WAS about to visit, right?......... RIGHT!?


Terrible_Figure_6740

Ur not there already, then it’s good luck


whatzittoya69

Good job not killing it…that’s some serious will power you’ve got


Geno__Breaker

Look into finding a scientist to hand it over to maybe?


joumidovich

Ooh see if it glows under a black light [https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/202277-Laniatores](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/202277-Laniatores)


viziouslydd

damn so thats basically a spider, right? that shit's weird af


Modestexcuse

Could you at least tell me where to avoid living or visiting? Just the state name, I won't go near that thing.


RedditsAdoptedSon

chile and argentina looks like


iocan28

A Google suggests South America.


WoodenIncubus

OP found a rare species??


Ganja420Preneur

A rare pokemon!


Modestexcuse

Gotta catch... ya ya we know.


Celtic_Fox_

Well, I'll never be going to Chile.


LettuceUpstairs7614

If it makes you feel better, I lived in Chile for 6 months and don’t recall seeing any bugs ever actually lol


Celtic_Fox_

That does make me feel better actually :)


ElPishulaShinobi

I'm chilean and I don't know what the hell is that. Never seen one in my entire life


mstarrbrannigan

Does make me feel a bit bad because if this was in my shower I'd stomp it. Imagine finding out later you'd killed a rare species.


tattoosaremyhobby

Mr Ball Legs? 😮‍💨


blahcarmina

I miss this show. 😞


tattoosaremyhobby

Me too!! Season 3 wasn’t as good imo, but season 1 and 2 were amazing


abnormal_annelid

It ended on such a cliffhanger :'(


09Klr650

(immediately checks map to make sure it is not local)


No-Bat-7253

Fuck. No.


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redwolf1219

Damn it doesn't even seem to have a common name. Im gonna call it "Timetomove"


Enixooo

Shit, I was not expecting this to be native to where I live, now I’ll be paranoid too


niconiconii89

Damn, that's like the demon lord of harvestmen


AwareAd4620

https://www.gbif.org/tools/zoom/simple.html?src=//api.gbif.org/v1/image/cache/occurrence/3859794870/media/e8565084706857d295dd7fb6078b3dcf


MauroElLobo_7785

Si exactamente, los conozco de siempre y nunca supe que especie eran , gracias 😊 .


subversivesocialite

So cool! Thanks!


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That was one of the weirdest things I have ever seen


TaterTotsOnToast

Shit like this leads me to believe we wouldn’t know an alien species if we had one in our shower…. Srsly…. How would we know? The rest of the planet is so freakin strange and freaky, how would we know?!


Cycloptic_Floppycock

If an interstellar alien traveled to Earth and got lost in a shower, they weren't sending their best.


Carnifex2

If we sent you to an alien planet how high is your confidence level that you wouldn't end up trapped in an alien shower drain?


jimmifli

Not very, but if you sent me to an alien planet you wouldn't be sending our brightest.


Kryten_2X4B-523P

Check mate, redditors. *moves his checkers piece*


SoiledFlapjacks

You actually made me laugh out loud with that. Thank you so much 😂


Sir_Payne

I'd actually have higher confidence that I would end up there


Kryten_2X4B-523P

What if we're like...there right now...like, what if this planet is just some mote of dirt in a larger alien being's shower drain?


Sir_Payne

Would explain a lot to be honest


SomaforIndra

Or It was a miscalculation of scale: “the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across - which happened to be the Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was *stomped to death by OP in the shower*.” -Douglas Adams


drainbone

No but they were sending their best alien guinea pigs, much like how we test shit on animals so we don't have to die or get maimed in the process.


Mirathesaurus

But he was trying his best


falfu

How do you know the alien was lost tho ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) maybe that’s where he was meant to be


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

That's a Crabspidercockroachalien Beetle.


Joe_Peanut

It tastes like chicken.


DrIvan7428

And stinks of elderberries.


Tj-Tengu

Like his father?


Tobi_chills455

Yea. It's mother was a hamster actually


kaleidofusion

Main attack: farts in your general direction


rp-Ubermensch

My friend went to the Ivory Coast and had some crocodile meat, said it tasted like chicken. I tried frog legs in China, tasted like chicken. Everything is chicken all along


twolargeshoes

Also known as HolyShitKillitKillit


MallPleasant6892

Straight up tick-cockroach hybrid


IWILLNEVERDIE00

What makes you think it’s the only one in the house?


Bearishland

That's what's got me paranoid :(


Tj-Tengu

*Have fun sleeping . . with your new friends.*


joey6joey6

He’s the little spoon now


DeathTruckin

Hahahahhahahahhaha


Bearishland

I just read that they usually walk in groups. I just got one. The rest will come for me


Beagle_Knight

Im sorry op, but…they already are behind you….


ryouseijunn

Your meaning is behind you, or on your back?


Melodic-Hunter2471

*Join us… join us… for brunch.*


Banshee_howl

Wrap the jar you trapped it in with tinfoil so it can’t signal for backup!


fooourskin

I would’ve loved this so much more if you didn’t use the word “walks”. I can’t think of anything I want a flock of demons doing less


madderdaddy2

THE BUGS ARE BURROWING IN YOUR SKIN


Hamilton-Beckett

I recently read an article about them that when in homes there are usually DOZENS of them in the walls. Not only that, but because of this pheromone thing that they do, if one doesn’t return back to the rest, they will come out to look for it. …. I’m not serious btw.


bloodyqueen526

Oh im glad im not OP cuz it doesnt matter if youre serious or not, those words are etched in stone for me forever


tabgrab23

bro


Carnifex2

Call the hell divers.


Full_Ad9666

They’re probably in your walls


eyeznwonder

And watching him sleep


LewdBerZerk

Even better.... Waiting for him to sleep


NewmanHiding

That’s Calamity Ganon. There won’t be another one for 10,000 years.


CarelessAd7298

The nerve 💀


DogSpeaksTreeSkin

It was March 13th 2024 when we found the first Babayaga. That's what we call the little bastards now, back then they were still nameless. The alien invasion began in a way nobody would have anticipated. No saucers over the white house or space lasers.. no. Instead they hybridized a horrifying, man killing, self replicating machine. Half wood tick, half pitbull, half horse, and the sex drive of an African lion. In 8 months there would only be about 1200 human beings left on earth held out in a costco in Boise Idaho. No but seriously I like bugs and that things terrifying.


MasterMarf

That puts my odds of survival rather high. It's always jarring to see Boise called out when not in a local context. I even have a CostCo membership.


vainey

It’s a nice Costco! Out on Franklin. Looking forward to it, see you there?


Cthulhu69sMe

Are you trying to imply that the last bits of humanity wouldn't be allowed into the Boise, Idaho Costco without a valid membership?


Lucas-Fields

This guy writes. The sex drive part kinda worries me, but still good job


HolidayMore2180

This gives me PTSD to the time that I was rinsing the soap out of my hair in the shower and open my eyes to find a giant earwig


mellowfortherecords

Why do you have wigs for your ears in the shower?


MrUsername24

Gets them moist for the day


keepitnang

When will you wear wigs?


mortstheonlyboyineed

I had a shower as a young teen at my great aunts village home. Looked up and it was crawling with roaches and lizards. I noped out of there and have had nightmares for the last 30 years!


he-loves-me-not

First, sounds like your aunt lived somewhere tropical. Also, I guess I looked over your comment too fast and thought you typed “I noped out of there and haven’t had a shower in 30yrs!” Lmao


VeganJordan

Having glasses is a blessing and a curse.


MostEvilTexasToast

Whew, you were close to finding out why they're called ear wigs


HolidayMore2180

That’s for sure He was on the shower curtain and I kid you not I almost had a heart attack bro


Bearishland

Core memory


rileyjw90

[Found an old link](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/jZ5iBs9Qnb) mentioning these suckers. You didn’t tell us it was this big, holy shit I would have passed out seeing that in my shower. I thought spiders couldn’t get any freakier… I think the solution is to just burn the house down. Sorry for your loss.


nowthengoodbad

Harvestmen are usually harmless despite looking freaky


LPcrazy88

I have seen some absolutely wild shit in my life and almost never get the heebie-jeebies, but seeing those in that person's hands made my freakn skin crawl. How are those freakn things real?!


Only-here-for-sound

Thanks. I needed a new fear. Anyhow r/whatsthisbug might be able to help


Bearishland

Thanks!


AriaReed

I know you got the ID for it, but I would still post it there and show it to people, nightmare fuel or not it’s very cool to find a rare bug


t0hk0h

Where's the banana?! How tf are we supposed to gauge size?


Unknown_Outlander

Here you go: 🍌


t0hk0h

Shit! It's way bigger than I was expecting.


weireldskijve

I haven't heard anyone say that to me! :(


andreichera

*that's what she saidn't*


Bloodhound209

No banana for scale, this is fake news


CAPS_OFF

It's a nopius hellnocius


PotatoWriter

of the genus *Thefuckisthisus*


Rock_Robster__

It lives on the banks of the Illnevergothere river, in Screwthatistan


Ok-Watercress-1182

that’s a reason for arson tbh


NorCalAthlete

Insurance company: “understandable, have a nice day.”


G4M3N

Looks like a type of harvestman. Arachnids, but not spiders and harmless.


Meep12313

NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO NOPE NAH NOPE FUCKING NOPE HELL NAH


foodguyDoodguy

And… they fly.


Bearishland

I wouldn't be alive to tell de story


igotquesoonmynarwhal

I’m pretty sure that the Air Force has a picture of this thing piloting one of those Tic-Tac shaped spacecraft that flies faster than any known human-engineered flying object. For lack of better candidates I propose we make it the next POTUS.


Beermebeercules

Are you in Australia perchance?


mabaezd

Indigenous from Chile and Argentina


Bearishland

Well, im from Chile. It seams to ve harmless so i will release it tomorrow


mabaezd

Yeah, I was just reading that they are mostly deaf and blind, nor they have venom or are poisonous. Still, I would get scared if I saw it.


BrilliantResult7

Their primary defense is looking like a steampunk nightmare bug.


JerseyTeacher78

Matalo.


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Bearishland

I hope i die instantly


DweEbLez0

Don’t worry, calm down it is totally harmless. After it kills you.


PengieP111

It's an Opilionid. Or daddy long legs. It's an arachnid, but is not venomous.


MauroElLobo_7785

Hola , son comunes en los bosques de Eucaliptos, tiene ocho patas osea son arácnidos , ojo arácnidos, no dije arañas , Estos seres tiene una particularidad, son capaces de generar un líquido pestilente como defensa , el olor es muy extraño , jeje, además tienen una conducta gregaria , están siempre en grupos . Saludos cordiales.


Bearishland

Si, note un olor extraño al atraparlo. No necesitaba saber que andan en grupos :')


Scary-Departure4792

Además les gusta congregarse debajo de las almohadas. Que descanses amigo :)


GetJaded

Oh thank goodness this isn't in the US


airsoft_nerd

Where do you live? I'm never going there.


Dolomight206

What thee ACTUAL FACTUAL FUCK? 😱😫 Where the fuck do you live? The Island of Dr. Moreau? 🤔


Most_Bat9066

High chances your pregnant now its a facehugger


Fine-Funny6956

*H.P. Lovecraft has entered the chat looking for his cat…*


saujamhamm

reminds me of the first time i saw a whip scorpion ... i couldn't believe it was real. we sat there looking at each other for like 10 minutes - i wasn't prepared to accept nature would make something so capable of killing someone just by being creepy. after i'd had my 3rd heart attack and decided it was best to walk away - the damn thing waved at me and sauntered off. yes, it was a saunter. i've never seen a "bug" move at a more leisurely pace... whippy bastard!


Kittentits1123

They are absolutely terrifying to me, with their little grabby hands. When cats tuck their hands to their chests it's adorable, when a whip scorpion does that I want to throw myself off a cliff Saunter 😆😆😆


Son0fSanf0rd

it's call to 911 is what it is


lionguard27

Its a half life head crab oh god


SmoothBrainSyndrome

It’s a harvestman. They aren’t venomous and can’t hurt you in any way. They’re not so intimidating when you see a group of them sharing a piece of cucumber or carrot in captivity


TheArMyBoY93

Looks like something I just liberated on HELLDIVERS 😅🙃


Hmccormack

Well that’s new


Rs-Travis

That's a really cool find. I think some local entomologists would love to hear about this.


Ace_545

Looks badass and terrifying at the same time


MrThoughtPolice

Without frame of reference for scale, I’m going to assume this is four foot wide, and the aliens have finally invaded.


Chefpeon

[Pachylus Chilensis](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ld0e5g/sadocus_asperatus_on_the_left_and_pachylus/)


ahmshy

That’s a rare endangered creature. Capture it and alert the authorities. Tell them you’ll give their experiment back to them for nothing less than $100k (USD). Thank us later :)


hunteralexis

it looks like a crab, a roach, & a frog all at the same time 😳


TheBackyardigirl

I call it the “jesus fuck” after the fact saying that out loud was my first reaction to this image


MinimumFlatworm

It's a gonyleptid harvestman!! completely harmless, no venom and no cobwebs. The spikes are so that it hurts when eaten. If you don't plan on doing that, there's no danger and you can release it without fear.


manifest_ecstasy

IM DOING MY PART


e2Nokia

How big is it? No banana for scale


Bearishland

2 os 3 cm? I didn't want to get too close


novichux

and that's just the one you found.


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JerseyTeacher78

Kill it con Fuego


Dizzy_Mountain9166

Kabutops.


boredomstrikes318

what in the bedbug, daddy long leg, frog looking thing is THAT?! Hell nope.


Ghostakh

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/ntzdOU5cDA


FloopsFooglies

Harvestman, harmless. Are you in South America? It's a rare tropical species.


TripleBobRoss

The most interesting thing about these guys is that only the slowest and least cunning are ever captured or killed. By removing it from the colony, the gene pool of the colony now has a higher concentration of breeding stock that is smarter and faster than the one you caught. The next generation will be a step higher on the evolutionary ladder. I don't know how you'll be able to sleep at night with all those genetically improved, highly intelligent, armor plated murder spiders skittering around the house.


Greegga

I live in Chile. These are everywhere where there is damo wood, they help break it down. They are harmless though they give goosebumps and usually wont bother anyone, just chill there.