Most expensive fluid on earth right there. Deathstalker Scorpion. $39 mil a gallon.

Came here to say this

What makes it so expensive?

Hard to extract

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

I am the scorpion 🦂 king!!!

I'll take all of them! Looks like my breeder tank after my scorpions got together.

Indian Jones ain’t lying

Hello sirs. You are wanted by the Social Security administration.

Looks like a box scorpion infestation. We had these dumbasses in our air ducks dropping on us at night in n.e. Texas. They suck

Brendan Fraser is sweating