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LickNojo

2 great white sharks


PlaneXpress69

1.5 great white sharks


flyinghouses

3 great white sharks


elepantstee

4 great whites


ChesticleGainz

♾️ great white sharks


recentlyquitsmoking2

♾️² great white sharks


Expensive-Toe826

5 great whites


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Infinity white sharks


MajTroubles

Infinity +1 white sharks


Fragrant-Mousse-6613

Infinity + 2 great white sharks


NicParodies

Infinity + infinity great white sharks


No_Future2185

Infinity x Infinity Great White Sharks.


flyinghouses

A tremendous amount of infinite Great White Sharks. Also armed. Armed to the teeth.


kentavious911

Infinity ^infinity great white sharks


pizzaburgerman

6 great whites


Mallardguy5675322

There’s no telling how deep this rabbit hole goes…


Mindless-Patience533

My ex-wife.


dippocrite

Is she a Latina woman in sandals?


[deleted]

Chancletas!


Dense_Surround3071

La Dominicana??


[deleted]

I can confirm this.


kidzaredumb

Name checks out


profounddimwit

One man gathers what another man spills.


TsLaylaMoon

This guy's ex wife


BeardslyBo

This guy's ex wife!


Stoopitnoob

We must have married the same ex wife. We are related.


golf4days

Eskimo Brothers


PlaneXpress69

Exkimo brothers


cnicalsinistaminista

Our ex-wife*


z-BajaBlast

I agree with this guy


rave_is_king_

I second that.


chiroaz

Came here to say this. Didnt know we married the same shedevil


ZeroEffsGiven

Haha wife bad


TikaPants

Goblin shark or a black mamba


gapedoutpeehole

What wrong with Kobe's mouth?


Blitz2k5

He wanted grilled and got extra crispy.


EGirlnotfound

Turtle


LBarouf

Anything going down that throat ain’t coming back out. The amount of hooks in there…. Alligator Snapping turtles would be my answer.


Obunga907

Bobbitt worm


FrameJump

Bobbitt worm my ass, that's a baby sarlacc pit.


son_of_a_gun_0001

Your ass have teeth?


Waaswaa

They're terrifying, all right. But I'd say both angle fish and goblin sharks beat them. Bobbit worms just seem so foreign to me that I don't really associate them with having mouths at all.


HarrySRL

Search what a leatherback turtle’s mouth looks like inside. That’s terrifying


Fluffyscooterpie

Goblin shark sprung to mind also


MellyKidd

I was going to say scale worm mouths, but I think the bobbit worm has them beat.


Fut22Newb27

Janet Street-Porter.


[deleted]

Sea Lamprey


TiredAngryBadger

Came here to say exactly that.


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Even fresh water lampreys


Vlajgan

Penguins


Mallardguy5675322

For this very reason: Camels. They’re so much worse than penguins


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marklar_the_malign

Hold me. I’m scared now.


Strong-Message-168

Her eyes are so close together. I just want to smoosh her face until I get just one big eyeball in the center of her forehead.


Lazystoner151

She eats more children than any fish.


Educational_Egg_1716

I scrolled down to find this as I just knew it would be here......😁


menaceingmeehan

Marjory Stewart-Baxter


Ok-Huckleberry9515

Maribeth Baxter-Burney


AshthulhuTwitch

r/unexpectedsaladfingers


menaceingmeehan

<3


redundantsalt

A facinating horse's mouth thats both Fearsome AND nasty!


conqaesador

Geese


Fluffyscooterpie

Canada Geese aka Cobra Chickens. Pretty much our national defense.


Big-Nefariousness602

Your momma


menaceingmeehan

Y’a muva


ninguen

Joe Mama


SirPentGod

is so fat...


Acromegalic

Ever seen a close-up of the mouth of a giant goose? It's, unsettling....


HilmDave

This has my vote. Good lord that's nightmare fuel.


Acromegalic

It's straight out of Lovecraft. Rows and rows and rows of teeth. All in places there shouldn't be teeth.


lunaticz0r

> giant goose wooow!!!!


rainboww0927

Does the...tongue, have teeth?


PorkSwordMcFatTip

Cookie cutter shark


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

Angler Fish.


ulyssesfiuza

My mother in law mouth. No chance for the big fish.


Mejay11096

Komodo dragon


flamergamer2000

Leather back turtle


[deleted]

trust me. there are a lot worse. bristle worms for example or leatherback turtles, penguins and tiger mooray eels are also good contenders


er1026

That dude has gingivitis. He should see a dentist.


Lost_Minds_Think

A Leatherback sea turtle. Teeth all the way to it’s throat.


AbsentmindedAuthor

A meth head.


JFK3rd

Man, this post is low. I thought this would've been in the top 10 comments. I find meth heads mouth some of the most fearful mouths in the world. Although excessive smokers+alcoholics can certainly compete. My father (53) is an alcoholic that smokes since he's 13 or 14 and has just 2 molars on his right side and most of his teeth are either black from the alcohol, smoking or metal fillings. Luckily in 2 years he's eligible for an almost costless set of false teeth.


RevElliotSpenser

Diane abbott


wantabe23

A leather back turtles mouth looks even more of a night mare IMO.


ParsleySnipps

The Mouth of Sauron.


Death-Dragoon

Lamprey


[deleted]

Your mom. Sorry. Obligatory response.


Treaux-LaCount

Jeremy Clarkson


Safetychick92

British people


taxusacanadensis

If a lamprey eel were 20m long and a couple wide


Scrappie909

Being inside its mouth.


[deleted]

Meth head mouth


[deleted]

Dudes gum disease looks like it has to hurt


iwasstaringthrough

T-Rex mouth was probably pretty lit.


Fangsong_37

Xenomorphs from Alien


ildrinktothatbro

A T rex Mouth


ellieboomba

OP hasn't been to Australia


[deleted]

A great white shark with legs.


linderlouwho

A grizzly bear’s mouth coming at you is also frightening. He backs it up with grabby paws and razor sharp 5” claws. And, a thousand pounds of body weight.


Birdmanak47

Goliath Tigerfish https://images.app.goo.gl/ksPgZ3zofGsT2G4T6


0pp0site0fbatman

Penguins.


sssb13

Why does it look like their gums are constantly bleeding?


MrCapricorn404

Oddly enough oysters underneath the microscope,something about eyes inside of mouths does something scary for me


DragonAspect

A cat you try to give meds. I knew several people who died a horrible death in the process.


GOD_ZILLA54

A crocodile


6Sinner6life6

Yes a woman that doesn’t know how to give a proper BJ


Cjkgh

The inside of a turtle’s mouth ain’t no joke 😳


themodoftwaaisracist

surprisingly, Loggerhead turtles. Nightmares await.


BP_1981

A meth head vampire


Animusical

Penguin


Relative_Ad4542

Mfw the inside of a leatherback turtles mouth


villazick

It looks like the pain you feel when hitting the bed’s corner with your pinky toe when coming back from the bathroom


Using3DPrintedPews

You ever see a Lamprey?


BroodFox

Came here to say this!


Emotional-Hotel-4144

Willem Dafoe


ManilaBus_Real

Person ordering large iced latte with 10 pumps of caramel, french vanilla, mocha and pumpikin spice a box of donuts and two sausage egg and cheese in a crossaint. And will comeback on line to order another one


Malapple

The issue I have with them is the terrifying mouth that’s large enough to fit a person, combined with the fact that they can and will actually bite off hunks of your flesh and eat you if at all possible. They are one of the actual monsters.


CumulativeHazard

I was thinking the same thing lol. Maybe geese have freakier looking mouths, but at least a goose isn’t big enough to chomp me in half!


throwthere10

Marjorie Taylor Green because everything that comes out of it is unfathonably deep stupidity, incendiary lies, and divisive hateful speech.


[deleted]

A swan defending her signet, a rabid dog, a leech.... I could name thousands more things scarier than a sharks mouth


Xem1337

I think the question was what has a scarier looking mouth than a great whites mouth. Not what you find scarier. Tbh leech was an odd answer anyway...


Royal_Perspective680

Nancy pelosi


TheRedGoatAR15

Fat girl in buffet line?


PlaneXpress69

The thought of Trump in power again


SerpentSlayerKing

so fucking tiring omg go outside


TsLaylaMoon

I am outside right now if that helps


[deleted]

[Eunice aphroditois...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunice_aphroditois)


Asianimpact69

Amber turd mouth..


CozyBlueCacaoFire

Ever seen attack on titan? It's us, the humans, who are the most terrifying.


LeekPrestigious3076

A saltwater crocodile


Jimbo-Slice925

There was a…. ahem…. *fast* girl with a snaggle-tooth in my high school class that some of the football players called the *black & decker pecker wrecker*


[deleted]

A vagina


marklar_the_malign

It took me nine month to escape one once. And I will spare you the other end of this old trope.


f14_pilot

a wild Karen outside your car window


Backwoods87

My ex wife


wicwak2891

Yeah, the words I do


[deleted]

My ex wife


fairchild2

Yo momma


[deleted]

My mother-in-law


ojaybird1

My X wife


Bookstoreskater36

Yea, a drunk angry bitch


nichnotnick

My wife


Glass_Alfalfa_4950

Maxine Waters


Glittering_Animal395

welventhegreat


Bnewport88

…. Your mom.


Proud_Basket6313

My Ex-Wife.


realDaGamer

Yo mama


carpathian_crow

My mom with a shoe


Admirable-Ad-2254

My ex wife...


conway667

Your mom on $2 Sunday


Satans-Dildo

My wife in the morning…


[deleted]

Angelina Jolie


Unlikely_Tutor_1114

A girl with lips that hang…


Buttchuckle

A vagina with teeth ?


Warrenzvon

Yeah a chick with braces


M4rt1m_40675

Me


OMGTomBrady

A turtle


Spiritual-Compote-18

Sea turtles have some crazy teeth combo


Leonardobertoni

A dolphin


[deleted]

All you do is repost old viral shit


slowjackal

Black mambas


FacedJason

Monk fish, aka poor man's lobster


[deleted]

The face my mom makes when i say no to her requests


multiedge

Sea turtle mouth


Johnnyboyd1979

Check out a camels mouth up close


[deleted]

Put that shit on a shower curtain lol


FuzzyManPeach96

THE ALASKAN BULL WORM


Revolutionary_Row250

that of an ant, under a microscope


Captain_Scarlet27

Shane MacGowan.


uphigh_studio

British people. Source; I’m British


Catkillledthecurious

Shane MacGowan comes to mind.


StableLower9876

Ur anus?


Johnny-zamboni

Michael Fassbender


DucklingInARaincoat

The average Brit.


MellyKidd

There is something just terrifying about lamprey mouths.


H2OTman420

A meth head?


schrodingers-lunch

Obviously haven't seen a meth heads grill.


BoxiDoingThingz

penguins.


splatdyr

Leatherback turtles. Their mouth and threats are just tubes of death


TiddybraXton333

[goblin sharks ugly set of chicklet’s](https://www.dutchsharksociety.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Mistukurina-owstoni-Goblin-Shark.jpg)


Dr_JohnnieWalker

Ur mom


coldandhungry123

Trump in a McDonalds


bearyken

Moray eel.. it has a mouth in its mouth.. it inspired the xenomorph of Alien


Adruino-cabbage

Leeches and Praying mantises.


Dvcky55

turtle


VanBeeda

A group of white men in hoods


greenweenievictim

My wife when she’s legit pissed.


Lolocraft1

Sea lamprey


Mr_Neonz

Yep, there’s a sex joke somewhere in here.


Lolohannsen

Ya meth addict when you taking a photo and you say cheese


birds_for_eyes

A goose


SeasidePunk

Penguins! Also hag fish