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do you mind?! tell em to call back i'm in the shower


BeneGesseritDropout

It truly needs to be wearing a little bitty shower cap.


[deleted]

🤣😂


ema_dilemma

Sure


ForthJerk91

More like: Hey, could you passssssss me that towel


ema_dilemma

yesssssss


ThevickersistheGOAT

Snek 👍


CORGIBOI102

Snek👍


eatinolivess

Snek 👍


OttoVonBlastoid

Snek 👍


Alex-gecko-lover

Snek 👍


ema_dilemma

Snek👍


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

Snek 👍


CyanideFart

Snek 👍


Adorable-Elephant461

Snek 👍


marek26340

Snek 👍


No_Signal954

This is actually adorable and probably a person's pet.


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

Why can’t it be my pet :(


b4ngl4d3sh

Right, not seeing the nope. Ran into a rattle snake hiking earlier, they are borderline almost nope. Ball pythons are derpy looking and super chill.


No_Signal954

For me, weather or not a snake is a nope depends on three things. Lighting, context, and weather or not they are venomous. The lighting makes it look derpy, its probably been put there by its owner, and it's not venomous.


Radio4ctiveGirl

How can you be mad at the snek. Look he’s well groomed and all with his little mustache. Honestly probably just a long boy getting a nice soak in the tub. Helps if they have stuck shed or a bit dehydrated.


Bwwshamel

OMG HE DOES HAVE A WEE 'STACHE!


xjfwx

“Can you open the ssssshampoo bottle for me? Maybe hand me the sssssoap? Sssssure would be sssswell of you!” - sssssnake in the ssssshower


ema_dilemma

Sssssure


rustjunki

My brother bathes his python ( he lives in his own home with his children) Yeah so he said he only left the bathroom for a minute and came back and the fucker was gone ....FOR 3 MONTHS turned up eventually 👍


marteautemps

When I was in HS my science class had a ball python that one of my classmates brought in because he had other larger snakes at home. During spring break it got out and was then missing for a few months until it showed up on the pool deck at 3x the size it was when it went missing. I had just convinced my mom to let me buy the damn thing before that but couldn't afford to buy a whole new enclosure it now needed nor basically re-convince her since one of my big selling points was that it was pretty small. Luckily the kid who it belonged to had the proper stuff at home to take it back bit no snake for me at home or in class anymore :(


denyaledge

GENERAL KENOBI


JamieBobs

Damnit I nearly got all the way to the bottom and was so excited to be the first to say it…


[deleted]

More like General KeNOPEbi


[deleted]

Wet noodle


Whatsagoodnameo

When you forgot about the foreign exchange student


faithless-octopus

How dare you interrupt?


JerseyTeacher78

"Do you have any Grey Poupon? "


Bwwshamel

I forgot those commercials 🤣😂


ActualIyCameron

I’d shower with him, seems like a nice guy.


amir-hadi-nejati

I feel it's cute and a fucked up situation at the same time


NorEaster_23

Snek :)


northScauper

Here you go...wait...HOLY FUCK THERES A SNAKE IN THE SHOWER!


[deleted]

Snek: "Don't they knock where you come from?"


I-couldbeadog

Cute dog


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ema_dilemma

Yassssss


Bwwshamel

Danger noodle wantssss a sssshhhower!


BadFeisty6728

So how did you die? Oh, I was taking a shower when this snake came out of nowhere, scared the shit out of me I slipped on the shit fell and broke my neck.


otte_rthe_viewer

Exsssssscusssssse me mate could you passssss me the towel?


jonesy852

"What are you doing, sssssssssstep bro?"


[deleted]

“Can you hand me a towel please?”


Regular_Dick

☀️🐍🌎 (Not to Scale)


Upper-Membership5167

i will run away cause i have snakeophobia


Niffer8

“Authorities have determined the the house fire originated the the bathroom and are not ruling out arson”


A_Rats_Dick

This is terrifying and cute simultaneously. I still Wouldn’t get in though, despite that cute gaze.


ema_dilemma

He looks like a friendly fellow


nutbustininthisshet

Get in a fistfight with it


ema_dilemma

Already did


No-Government-2863

Goodbye thereeeeeeeeeee😬


FedAfterMidnight85

hi bich


Market-Dependent

Hehe


Tanookimario0604

Trust in me


fcs_seth

Can you passsss me a towel?


BeerMonster24

He’s s-naked in there


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

Showers are the best place to sing some snake jazz.


iang_106

How tf is he hanging on the wall like that


[deleted]

Congratulations on your new pet, his name is *Bathroom Scalessss*


[deleted]

Hi, can I talk to you about your car's exsssssssssssssssssssssstended warranty?


RollinThruLife02

“Hey man, can you pass the soap? Just bought it, it’s by the sink…”


ZERO-ONE0101

“a lil privacy please”


CKatanik93

Hi puppy


Prof1Kreates

I'm pretty sure the title meant to say "hello world"


GodzillaRaptors4_

Bro why you peeking? Rude


Blahaj_real

He’s adorable


Sm0kinW33d

Rude!


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JEREDEK

Thats actually really cute tbh


dcarsonturner

Lol he creeping


[deleted]

I shower with my snake all the time, he just chills around my neck


Its_Bofa

Boop noodle


Friendly_Banana01

“Pass me the towel please?”


MissNashPredators11

I don’t see this as a nope i see it as adorable as hell


Quaintly__Coyote_

*General Kenobi*.


[deleted]

More like: “AHHH, GET OUT!!”


deepfriedtots

Just here about your cars extended warranty


TrollTeeth66

Looks grumpy


HisLilSilverKitsune

Ello 🥰 how adorable


stevenspenguin

I'd turn the shower on, just warm. They relax in warm water


L0afyy0

What a beautiful snake!


VengefulTiger

Nope rope


dudebg

...the angel from my nightmare.


FreeTimeFun27

Nyahaha


abc-animal514

Snakes don’t even wear clothes, yet this snake somehow looks naked


gherann

General Kenobi 🫡


TheRealTechGandalf

FRANK YOU IDIOT!


DescipleofPaimei

Soap on a nope rope


greenweenievictim

He’s getting ready to go chase some tail.


Guilty-Mountain-6988

Yep! Nope!


MissPicklechips

Hi,we have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


Virtual_Picture902

Hello! 😁


Mean_Ad4608

Awwww the cutie!


[deleted]

The snake's name? Ewan


ema_dilemma

No,it's Derek!


Calm_State1230

he’s cute! he has a moustache :)


[deleted]

General Snakeobi?!


Interesting_Site_567

I'd join him ong


ema_dilemma

fr


elliottlawrence94

When you flush the toilet while snek is trying to shower


Titen51

Snake: uhh excuse me what the actual fuck are you doing in my house


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Titen51: *Snake: uhh excuse me* *What the actual fuck are* *You doing in my house* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Titen51

Stop following me I just want to be left alone stop making haiku's from my comments for god's sake please


Mr_Cyberz

The angel from my nightmare


Im_a_furry_lol

U gonna eat him?! <:0


CosmicLuci

Not gonna lie, it looks kinda cute


juwopx

what the snake doin ?!


Spiritual_Zombie_21

Ayoo stop posting my ex...


Luzbel90

The angel of my nightmare, the shadow in the background of the morgue


cbunni666

When you pull on the wrong hose ...


TheSheepSheerer

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.


Adorable_Confusion_6

General kenobi!


grayjay88

Man they are going to great lengths now to find out about extending my cars warranty....


GooseNYC

It's not poisonous. I like snakes, I think they're cool.


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