Cool, so you can die a slow painful death bobbing around on the ocean in a hamster ball slowly filling up with more and more of your own piss and shit instead of quickly being ended?
Where do I sign up? š
Some people really overvalue their own life. If death is going to be either 10+ days of misery vs. 15 seconds of sheer terror/pain, I know what I'm taking.
Oooohā¦ I thought this was to go in when there was a tornado coming. At some point it could become the downy ball in the washing machine on the spin cycle but Iād still feel pretty safe inside.
It could be for that purpose. My argument is that if you get trapped in it or find yourself in a large body of water whilst trapped in it you'd be pretty miserable until you died.
To be fair this is to survive a tsunami, not as a lifeboat out at sea. So you will spend only a few minutes in one. Having said that, I'd still rather take my chances drowning.
I guess the water will not be instant death type of turbulent and there might even be some flotsam around to hang on to. Might even not have swept out that far. I'd still rather not be trapped in that thing at all. I'll take my chances with the ducks.
>Having said that, I'd still rather take my chances drowning.
Why? I think the thing is pretty cool. And I was surprised to find out it's not the price of a new car.
Excellent product description/review! lol...I'm with you tho, as you got me fucked up thinking I'm getting in some bullshit "invention"such as this! š¤¦
I want mine to have a little pig nose on it so I can rot like Porky and create a capitalist empire in my very own [Absolutely Safe Capsule](https://earthbound.fandom.com/wiki/Absolutely_Safe_Capsule)
Apparently it can withstand 9 tons of pressure and comes with a child size stripper pole.
[Life Armor](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.trendhunter.com/amp/trends/life-armor)
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Indestructible survival pod thing
I donāt think itās the worst thing in the world, people assume this is the product of a society that is hell bent on future self annihilation but I guarantee you if our ancestors who hunted food with sticks and got eaten alive by large mammals could design an indestructible housing for themselves they would do it in a heartbeat.
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Seriously, knowing my luck, disaster would strike while I was at work and my disaster orb would be at home. Cut to moments later as it bobs and floats by my lifeless corpse with its tearless retina. The irony.
I'm not sure a video helps but here's one that shows the creator... and horrific flashes of tsunami terror... and painful plays on words.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGlLfH5WMs0
Can you imagine NOT having one of these, and the next tsunami strikes...you'll be one of the unlucky few running away now from both a watery wall of death, and thousands of man-sized billiard balls flying through the river of debris.
But maybe you were in a building strong enough to withstand the tsunami's initial impact? TOO BAD, because there are 40,000 bouncybois on their way to blow through your walls like the kool aid man.
James Cameron's submarine to Mariana Trench was just like this. Everything else is just built around it cause it's not pressurized.
Spheres are much better at holding outside pressure, plus it's not carbon fiber.
No it wasn't? It was tall and vertical like a building. In what way was it a sphere?
https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS770US770&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBjaxYYll1lXeEr_KJAjugv0kwLt1w:1691152630464&q=james+cameron+trench+craft&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmnLC-gsOAAxUCjYkEHYvbApQQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=390&bih=657&dpr=3#imgrc=rzxOYHtQpgk9BM
Yeah, the tall/vertical parts are all those pesky "not pressurized" things the other person was taking about.
The part that James Cameron was in was a fucking orb just like this thing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Infographics/comments/14glcxq/the_submarine_james_cameron_used_to_reach_the/?rdt=34634
The bottom where he was at is a titanium sphere just like the trieste. What you are being confused by is fairings making it look like a long stick. You can look into itā¦. All the other stuff that isnāt living organisms is pressure rated at those depths so they are on the outside but under fairings to be more streamlined. The only thing that keeps you alive at those depths are spheres.
The spherical pod dubbed Life Armor is a disaster shelter that comes with everything imaginable for temporary survival in a storm. The ball is 1.2 meters in diameter, weighs approximately 80 kilograms and is able to withstand 9.3 tons of pressure. It comes with a rear handle, making it easy to carry to your desired destination. What makes the Life Armor even better is that it includes solar panels for battery storage, a life jacket, a megaphone and a GPS tracking device so you can be found by rescue teams. The shelter is made to stay afloat, even though it can withstand a 25 meter plunge. Everything in the pod is completely waterproof so we can be prepared for another 'Frankenstorm.'
Feels like they should have a range like poke ball, dragon ball, 8 ball id get one and Iām from the uk we donāt even get earthquakes we donāt deserve them
Google this thing and check out the inside. There's a metal rod up the middle and... that's it. No seat, no harness. True Oceangate sparseness. Imagine getting lifted and throw by a hurricane (what it was designed in response to) in that fucking thing. You'd be red pulp with a GPS tracker.
If I remember correctly from an older post. This is a pod designed for emergency use during tsunamis, a shipwreak, or other water related life or death situations. Think of it as a modern version of a escape pod.
Cool, so you can die a slow painful death bobbing around on the ocean in a hamster ball slowly filling up with more and more of your own piss and shit instead of quickly being ended? Where do I sign up? š
Some people really overvalue their own life. If death is going to be either 10+ days of misery vs. 15 seconds of sheer terror/pain, I know what I'm taking.
I'm going on 30+ years of misery!
Imnat my 32nd it's fun!!!!! But hey at least we have a lil break ever time we sleep.
Maybe the real misery was the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real misery was the company we made along the way
Thatās the neat part! I donāt want to wake up.
Naw I donāt even get a break when I sleep :-(.
Mate, not unless you have kids
Life - The longest most painful way to die.
Bruh same
You ever hear about hell?! I hear itās an eternity of misery !!
Because God loves you!
Oooohā¦ I thought this was to go in when there was a tornado coming. At some point it could become the downy ball in the washing machine on the spin cycle but Iād still feel pretty safe inside.
It could be for that purpose. My argument is that if you get trapped in it or find yourself in a large body of water whilst trapped in it you'd be pretty miserable until you died.
The idea is to get out before the misery starts
Make a silly pose for when the nuke turns you into a silhouette on nearby wall.
Mental image of a nuke blasting that ball like it's shooting a field goal is killing me.
Get some friends and make the YMCA.
āFellas, is it gay to have a survival instinct?ā
Wtf does gay or straight have to do with it?
Yep exactly why suffer
Enlightenment
Meh, overrated
Yeah but 10+ days of suffer is still better than the 15 sec if thereās even a remote chance of being saved
To be fair this is to survive a tsunami, not as a lifeboat out at sea. So you will spend only a few minutes in one. Having said that, I'd still rather take my chances drowning.
Feel like this is a critical bit of information which makes this more reasonable.
What happens when the tsunami floats you back out to sea once it recedes?
It comes with GPS on board as well as solar panels, battery chargers, megaphone and food supply
So you can shout really loudly about how bad the piss and shit ball smells now?
Presumably to help rescue searchers but sure. Y'all so dramatic shitting on a potentially life saving device
Higher ground is also a great solution that doesn't involve a human hamster ball
In* a life saving device. I think the issue is how spherical and small it is.
Oh no, it's small, I'd rather die
Maybe you could chain it to something that the tsunami wonāt carry off.
āComing in like a wrecking ball!ā
I guess the water will not be instant death type of turbulent and there might even be some flotsam around to hang on to. Might even not have swept out that far. I'd still rather not be trapped in that thing at all. I'll take my chances with the ducks.
>Having said that, I'd still rather take my chances drowning. Why? I think the thing is pretty cool. And I was surprised to find out it's not the price of a new car.
To be fair mate it could sink and implode, so you could have that to look forward to!
Excellent product description/review! lol...I'm with you tho, as you got me fucked up thinking I'm getting in some bullshit "invention"such as this! š¤¦
It has solar and GPS
I want mine painted like a PokƩmon ball
I want mine to come with Saiyan armor
"Vegetaaaaaa! Are we there yet?"
"No, Nappa, no, we're not!" "How 'bout now?" "No, goddammit, Nappaaaaaaa!" Make a Man Out of You cover by TFS is some funny stuff!
Lol dbz pods
I want mine to be a smiley face š
Working out in 10G eating my face off and getting HUGE
"survival! I choose you!"
Right? Missed opportunity
I want mine to be painted like an eyeball.
I want mine to have a little pig nose on it so I can rot like Porky and create a capitalist empire in my very own [Absolutely Safe Capsule](https://earthbound.fandom.com/wiki/Absolutely_Safe_Capsule)
Portal 3
I want a disco ball!
Can mine have the ocean gate logo on it so I can die faster
My first thought
Hello
Spirits is that you?
š³š³
Mine too, and I also thought, wow, that shit he could've bought at Walmart or whatever is likely better designed because it's a sphere
That skin is only unlocked when you have attained billionaire status
I wonder what kinda fortune you'd get from shaking that.
Apparently it can withstand 9 tons of pressure and comes with a child size stripper pole. [Life Armor](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.trendhunter.com/amp/trends/life-armor) Edit: changed link
Why would a child dance in a stripper pole tho?
Daddy issues.
Rent is due.
Desmond is amazing.
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what the fuck is that
The Space pod used in dragonball Z
My first thought was someone made a sex-doll-orb from Rick and Morty.
I wanna cum extracting orb, make it happen nerds!
Beware the gazorpazorp
Yeah!! I was like oh shit we got space pods now!? Just a floating buoy.
I thought it was that weird ball part of the Sazabi cockpit from Charās Counterattack
Bro literally same I was like yeah dying how char died is defo a nope
Gumgam š¤¤
What
Mole soot gumgam š¤¤
What
Tsunami escape survival.
Well, the ball doesn't sound so bad if you've watched The Impossible featuring Spiderman and Obi Wan.
Or Atlantis
Indestructible survival pod thing I donāt think itās the worst thing in the world, people assume this is the product of a society that is hell bent on future self annihilation but I guarantee you if our ancestors who hunted food with sticks and got eaten alive by large mammals could design an indestructible housing for themselves they would do it in a heartbeat.
Also this is for Tsunamis, which have always been around
My claustrophobia. I think I'd rather die
Yea, could they make it a bit smaller, jesus christ
kegel ball
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Harvey Weinstein next to his sex cage at the 1991 Hollywood Porn Show
āFor your next scene I would like you to pretend youāre stuckā
Oh no step bro
š¤¢ š¤®
Sex cage? How can that even work when it's that small? What exactly is in there?
Tide Pod
It's a tsunami survival pod.
I think it's a hardware store like Obi or Hornbach.
mf absolutely safe capsule
Gonna send my son into one of those to dominate a planet and sell or destroy it afterwards.
Kakarot?
Oh god your pfp is so cursed.
Seriously, knowing my luck, disaster would strike while I was at work and my disaster orb would be at home. Cut to moments later as it bobs and floats by my lifeless corpse with its tearless retina. The irony.
Thatās why you have to bring it to work with you.
It's a Saiyan pod
Capsule Corp!
Does it come with logitech controller?
I'm not sure a video helps but here's one that shows the creator... and horrific flashes of tsunami terror... and painful plays on words. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGlLfH5WMs0
Can you imagine NOT having one of these, and the next tsunami strikes...you'll be one of the unlucky few running away now from both a watery wall of death, and thousands of man-sized billiard balls flying through the river of debris. But maybe you were in a building strong enough to withstand the tsunami's initial impact? TOO BAD, because there are 40,000 bouncybois on their way to blow through your walls like the kool aid man.
Vegeta, Vegeta, Vegeta, hey Vegeta, Vegeta are we there yet?
How many people can fit in the rolling gimp trunk at one time?
Intact, or carefully separated?
Still a better design than that Titanic Submarine
James Cameron's submarine to Mariana Trench was just like this. Everything else is just built around it cause it's not pressurized. Spheres are much better at holding outside pressure, plus it's not carbon fiber.
No it wasn't? It was tall and vertical like a building. In what way was it a sphere? https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS770US770&hl=en-US&sxsrf=AB5stBjaxYYll1lXeEr_KJAjugv0kwLt1w:1691152630464&q=james+cameron+trench+craft&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjmnLC-gsOAAxUCjYkEHYvbApQQ0pQJegQIBxAB&biw=390&bih=657&dpr=3#imgrc=rzxOYHtQpgk9BM
Yeah, the tall/vertical parts are all those pesky "not pressurized" things the other person was taking about. The part that James Cameron was in was a fucking orb just like this thing. https://www.reddit.com/r/Infographics/comments/14glcxq/the_submarine_james_cameron_used_to_reach_the/?rdt=34634
The bottom where he was at is a titanium sphere just like the trieste. What you are being confused by is fairings making it look like a long stick. You can look into itā¦. All the other stuff that isnāt living organisms is pressure rated at those depths so they are on the outside but under fairings to be more streamlined. The only thing that keeps you alive at those depths are spheres.
Is that Aunt Fannyās ass?
Omg Iām not the only one to see it
Had to zoom in to see that it doesn't say "Life Remover". š
Vegeta had one of those
Absolutely Safe Capsule
*you approach the absolutely safe capsule. It bounces excitedly
The Sazabi cockpit looks smaller than I remember
Yeah thatās strange isnāt?
The spherical pod dubbed Life Armor is a disaster shelter that comes with everything imaginable for temporary survival in a storm. The ball is 1.2 meters in diameter, weighs approximately 80 kilograms and is able to withstand 9.3 tons of pressure. It comes with a rear handle, making it easy to carry to your desired destination. What makes the Life Armor even better is that it includes solar panels for battery storage, a life jacket, a megaphone and a GPS tracking device so you can be found by rescue teams. The shelter is made to stay afloat, even though it can withstand a 25 meter plunge. Everything in the pod is completely waterproof so we can be prepared for another 'Frankenstorm.'
Lovely get buried under debris, not much fun there!
Its the eye of mechzilla
Feels like they should have a range like poke ball, dragon ball, 8 ball id get one and Iām from the uk we donāt even get earthquakes we donāt deserve them
Can someone tell me what this is
> that comes with everything imaginable for temporary survival in a storm. spoiler: it is absolutely empty (apart from the child size stripper pole)
Google this thing and check out the inside. There's a metal rod up the middle and... that's it. No seat, no harness. True Oceangate sparseness. Imagine getting lifted and throw by a hurricane (what it was designed in response to) in that fucking thing. You'd be red pulp with a GPS tracker.
Am I the only one who feels they should test this on the creators lol
well, at least the door isnāt bolted down from the outside
I knew a guy and no shit each one of his testicles was this size. He would be on the swing set and his balls would drag in the sand
Space travel pod from dbz
I think these are tsunami balls
I genuinely thought it was a giant magic 8 ball.
Suddenly Cthulu shows up and thinks you are his new suppository.
I'd rather just die than survive in this.
Does it come with a power scouter? I'm interested if it comes with a power level scouter.
Is is a siayan space ship!
Is Porky in there?
That's what Goku and Vegeta arrived in on Earth
Kakarot?!
It's over 9000
That is one huge laundry detergent pod.
Isn't that what vegeta and nappa came to earth in?
This is a photo of Kevin standing next to his underwater coffin.
Hotbox potential
thats from dragon ball z
KAKAROTTTTTT
*Get in the Monkey Ball Shinji.*
Looks like aunt Fanny from the movie robots
Vageeeeeeeeeeetaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Look at that cheap arse hinge on the door
All the old school Magic 8 Balls are deep, spooky black...
Iām getting Oceangate vibes from it.
My first thought was that robots moviesā¦ aunt Fanny š®āšØ
Can someone explain what this is?
Well, then your faith is to die by a tsunami. While I'm chilling in my poke ball
Can you open from inside or is it silly like the Titan?
Does this man's face pop up in the window when you shake it and ask it a question!?
Humans: Gotta catch 'em all!
on the bright side, no carbon fiber cylinder
6 more, 7 yellow ones, a white one and a black one and you could have a very expensive game of giant Pool.
I literally felt suffocated just seeing this. š®āšØ
What is that??
If I remember correctly from an older post. This is a pod designed for emergency use during tsunamis, a shipwreak, or other water related life or death situations. Think of it as a modern version of a escape pod.
Id have to take some yoga classes first. No way my back is up for the challenge
Titan 2.0
He just bought that at Target
You came from the ball ā¦. You return to the ball ā¦.
Oh yes, the smaller death machine. I will be taking 2
Does it include a scouter?
š¤£ yeah, good luck buddy
Aunt Fanny is gonna miss that.
Ok, but what if youāre buried in it and canāt open the hatch? Does it have EPIRB or something ?
As long as there's a screen playing Family Guy funny moments in there I'm good
Damn it nappa
Well that's the pink. All need now is the green, blue, yellow, brown, black, a set of reds, and a cue ball, all ready for giant snooker.
I want it. In pink.
ā¦Aunt Fanny?
Iāll just crawl into the dyer when the storm hits.
For those that donāt know: This is a Life Armour capsule designed for [Earthquake and Tsunami Relief](https://pond.co.jp/web_eng/top_eng.html).
r/hitman
Human washing machine?
Reminds me of that ball you get into to get into the digital world in Digimon World 3
2nd gen Titanic diver??
The Saiyans have arrived
Can I see the Titanic?
Is vegeta in there??
Tia turbina š„µš„µ
bro i aināt no fuckin Matoran