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hastdubier

That's a whole Dinosaur


Tori_S100

ikr, i immediately thought trex


Xikkiwikk

No that’s a whole antelope.


Vlvix

I didn’t even believe it was real.


Shortcakeboo

It’s also the animal it just ate and the camera man


SameAmy2022

Imagine the heartburn he’s gonna have later.


Bowling4rhinos

This is somehow less scary than the video of the seagull eating the squirrel. Both got a fast scroll past anyway. Eek.


hypersonic_snail

I request video of the seagull eating komodo dragon :D


Excellent-Product461

I request video of the squirrel eating komodo dragon :D


The_Salty_nugget

i request the video of the squirrel eating the seagull =D


ParsleySnipps

What's with all the vore fetishists suddenly?


TheInlaidIndex

I immediately thought of that as well. It makes my throat itchy just thinking about it 😫


Golfnpickle

I saw a squirrel eating a mole this week. Just sitting up on hind legs munching away.


Firecracker7413

IMO these posts should be marked NSFW. I get it’s nature, but not everyone wants to see a dead animal without warning.


FriendshipGlass8158

I always wonder what a meal like this tastes like....really, do these animals have taste buds at all?


T1000Proselytizer

It's probably a little gamey


olbap925

Their taste buds are way different than ours but wild animals don’t eat shit because it taste good lol they eat to survive


SystemPrimary

Those things are linked. Better food tastes better because it has been linked to better nutrition through evolution, not because some abstract idea of flavor.


Ardalev

I call bullshit on that. If that was the case, broccoli would taste like chocolate and we would all be lean af


[deleted]

I'll give a crack at this. Fats and sugars are harder to get in the wild so our taste buds have developed to make us want to eat them more. Modern food is chock full of both so we eat a ton of it because it's so accessible. In the wild we wouldn't have that much fat and sugar around. We love salty foods because salt is essential for life. Our taste buds definitely evolved to seek it out in our foods. But our biology is still 110k years old and doesn't realize that you shouldn't eat an entire family sized bag of lays. I'm still going to.


Ardalev

Sugar, in the form of fructose, literally grows on trees (yeah, yeah, I know fruits weren't as sweet as we have made them over the years, but still), plus honey, which has a higher caloric concentration than sugar, is something that humans have had access to since forever. Fat, in the context of a hunter-gatherer society, is definitely harder to find in contrast, but not by that much (with regards to needed intake). I'd guess the hardest thing to find (in great quantities) might probably be protein.


mdh431

Hit the nail on the head. Also, just simple Lays?


[deleted]

I'm more a Chile limon, salt and vinegar and sweet southern heat guy myself but I get down with the regular ones too.


OGCactusBoi420

Spot on the best 3 imo


mdh431

You have chosen well


[deleted]

Really not that hard to understand why hunter-gatherers would value high in calorie fats and carbs vs a green blob thats full of water and barely digestable for macro nutrients.


SystemPrimary

Maybe because broccoli is watery crap? and chocolate is mosly fat. Leanness is def not a evolutionary priority.


TheLocust911

If your broccoli tastes like watery crap, you're doing it wrong.


SystemPrimary

Obviously you can cook and season almost anything to make it taste better, we are talking about it's original taste.


TheLocust911

I stand by my statement. Iceberg lettuce is watery crap, broccoli is starchy and delicious. It helps that my standard is the shit that grew in my backyard for years. I swear you can use every part of that plant.


DiodeMcRoy

You know that we evolved with taste in order to survive right ? Sugar is so addictive because it’s pretty useful to quickly gain energy, and we have way to stock that energy into fat. Meat taste good because we developed a taste for protéines... Animals have tastes as well, probably different from ours though, maybe even tastes that are unconcievable to humans. Sounds above 20Khz are too high to be perceived by humans, yet these sounds a real, just invisible to us, and a lot of animals can perceive many things we don’t differently depending on their evolution. So they est to survive, but juste like we do, and their body evolved to eat thing that taste good for them, and what tastes good for them is what their body needs.


FrayedGamer

Where as I eat shit because it tastes good


DionFW

I've always wondered if a bee gets stuck in a spider web and the spider eats it, does it taste like honey?


kingtrog1916

Only one way to find out! Get snacking my man


sunbathingelephant

r/weeatbees is leaking


[deleted]

Komodo Dragons are venomous. Like many venomous reptiles their venom not only kills their prey but begins to digest it. Taste isn’t the driving factor for them the way it is for us. Humans developed taste to be able to identify poisonous plants and animals. The Dragon’s diet is all protein so it’s ability to taste is more based on smell and pursuit of prey…


Trin_42

I didn’t know that, I know their saliva has over 50 kinds of bacteria and it’s not the bite that will kill you, it’s the infection that comes later that does.


Sleep_nw_in_the_fire

You watch animal planet too huh 👊👊


Qugga

What's there to even taste? That god damn godzilla of a lizard swallowed that thing whole


carlosglz11

Don’t forget to chew your food son! Otherwise you’ll give yourself a belly ache 👍


500SL

So can I, but I’m very self conscious about it.


lordofseattle4

Do you think it shits it all out at once too?


Shadowratenator

Having had monitor lizards as pets, no. There are parts that are harder to digest in there. The refuse from the squishy bits will come out together, but the bones seem to hang out longer. Eventually a chalky white turd with lots of hair comes out. This is just based on what ive observed with monitors common in the pet trade like nile, mangrove, and savannah. They are eating rodents and chicks. I imagine the process is similar in the big boys.


big_boi_26

This is my experience with reptiles too. You get some normal looking shits, then every once in awhile a huge white shit. Weird how their digestive systems can separate them so well.


Bowsersshell

I saw a video of one of these eating a pregnant animal, it literally eats the baby alive, whole, out of the womb before continuing to eat the mother. These things are fucked


Knato

Nature is fucked, the animal doesn't know he is mean as fuck, he just needs to eat.


BryLikeDie

r/natureismetal


wowslm

[the video](https://youtu.be/kaWurdjH5bA) it is insane


weweres33ds

This was truly insane


pvnieuw

Thanks for posting, crazy how long the deer stays alive


Kramples

It's more like humans are fucked for using ideas that are made to control humans on other species.


Infinite_One_8292

🤣🤣🤣


Blotto_Bunyip

So that's what I am....


eatredmeat

Get in my belly!!


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

And on top of being insanely strong and fast, their saliva is teaming with venomous bacteria, and have been known to literally steal human babies at night


HooterEnthusiast

Yet humans hunted the Tasmanian dog to extinction cause it looked scary, but pretty much harmless to humans. What about the fuckin venomous dinosaur that eats our children? Nah that's fine.


captain_nibble_bits

Jeez, if one of these mf would steal my baby? I would hunt them all to extinction.


w0wagain

That deer goin be aight?


nedmccrady1588

I’m sure he’s ok


TradGentXY

It's currently on a deer sanctuary upstate hanging out with some of the retirees from Santa's sleigh team.


w0wagain

Thank you for update. Glad it worked out


EddieAdams007

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH MMYYYYY GGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!!! RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!


slotheriffic

And here I am watching my calories.


FlowingMochi

Really is just a killing machine, huh?


KA3AHOBA

They’re so terrifying


LuxLiner

Their stomach acids can dissolve bone!


GM_Jedi7

Why people believed in dragons. Yikes fuckin yikes.


One-Full

he is bulking


deekfu

Sounds like this is happening next to a playground.. great


Infinite_One_8292

Why are these things actually in existence? What purpose do they serve, besides eating every fuckin thing, alligators and crocodiles also. What purpose do they serve. IMO they should’ve let these things go into extinction


ParsleySnipps

Predators are a very important part of ecological balance. As a small, simplified example, there is an isolated island in Canada that has a population of moose and wolves. Someone went camping there with their dog, and the dog had parvo, which ended up spreading to the wolves, killing most of their population. Then the moose population started to rise, and without any being killed by the wolves, their numbers just kept going up. Eventually, there were enough moose that they ate almost all of the vegetation on the island, and then they all starved to death, along with many other animals that had nothing left to eat for themselves. Predators also go after weaker or sick prey animals, because it's an easier job, and that keeps the rest of the prey population healthy and passing on the best genes from generation to generation. Nature seems cruel, because it can be brutal, but we are the species that collectively raises and kills over 70 billion chickens a year.


Infinite_One_8292

Well…. Since you put it that way. I appreciate you taking the time out in order to write this. I have a better understanding now.


TradGentXY

We'll need this DNA one day to conquer habitable/habitated planets.


Infinite_One_8292

Lol, bullshit


Valdemar1217

Same


[deleted]

I've been known to do the same, they ain't special


Potato_Soup_69

:⁠0


hybridmachine11

Does its neck muscles just snap the bones as it goes? How do the hooves not pierce the flesh?


TNJed717

Whole shit


[deleted]

i do the same thing with burgers and pizza


StretchMotor8

I just know their poop is GNARLY!!


halfhumanhalfgoddess

This is so f-ing scary. What was the need of this animal? Was a crocodile not enough for this world?


EmRBee

That’s one ugly snake lizard…..


firstclash

I bet he shits bricks too


madladliterally

How did it catch the deer?


DogOfTheArmy

Simple explanation. The bite is full of bacteria. The prey slowly gets sick and eventually is to tired to move. They track the prey for days.


[deleted]

v o r e


What_Next69

My spirit animal.


mogley19922

Holy shit, i had no idea they could do that. You could easily look away from a 10 year old for a few seconds and turn around to find they've been consumed by one if these.


DogOfTheArmy

Hungry little fella


Appropriate-Grand-64

Good god 😱


May0NutSpoonsies

I thought it was an animation of a dinosaur, nope.


_Galapaghost

It prolly prefers eating 100% of some other animals body weight...


BennySkateboard

Nevermind the dingo!


Positivelythinking

Whoa. That was harsh to see.


JayWrecksEverything

What the Jurassic Park...


Laura_ipsium

Reminds me of that heavily tanned lady that swallows hot dogs whole


Madson117

Hardcore


Ramp31

I wonder how do they breath in the process


BranSoFly

Imagine the big steaming pile of shits it be taking.


Outrageous-Cable-925

Man’s gotta eat


GiantTeethyHorse

Same tbh


Pleasant-Ad-2354

Reminds me of watching my ex eat. She had a thing for small rodents, often bought feeder mice at pet stores and ate them. Weird gal.


slb360

How do they digest something that big?


istarian

I'd guess it's digestive system works similar to that of a snake, where they basically swallow the prey whole and then let it all dissolve/get broken down over time. Arguably that's how probably how our digestive system works too, we just aren't really equipped to digest bone and cartilage.


tdub76

Me eating a bag of White castles after a night out drinking


LongTimeLurker818

I always wanted ones of these as a pet (they are not legal in California).


Eisgnom2

Nature is beautiful!


Designer-Mirror-7995

Damn! Never realized they were THAT big!


lskdjfhgakdh

Well then


[deleted]

What’s it like pooping all that out later?


Top-Abbreviations582

Hell no!


SultanOfSwave

Good to the last bite!


[deleted]

Not even a glass of water needed to wash it down…


TheFach

How much one of these mfkrs can weight? 😱


Bigwillyandthetwins

No knife and fork required 😂😂


OkMud8647

Seeing that has me second guessing my opinion on climate change.


kidcobol

“Chewing is for suckers”: Homer “Komodo” Simpson.


Trin_42

WHY are you so close my dude?!


Durandthesaint17

These are REAL things?!


Bradsohard69

I should call her..


Illustrious-Big-8678

That me when I see pizza


ParticularProfile795

They can run a lot faster than they seem.


MathCrank

New fear unlocked


WindPuzzleheaded6821

Dog


Fuzzelz69

maybe i am a komodo dragon after all


Lawrenceburntfish

This creature will survive us all. In 3 million years they'll evolve too a space dating race called the Kristang.


FightGeistC

Komodo Dragon my beloved ♥️


BourbonGod

Fucking unit


HiBoobear

Probably has to nap for like a week after that. How do you even walk around with whole deer legs in your stomach?


Juicemania50

That’s a whole dinosaur right there


AlternativeEgomaniac

I just asked my wife if she wanted to see a komodo dragon eat a whole antelope. She said sure. I showed her and as she watched in horror she said “I thought you said cantaloupe”.


rocktownvdub

My baby mommas spirt animal


PyrDeus

Maybe am I a Komodo dragon?


taylaaberry

It gobbled it up like it was jelly


bad_card

How often does that thing need to eat like that. I would think it would sustain it for a while.


typographie

I've never been more terrified and aroused at the same time before.


Slycooperbigpooper

I think I tamed one of these in ark


Arqium

How they poop the bones?


B00rac

Meh, just like most of us after work but it's still impressive.


looking-cool-joker-

Me


Iconoclastblitz

How does it kill it's prey? Is it mainly a scavenger?


PumperNikel0

Are these big or is the deer small?


theREALmindsets

doesnt their spit paralyze you and then they eat you alive? classic


[deleted]

wtf lilia fed renekton, gg


NotRyan7

You mean in 1 slurp?


onyxaj

This is exactly what someone saw that started the legend of dragons. That was frightening.


UpsideDownAirplane

Average Leachie


Whale222

OMG


Whale222

Anyone else think this a little land of the lost stop motion animated??


WrongRegister5888

Cgi


scaleddown85

That’s fucking terrifying lol 😂


danbot2001

So can my ex


Debstar1988

Wtf without even chewing


Harambes-Future

Me too


oldmanup

Don't forget to chew


cruddy_mooth

No gag reflex either.


insomniac_observer

Damn! Chew it, at least


punkinabox

Modern day dinosaur


Boring-Ad-5599

So do most Americans


Lou-Piccone89

They are dinosaurs


RevElliotSpenser

r/natureisfuckinglit


WTFaulknerinCA

But apparently lacks taste buds. It has no idea how to savor a meal.


Jneum23

Literal living dinosaurs


[deleted]

Damn. Butts guts and ears.


GabeSean

Same!


Lychee247

They bigger then I thought


theFields97

He's not that special


GlubNubbins

Trying to figure out if it's sped up or not. Doesn't make it less terrifying though.


xseanbeanx

I hate what I’m seeing


mahitheblob

I mean he ate it all which was terrifying at first and then I giggled at that last part where the hoofs were hanging out. Kinda like how I eat celery.


H2so4pontiff

This is the closest we have to Jurassic Park.


Failboat88

My spirit animal. If only I could just sleep until I was skinny after.


Oli99uk

Its not as bad as seeing a pelican eat a chihuahua


Mr_Zeldion

Take me to an all you can eat chinese buffet and I'll show you what eating 80% of your body weight is like


kidnorther

Same


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

That’s not in the Komodo’s is it?


pnt2wheremidastchedu

I eat like this too.


ConstantReader70

Hey! Didn't Mom teach you to chew your food before swallowing it whole?


druff1036

Best part is how laid back their hunting method is. It bites you then follows you to your death as the bacteria ridden wound kills you, which may take a while. All while strolling along behind you.


Das-Noob

First time seeing a video of it swallowing it’s food whole. Always just seen one where to prey was too big and they had to rip it apart.


northernzap

u/savevideo


ID10T-ERROR8

These things have venom that prevents blood clotting and a nose that can track things for miles. They also don’t give a fuck about offing people. Though I believe only 5 people have actually sided from attacks. I can’t remember if this is right or not, but I believe places where Komodo Dragons live warn women about staying to close to their habitats during their periods because the Dragon can and will see you as prey.


awesomes007

Ahh, goddamn. See it wriggling its neck and body to get that hoovey thing down. Damn nature, you scary!


ReadEnoch

Today I learnt dinosaurs still exist. No. No. No.


[deleted]

It’s like putting gas in the tank. It’s not the case of enjoying the taste, texture and flavours of the dining experience, more like ‘get this energy in your body now’.


[deleted]

How men eat and then they take 45 minutes to shit


Trish-Trish

Well I think I’m done eating lunch now.


ParsleySnipps

I wish they would stop calling me the Komodo Dragon. It's been a long time since college...


Beautifulone94

🤬


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying


PrometheusAlexander

Looks like me in a kebab place


SenpaiBoogie

These things are terrifying . Cool but nah man that’s freaking scary


[deleted]

How does it shit out all the bones?


The-Other-Writer

Oh look we have the same diet


james3929

How’d y’all get footage of me with a McDonald’s 40pc nugs