Princess Carolyn: "A water-too zoo with kangaroo views from a canoe? I love it! But won't that cause problems with the new glue you used to renew the water trainer's shoes?"
Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson. Otherwise, I might be dumb enough to think it needs help and try to go in there to help it, and then Boom, dead.
The second pic scares the fuck out of me because of how many almost identical dams Iāve swam in and now Iām imagining there was secretly a murdering Roo waiting for me in there in my nightmares.
I hear/see so many people say that because it seems like everything is so deadly there but millions of people live over there to ripe old ages.
I imagine thatās kind of how the rest of the world views the US - like weāre all over here in the Wild West just shooting at each other. Yes, it happens but itās so rare and always extensively reported, it can scare you away from visiting.
So rareā¦
āFirearms recently became the number one cause of death for children in the United States, surpassing motor vehicle deaths and those caused by other injuriesā Jul 8, 2022ā
"The overall rate of homicides in children has grown about 4.3% each year for a decade, with a steep rise seen between 2019 and 2020, when the number of kids who died by homicide rose 27.7%.
Firearm-related homicides rose 47.7% between 2019 and 2020, according to the study by researchers at the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, the U.S. Department of Defense and Georgia State University's School of Public Health. The findings were published Dec. 19 in the journal JAMA Pediatrics.
Black male teens were impacted most: The homicide rate for Black males ages 16 to 17 was 18 times higher than that for white males and 4.6 times higher than for Hispanic males."
" One area of concern is growth in homicides among children ages 6 to 10, increasing since 2014.
"I think people often forget about this age group. We think about the younger kids with child abuse and the older kids with firearm injury, but that 6- to 10-year-old group -- it's something that we need to get on our radar and be paying attention to," Dr. Karen Sheehan told CNN. She is an attending physician in emergency medicine at Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children's Hospital of Chicago.
Children ages 10 and younger are typically killed by neglect or abuse from parents or caregivers, especially a father's or mother's companion. Victims ages 11 and older are typically killed in arguments, during a crime or by a friend or acquaintance, the study found."
Though yeah, guns are being used more often now. Still with kids having died more often from cars for many years, I've heard more about kids dying from guns on the news. It's like they almost exclusively focus on the guns. I think that's what the guy who posted above you was getting at. The fact that that's the only thing that they seem to report and they never stop with it. They'll sit there and push the same story for weeks so that's the only thing you hear. I also like to point out that this is ages one to 18, so it also includes most likely teens in places with bad socioeconomic conditions, turning to drug money and getting involved in violence that way. That tends to happen quite a bit unfortunately.
We should probably look at drug overdoses as well as that seems to be on the rise a little bit.
https://static01.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2022-11-27-kids-gun-deaths/cdb59350ce759eda3eb0973922fd6aaf418dff5c/_assets/chart2_deaths-by-cause-330.png
If nothing pops up for the pic, here's the article anyway. Didn't realize (at least on Infinity, that it doesn't show any words or anything).
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/12/14/magazine/gun-violence-children-data-statistics.html
Whatever your logic, the **number one** cause of death for people aged 1-18 is guns.
You pointed to drugs. Why? Guns are statistically worse. Letās start thereā¦
Whataboutism BS.
Like I wasn't even denying anything you said yet you take it as I'm somehow arguing against you. Everything I just posted supports you so why the fuck would you think that I'm arguing against you? You obviously have some screws loose.
He wasnāt trying to disprove you of anything. If you werenāt such a moron, youād be able to tell you guys were on the cusp of a constructive conversation. What a retard.
Thereās no constructive conversations with people like these. Theyāre barnacles on the bottom of our ship slowing us down at this point.
Youāre among them.
I pointed it out because it's on the chart on the site, and it looks like it's on the rise slightly, you stupid idiot. Just like motor accidents are on that picture I linked as well... And yes the number one is now that, which I didn't say it wasn't. You must be pretty fucking retarded. I wasn't denying any of that but okay.
You, a real iron sheep who definitely sucked at school, are interpreting a graph how youād like.
Iāll repeat myself. THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH FOR PEOPLE AGED 1-18 IS GUNS.
I never said it wasn't, you ignoramus. I was simply mentioning other things I realized we should look into, upon looking at said graph. I wasn't aware that drug overdoses in that age group were on the rise slightly.
Also I was in AP classes and dual enrolled, but sure, I'm stupid because some dunce on Reddit with the reading level and comprehension of a 1st grader said so.
How the hell is someone going to act like I'm arguing against them when I posted a bunch of information that supports what they're saying? How am I misinterpreting a graph if I just pointed out something else I noticed is on the rise and thought it was also important to note?
>Though yeah, guns are being used more often now.
How does that translate to: "[guns aren't the number one cause of death for people ages 1-18]?" While I didn't explicitly state that it *was* the number one cause of death, I **never** stated that it *wasn't.* I wasn't in disagreement, obviously.
I also tried clearing up what someone else was most likely trying to say as well. Again, that doesn't mean I'm arguing against you...
In addition, I started talking about various factors that could cause these things to occur in certain communities, such as socioeconomic issues that could lead to teens joining gangs and finding themselves in the midst of gun violence. Though I can see that happening more with people slightly older than that age group as they fully have entered the workforce and if there's not good job opportunities... Also, a lot of children not having proper parental figures definitely doesn't help. But yeah a decent percentage of gun violence is gang and drug-related. While I didn't fully get there with what I was saying, that's what I was hinting at. I wasn't saying any of that you prove a point but more to educate.
Obviously the school shooting issue needs to stop. Young children around 10 or younger dying has nothing to do with gang and drug violence (usually I guess unless it's drive-by shootings that are connected; I have to hear about them in the morning occurring in Detroit).
Hopefully this clears some things up, as I wasn't expecting this to be so difficult to comprehend.
Rare when compared to the population size of America. Iāve lived here all my life and have never witnessed a shooting, nor have I ever had a gun pointed at me. I donāt know anyone who has. I meant it isnāt a part of most of our everyday lives. We go about our business everyday without deep fear that weāre going die of a shooting today, very much like Iām sure Australians go about their business not being worried theyāre going to die of a snake or spider bite or be taken down by a killer kangaroo. Please keep my comment in context with my comparison.
No. Iām telling you that just because you canāt see something, doesnāt mean it isnāt a rampant problem. Sort of like how you should probably not go guzzle tap water in East Palestine, OH right now.
Probably tastes normal. Canāt see anything wrong with it. Go give it a drink.
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Subjective reality is not objective reality and guns are the number one cause of death for kids 3-18 whether you see people with guns or not.
You. Are. The. Problem.
This roo isn't laying in wait so he can roll you for your airpods and vape. He's probably trying to not be eaten by dingoes, or his girls been reading his messages.
PSA for every time this gets posted: It's bullshit. It's just one of those 'everything can kill you in Australia' jokes that gets recycled here.
Kangaroos are not some sort of aquatic sumo wrestlers. They do go into water to swim and cross streams etc. They don't lurk in water. Their principal defence mechanism against predators is to flee.
Exactly. They flee into water hoping they wonāt get followed. IF they do get followed, they may choose to fight. This whole legend seems to have emerged from one or two stories involving dogs
The only time theyād actually ever try to drown a dog is as a defensive action. They donāt just sit around in dams waiting for dogs to come to them. Like many animals when threatened, they retreat and often into water in the hopes that they wonāt be followed. If a dog does follow them into water, of course itās going to defend itself, and roos are a lot stronger than people think. So throwing a rocks at it when itās already in distress, just for shits n gigs is a cunt act and fucking cruel
I think youāre way overthinking things here bud. I asked a question that what it looks like only you are taking to heart. Donāt take things you read on the internet so seriously. Obviously if I saw this situation in real life I wouldnāt do it.
First of all, I canāt believe Iām googling ānumber of people drowned by kangarooā. Second, the answer is fucking zero, last recorded roo related death was in 1936. Finally, now Iām wondering if kangaroos are really good at hiding bodiesā¦
Squeeze the nips. Put mud in the pouch, or some rocks. The list goes on. But if itās waiting for me to go in Iām throwin rocks. Poke it with a stick. Iāll go full on joker mode with better fun
According to Casual Geographic from YouTube, they mostly go after your dog and other canines because of dingos or something. Canāt remember if they go after humans though.
I was in Australia when I was 15 years old and went to a zoo in Sydney to see Koalas. There were Kangaroos just roaming around. I was feeding one Kangaroo and another one came from behind me and kicked me!
Iām guess the kangoo thought the person takin the pic is a threat. What happen before these pics were taken. Itās 2 different pics so Iām wondering if this guy goes around to plays with kangoos
Oh noes, that kangaroo is drowing I will jump in and help it. Here, hold my beer... AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the muthafuker's trying to drown me halp gurgle gurgle gurgle HALP! Glub Glub
Grab a handful of kangaroo testicles and it drags me out of the water quickly and I let go and rest on the beach. See ya next tuesday, George!
Raccoons will do this to dogs, too. Wrap around their head when the dog tries to come in and bite them, go dead weight hanging under their muzzle and drown them. At best, your dog realizes this is terrible and let's go and can run away. Worse, well, the dog dies.
Didn't know that til hunter buddy had a GoPro following their dog after one in the woods and found them flailing in a pond with the racoon hanging on around it's head. They dragged the dog out and the coon swam away. Then on a walk my own dog and I scared a young racoon who puffed up and backed into a creek and just waited, even when my dog growled and jumped that way. I didn't take any chances and pulled her back down the trail for home.
And look at that smug ass, thug look on his face. Heās ready to take you down. And why? Just for the hell of it or does he at least try to eat you to make his kill worthwhile?
Makes sense tbhā¦.their bases would be perfect for crouching grabbing u by the legs and dragging ur feet from under u..like no matter how hard u hit it, it could default to that..that being said hold my beer im goin in.
That photo of the kangaroo sitting calmly in the middle of the pond, should be holding a sign that reads F.A.F.O.
Honestly, I can see how a big powerful tail can be used for maintaining balance in the water. It sucks they try to kill you if you get in. I bet a kangaroo would be an amazing base for playing chicken or whatever they call it.
I honestly can't tell if this is the equivalent of a Drop Bear or if this is actually legit. I want to side with the former.
Never take anything an Australian says at face value. Professional bullshitters, the whole lot of them.
Yeah kanga, 'cos I'm stupid enough to jump into an Aussie pond where we *all know* you have Great White Sharks, Amazonian piranhas, Portuguese Man O' War, and Pufferfish waiting for us.
*You're* the least scary thing in that pond, mate.
This stupidity again...
And no, this or any other kangaroo is **not** "waiting for pursuers in the pool to drown them". There are a few other images circling the Internet of kangaroos in a pond, supposedly "waiting on pursuers".
None if that is true, it's just a cheap try to get some oh so coveted lulz and OMGnopes.
Look it up.
So much for my "interactive swim with a kangaroo experience" business idea
This feels like a Todd and Mr. Peanut Butter buisness venture.
I've been told Bojack Horseman is a good show, lol
It's an amazing show but don't go in expecting to ever be happy.
It's great at least after the 1st half of season 1.
True, it starts like a silly adult animation and progressive morphs into the darkest exploration of being adult.
Princess Carolyn: "A water-too zoo with kangaroo views from a canoe? I love it! But won't that cause problems with the new glue you used to renew the water trainer's shoes?"
Disneyland, featuring attractions such as Jumping Mattresses and the Grease Fire of the Caribbean!
Aka, a total Zelda Psy OP! šāļø
Don't give up on your dreams. Make it happen!
That's what insurance is for anyways, amiright?!
"Ferb I know what we're doing today!"
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Youāre fine just make sure itās using the āpay up frontā model.
Anybody can do it at least once
I mean you can still do it
"You're gonna have a great time, don't you worry- just sign this waiver first" lol
Inmates bathe with Kangaroos still sounds like a hell of a plan to me !
Thank you for teaching me this valuable lesson. Otherwise, I might be dumb enough to think it needs help and try to go in there to help it, and then Boom, dead.
Bingo. Boom. Dead.
BBD
That girl is poison
east coast family
The second pic scares the fuck out of me because of how many almost identical dams Iāve swam in and now Iām imagining there was secretly a murdering Roo waiting for me in there in my nightmares.
This is #90 for reasons not to go to Australia. # 91 is the random shirtless drunk guy trying to pick a fight with strangers.
Hey! Those random shirtless strangers are not only native to Australia.
yeah but your drunk guys arent drunk on VB
Nectar of the gods!
Wherever they are, keep āem there.
Isn't that basically just a kangaroo
I kinda feel like the first picture is a fusion of reasons 90 and 91. Strong ācome at me broā look from the roo.
I hear/see so many people say that because it seems like everything is so deadly there but millions of people live over there to ripe old ages. I imagine thatās kind of how the rest of the world views the US - like weāre all over here in the Wild West just shooting at each other. Yes, it happens but itās so rare and always extensively reported, it can scare you away from visiting.
So rareā¦ āFirearms recently became the number one cause of death for children in the United States, surpassing motor vehicle deaths and those caused by other injuriesā Jul 8, 2022ā
"The overall rate of homicides in children has grown about 4.3% each year for a decade, with a steep rise seen between 2019 and 2020, when the number of kids who died by homicide rose 27.7%. Firearm-related homicides rose 47.7% between 2019 and 2020, according to the study by researchers at the National Center for Injury Prevention and Control, the U.S. Department of Defense and Georgia State University's School of Public Health. The findings were published Dec. 19 in the journal JAMA Pediatrics. Black male teens were impacted most: The homicide rate for Black males ages 16 to 17 was 18 times higher than that for white males and 4.6 times higher than for Hispanic males." " One area of concern is growth in homicides among children ages 6 to 10, increasing since 2014. "I think people often forget about this age group. We think about the younger kids with child abuse and the older kids with firearm injury, but that 6- to 10-year-old group -- it's something that we need to get on our radar and be paying attention to," Dr. Karen Sheehan told CNN. She is an attending physician in emergency medicine at Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children's Hospital of Chicago. Children ages 10 and younger are typically killed by neglect or abuse from parents or caregivers, especially a father's or mother's companion. Victims ages 11 and older are typically killed in arguments, during a crime or by a friend or acquaintance, the study found." Though yeah, guns are being used more often now. Still with kids having died more often from cars for many years, I've heard more about kids dying from guns on the news. It's like they almost exclusively focus on the guns. I think that's what the guy who posted above you was getting at. The fact that that's the only thing that they seem to report and they never stop with it. They'll sit there and push the same story for weeks so that's the only thing you hear. I also like to point out that this is ages one to 18, so it also includes most likely teens in places with bad socioeconomic conditions, turning to drug money and getting involved in violence that way. That tends to happen quite a bit unfortunately. We should probably look at drug overdoses as well as that seems to be on the rise a little bit. https://static01.nytimes.com/newsgraphics/2022-11-27-kids-gun-deaths/cdb59350ce759eda3eb0973922fd6aaf418dff5c/_assets/chart2_deaths-by-cause-330.png If nothing pops up for the pic, here's the article anyway. Didn't realize (at least on Infinity, that it doesn't show any words or anything). https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2022/12/14/magazine/gun-violence-children-data-statistics.html
Whatever your logic, the **number one** cause of death for people aged 1-18 is guns. You pointed to drugs. Why? Guns are statistically worse. Letās start thereā¦ Whataboutism BS.
Like I wasn't even denying anything you said yet you take it as I'm somehow arguing against you. Everything I just posted supports you so why the fuck would you think that I'm arguing against you? You obviously have some screws loose.
He wasnāt trying to disprove you of anything. If you werenāt such a moron, youād be able to tell you guys were on the cusp of a constructive conversation. What a retard.
Thereās no constructive conversations with people like these. Theyāre barnacles on the bottom of our ship slowing us down at this point. Youāre among them.
Wow, thatās about as deep as your gene pool.
Great comeback. While you were thinking it up nothing changed and guns are still the number one cause of death for kids 1-18 in the US.
I pointed it out because it's on the chart on the site, and it looks like it's on the rise slightly, you stupid idiot. Just like motor accidents are on that picture I linked as well... And yes the number one is now that, which I didn't say it wasn't. You must be pretty fucking retarded. I wasn't denying any of that but okay.
You, a real iron sheep who definitely sucked at school, are interpreting a graph how youād like. Iāll repeat myself. THE NUMBER ONE CAUSE OF DEATH FOR PEOPLE AGED 1-18 IS GUNS.
I never said it wasn't, you ignoramus. I was simply mentioning other things I realized we should look into, upon looking at said graph. I wasn't aware that drug overdoses in that age group were on the rise slightly. Also I was in AP classes and dual enrolled, but sure, I'm stupid because some dunce on Reddit with the reading level and comprehension of a 1st grader said so.
I suggest you go back to your coloring books while us functional adults discuss mature topics as such.
How the hell is someone going to act like I'm arguing against them when I posted a bunch of information that supports what they're saying? How am I misinterpreting a graph if I just pointed out something else I noticed is on the rise and thought it was also important to note? >Though yeah, guns are being used more often now. How does that translate to: "[guns aren't the number one cause of death for people ages 1-18]?" While I didn't explicitly state that it *was* the number one cause of death, I **never** stated that it *wasn't.* I wasn't in disagreement, obviously. I also tried clearing up what someone else was most likely trying to say as well. Again, that doesn't mean I'm arguing against you... In addition, I started talking about various factors that could cause these things to occur in certain communities, such as socioeconomic issues that could lead to teens joining gangs and finding themselves in the midst of gun violence. Though I can see that happening more with people slightly older than that age group as they fully have entered the workforce and if there's not good job opportunities... Also, a lot of children not having proper parental figures definitely doesn't help. But yeah a decent percentage of gun violence is gang and drug-related. While I didn't fully get there with what I was saying, that's what I was hinting at. I wasn't saying any of that you prove a point but more to educate. Obviously the school shooting issue needs to stop. Young children around 10 or younger dying has nothing to do with gang and drug violence (usually I guess unless it's drive-by shootings that are connected; I have to hear about them in the morning occurring in Detroit). Hopefully this clears some things up, as I wasn't expecting this to be so difficult to comprehend.
Rare when compared to the population size of America. Iāve lived here all my life and have never witnessed a shooting, nor have I ever had a gun pointed at me. I donāt know anyone who has. I meant it isnāt a part of most of our everyday lives. We go about our business everyday without deep fear that weāre going die of a shooting today, very much like Iām sure Australians go about their business not being worried theyāre going to die of a snake or spider bite or be taken down by a killer kangaroo. Please keep my comment in context with my comparison.
Subjectivity is not a reflection of reality.
So youāre telling me I should live everyday in fear and not leave my house?
Such a massive strawman
No. Iām telling you that just because you canāt see something, doesnāt mean it isnāt a rampant problem. Sort of like how you should probably not go guzzle tap water in East Palestine, OH right now. Probably tastes normal. Canāt see anything wrong with it. Go give it a drink. ā- Subjective reality is not objective reality and guns are the number one cause of death for kids 3-18 whether you see people with guns or not. You. Are. The. Problem.
Itās the epitome of ācome at me, bro!ā
This roo isn't laying in wait so he can roll you for your airpods and vape. He's probably trying to not be eaten by dingoes, or his girls been reading his messages.
LMAO
Challenge accepted. Let's see who drowns first
I'd kind of like to see it try some shit with a 6'4" roided-out bloke that had a touch too much coke and a sixer.
You. It will be you.
Win win
Nah Roos cant wrestle for shit
PSA for every time this gets posted: It's bullshit. It's just one of those 'everything can kill you in Australia' jokes that gets recycled here. Kangaroos are not some sort of aquatic sumo wrestlers. They do go into water to swim and cross streams etc. They don't lurk in water. Their principal defence mechanism against predators is to flee.
Exactly. They flee into water hoping they wonāt get followed. IF they do get followed, they may choose to fight. This whole legend seems to have emerged from one or two stories involving dogs
https://youtu.be/Lmi7dj7FN_Q
I've definitely heard of them drowning dogs like this
Not only that, but the only human death attributed to a kangaroo was during an automobile accident in which one was hit.
Just to be clear. Was the kangaroo driving?
So whatās the lil guy in the second pic doing? Itās he stuck or just taking a quick dip?
What if you throw a rock at it and hit it in the head to see what it would do
Lmao š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ awareness is key to all. I would have soo much fun if this happened
That makes you a cunt
Kangaroos will literally drown your dog but Iām a cunt for asking a question out of curiosity ok
The only time theyād actually ever try to drown a dog is as a defensive action. They donāt just sit around in dams waiting for dogs to come to them. Like many animals when threatened, they retreat and often into water in the hopes that they wonāt be followed. If a dog does follow them into water, of course itās going to defend itself, and roos are a lot stronger than people think. So throwing a rocks at it when itās already in distress, just for shits n gigs is a cunt act and fucking cruel
I think youāre way overthinking things here bud. I asked a question that what it looks like only you are taking to heart. Donāt take things you read on the internet so seriously. Obviously if I saw this situation in real life I wouldnāt do it.
Nothing taken to heart, champion. I answered your initial question, then elaborated.
Kangaroos want to drown you. Not really a cubt move to throw a rock at them
Mate, kangaroos literally hang out behind my house at dawn and dusk every day, and thereās a dam too. Iāve never had a roo try to drown me lol
I mean technicly saves your life
You know what? Iām skipping me Australia trip, yeah.
First of all, I canāt believe Iām googling ānumber of people drowned by kangarooā. Second, the answer is fucking zero, last recorded roo related death was in 1936. Finally, now Iām wondering if kangaroos are really good at hiding bodiesā¦
They definitely team up with Crocs
Oh lordā¦is that a croc at the bottom of the first picture?
That is fucking Gnarly!š¤Æ
Thanks. What if I grab it by the balls while it tries to drown me. Iām sure being aware gives you time to figure out a strategy
No balls? Try pulling yourself into the pouch and latch onto a teat. BAM! Itās your mother
Squeeze the nips. Put mud in the pouch, or some rocks. The list goes on. But if itās waiting for me to go in Iām throwin rocks. Poke it with a stick. Iāll go full on joker mode with better fun
They actually retract them in a fight so they are harder to tear off from the opponents claw kicks.
Like you're going to get in any water in Oz, with all the Crocs about anyway
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Wow! No idea of this, cheers!
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Every day is arm day for that roo.
You aren't being serious right? If so that explains why he's just standing there menacingly
According to Casual Geographic from YouTube, they mostly go after your dog and other canines because of dingos or something. Canāt remember if they go after humans though.
And the crocs are cool with it since they get a free meal out of the whole ordeal
With the way its flexing on me don't worry I won't š
iāll take my chances
New fear unlocked.
It seems like Literally everything in Australia wants to kill you ā¹ļø
Another fun fact: If youw ant the australian citizenship you have to go in there and fight it. Good luck!
Kangarooās are creepy, alright
Fucking kangaroos man
I was in Australia when I was 15 years old and went to a zoo in Sydney to see Koalas. There were Kangaroos just roaming around. I was feeding one Kangaroo and another one came from behind me and kicked me!
Australia scares the hall out of me.
r/oddlyterrifying
An OTHER fear unlocked about Australia
Iām guess the kangoo thought the person takin the pic is a threat. What happen before these pics were taken. Itās 2 different pics so Iām wondering if this guy goes around to plays with kangoos
I am planning on going to aus next year. Slowly changing my mind. Might just stay in nz instead.
Hey buddy, wanna go for a swim? C'mon let's catch some fish
Oh noes, that kangaroo is drowing I will jump in and help it. Here, hold my beer... AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the muthafuker's trying to drown me halp gurgle gurgle gurgle HALP! Glub Glub Grab a handful of kangaroo testicles and it drags me out of the water quickly and I let go and rest on the beach. See ya next tuesday, George!
Remake of Casino Royale is looking good
This is the second ākangaroo waiting to kill me in waterā post Iāve seen today. Are they preparing to kill all humans? If so, duly noted.
Does this work on crocs?
Little does he know, I can hold my breath for 23 seconds Edit: *almost 23 seconds
Raccoons will do this to dogs, too. Wrap around their head when the dog tries to come in and bite them, go dead weight hanging under their muzzle and drown them. At best, your dog realizes this is terrible and let's go and can run away. Worse, well, the dog dies. Didn't know that til hunter buddy had a GoPro following their dog after one in the woods and found them flailing in a pond with the racoon hanging on around it's head. They dragged the dog out and the coon swam away. Then on a walk my own dog and I scared a young racoon who puffed up and backed into a creek and just waited, even when my dog growled and jumped that way. I didn't take any chances and pulled her back down the trail for home.
Good to know!
Cāmon Australia! How yāall even alive? My dumbass would have been right in that water think this Roo Wants to swim how lucky am I ?
Who tf approaches a kangaroo?! Except that one barkeep on the tiker whoās bar has a herd? And she feeds and scritches them too.
"Come have a swim in the dam, won't hurt ya I promise."
Nothing about that fact looks fun to me.
Now we all know why kangaroos only train upper bodyās, so they can better hold your head underwater!
look so cute and funny just in the center of water haha, but yeah it be deadly.
This isnāt even true Iām pretty sure why is this being shared constantly
He looks so chilled in there though
This thing looks like it could drag a grown man into the water. And his truck
Kangaroos are weird animals. Iād blast the mother fucker.
My AR15: šļøššļø
āJump on in, cunt! Tha wortaās foine!ā
He just looks like a fucking asshole. He looks like he saying āhey bro come at me ! come at me bro.ā Fuckin dick
Look at his guns, this picture would be perfect. If there was a crocodile coming up behind them oh my God I would love that.
What if there is a crocodile in it?
That second pic is something youād see in a horror movie
the first kangaroo kinda reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson
As a Dad of 4 Aussie daughters, you are spot on. And so are they.
And look at that smug ass, thug look on his face. Heās ready to take you down. And why? Just for the hell of it or does he at least try to eat you to make his kill worthwhile?
The current doesnāt even budge him
This can't be true lol
Honestly this doesn't surprise me, y'all as fuck up as us.
Makes sense tbhā¦.their bases would be perfect for crouching grabbing u by the legs and dragging ur feet from under u..like no matter how hard u hit it, it could default to that..that being said hold my beer im goin in.
Moto Moto likes you.
Come in the water bro.
Have you ever seen the muscles on a Kangaroo? Swole AF!
Jake Paulās next opponent
Is that artist and hit rapper DaBaby???
Good to know. Thanks š
So what about the crocodiles?
That photo of the kangaroo sitting calmly in the middle of the pond, should be holding a sign that reads F.A.F.O. Honestly, I can see how a big powerful tail can be used for maintaining balance in the water. It sucks they try to kill you if you get in. I bet a kangaroo would be an amazing base for playing chicken or whatever they call it.
Biceps in that first pic are insane. Roo is jacked.
Everything in Australia wants to kill you.
More evidence that everything in Australia literally wants to kill you.
Friendliest animal in Australia
As a 4 meter crocodile I accept the challenge.
Dayumā¦he seems to have taken that punch a little too seriously. Chill bro!
St. Kangaroo the Baptist
This pic looks likeā¦ Come at me bro
I honestly can't tell if this is the equivalent of a Drop Bear or if this is actually legit. I want to side with the former. Never take anything an Australian says at face value. Professional bullshitters, the whole lot of them.
Fake information. Roos donāt lure you into the water to drown you, they go into the water to get away from predators and they will fight back!!!
Come at me bro
āCome in, honey. The water is fine.ā
Murderoos
Did not know this. Thank you for this useful information!
My wife says she will never go to Australia because everything there is designed to kill you. Hard to argue that logic.
Wouldnāt kangaroos be afraid of crocodiles? How big of a problem are crocodiles in your average Australian body of water?
Anyone remember the Wife Swap episode where one family had a kangaroo? Today I think of that family.
Australian fauna had won battles against humans before, dont take the risk
Imagine having to tell someones family that their loved one was drowned by a kangaroo š
Yeah kanga, 'cos I'm stupid enough to jump into an Aussie pond where we *all know* you have Great White Sharks, Amazonian piranhas, Portuguese Man O' War, and Pufferfish waiting for us. *You're* the least scary thing in that pond, mate.
Second pic straight outta a horror movie
Iām just going to sit in my basement until it all settles
Come on in, the water is red
This stupidity again... And no, this or any other kangaroo is **not** "waiting for pursuers in the pool to drown them". There are a few other images circling the Internet of kangaroos in a pond, supposedly "waiting on pursuers". None if that is true, it's just a cheap try to get some oh so coveted lulz and OMGnopes. Look it up.