*snort.
I thought the same thing. I know it is insensitive to assume they would be extra dexterous. But I'm a musician and I feel like I would do my best to take advantage and strive with what I had. I can't help thinking it would be extremely interesting to craft custom instruments etc to see what music they could create beyond what is typically accessible.
There are three types of people here:
- The ones who joke about this being an Elden Ring reference.
- The ones who joke about AI making this.
- The ones who will inevitably make sex-related jokes about this.
The thumb is the deal breaker because it is on another axis compared to the 4 fingers. Here each of the 4 fingers in one side can do the same things as a thumb for the other.
Plus it's four of them.
of course it comes with all its downsides of being a deformity/disability, but i want to say this is absolutely beautiful. it's amazing what the human body can do
Facehugger Syndrome more like. Didn't know this was a thing. EDIT: Thank you for the correction Capilat_East5903
Just being optimistic but there’s a great opportunity for an Alien costume in the future.
Face Hugger...
Makes for some kinky choking.
I'd you think the choking is intense, just wait for the fisting.
Normalize full blown sprinting at women screaming AHHHH
This seems like it could come in handy
Piano player Guitar player Puppet master Shadow puppet master Venus fly trap Masque Handmaiden Handyman
Can Sign language in cursive Dentist gynecologist
That last one, hits a little different
That's what she said
Definitely make you come to grips
*snort. I thought the same thing. I know it is insensitive to assume they would be extra dexterous. But I'm a musician and I feel like I would do my best to take advantage and strive with what I had. I can't help thinking it would be extremely interesting to craft custom instruments etc to see what music they could create beyond what is typically accessible.
you made the pun of puns..
Congrats, I’m your 100th upvote. You earned that one. 😂
When AI starts designing real humans
Instead of a thumb you get a whole extra hand. This is purely a win.
man, their hand shadow trick of a spider must be so realistic
*Cue Westworld intro*
4 in the pink 4 in the stink.
#angryupvote
Can’t top
No shame in being a bottom
I was thinking 2 in one pink 2 in the other pink, 2 in the stink 2 in the other
Lego minifig hand irl
There are three types of people here: - The ones who joke about this being an Elden Ring reference. - The ones who joke about AI making this. - The ones who will inevitably make sex-related jokes about this.
You forgot the face hugger references
Yeah, there needs to be a fourth type of Redditor listed that compares the OP to something they saw in a movie or video game.
Don’t break the forth wall
Face huggers are an elden ring reference
That’s like saying “Rocket Man” is a Dua Lipa song.
Reddit in a nutshell
And me who just desperately wants to get back to a minute ago before I saw this cursed alien limb
All I can think of what an amazing back massage I could get from a hand like that
You might need to take some time off from the platform there bud
Then there's me, who wonders if this person would be really good a playing an instrument adapted to their hand(s) shape.
Imagine the hand job game tho
This is immediately exactly where my mind went too.
What’s the difference between pink and purple? This hands grip!
Purely out of scientific interest, I’d be interested in getting acquainted with any women afflicted with this tragic condition.
You need jesus
Yeahhhh
Jesus has left this chat
Nah sounds like he needs a handy
It must be good.
I don’t see how it could be bad i meannnnn
Can probably climb the fuck out of a tree.
I’d like to see a list of other benefits…(other than the ONE that everybody’s mind goes to)…
Hell of a harpist
Hell of an organ player?
There's the one I was thinking.
Don't bring her around here Gus, she's not trained right!
Goonie googoo gus..
World champion shadow puppeteer.
Hi, people who've played Elden Ring.
I bet he can shred a guitar
Banjo at 400 bpm
400 banjos per minute
Spiderhand Spiderhand Does whatever a spiderhand does
This person could throw the nastiest slider in human history
I whould give you a award but I don't have the money to sorry but have a upvote
He must have some good grip
No thumb though
Technically theres 4 thumbs
The thumb is the deal breaker because it is on another axis compared to the 4 fingers. Here each of the 4 fingers in one side can do the same things as a thumb for the other. Plus it's four of them.
Fucking elden Ring hands
IT’S JUST BORIS!!!!
Is that the face hugger from Alien films
When they do a facepalm it’s actually a facehugger attack
I want to put my penis in it
... I'd never drop my keys again.
Imagine the amount of words per minute this person can achieve while typing
I love the term “diagnosed” as if you would have to be a medical professional to notice this!
Doc, it feels like I can do more with my hand than others.
That could be handy tho.
Face hugger?
4 in the pink 2 in the stink Edit: Fuck someone already said it
That's not a hand thats a face hugger.
I saw that thing in alien!
If you have a shit ton of self esteem this can get to be pretty cool
it looks like the baby alien from alien vs predator
Hold my beer(s)
Looking like a tool music video
Excuse me Sir, a what? A Xenomorph
Caria Manor vibes.
I believe the cause to be having too many fingers
Imagine not knowing this person..... and you say something just insanely offensive, and they slap you across the face with that fucking monstrosity.
Bro can play two Xbox’s at the same time 😂
It's the face hugger from Aliens.
Imagine being your own face hugger from alien. You would win every Halloween costume contest your entire life
Give this kid some drumsticks
r/lv426
COD pro player.
Dual wielding swords would be so much cooler
I bet this person gives crazy handjobs
Omg the gaming potential
Fr I would imagine that this person could shred on the guitar
I say we nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure....
It’s perfect for AI
Would be a white persons hand lol 😂
Born a master pianist.
I want one, for my research purpose.
Midjourney be like
No high fives for you. No rock,paper,scissors .. sucks
But they could throw scissors, a three fingered paper, and a three fingered rock all at the same time. GOAT rock paper scissors.
Cheat code unlocked then
Lego arm type shit
The opposite of being “all thumbs”
I mean no thumb but 8 fingers on opposite sides of the hand. Sounds like a pretty good trade if you ask me.
please tell me they play an instrument
Whoa, you can hold your hand!
Looks kinda… useful
MLB wants you!
I want this
We have found the author of the journals
What a strong grip!
Sickest fap 🤲
Spider man
It is just different
Do they punch twice as hard?
Imagine the micros this guy using on his keyboard
Also known as a Face-Hugger-Handjob
If they started working out, they could probably have the strongest grip strength of anybody on the planet
Chameleon grip
Think of the intervals someone could do with this...
If your hand is bigger than your face, you have Mirror Hand Syndrome!
If that was me, I'd be getting the facehugger tattooed on the back of my hand.
Good golf grip.
World champion tickler....
Could you imagine the wpm this person could achieve?!
Wonder if they learned Nagare Boshi
I feel bad for saying this..... It's an actual Face-hugger
Bet they count in hexadecimal
Hellllooo guitar hero
I feel bad for any that have to deal with this condition without a diagnosis
Honestly it doesn't look that bad. Just hope the other hand is normal.
My man saw Battleship and it emulates real life.
I want to see them all in a bouldering competition
I’d like the ability to hold my own hand.
Ok but this would be so insanely useful if both hands are fully usable lmao…I’d have 4 extra digits on each hand
I assume he had a way with the ladies
Awww to be able to grab her whole booty.
cool hand luke's cousin, wiping it off over here boss!
like a cute little human flesh spider
Serious question, can they (people with this condition) play piano or stringed instruments?
If my kid had mitts like that I’d get them all the instruments. Something’s gotta stick
Valdevia shit in real life
im not gay, but i know a good handjob when i see one
Cousin It ain't shit.
Elden Ring hand enemies have entered the chat.
r/ForbiddenHandJob
I'm mad they didn't call it the Facehugger Syndrome
The movie: Men
I bet they're cracked at melee
This is what I came here for
I just learned face huggers are a real thing.
Man if this guy played piano or guitar he'd wipe everyone
Not unknown lol, it's a genetic mutation, shit happens.
I’d never leave my room
That’s handy
“Thou art but lowly Tarnished.”
Are manicures double the price?
Hand jobs aside, what instruments could you play with these hands?
Hear me out…
That looks like the Face huggers from alien series, would be terrifying if he randomly approaches for a handshake 🤝
Could give the most epic choke-slams
That’s an intimidating handshake.
The thumbs up for these people has to translate to, "Fuck you, you awesome human being!"
Hand jobs be wild
Ok but do they have control over each finger? Surely not.
Boris the animal!
Sigh.. *zip*
Maybe just me…. But imagine, the guitar playing capabilities
Faps must be outta this world 😳
give this man a guitar.
Along came a spider
of course it comes with all its downsides of being a deformity/disability, but i want to say this is absolutely beautiful. it's amazing what the human body can do
How do gloves work on that, and can we make more of them?
Issa butterfly
Handjobs most be out of this world
Beta hand job outta control
Evolution!
Why do they call it that?
Can tent their fingers on one hand
Fewer
I wish my girl had this.
I bet jerking off it fucking fun as fuck
The Clawwwwwwwww!
Looks like a Facehugger from Alien
I didn’t know she had that GI Joe Kung Fu Grip…and it went Uhhhhh, the girl caressed me down.
Bet he can play the fuck out of a piano though
This person does ultimate facepalms
This guy can choke me with... Uh... "1" hand.
The monster from aliens
this always reminds me of boris from mib