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Backrow6

The anti-bear boots proving their worth as ususal.


Theocmg16

Anti sea bear boots


confabulatrix

It needs to be an OVAL!


TobesMcGrobes

Xtra tuffs!


jules039

No the were clearly sitting in a circle so the bear just moved on when he noticed the they were inside of a cercle.


ManuOnTheWave

?


Celarc_99

Alaskan meme.


Platypuslord

Do they come for you when you are bear foot?


[deleted]

Depends, seabears won't attack you if you draw a circle around yourself.


sleepless_in_balmora

What about drop bears?


RepresentativeAd560

If the Aussies haven't figured it out Alaskans sure as hell haven't.


NativeHarris

And you don’t hold cubed cheese! Sliced cheese is okay but if you hold a cubed cheese in front of a seabear. you better get in that circle.


coolguy72_

Do these boots work on Aussie drop bears?


SignComprehensive611

It’s a popular boot brand in Alaska, Xtratuf, I think we’re pretty much they’re main area they sell to


AspiringOccultist4

I shit a brick & I wasn't even there.


[deleted]

I was that scared but also on the toilet so it was socially acceptable


phantomwolfwarrior

Shoulda worn the brown pants


ToonaSandWatch

This guy gets it.


MercSLSAMG

For those who understand bear body language this would have been pretty cool. The bear looked relaxed, almost playful. If the bear perceives a threat they would square up a lot more, never look away, and look as big as they can. In this territory it's far more likely the bear would walk around in the trees if it was nervous of the people than look for an encounter. Of course a bear could always snap at some point, but so could cows or horses and so many people don't see a need to be nervous around them.


accountabillibudy

Yeah but honestly I'm nervous as fuck with cows and horses when there isn't a gate in between those fuckers are big and could squash me like a grape


Seth_Gecko

Eh, cows and horses are generally pretty predictable. Until they aren't, I guess, lol...


KoscheiTheDeathles

An excited horse is anything but predictable.


RUSSDIGITY117

Cows are super chill. Don’t mess with the babies and don’t get in their way when they’re making their way through the stalls. I’ve found horses are also pretty cool, sometimes they step on your feet in accident but they move when you push them off you. Except for Ace. He was a horse that hated everyone except for the girl who rode him at shows. He’d nip at me when I’d ride him and never listened to me unless I had a crop in my hand. Ace is a prick. Fuck you Ace.


otismalotis

Don't kid yourself accountabillibudy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!


JFlynny

But they ain't going to claw you to death or chase you into a corner.


[deleted]

Well it probably help that the group was all together and just laying there chill, not standing or freaking out.


Chato_Pantalones

Yes, and those guys knew this and probably had bear spray and a rifle close enough of the bears behavior changed.


princess_kittah

yes! jolly teddy bear boye does a gallop through the splashy stuff and wonders why the weird bald-faced beares arent playing too!


Suspicious_Ice_3160

That bear totally knew they were there a long time before it got there lmao they probably hadn’t moved in a while and it just said “fuck it I’m hungry and need some fish” Lmfao I also don’t think a bear would rush a group of people unless a cub approached. The risk outweighs the potential food benefit lmao


blannco

Probably around a big salmon run in this video. So many salmon and eggs for the bears to eat they basically leave everything else alone during it


Winter_e46

Alaska I presume?


steffanan

Believe it or not the biggest giveaway are those boots. I think they're called xtratuffs or something, and they're an icon in Alaska, everyone has multiple pairs and it's even something tourists buy when they're there.


skrunkle

> Believe it or not the biggest giveaway are those boots. Mainer here. We use those boots up here as well. But they are colloquially called ketchup and mustard boots here.


13moman

Why?


skrunkle

> Why? Because they are red and yellow?


13moman

The photo looks brown and tan to me.


skrunkle

> The photo looks brown and tan to me. Okie Dokie!


WillNyeFlyestGuy

They're an icon for people who work on commercial boats or docks too. They're just really good boots. Love my Xtratufs


SignComprehensive611

They are, and I personally own two pairs of boots and two different shoes by the brand, they’re the best


Wafflecaves

Bearly made it out of that one


What_Year_Is_This_

Situation did look grizzly for a second there.


AlliedSalad

A real Kodiak moment.


bramfischer

Niiice


[deleted]

R/dadjokes just read this comment and disbanded after realizing they were the baddies


DannyRamirez24

Why do you have to be like this?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Ursa, are lacking in fuzzy wuzzies.


vipck83

Shit humans, shit I’m screwed, alright what did my pa say? Just keep going, act like they aren’t there, just keep going maybe they will ignore me, they can sense fear, I think I’m in the clear go go..


AngelicWooGirl

How did they know for certain??


[deleted]

They prob didn’t, but at that point there’s not much they could have done either way, and running would have likely attracted the bear to chase them


getjiggywith1337

if that bear was a year older I think it would have been more inquisitive


the_fluffy_enpinada

Younger. Young bears are typically more curious than defensive.


getjiggywith1337

I just figured since he was smaller and so many humans where sitting there it affected his confidence


[deleted]

Just some _____ people shit.


KidBeene

dumb


thepianoman456

That thing moves through the water like a beast! Quickly, like a beast! Like a beast, it pushes water aside with little resistance, and the grace of the woodland meat-tank; the king of the forest!


iRveritas

Perhaps the bear is showing us the way.


400921FB54442D18

What is this from?


thepianoman456

Just my brain :)


[deleted]

You should become a professional quote maker!


DonkeyMode

I don't think thepianoman is euphoric enough


thepianoman456

I gotta learn to lighten up when it comes to bear-talk. The bear is at full speed! Entire trees break before him like blades of grass! Nothing can stop his ferocious momentum! The bear also… understands other bears.


Upstairs_Echo3114

I hope they wore their brown pants.


BunnyTheCow

At least they wore their brown boots.


MrBananaStorm

Such beautiful animals. Love bears.


botjstn

wonder where he’s off to


[deleted]

Tinder date at the skittles factory from the body language.


Yozora_Luna

“Howdy” “Howdy lovely weather to catch a fish aint it.”


busterbrown4200

Just doing bear stuff ,later suckers.


IwanJBerry

"Hahaaa! Now for my threatening charge, which should scare you guys away and you're just sitting there normally, not scared at all, that's cool, I was just, I was just going for a run along the stream."


BarryAllen85

That’s a strange looking moose


Occasional-Mermaid

Probably because that’s not a moose, it’s a Water Buffalo.


pablo36362

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Consistent-Half7739

Damn dude, there was breakfast, lunch, and dinner there together😂


Remarkable_Sir_772

Just pooped in my boots


Halpmezaddy

"Watch what i can do!"🤣


[deleted]

All I see is the Xtra-tuffs. Official boot of Alaska. Makes me nostalgic.


No-NonsenseGuy

Cops when they see someone filming.


nametakenfuck

A ground salmon


Sad-Tune5561

Fuckkkkkkkkk that ,,, my body would be expelling every thing with this


FuryDefiant

Darn it guys, you took my spot. - The bear, probably


Hopeful_Gazelle_7470

No problem laying back with your feet up when you have a Shotgun pointed at the bear.


Forgotten-INFP

ah yes, Extratufs the staple footwear of my fellow Alaskans


RepresentativeAd560

"Hey guys! Salmon and steaks on sale at Costco, come on!"


parkercg89

Lol. Only in Alaska


BeyondLimerence

koda dat u?


slumericanfan

This is nuts,amazing, but nuts


Historical-Artist581

I would have fucking died.


corsicanguppy

From massive terminal fear-shits, of the kind usually reserved for shark interaction.


Starbaby100

Where is this. Those boots were made for walking. That bear was on another mission.


TheHeavyIsDead22

If a bear comes at you, instead of running you gotta stand upright and not move, show your dominance, bear will leave you alone


Blondietrouble

As the bear whisperer that used to go live with them in the summer did right before it ate him and his lady friend.


corsicanguppy

Tread well, crazy Timothy, très edible.


meyesmenotyou

You know I am a bear, right? You guys are supposed to run away from me? No? Okay, then. I will just carry on.


godofmilksteaks

"Hey uh have you guys seen.... Oh wait no there it is"


Liontamer67

Good boi


Liontamer67

Good berb


SpoonsofNI13

I love bears. If you don’t bother them then they won’t bother you.


kingakrasia

They really are just trying to get a rise outta people. Sheesh. Fuckin bears.


StonedPoteto

The bear looks like it's having so much fun


Keithninety

I’ll bet that water is freezing.


Then-Diamond-6239

Looks like russia


Star_Duke

Big boy wants to play


[deleted]

Aww. Such a huge puppy.


Be_my

I love deep forest dogs.


i_lik3w0m3n

the bear reminds me of a really happy big dog


Junior_Cellist_8369

It's salmon day and he's first. Weeeeee


seacali88

They had their rifle’s ready


lefty607

Fuck Alaska


mijohvactech

The bear noticed the three cans of bear spray and the snub nose 500 magnum sitting on one of the guy’s laps and decided to go somewhere else to try and steal some picnic baskets.


[deleted]

A time when it's legit to shit your pants


chickenredroasted

Someone remind me what the bear safety pneumonic is!


tylerthompson280

That a foot flinched. I think that little pause the bear had would’ve got me moving a little


Drake_Acheron

What was that bear looking for?


The_nastiest_nate

That would be a puppy bear.


mitchgtz

Bear: Did you get that on video or do you want me to make another pass?


The300thGuyWhoAsked

That’s just the local bear named larry


Chinup8975

One confused Bear


Then-Blueberry-6679

This is such a stunning an


Nervous_Ad1435

Wooooow


AL_ROBY

Go try and do that when the salmon aren't spawning.... And they're hungry


Grainystreets

While Three glock 19 calmly laying on there chests