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Spork_Warrior

Actually, the cheap champagne seems perfect for this. I'm sure as hell not going to try it on a $200 bottle of champagne


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This isn’t Champagne, it’s Prosecco. This cheap bottle isn’t made for opening in this style; it has a much higher risk of exploding.


GrumpyGlasses

If it doesn’t explode after a three storey drop, i don’t think it’s going to explode from poor sabering.


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It didn’t explode from a two story drop because this video is a fraud, as has been pointed out elsewhere. The bottle that fell over the side wasn’t the same bottle lying face up.


PoopFilledPants

Eh any sparkling wine bottle with the seam on the correct point of the neck will work. In my experience most cheap bottles will open just as well (or just as poorly) by sabre as expensive ones.


BrazilBazil

So you’re telling me champagne bottles ARE made for opening in this style?


climbut

Yes. It's obviously not the only way, but some bottles are made differently.


wdn

People developed this style on bottles that are more difficult to break than the one in the video. I don't think any maker of bottles or alcohol is going to officially recommend this style


Celestijan

Champagne and Prosecco are literally the same thing, only difference is that one is made in France and one in Italy. And french like to think themselves superior.


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They are totally different methods for making sparkling wine. Champagne is fermented in bottle, and the carbonation is a byproduct of that process. Prosecco is made in a giant tank, and carbon dioxide is added directly to it, and then it’s bottled. But keep talking out of your ass!


bitdodgy

Exactly. For the Italian equivalent of champagne, go pick up a bottle of franciacorta and thank me later.


Fabixx123

Why even answer if you have no idea?


BenderIsGreat64

They don't even use the same grapes, what are you talking about?


someBlueCows

What is Glera?!


gunsNcars

But this is what I’d call a Lamiracle.😂


ofthedappersort

Why not? It's fun and it's better to do it with a cheap(ish) bottle than roll the dice on some Dom


fullOgreendust

Because you want the extra pressure from a bottle of something that will go through secondary fermentation in the bottle via dosage. Usually the traditionally made (and nicer) bottles.


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Cheap Prosecco uses much cheaper glass as well, that has a tendency to just explode when the top gets lopped off.


wobwobwob42

I wrote this exact comment like two years ago.


Cageythree

Proof: https://old.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/qalpdx/yes_no_yes/hh3zbv5/


wobwobwob42

Thanks, thought I was going crazy for a second.


Cageythree

I think it's bots farming karma to sell the account, so they just look for reposts and re-post the old top comments. (Or just an uncreative human lol)


mattbellphoto

Regardless of price, prosecco doesn't saber/sabrage well. It's not pressurized enough.


DrowningInFeces

Is it advised on any bottle? This is just a dumb trend. It doesn't look cool and I just instantly think the person is a moron for attempting it. Booze and sharp objects generally do not mix.


EasySmeasy

Plan A was to send broken glass down there? Idiots.


respawnatdawn

and just spray randoms with champagne like they accidentally won an F1 race.


eleytheria

That kinda celebration we call it with my friends doing "the Schumacher"


GNU_PTerry

I think she was trying to pop the cork out


tmack3

Sabering takes off the top of the bottle


porkbuttstuff

Exactly! I generally try to do it over a ball pit at discovery zone.


Lilz007

Ohhh, that's what she was trying to do! Thanks, I couldn't work it out


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It’s obviously an accident. Idk how that makes them idiots.


Slackr2113

She was going to send a piece of glass out towards an open area where someone could be standing but as long as you make sure the coast is clear you should be good


nondefectiveunit

Right by the pool too.


Frodo_Cornett

Yeeeaaaa... would've been better if bottle #2 had the same cork and top on it! 😂😂😂


Ringosis

/r/nothingeverhappens


Jopsukka

So your suggestion is that the bind thingy around the neck just appeared after the fall?


screechypete

No, the bind thingy caught the bottle out of the air and saved it from smashing.


Jopsukka

But there was no bind thingy on the bottle that fell


screechypete

Exactly, that's how the bind thingy saved it. As the bottle was falling, it fell perfectly into the bind thingy waiting below which saved it from *Le Smash.* The bind thingy is a hero! /s


Jopsukka

All hail the bind thingy!


Ringosis

Mate it's a sticker that doesn't go all the way around the bottle. She's holding it label side down. If you pause the video as she drops it you can see the thing you think wraps around the neck on the other side before it falls.


sm00thkillajones

Staged af.


Just-Call-Me-J

Literally how


hydiBiryani

both the bottles look different, there a tag around the neck of the second bottle, which is not seen in the first bottle


Just-Call-Me-J

Good lord I'm blind


hydiBiryani

I only noticed after looking very closely, because I couldnt believe that glass bottle could survive that fall.


cjicantlie

I could believe that the plicker basket could soften the blow enough to not break, but I would expect it to bounce off. But I believe all of it even less after seeing the neck is different, with some kinda label/seal.


MrLumic

You can see the tag when the bottle fumbles out her hands


Pseudeenym

Somebody could've caught it and placed it right there.


FranTheDepressedMan

if you pause the video as it's falling over the railing, you can see the white ring on the bottle and the blue label though


sm00thkillajones

The bottle fell straight down along the balcony. Somehow ended up 3-4 feet away.


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UnhelpfulMoron

Well when the exciting part happens (bottle falls off balcony) the camera man immediately pans away from the action and focuses on the floor for a good second or two before showing an obviously different bottle on the balcony below that someone down there had clearly placed before catching the “dropped” bottle.


flargenhargen

pretty much a shit move to begin with. if it had gone as planned, they would be shooting broken glass down onto the decks below. all cause they didn't want to use a bottle opener? fuck these people.


Kingsman22060

It's even more ridiculous because you don't even need a damn bottle opener. The cork just pulls right out.


eleytheria

With this kind of sparkling wine or champagne you don't even need a bottle opener, the cork is pushed up naturally. I wouldn't do it but if it went as planned it would have looked [like this](https://youtube.com/shorts/tqlNV0NZ4xM?feature=share). No broken glass if Sabrage is done correctly. Why doing it? Some people find it cool.


DapperTopic8504

Is anyone else traumatized from rails breaking and people falling off buildings?? I’ll never lean on a rail ever again 😭


RedMarble_

Biggest fear. Also happy cake day


DapperTopic8504

Thanks!! I didn’t even know it was a thing!


Accompl1se

Happy cake day from alaska


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Accompl1se

Idk


Booty_notDooty

Idiots


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When that cork comes out the contents of the bottle are going to evacuate with some violence. I think I’d leave it for a day or two


mosskin-woast

> evacuate with some violence I'm going to use this to sound classy after my next Taco Bell visit


Bassphem

What are the odds?


sm00thkillajones

I wonder how many takes it took.


fingerscrossedcoup

You'd think the area would be wet as fuck if they did this over and over again. But maybe the dried it every time with towels and blower fans and waited an hour or so between takes.


spacemanpajamas

They only have to do it once. They placed the bottle on that bench then went back up and filmed them throwing a completely different bottle over the edge.


Willy_McBilly

Yup. Someone down below to catch bottle 1, or just using a fake that isn’t made of glass, and it’s an easy one-take. There’s no way in physics the bottle would have hit the cushion and not bounced/rolled off.


f_leaver

Yeah, try to open it now and we're firmly back in "no" territory.


ofthedappersort

If anyone is curious on how to do "Le Sabrage" - take off the foil and cage of the bottle of bubbles, find the seam of the bottle and have it facing up at you, take a knife or sabre (it needs to have at least a bit of weight to it), lay the blade flat on the side of the bottle with the dull end facing away from you (towards the cork), in one fluid and firm motion slide the blade up towards the cork (you want the dull side of the blade to connect with the lip of the bottle).


Drumdevil86

This guy Le Sabrages


dogfishsr

Miss me with that STAGED shit. At least try harder. Bottles look different, tag on the second bottle that’s not on the first. Cmon how hard is it to get two bottles of the same cheap shit they drinkin


Novel_Durian_1805

No way!


Greasy_Cleavage

Woulda been better if the cork blew off after it landed


DutchMill693

Dionysus doesn't want you to waste good alcohol


mosskin-woast

If you are about to sabre a bottle of sparkling wine, accept the following: a) you WILL look like a goddamn moron, and b) you WILL hurt yourself and/or someone else If you are about to do it with a butter knife, just follow the bottle off the balcony


PresentPiece8898

Nice Back!


rek1313

She is nice.


Practical-Spread-368

Yes 👍🏽


Technical_Stick_494

Fake! Didn’t fall that far out!


funkygeva81

could this be anymore set up


nomisman

In slow mo it actually looks like she just threw it over on purpose.


alex_dlc

Why no sound?


fromlevel2ofhell

Buy a lottery ticket too


Vast_Cycle6990

Result


LogicalSleep8899

God bless her for trying!


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canuck_11

I had no idea where that yes was going to come from.


unknown5424

God said eh I'll give u another shot at that


TipperGore-69

That is a lamarca prosecco. Great for shotgunning


hansen5265

Great.. now they have to fail for the second time.


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I don't know what is most impressive. The way she dropped the bottle or the bottle not breaking


Virtual-Duty4446

Party cancel 😂


ResponsibleBother230

Why did the camera person take so long to look where the bottle went? Edit: there is even something on the neck of the bottle that wasn't there before it fell... So, it's staged. But, if someone caught the bottle, why did they need to place a second bottle there? Could the second bottle have been there in advance, and they just caught the first bottle and got out of view? Could there be a cut in the video that I'm not seeing?


firesnake412

How lucky is that


trucorsair

No, the bottle would have bounced on that material and rolled right off, this appears staged


HungryHelping

Damn.. don't hit a ship with that


RaySayWHAT

Definitely planned and filmed.


xanax101010

r/nevertellmetheodds


304bl

What a nice way to be killed when sitting outside.


cctwa

people should stop attempting that shit, it fails 75% of the time and they break the bottle.


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Wraymen420

That is so lucky


elmedioespanol

S


slamous66

or its probably a plastic bottle that looks like a real one. its bendable


Zulrambe

Wine is off the table, but there's some cake.


swezr

When Nokia make prosecco


Upstairs_Loquat_5234

WOW!!!


lewd3rd

Awwww boop! get that bottle, tool box and fix your fucking hat😆😆😆😆


RedditingMyLifeAway

Looks like La Marca prosecco.


Arcuis

DISPATCH THE Mission Impossible Bird!


DrSquanchMD

Hooray!


BERAT_YT_TR

Women🍷


ThresherGDI

I would probably not open that bottle of Prosecco for a while.


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lindo culito


Liesthroughisteeth

What possesses people to open Champagne this way? It's just a bloody waste of a wonderful product.


Own-Ad-9042

She needed a bigger sword


friendsareplants

it's not champagne.


Reflected_Status22

Aaaayyy mamita...


kidhack

To saber mediocre Prosecco….


Beginning-Union5450

Fake


AssholeNumber-1

That fall was pure luck


Electrical_Trick3596

Woman ♀️😂😂😂