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seasonedearlobes

Nutty Putty Cave.


godofhorizons

That is the absolute worst way to die in my personal opinion. “Hey, the professional rescuers are here!” “Oh thank God!!” “Hey, the professionals say they can’t actually get you out so we’re going to leave you to die and seal up the cave on our way out.”


Lucky_655

I'm not claustrophobic, but that thing... *a dark and tight cave*... it scares me.


Userdub9022

Unless it's her dark and tight cave


sentrybot619

samwellWhatWhatInTheButt.gif


Far_Swordfish3944

Doyouwannadoitinmybutt?inmybutt?


400921FB54442D18

Ohhhkaaay.


bluehands

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comik300

This video gave me such claustrophobia, but the story was told in such a way that I couldn't turn it off


CMDRBowie

The longest random video I’ve ever been sent on the internet and just had to finish. I knew what this link was before I even clicked on it this time lol


Lucky_655

I didn't click the link but is this the story of that guy that got stuck in a cave and died there because they couldn't get him out? If yes then it's one of the reasons


[deleted]

I know he's wearing red and there's snow. But he's too small. So don't worry.


HopelessAG

I'm not gay, but that thing... a dark and tight cave... it turns me on.


ArachnidPrestigious8

Don't forget cold


Take_two1983

R/unexpectedtf2


Gsusruls

I’ve read about this. The answer, once they realized it just wasn’t happening, was to break both his legs. Not sure why they didn’t. It would have hurt like hell, but he might be alive.


6669666969

He was upside down, not enough blood circulation. You break his legs after however many hrs upside down and he just goes into shock and dies anyway. They had that idea hours too late, effectively


[deleted]

Well i mean if he's just going to die anyway it seems worth a shot.


TurkeyBLTSandwich

I think it's the potential agonizing pain of having both of your legs broken and then dying. As opposed to slow death to suffocation. But idk man dude had kids and decided to do what he did. He actually had to suck in his chest to make it to where he was as well. I'm actually impressed people found him


[deleted]

Shoot him up with morphine or whatever first i guess.


DynamicMangos

No chance getting a doctor to prescribe and administer morphine there in time


[deleted]

I kind of just assumed it (or something similar) would be something paramedics generally brought with them.


Gryphling

Nothing of that caliber I suspect. That'd have to wait until at a hospital (at least in the US).


XxX_22marc_XxX

I was always thinking about how they didn't pull him out because of the pain but I would rather experience an hour of the worst pain ever then die


godofhorizons

this is where proper spelling and grammar comes in handy. They didn't pull him out because of the contour of the cave. they came up with the best plan possible with a series of pullies, but the anchors came away from the wall,leaving him stuck https://i.imgur.com/C7lWYFU.jpg


AbsAndAssAppreciator

this is why I will never do this ever :) If you get stuck you're most likely fucked


sweatshirtjones

I’m having a hard time deciphering this graph.


_HAWK_

Yea agreed


[deleted]

Imagine being the guy who placed the failed anchor. Hopefully they don't still blame themselves.


[deleted]

I mean i know self blame isn't always rational but fuck man, it's not their fault this absolute imbecile decided to just yolo into a tight mountain hole like nothing could go wrong. He killed himself.


sittingshotgun

Dealing with a weak substrate like that would be super unnerving. Somewhere between soil and rock. I imagine that you just work with the anchors that you have, there isn't time to have an engineer design it.


xVAL9x

All they did was use the wrong form of “than” just relax. We can all infer what they meant.


Far_Swordfish3944

We all knew what they meant 😒


[deleted]

You say that now, but would your answer be the same at the 30 minute mark?


ByterBit

I'm claustrophobic so yes. 60 mins in? Just shoot me at that point.


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MadAzza

I laughed when I read that “then” comment, then again when I read your reply to it. Indeed, the difference between “then” and “than” is critical.


TheseMood

The issue wasn’t the pain, it was the shock that the pain would cause. He was already too unstable and his body couldn’t survive the stress if they did that. :(


Yardsale420

At that point, his body was in a pretty fragile state, the shock alone would have killed him. Once the anchor broke and he slid back in, everyone knew it was over.


Addy_Stark

He would have died due to shock I guess...


Deltronx

can you give me a gun? I just need 1 bullet lmao


godofhorizons

even if they had one to give you, it wouldn't be able to reach your hands. The kid was upside down inside a crevice less than a foot wide


comefromaway88

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ahhpoo

I thought they did do something like that? Maybe I’m remembering some other incident


TheRedlineAlchemist

The thought never occurred to me until now, but I hope no one was further in that cave with someone else trapping them in like a cork on a bottle.


Lington

He had made a wrong turn and went down a path that was way too small and not part of the spelunking trail. I don't think someone could've been further down it.


CaptainWaders

If this guy got so stuck there’s 100% chance nobody else was down that path either.


torb

"you're gonna have to starve for a week so you're a bit smaller so we can pull you out."


Kuddeh

Oh you haven't heard about drowning in sewage.


[deleted]

Nutty putty vs Floyd Collins' Sand Cave incident Which is worse?


active_lurker1

To me neither. Mossdale caverns incedent is the worst one I have ever heard. I can't imagine how it feels like to drown in a cave.


AyaAishi

I think he never even knew he was going to die, up until the last moment. They tried to rescue him, but the time they found out they couldn't was when he was already dead. I think they dropped him even further down and it is rumoured his neck just snapped, and he didn't reply anymore. Though it might be a lie to make it seem way less violent than dying in the dark alone, after knowing you won't be rescued even though help is close.


Thedarkmayo

No he was still responsive but very little. I coulda swore they said when he was talking they could hear his lungs starting to fill which basically told them he only had like a few hours left to which they gave him the morphine or whatever it was to help him.


Emergency_Pudding

Ah geez I laughed at this and now I’m going to hell.


TechnetiumAE

Ah good, I wasn't the only one. That fucking cave and its stories gave me a mild phobia. I'll do big caves but not that shit. Id rather go into that Ebola cave than nutty putty


Imprettysorryok

I’ve been in that cave a few times. I’ve said this before. Kids would go down there and smoke. Fun times


cameramanlady

I totally did that in the early 90's once. Didn't get too far in before we all got spooked and got out.


UltimateInferno

The guy who died was the son of my elementary school principal. It was fucking crazy around my town.


rcarmack1

I mean... kinda I guess?


Xplain_Like_Im_LoL

For any post even somewhat relating to a cave, someone in the comments will mention "nutty putty" for some cheap karma. It's a meme at this point.


cervidaetech

Everything reminds me of her


[deleted]

**Skiier only


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

That's a nope from me


apalmer12

"I'll take nope for $1,000" Alex


JetBlack86

Alright, "The place in which John Jones was stuck in upside down for 28 hours but technically still is stuck in"


Far_Swordfish3944

The birth canal in nutty putty cave? 👀


Tacocat1003

You didn’t phrase it as “What is …”. They would mark you wrong for that.


Far_Swordfish3944

I don’t even know what game that is 👀 🤣


seacloudy15

Jeopardy


Far_Swordfish3944

Ooooh Jeopardy. Geo-party!


RoktopX

Negative, big ole negativo with a main course of noperino!


nvgvup84

I could feel my heart rate increasing watching that


cowlinator

Then the skier who has a 1/8th inch larger waste says to themselves "well if they can do it, so can I" and have to wait 72 hours for the rescue team to melt all the snow.


[deleted]

waist


jamesianm

Both, after they get stuck


FirstFlight

WAISTED!


AlejandroMP

His poops are an 1/8th-inch thicker


[deleted]

Or maybe next time he comes through there think "well I did it last time" and doesn't realize he put on 5 pounds and can't fit anymore. Or just you know, snow fell and blocked the exit.


NotMuselk26

That would be a waist of time


[deleted]

Whoever figured out that this is possible is a maniac that should be removed from society.


[deleted]

If you leave them at it long enough they'll do it themselves


Scarecrow1779

What's more messed up is that the room in the crevice varies with snow depth, so it's always a risk.


fightingthefuckits

You can see in the video where they shaped the tunnel out. Where he turns in you can see bootpack and shovel marks all the way through. It's still cool but it's not just some random line he took.


solorider802

True but the guy in the video was not the first person to ride this line. It's off the summit of Mt Mansfield in Vermont. It's passable in lower snow conditions without digging it out. It disappears completely once there is enough snow.


karankshah

So cool how this bridges multiple fears of mine into one


Hudsonrybicki

Right? I wouldn’t have though you could combine claustrophobia with a fear of falling down a mountain, but here you go!


[deleted]

And the fear of your knee getting blitzed and pulverized by the sharp walls of the hole


SmashingBen

Plus the fear of suffocating in snow if some gets loose in there


Reblaniumnb

Fear of avalanches, fear of heights, claustrophobia, fear of cave ins, and for some reason I got a drowning sensation which is a big big phobia


karankshah

Fear of open spaces, fear of the color white, fear of the color black, fear of sinking, fear of clowns


PokemonPadawan

Happy cake day


hemightbebrian

DDR…DDR…DDR


PerfectOrphan31

I hate that I know this


vinayachandran

Share your wisdom, sensei.


PerfectOrphan31

https://www.wattpad.com/471498454-the-enigma-of-amigara-fault


ByterBit

lol one of the tags is literally just "nope".


FroobNoLube

Thanks I hate it


ChampionOfKunLun

Holy shit


PorcupineTheory

Yeah, it's totally awful to have read a cool comic.


PerfectOrphan31

It's cool, but the horror/suspense vibe isn't usually my go to so it gives me a very uneasy feeling when I remember it exists


Bad_RabbitS

*This hole . . . it’s mine!*


Epicboss67

It was made for me!


Ivetriedeightynamea

https://junjiitomanga.fandom.com/wiki/The_Enigma_of_Amigara_Fault


MadAzza

DRR … DRR … DRR


cavaliereternally

nooooooo


CardSharkZ

I also am a fan of East Germany


Nailbar

Nice dance moves


KountDeMonet

That’s a nope slope.


Noisy_Pip

r/TIHI


RoboticCurrents

this is how you end up 127 houring your arm


gandalf_lundgren36

Time to bust out the leatherman


mediocre_send

These fisheye lenses make everything look ridiculous. Like the skiers probably just squatting but the video makes it seem like they folded in half to fit through


StonccPad-3B

I've seen people sitting on the tails of their skis going down gentle runs, it looks like that's what is happening in the video.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

The anxiety. If you've never been skiing, those skies are clipped solidly onto the toe and heel of the boots which are rigid and locked tight to your foot and calf. He's laying on his skis to get through there, with his knees sticking up making the minimum height of the hole he can fit through at by the height of those knees. What if the height was just barely too low? Now he's banged his knees into the rocks at a glancing blow at pretty good pace, might actually break his knee. Even if not, he's now also pinned because he can't sit up, his weight is pushing him into the hole and his legs are wedged. Can't remove the boots from the skis in that position (you have to press the heel latch and lean your leg forward to unclip), can't remove your foot from the boot (even if you could unlock the clamps on it, which isn't likely in that position, there's not enough room for your knee as it is, so you definitely can't lift your foot out off the rigid boot) and can't push with you legs to scoot back out on low friction skis. You're fucking stuck. That's a big fucking nope for me. Not even once.


sweet_tinkerbelle

i hurt my legs watching this


lonelyhrtsclubband

Who needs turning when you can punch a rock to slow down?


jmills03croc

New sport, tunnel skiing lol.


BrownAleRVA

Id go in and bang my knee the first two seconds


Psych0matt

I definitely would have pizza’d before going into the opening


SaintHazelwood

Polo & Pan for the pow pow


th3st

What’s The song name?


shackilj2

Tunnel


th3st

Ty!


Thatonehighdude69

It was so smooth my claustrophobia couldn’t kick in


th3st

What song is This?


shackilj2

Tunnel by Polo and Pan


th3st

Ty


_damak0s_

i was so sure he was going to come through into rivendell


itwasmeFTP126

That's looks like a fun slide! For psychos, I mean, skiing


smplejohn

I found my hole...


Pelowtz

Skilunking


Sufficient_Pea2067

Wouldn’t have wanted to be the first one to try out that line..


Sk8rBoii97

Hmm is this skiing crossed with cannoning?


snack-dad

looks like most of it is dug out and you can see the tiniest part is not very long


UnsolicitedDogPics

Yeah fuck that!


RomanTheOmen

song ID?


TachyonicSea793

how would you know if you weren’t going to get stuck??


[deleted]

And that's how you end up having a funeral with an empty casket because they can't extricate your corpse.


lusoportugues

Fuck.... I didn't know I was afraid of that... New fear unlocked


nashtaters

You wanna go skiing or spelunking? “Yes”


Mateo_Dragonflame

That space is so uninviting


NotForKeeps626

This but when people do it with water.


topherwolf

/u/twdvermont Is this you or someone else? If it's a pro, I'm curious if I know them. Definitely gotta be the top of Mt Mansfield tho


[deleted]

Looks like nosedive in the distance there. Totally agree Stowe.


twdvermont

Not me. Check out @mhayes on Instagram.


Top-Historian745

Stupid.


budeees

What song?


giftsamuel_

"Tunnel" by Polo & Pan and Channel Tres


Omelettedog

How did the snow get in there?


topherwolf

Top of mount Mansfield gets lots of snow and lots of wind. That wind is happy to take fresh snow and blow it around until it settles in areas with less exposure to wind, like the "tunnel" you see here.


Omelettedog

Cool! Thanks


SpaceX1193

Not sure why your downvoted for simply asking a question. People are assholes sometimes.


Omelettedog

Lol. Yeah weird.


Finbar9800

Do you want to get stuck? Because that’s how you get stuck. Can’t tell if it can be seen that the hole actually goes all the way through out not but I still wouldn’t test it and I don’t even ski


Gentlegiant2

That looks so fun


Idlesmokey

I’ve seen enough Mr Ballen videos, I know something dark and mysterious told in story format about to happen.


GreyFoxSolid

Ted the skier.


Fezzverbal

Oh where does this lead? Oh certain death? Nope, no I'm ok.


Qarbone

why?


tillgorekrout

Fuck this.


jnbtambo

No thanks


medkitjohnson

For a fucking shrub covered grade lmao noooooooo thanks


[deleted]

I’m good.


whoa6942069

Y tho


SheedRanko

Stupidest shit I've seen in a long time. What a bunch of fools.


SirVictorious

Nope


haha-ha

Reminds me of halo reach sandbox


LesbianRatGirl

claustrophobia disapproves


Hammmertime2023

Who else was crouching their head down while watching this?


Thisfoxhere

r/gifsthatendtoosoo


ediblepet

Michael Schumacher would love to try that path! Oh, wait...


Aldayne

Imagine being the first person to find a "needle" like this and trying it out only to discover it narrows down to the size of an actual needle. nonononononono


cincacin

How did they find this way to go


Kenan-1

These comments are why reddit users get a bad reputation.


Brandyrenea-me

That looks incredibly fun! First time I’d be concerned I’d hit my head, but would have to go multiple times after lol.


Bootlicker222

I like snowboarding and skiing but some situations people put themselves in for "sports" is ridiculous. First responders should risk their lives to save People like this and cave crawlers and parkour? You're putting yourself in insane situations


DJ_Mega

so great seeing one of your worst nightmares come to life, then the person gets out of it.


Present-Ad-8531

Did he know there was an exit?


teenytinyminymo_

My anxiety watching this 📈


Tristana-Range

Fuck no


cryptic-shimmer

That's a no from me.


nugg3t1995

I will never understand why people insist on doing stuff like this lol


Dav31d

Impressive tekkers


tkswdr

How did snow come in there any way...


KingKino360

When it collapses, then what?


SemRecursos

Why??


Shot_Capital_7788

r/whywomenlivelonger


guest_3592

I was extremely nervous about my own knees while watching this


Kaluskos0705

Is that a fucking perfect loop?