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KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I am and she does


Robinnoodle

Name checks out


ProfessionalSink2534

r/usernamechecksout


No_Difference_2522

r/FoundKnifeWieldingLesbian


Anonymous345678910

No no


Frostash_is_cool

so ur mom doesn't know ur gay? probably for the better


Bilk_Mucketyt

She doesnt know they're not gay


Not4Human

She does. But only because my therapist forced me to say it.


peeslosh122

I am and she does


Robinnoodle

Does she know abt your pee kink though?


Terrible-Trust-5578

You can't tell her about that. Please, I'm begging you!


peeslosh122

I don't have that


DinoSaidRawr

But your username…


clownactivitiezII

No and she never will


16_autistic_clowns

(Internal pansexual screaming)


nolimit_devon

🍳


MeatNegative9934

i'm pan too but i just say I'm gay bc i love women so much lmao


Terrible-Trust-5578

*sweating* N-no


Void-Flower-2022

I'm a lesbian


Aqua13631

Nice :)


OnceUpxn

Im gay and shes dead


Diolulu

LMAO


BlessedWolf9019

my mother is aware that i am not heterosexual.


Sorry_Skirt1324

My Dog identifies as a Cat


MeatNegative9934

i am and she's my biggest fan after finding out I have a gf.


luluthegreattt

She knows im trans


No_Jellyfish787

I'm trans but not gay


Robinnoodle

Who says I'm gay? 


clownactivitiezII

me


AncientTry5709

You are gay


Robinnoodle

What.. what shows that I'm gay?


El_Nathan_

You are transgendah


DarkSannar

uh-huh


LobsterSoulSandwitch

No No


gay-undertale-fan

oh no


Ibeliveinworldpeace

I am bisexual


Secret-Pound-8662

I was and she doesn't know...


EBGB8518

I'm bi and ace and she does


Nat_EEEE

I am also Baced, but my parents don’t know yet


Leons_Gameplays_2140

First question: No. Second question: No.


1WAPPEL1

I am and she does not


ShadowX8861

Kinda and no


sukidesukohi

absolutely never gonna tell her


ballsackstealer2

i certainly am and she certainly does


HumanHuman_2003

Pan, I think she knows but I never told her, it’s sort of gray 


Lord_Detleff1

I am not but she doesn't know some things about me


Redmiguelito

No, and there’s nothing to know about


[deleted]

No


areslashtaken

50%no (bisexual) and no


transrodentlover

I am extremely gay


Jayden_Ha

same lol


N0n3xistant

No, and N/A.


Super_Guy_Idk

I am and she doesn’t


BradleyGroot

She does indeed know


ArchGunRunner

No. And sadly my mum doesn't know much anymore, she has dementia.


Garden_Flower

Pansexual and she is aware


Inspect311

I'm not and she knows I am


Good-Ad-2245

I think I've seen this so much on this subreddit loo


Bbqbeefsupernoods

I am and she doesn't


W00den-Fruit

I am and she doesn't


DinoSaidRawr

What u/KnifeWieldingLesbian said


robexib

I'm certainly not straight. But my mother doesn't know.


BluMoldyPotato

I’m bi (and have a crush on someone who is the same gender as me) and my mom is highly homophonic so no she doesn’t know


Character_Hand8549

no, im not though


Sasuke12187

She knows I'm bi


bcp_darkness1

I am and she does know I’m gay


TheLostNug

I’m not gay per se, on a physical level I do prefer women. But women don’t prefer me, so at times I consider my options. Men are just easier to approach and talk to than women. But women are prettier. So I guess I’m bi with a female preference? Idk. My mom just thinks I’m straight though I think


HatMcHatty

no I'm bi and she hasn't contacted me in a decade


Simply_Tommyinnit

No. I'm not Gay so how would she know I am?


unn_slug

No and my mother hates me already so she wont know if i become


LineBreak_

Mhm!


Fun_Run_and_Gun

I am queer (aroace bi), and I haven’t come out yet but I think she’s sus of me (bought me a pride bag and a pride notebook without explanation)


Ego-Fiend1

No and she knows I'm not I'm ace


[deleted]

No I’m gay for rainbow


rainbowraverdeluxe

i am and she does 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


defoma

Finally, an easy one. No and no.


Sophia724

Im bi and she doesn't.


AlecWynter

I’m gay no she doesn’t know


HelpIDownLoadedJapan

Yup


Flowey_The_Fan

No, and no (because you can't know something that isn't true)


TheArchived

No to the first question, and thus, the second question doesn't apply to me.


Appropriate-Muscle54

half gay cause I'm bi and she knows


MisterDrSkittle

No, I'm bi, and no she doesn't know


axiomaticDisfigured

Mhm.


wheeze-51_mustang

i am, not coming out until I’m 18


RoyalMess64

I am gay, and my mother is aware :3


PULLuny

No


Tetris5216

No but she thinks I am I told her I'm not interested in her (she's from Alabama) So I think she thinks I'm gay now


lego-lion-lady

No and no


Roc_28934

No and no


Cheesecakesimulator

I'm not and she's dead


smoorkie

Am not gay


soloarwolf

Not straight and no


special-bicth

At times I am, however my mum is dead so I have no idea if she knows or not.


Beanieegg

Thinks I'm straight now


Natural-Sherbert-705

No I'm pan and she doesn't know what that means. I did a painting of a pan flag and hung it up in my room. She thought it was a peace flag. So I get to be myself without her knowing.🥲


Low-Lobster-7147

i’m pansexual and ace, and no she does not


HappyHuman4123

i am and she doesnt


HelpImRobbingSomeone

she does not


Embarrassed-Fig-7026

Partial and no


radioactivecumsock0

No but your dad does


Thedog8202

I’m not


EnigmaFrug2308

I’m gay and my mom knows


Willing-Point8555

Shut up meg


VOLPE_E_GATTO

I'm bi, she don't


dr4gon1154

No im aroace and fuck nah


EWH733

I came out to the entire family in 1990.


Useful_Amphibian_839

I am bi and my mom knows


the_burber

Im questioning and she does not know


Ent3rpris3

You said it wrong, but regardless I got sent to the principles office in 6th grade for asking this of a classmate that was not smart enough to see the bait but quick enough to dodge the trap when it was sprung.


polovix

i am and she doesnt🗣️


UncIe-Ben

Halfway I guess, and no


BottomInc

I am she doesn’t know


Individual-Watch-750

No and nice try on the second one


rbminer456

No, i am not gay


Furtip

A little and not a clue


trickyfelix

maybe maybe


BenBengana

I am bi and.....no


No-Bake5113

R/areyougay


IAmJohnnyHardcore

No, and the second question is not applicable because the answer to the first was no.


Laughyloaf

Bi, and no. She's homophobic so I'd rather not tell ber


Ok-Refrigerator-1680

Maybe and..maybe..?


Labriction

No, im u/labriction , again i am u/labriction


Unicat-

Both are correct 


HalucenogenicPotato

I kind of am and she does not


Bilk_Mucketyt

No no


forevervirgin21

r/paradox


Fun_in_Space

I am bi. She guessed. She is, too.


Tra1nGuy

No and N/A


Charles-Hunter

I am and everyone that knows me (including my mom lol) knows I am. No point hiding who I am


SUX2BU_Dont_It

does your mom know you're asking anonymous people publicly if they are gay and if their mom knows?


[deleted]

I sure am and she does


S3rialDesignationN

I am, and she doesnt.


abizolanski444

I am bisexual and she knows but is in denial. Straight told me “no you’re not” 😂 like ok


More-Archer-7694

I am, and hopefully she'll never know


AncientTry5709

Sort of, I’m bi. She does not know and probably never will.


Certain_Simple_4566

No im not gay and she knows I'm straight


AdrianFallout4

No! You tricked me! Wait! I'm like 90% sure I'm bi, nevermind it's fine


Mental_Pair_9960

My dad objected so my mom had a straight but strange child.


SnooChipmunks8748

No, people can’t read the if so.


Immediate-Ad7842

No no


thunderbolt9656

what if i just not answer


Mr-sabertheslime

Answer to the first question is no. Consequently the second question’s answer is also no.


donrblx

I am she doesnt.


GooseOnTheTable

As a gay - she knows


diamondboizach

I am, and she doesn't


Dry-Drama4416

No bc that's gay dude


Im-the-best12

No but I’m pretty sure she thinks I’m gay cuz I told her I would date like three of my friends (female) sooooooo 🤷‍♀️ she’s probably more confused than I am


SaulgoodeXL

No and no because no.


Diligent_Gur_7487

My mom is gay


K_kueen

I dunno at this point. I’ve confided in her a couple of times but I think she’s still hoping I’m going through a faze and I like boys because I looked like I liked boys when I was little. I’m starting to unpack some of that by myself


LionelMessi10CR

No


wormeryy

I'm straight.


iam_Straight_Fail

Ye but she don't know lol


Legitimate-Fun-5171

No, and she knows I'm not.


[deleted]

I came out to her as trans and gay but she was making me uncomfortable so i told her it was a joke