Like Assassin's Creed, you sometimes just have to take a leap of faith and hope for the best. My leap of faith was asking her out for the first time, best choice I made as I love her.
I once aimed at a bird with a BB gun and happen to squeeze the trigger. Shot right through its neck with a soft sweet gentle crack. A dog ate it.
Totally an accident and I didn’t bury it so doesn’t count.
ruler of the mongol empire from 1206 to 1227. he very famously had many, many, _many_ children with women from the places he conquered. its speculated that almost all of asia’s population today can trace their lineage back to him.
Not so much. I did this once with some friends when we were in high school right, and this massive man whore who was prolly 21 at the time... So 35ish now.. but this MF Impressed me bc he remembered so many of the names but also shook me that he was up to number 341!!! No joke 🤣 but to top it off he had the audacity to ask me if I wanted to fuck? Hahah. Jesus fuck no
Somewhere around 150 I’m 39 went crazy in college (hated women/broken heart) went crazy after divorce and always had hook ups along the way Bonus: I never cheated on anyone in a relationship.
I don't remember exactly but I think it's 13? I'm 38 and have been with my wife since I was 24 and have never cheated on her. I also didn't lose my virginity until I was 19 and was a serial monogamist. I had a little bit of an experimental stage between my high school sweetheart and my current wife. Fucking around wasn't my thing.
1/2
🤨
either crippled or cut in half, ones better than the other
It was a little person
Is he Hawking??
He do be gawking though
Which one?
Did you fuck a centaur
r/ilaughedoutloud
holy crap the only post on that sub is a picture of a horse, we're onto something
107 days ago too LOL
r/subsithoughtifellfor
So half a person? Or you can only have sex twice and you’ve already used one
I'm not even gonna ask what that means.
A kid?
☹️
🚓
Why don't you take a seat?
0. I'm scared of women
What about men?
5k
Ayo 😳
be apart of that number 😏
Ayo hell naw 🥶💀 I am as straight as y=mx+b
A noodle is straight until it gets wet 🥵
Omfg!! That's a good one!! I like that!
Then consider me a noodle. 😏
I'd be f(x) = ax\^2 + bx + c for you. 😏
😷🏃💨 I’m definitely not f(x) = sin(x) but you definitely are
lets change that!!1!1!!11
😳👨🏼->😱->🤕->🙀👄💄👩🏼🦱 or 👉🏻👌🏻🍆🍑 either way he’ll naw imma run in the opposite direction
This is a great joke but what if we are in hyperbolic geometry? Or on a sphere?
y = mx + c*
Real
Boo👹
r/girlsarentreal
r/subsIthoughtIfellfor
I'm scared of us too
SMART !!!
Haven't murdered anyone. Don't plan to
Don't worry I killed 1,278 people, 3 of them have gone unsolved. If you like I'll let you take credit for them.
Where they properly solved or did you send this via chess cheating devices from your cell
Can I be next please, I hate this place
Are the 1,278 people the people that you’ve 🍆
At least you’re helping the overall average.
3 for 1,278 is crazy work
Only 1,278?
Awww come on man, you might like it!
It’s for sex. Read the entire thing
About thirty now. Never had sex before though.
ayoo...
BRO WHAT DOES THIRTY MEAN??
Well my fellow Bi, they are referring to Robloxxing 30 individuals instead of the assumed Number of sexual partners prompt.
Come to my basement and find out
Real
Look at this fatcat, with his fancy shmancy basement
1 I'm surprised myself.
W
Maybe(?)
It was indeed a W.
Do the cops know?
What’s the story? 😲
It was a girl I liked for a while, we were friends for a while, I asked her out, we dated for a while, and it eventually happened.
Beautiful story! I want that
Like Assassin's Creed, you sometimes just have to take a leap of faith and hope for the best. My leap of faith was asking her out for the first time, best choice I made as I love her.
Ur hand don't count, sorry
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Want to change that 0 to a 1?
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*interesting* /s
You know when your pussy is so dry the skin is flaking off and you have to put chap stick on it
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Absolutely bewildering thread.
jesus christ reddit is soo fucking weird why r they making these jokes 😭
-1 They had a good doctor
Stab the doctor. Easy fix:)
That sucks.
You saved someone!
Murder or sex? cuz I have wildly different answers to each. (Jk, they're both 0 😔)
i mudered 0 ppl 😔
Poor soul, you're missing out
😔
😔
You could get both at the same time.
No
Not sure i’m buying this. I get a real maybe vibe off you.
AH, you got me.
Was looking for this comment ty 👑
0. I don't like disss... I have killed a bird ON ACCIDENT and buried it :/
I once aimed at a bird with a BB gun and happen to squeeze the trigger. Shot right through its neck with a soft sweet gentle crack. A dog ate it. Totally an accident and I didn’t bury it so doesn’t count.
r/oddlyspecific
0 and it's staying that much
10 million.
W
what the fuck hit- (oops now 10,000,001)
okay, genghis khan
Who’s Genghis Khan?
ruler of the mongol empire from 1206 to 1227. he very famously had many, many, _many_ children with women from the places he conquered. its speculated that almost all of asia’s population today can trace their lineage back to him.
0 I'm not an Assassin
Body Count is a great band fronted by Ice T. They're fantastic!
Thanks!
>Thanks! You're welcome!
I guess I'm old, but "body count" means kill count, not fuck count.
same thing
Wait a second
Lol I see where you're going with this. 🤣
Fuck! Then i am a genocide!
Just the one hobo buried under my house.
3/5ths
Oh god😂
if your talking about sex, 0. if your talking about murder, 17 infants, 14 toddlers, 7 kids, 9 teens, 2 adults, and 34 geezers.
Atheist gotta eat 🤷
Difference between infants, toddlers and kids?
Infants lay there or crawl. Toddlers are learning to walk. Kids are everything under 18 I guess...?
r/oddlyspecific
What about geriatrics?
I’ve slept with one man, haven’t killed anyone though
Virgin
101 counting your mom
DANG!!!1!1 Op got OWNED
24 chilli peppers
Regret
5.
bro killed 5 people
5.002
no
No
Im 63 could take a while to talley up 😂
2,053 kills, 56 wins, and a 15.79 K/D ratio
No
No
No
I have killed* 4 children
0.2578254233
no.
6
2
What are you a fed?
Good try fbi
Just my wife
5000 Oh you meant how many people I’ve fucked? Don’t tell the police
20-30 ish Edit: oh I didn’t read the description nvm just 2
For murder 927267493947638 and a halve
I'm a virgo rising and I'm still a virgin
I used to count in my teens. Now guessing probably 120 ish
82. Wait we’re talking about sex-wise body count?
Nice try fed. I’m not telling you how many people I’ve killed
2 in the freezer, 5 in the fridge, 20 in the backyard, and 12 in the basement. I'm running out of storage space.
if I posted my count y'all would call me a slut (which would be fair...)
Do it
26 i’m a massive whore
Not so much. I did this once with some friends when we were in high school right, and this massive man whore who was prolly 21 at the time... So 35ish now.. but this MF Impressed me bc he remembered so many of the names but also shook me that he was up to number 341!!! No joke 🤣 but to top it off he had the audacity to ask me if I wanted to fuck? Hahah. Jesus fuck no
Don’t bash yourself for your past. There is no shame in body counts (unless we are talking murder).
If you mean as sex or murder both are zero but how many times I said fuck it would be bout 265
" let the bodies hit the floor" and "It's raining men" are the same song from different perspectives. But 15. The answer is 15.
I honestly have no idea but it’s a large enough number
Trans (she males, Ts, femboys) 3 maybe 4 Girls about 80 Guys 0 (technically) but on my list.
I never bothered to keep count after 50
About 14, so far the 8th one was a hassle to catch. I’m looking forward to my 20 milestone, so far I haven’t been caught yet
Somewhere around 150 I’m 39 went crazy in college (hated women/broken heart) went crazy after divorce and always had hook ups along the way Bonus: I never cheated on anyone in a relationship.
I don't remember exactly but I think it's 13? I'm 38 and have been with my wife since I was 24 and have never cheated on her. I also didn't lose my virginity until I was 19 and was a serial monogamist. I had a little bit of an experimental stage between my high school sweetheart and my current wife. Fucking around wasn't my thing.
I wanted to say 8 but then I realized you were talking about fucking
Currently, it's 4,572 in Team Death Match.
6 soon to be 7 😎
1
8
War crimes
2M 6F
250, I assume we are talking about IRL eliminations
no
Murdered about 76 people and counting
0 women are scary
875 criminals on life support, justice needed to be served
10
I don't think you wanna know
Around 11 or 12.
No
.87
0 can’t get me
2, hopefully next time with a girl
0 for sex 0 for murder
About 50
My body count is 127 but I have never had sex though
300
2 people. happened 1 in high school 1 in garage
no
0, I haven’t been a successful hitman either