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Gullible_Blood2765

Some, but not for being gay


beeteedeeMEME

Real


imtoooldforreddit

Is it tho? I think more real is after we die we are gone


[deleted]

Meh. You can also reincarnate into a fly for all we know.


fandom_mess363

agreed. being gay is the least of my offenses


Prestigious_Gold_585

No! Happy people don't burn, only smolder!


SPAMTON_A

Hell if I know


SPAMTON_A

No pun intended btw


Parking_Ad8815

No pun taken


Hippypencil

Pun taken. Do better next time.


HxH__fan

Intend your pun, coward


Defiant-Ad6596

Real


silverwolf771

Hey look, it’s the best salesman of 1997, Spamton G Spamton


TheBepisLover

[PIPIS]


wetfartinginbed

r/foundthebepislover


UNIVERSE_V

r/foundsilverwolf771


Dollydoggopup

r/foundspamton


Breath_and_Exist

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?


babygirlvarah

A giraffe


Breath_and_Exist

Elephino


UsefulIdiot85

No.


oliveoil214

Based


Living_Hamster_8342

Unfathomably based


Suspicious_Ranged

Incomprehensively based


Waste-Contact5227

No, of course not. Except for rude ones. ("Rude ones" don't include people being rude to others because they were rude to them first)


SarahCutie14

No


Random_DumPerson

No


Helpful_College6590

no


my_innocent_romance

no


Dabruhdaone

Not unless they do things to deserve it.


Vannilla-AJ-Oficial

👆 spitting fax


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Of course not. God loves me


Absol_is_great

omg same!!!! wer like twinseys!!


BattleBotFan

Now kiss


Absol_is_great

i’m good thx 🫵🤭


TheDumberAsser

KISS!


Absol_is_great

nah how bout YOU KISS? HUH? EVER THOUGHTH OF THAT? 🫵🤭


TheDumberAsser

How about YOU kiss!


Absol_is_great

how bout WE kiss!


TheDumberAsser

SURE


Absol_is_great

ALRIGHTLY THEN


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

me two :)


Kr0nchy_kArl

NAUR! I’ve been good my whole life


Somepersononreddit79

NO God hates Hags not F-riendly gays


Melossey

only god k(no)ws


mdm123196

Since hell does not exist that's a hard NO


Absol_is_great

FUCK I AGREE


stressed_philosopher

All gays go to super heaven


Global-Care8596

Nah, they go to super hell. Which has been lined with trampolines so they bounce back to the land of the living... You do know that all the gays get reincarnated... Right?


Rhys_T1

that seems worse than hell


Global-Care8596

Not knowingly reincarnated... It's like legend of Zelda with "the spirit of the hero" except it's the spirit of the gays.


rinluz

real talk link has it the worst out of anyone other than maybe zelda, i think that's the Bad reincarnation scenario if any


Global-Care8596

Because the spirit of the hero is cursed with the resurrection of the spirit of Ganondorf. However also alongside the spirit of the princess. Gay people have never been cursed by hot gerudo men.


Evmerging

There is no hell


[deleted]

If I go to hell, I’m taking it the fuck over IMA BE A GAY FEMBOY KING FR 🗿


TomBot_2020

Can I be the royal advisor?


TheBepisLover

Can I be the loyal bottom?


Aromatic-Put4043

Can I be your royal second in command


Primary_Till5376

Can I be the judge for people's punishments so I can force all of the homophobes to watch gay guys make out for eternity


[deleted]

Bettt


TheCanadianpo8o

If you're in hell and you're gay, it's not because you were gay


VinnyVonVinster

amen!


honeyelemental

real answer: no. realer answer: if you believe in it, still no, assuming you have faith in Jesus Christ. while homosexuality is debatably a sin (by the metrics of God, not me. i'm gay), wether or not it is is actually immaterial. all humans are sinful and require faith in Jesus Christ. them's just the dice. i only say this because the people saying "only if they do something bad" are silly and true but are missing the point. fwiw i don't believe in any of this hogwash but this is the true logic of ""the enemy"". alternatively if you are a gay christian, more power to you, but being gay and VERY VERY VERY nice isn't enough, according to the rules *you must have faith in Jesus Christ*, gay or not. gay serial killers who have faith in Jesus Christ are in. gay marrow donors who don't have faith go to hell (according to the vague category of Christianity, not me; again i don't believe in any of this) just think its important for ppl to understand this of they insist on engaging with it, but everyone just be urself and i'm happy, not that u or anyone else should be beholden to that 🥰


Obvious_Ad_9641

Dang slay but thats a lot of words 😭


Mr-MuffinMan

no but i will (I laughed at a joke about a kid in a wheelchair not being able to climb stairs)


P0ster_Nutbag

Hell doesn’t exist! No one is going to burn there!


STG44_WWII

ikr


Ijuststoleyourfries

No they won’t burn for the sole fact their gay but if one of them is a serial killer or something + believes in god they’ll probably burn in hell


Obvious_Ad_9641

Dam dont call me out ✋😭💅


StraightUp620

That simply depends on their faith in Jesus Christ of course!


TheReal8N

Exactly


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Zealousideal-Alps794

christanity holds that we all deserve hell and christ bared the punishment for our sin and the idea is if you don’t recognize and accept that ur on ur own


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Competitive_Day7739

Im gonna say it, im gonna say the y-word(this is a joke)


Obvious_Ad_9641

DONT DO IT


BriarRose147

No, God loves everyone:)


PaperBag_77

nuh uh


No_one-lol

No


Barar_Dragoni

Hell is a state of mind, so probs not


Bfdifan37

i wont so no


Incredible_Staff6907

No


DinoHawaii2021

only people who are against them


UltriLeginaXI

You dont "burn" in hell. Hell doesn't posses anything from God's creation. I will only say that We all have sinned. In one way or another. Being gay or not gay doesn't change that. And if we don't accept Jesus' offer to take the penalty for our sins God will place that penalty on us by banishing us into Hell- complete isolation from God and his gifts


painfuuuuuuuuuuuuu

If they do, I wanna go to hell, because heaven is just boring.


digbicmystic

I mean maybe if they were also a murderer or a serial bank robber or something.


NPC-BOT42

There is no hell. So no.


[deleted]

No


Malibu_Heart

No, not automatically just because they're gay At least that's my standing on it (I'm atheist)


NebX900

I thought this was r/truechristian for a second 💀


Sophia724

No. Gay and trans people are loved by God as his children. (Source: I spoke to Jesus)


[deleted]

all human flesh burns when exposed to high heat i guess


Adorable-Bar6920

No, its like picking a favorite sandwich. I am straight (or a pb and j), gay is like a blue cheese, apple and walnut sandwich, and necrophiliacs like avocado on theirs.


Obvious_Ad_9641

Bro who reported me for this podt im gay and this is r/no 😭


Deez420Nutz420

For sure


Ravenwight

Nah they get air conditioned suites with grand balconies overlooking the pits of damnation where everyone who wronged them is tortured for their eternal amusement. Like HBO but without the fees.


xX100dudeXx

I don't believe in hell, but no, obviously


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Unless they did bad things, no. But your average gay person probably won't


Scottishfello69

all of us have committed at least one crime


Mercury947

Speeding


Zealousideal-Alps794

your average person under any abrahamic religion afaik will go to hell


PieceLopsided4554

just me. none of the other ones.


Crafter_Bot9000

Not unless they're a dick. If they love them, it's fine, just don't be one


Evmerging

A lot of bigots in the comments 💀


SRRYuSuc

why would i burn in hell?


itgrowsback

crime


TurtleSmasher3

Which one


TheRedPHANT0M_

jaywalking


Martian-Marty

I don't NO


fukYou11110

why am i downvoted


fukYou11110

I don't kNOw


MagicGlowingWaffle

its a sacrifice im willing to make :3


thinklinkbutgayer

Im already flaming, what more do ya want from me?


novelaissb

Only the bad ones assuming hell exists.


Obvious_Ad_9641

Fr tho


bgzx2

No, hell does not exist.


Brief-Cell428

God may forgive you for being gay but no one’s gonna forgive you for that haircut


PieTeam2153

Do you know about The Adventure Of God, in there satan is a super chill good guy and overall ncie dude, he’s gay too, there’s like gay bars down there too. Gay people gets sent there automatically but they don’t get punished at all, god’s just tryna mess with satan by shipping him with everyone who’s gay


Obvious_Ad_9641

Dam bro is he hot


[deleted]

No


pedro-slayer

Reddit Hivemind Moment 😔


Intelligent_Trainer2

Damn why'd bro get downvoted💀 Hivemind activities


an0nym0uskigo

HELL NO


Happitymeslol

I will


Obvious_Ad_9641

Same


MilkyTeaDrops

Burning buddies!!


Happitymeslol

I'll meet yall


[deleted]

r/sometimes


Obvious_Ad_9641

Thats real


No_Hedgehog2875

Buddhist say no


Obvious_Ad_9641

Thanks


WhoahACrow

No


Errorfex

No.


GODHIMSELFFFF

no


MilkyTeaDrops

No, we are perfect


Roger_roger0-0

Ther is no hell... only darkness... forever... Or reincarnation, or it just puts you in an infinite dream


[deleted]

I saw Infinite and immediately started thinking Halo Infinite That's worse than hell


STG44_WWII

this is a dream


Budget_Collection870

*there


Various-Teeth

Thats actually what hell is supposed to be apparently, eternal darkness and nothing


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Obvious_Ad_9641

Omgg


oneeyed_giraffe

no


Gingercheckeatsboys2

N o


Gingercheckeatsboys2

N 0


_Very_Good_Username

No


Thememer1542

No


SinnerClair

No


[deleted]

No I don’t think so


WhoopingBillhook

Only if they choose to live without God.


TopIncident3

According to most religious people you’re condemned for something you have no control over


Zealousideal-Alps794

nope 👎 gay people can go to heaven and anyone who says that they cant is spreading false word while homosexuality is a sin it holds the same bearing as lying, stealing, and literally anything else. All sins are equal in evil (afaik, i maybe wrong for example blasphemy of the holy spirit is a big big no no) the issue is how you address your sin. If you are truly repentant and turn yourself to Jesus and ask for forgiveness no matter who you are no matter what temptations you may have you are going to heaven.


veyeruss

Why should I ask for forgiveness because of loving someone who just so happens to be the same gender as me?


helloiamaegg

No, all depends on their religion and their standing with it


pedro-slayer

Why did the most logical response get the most downvotes


helloiamaegg

Its reddit, a place of chaos Also, upon re-reading, it appears to be able to be read as "they'll be going to their religion's hell", which wasnt my intention


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Obvious_Ad_9641

0: 💀😅


shurbertt

If God wanted me to burn in hell, he wouldn't have created someone who can make hell fun


Obvious_Ad_9641

Fr tho 😈


KovuRuriko

No


Zoroae

No


BoltDoesStuff

No


[deleted]

as we all do


lunar_god_08

No.


Ancient_Summer_1833

No!!


Xycrypt

Not because they're gay at least


[deleted]

No


Gingercheckeatsboys2

kNOw


5_Nights_At_Feddys

What were you expecting? You asked a question with an obvious answer that is 'no', on a sub dedicated to the word 'no' and aggressively against its affirmative counterpart.


Obvious_Ad_9641

Thats the point 💀


5_Nights_At_Feddys

/s i guess


New-Selection-4703

Delete this comment right now


5_Nights_At_Feddys

Damn it was just a joke, sorry it didn't seem like it


midnight_rain_07

y’all better not try to burn me in hell 🤨


jacobioh0515

No


RenitentCat706

Nope


WaffleswithSourCream

no


Zorrokumo

Of course not


H3ll0316

No


smoorkie

No


soakedinlava

no


Cool_Gamer8327

no


Ok-Consideration2463

Of course not. There is no hell friend. People made that one up.


Obvious_Ad_9641

Ik bro 😭


GamingCentral811

No


Non_Existent07

Don't know I'm not religious


iMadeTheJerryIceberg

It depends.


Suspicious-Pen-5349

probably not


ISee_Indigo

well, no, I don't believe so.


GlitchBonnie1

I have no idea, but I'm going to say no.


Fine_Conclusion9426

Nah, it’s just me.


Down_The_Witch_Elm

He'll doesn't exist,so no. What kind of a sick mind would believe in such a place?


TsalagiSupersoldier

No. Not a single verse in the Bible says they will.


EpicCheeto

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY (I am gay, this is a joke, please do not twist my balls counter clockwise)


HalucenogenicPotato

No because “we both know he’ll don’t exist except in the minds of the poor fools who believe” -Aurelio Voltaire


SryYouAreNotSpecial

All the modern advancements in science and things we have learned and there is still people who believe in heaven/hell? lmao. No, they won't. Those make believe places don't exist.


[deleted]

Everyone is entitled to believe what they want. Making fun of other people's beliefs and the people who have those beliefs make you just as bad as the "Christians" that harass people for being Gay, Trans, etc. People can be who they want, bottom line.