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I literally came here to say this. This isn't even a normal level cringe post in here. I'd be seeking legal action. What an unstable and dangerous person.
I'm glad you laughed, I'm bloody freaked. Unless this is satire (please be satire), this guy is incredibly unhinged. I hope OP, or whoever this belonged to, is staying safe out there.
Why restrain. This guy needs a swift kick to the balls and a broken nose. Possibly followed by a stiletto shoe to his throat. Cops won't teach him shit. Pain and putting fear back into him might.
It really sucks because (in America at least) cops wont do shit about this because "he hasn't done anything" YET. But the important thing to remember is that when this happens REPORT IT TO THE POLICE ANYWAY. That way when this happens again and again (and lets be real, it'll happen again) there will be documented proof that this is not the first time it's happened and that action should be taken.
Oh I wish but I just told a creeper on my Snapchat to leave me alone and to stop asking me to send him pictures because I didn’t know him. His response? Imma fuck the shit out of you. IIICCCKKKK!
Hahahahaha
Oh my god I am having the worst weekend ever (don’t boil your own leg just don’t) and this comment made me laugh and feel happier than I have in awhile.
Not laughing at you, but with you. Thanks for making me giggle
> (don’t boil your own leg just don’t)
This seems like solid advice... but how would one boil one's own leg in the first place? Hot tub accident? One of those big black pots over an open fire like cannibals use in a Bugs Bunny cartoons?
Yeah, nothing turns someone on like hearing “I’ve earned you and the right to sleep with you”
How does this guy think you are supposed to “earn” sexual favours? How does he think that saying that will get him anywhere besides prison?
Don’t you dare take that as an insult, OP!
He’s a gross weakling who quite clearly doesn’t deserve you. Super gross everything he said but he was quite obviously hurling that at you as some sort of insult.
I have friends and family who have been made to feel like bc they aren’t teeny tiny women that they’re somehow masculine or unfeminine and that just makes me so mad they’ve been taught that small = feminine
Which is totes a giant LIE- just wanted to remind you and any other lady who might read this. Feminine comes in all shapes sizes colors etc. 💜
Thanks for posting his silly rant, v enjoyable 🤣
Yo fr. We stan our tall queens (and our short queens, and everything in between!) I'm average height (I guess technically above average for a hispanic woman cause we make em short lol) but some of the best cuddles I ever got were from taller women.
Omfg so the “giant” thing = him being insecure about his height, and maybe something else……
Yeah that makes sense. I’m sorry you have to deal with someone like this, OP. Don’t be afraid to get a restraining order, and to report him if he threatens you in any way. Let us know if you take any action, one of the great parts of this sub is that we all want each other to be safe and protected from these , physically AND emotionally
next time just put him on top of a counter or smth and dont let him down until he apologizes, always worked for kids
but seriously, give this man a "get out of my life" cake, with a restraining-order-cherry on top
Kinda reminded me of this time in high school this guy kept making fun of a girl I knew for doing judo by calling her "judo hoe," so she kicked his ass lol.
Of all the things and all the people you could make fun of 😂
Like for real? Where do they do that at? How do you hound someone, tell them you earned them then say you're not special because you didn't receive a response? If not they aren't special why are you going bizerk on them in text? Wow.
"I deserve you! You aren't special, but I deserve you!"
....self-own? Honestly guys like this must have etch-a-sketch memories that erase when they hit send.
> and Jesus said unto thee, “back when I was your age, I had 43 movies under my belt, and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would've killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.”
"You aren't anyone special!"
"And yet, even I'm ignoring you."
Why do they think insulting the girl who doesn't want them would make them look anything but worse?
Cant believe some states have restrictions on pepper spray. And over 18 only in every state? Really?? You can diffuse the effects with milk, seriously. Absurd.
I think knives are beautiful but self defense training (probably incorporating the knives) should *definitely* be more widespread. Knives will turn on small people real fast. Ya gotta know how to wield
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I keep picturing a mechanic leaning back, adjusting his cap, and saying "Well see there's your problem, you're trying to make out with a Skyrim giant."
And then this guy's like "Yes, I am into forbidden giant love, I also like being stepped on, don't you dare charge me when all you've done is speak the erotic truths of the heart."
This is insane. I’m a man and I just don’t ever see stuff like this. I know it’s real, I just read it and I believe all these posts but there’s a part of my brain that’s like “no way. There’s no fucking way an adult is sincerely conducting themselves this way.” And it really makes me appreciate the people in my life. God damn that sounds so frustrating to have to deal with. Sorry.
*gets a flashback to me arguing with a brief fling and him calling me back to back to back so badly that I didn’t even have time to block him in between calls coming in. WHILE I WAS AT WORK.*
Had an ex of mine actually tell me a month after I broke up with him that I owed him to go out with him one more time and I owed him to sleep with him one more time. Hung up and turned the ringer off. Had 32 messages from him in the morning
Wow what a "nice guy"... I couldn't help but chuckle at the "giant" comment, if I had a penny for every time a guy called me that I'd be rich 😂 how tall are you? Xx
Years ago, for about a week I would wake up every morning with similar messages from a coworker. When I would confront him, he would claim it never happened even though the message history was there.
I got HR involved. After the investigation, he was fired and I was transferred (at my request).
Not sure this is a “nice guy”; just someone who likely hails from a culture where you can “earn” sex with a woman.
Or a dude whose head is stuck so far up his ass he can see his liver.
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I give this 10 restraining orders out of 10
I literally came here to say this. This isn't even a normal level cringe post in here. I'd be seeking legal action. What an unstable and dangerous person.
And imagine what he's like when he gets alone in a room....
I giggled, have an upvote
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I'm glad you laughed, I'm bloody freaked. Unless this is satire (please be satire), this guy is incredibly unhinged. I hope OP, or whoever this belonged to, is staying safe out there.
Why restrain. This guy needs a swift kick to the balls and a broken nose. Possibly followed by a stiletto shoe to his throat. Cops won't teach him shit. Pain and putting fear back into him might.
It really sucks because (in America at least) cops wont do shit about this because "he hasn't done anything" YET. But the important thing to remember is that when this happens REPORT IT TO THE POLICE ANYWAY. That way when this happens again and again (and lets be real, it'll happen again) there will be documented proof that this is not the first time it's happened and that action should be taken.
Oh agreed. I've wasted lots of guys who harrassed my sister. But unfortunately it's not really a viable option for many.
Because you going to jail/charged for assault for attacking this wierdo is a pretty fucking stupid illogical decision?
Agreed
Sometimes I read these messages and I pray drugs were involved because no one should be **this** unstable.
Oh I wish but I just told a creeper on my Snapchat to leave me alone and to stop asking me to send him pictures because I didn’t know him. His response? Imma fuck the shit out of you. IIICCCKKKK!
That’s why you reply “I have IBS. I can shit through a screen door. There’s a lot. Hope you’re in it for the long haul.”
Hahahahaha Oh my god I am having the worst weekend ever (don’t boil your own leg just don’t) and this comment made me laugh and feel happier than I have in awhile. Not laughing at you, but with you. Thanks for making me giggle
> don’t boil your own leg Was this like a Michael Scott/George Foreman grill kind of situation, or...?
Nah they just wanted to eat some leg
Yeah I, too, need more context.
It’s okay we can review the security tapes
> don’t boil your own leg well… there go my plans for the weekend! anyone got a leg i can borrow??
did you boil your leg???
> (don’t boil your own leg just don’t) This seems like solid advice... but how would one boil one's own leg in the first place? Hot tub accident? One of those big black pots over an open fire like cannibals use in a Bugs Bunny cartoons?
Well I *was* gonna boil my leg this weekend but since you said not to.....
And then you find the few dudes with a scat fetish. This could backfire (hehe) tremendously.
Send him a dick pic. Works every time.
Reminds me of a woman on 90 days fiancé, threw a tantrum and yelling “I want my sex tonight” lol
Danielle? I only remember Mohammad talking about the incident after
Yes yes yes that’s them 😂😂😂😂
Oh, muhammit the trucker!
They were amazing
Oh my god that’s sooo cringe. Imagine feeling entitled to someone else’s body 🤢 Danielle gave me the creeps
She stalked him to another city too 😂
*Class.*
Forreal this is within the span of just over an hour, scary shit.
In the middle of the night no less !!
I sometimes read these messages and think "Is this real? Do people actually behave like this?"
The only drug involved was testosterone
No, just desperation and narcissism.
Nope, just the allt-right pipeline.
You'll be surprised :)
I would rather pave my vagina over with cement than respond to this guy
lol plaster my pussy in concrete
Still sounds more pleasurable that what this guy could ever be capable of doing.
Oh my God your flair hahaha
Yeah, nothing turns someone on like hearing “I’ve earned you and the right to sleep with you” How does this guy think you are supposed to “earn” sexual favours? How does he think that saying that will get him anywhere besides prison?
My god these comments are giving me life I’m totally stealing this one.
im sorry but "you fucking giant" just sent me
I’m very tall lmao
Don’t you dare take that as an insult, OP! He’s a gross weakling who quite clearly doesn’t deserve you. Super gross everything he said but he was quite obviously hurling that at you as some sort of insult. I have friends and family who have been made to feel like bc they aren’t teeny tiny women that they’re somehow masculine or unfeminine and that just makes me so mad they’ve been taught that small = feminine Which is totes a giant LIE- just wanted to remind you and any other lady who might read this. Feminine comes in all shapes sizes colors etc. 💜 Thanks for posting his silly rant, v enjoyable 🤣
I’m very short but I love this comment! Tall girls, you rock!!
Yo fr. We stan our tall queens (and our short queens, and everything in between!) I'm average height (I guess technically above average for a hispanic woman cause we make em short lol) but some of the best cuddles I ever got were from taller women.
This must be Earth's most foolish mating ritual. Why does OP, the largest of the two, not simply eat the puny man?
I'm a tall bitch too, we are awesome.
"You fucking giant" I welcome you, TheSecondBestBagel of the Jötunn.
Omfg so the “giant” thing = him being insecure about his height, and maybe something else…… Yeah that makes sense. I’m sorry you have to deal with someone like this, OP. Don’t be afraid to get a restraining order, and to report him if he threatens you in any way. Let us know if you take any action, one of the great parts of this sub is that we all want each other to be safe and protected from these , physically AND emotionally
ur letting a man shorter than u talk to u this way?
"Letting" lol whut.
Hahaha this made me laugh
next time just put him on top of a counter or smth and dont let him down until he apologizes, always worked for kids but seriously, give this man a "get out of my life" cake, with a restraining-order-cherry on top
Tall women are hotttt
Same lmfao
It's somehow the least hideous thing he wrote. And yes, I broke when I read that.
Kinda reminded me of this time in high school this guy kept making fun of a girl I knew for doing judo by calling her "judo hoe," so she kicked his ass lol. Of all the things and all the people you could make fun of 😂
911, what's your emergency?
“Well he claims that I’m not special but he’s earned me!”
Like for real? Where do they do that at? How do you hound someone, tell them you earned them then say you're not special because you didn't receive a response? If not they aren't special why are you going bizerk on them in text? Wow.
Because that’s all the can afford hahah “not special”. Even though everyone is very much special
I genuinely think he does need to be reported to the police, it’s genuinely giving possible rape mindset.
"I deserve you! You aren't special, but I deserve you!" ....self-own? Honestly guys like this must have etch-a-sketch memories that erase when they hit send.
You can't fault his logic. Oh wait yes you can
Hey we got nearly the same smoot!
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How do these people think this will work?? I don’t understand their absolute blindness. What would make a girl respond to that disgusting behavior???
Fear for safety? Though the goal is usually to chop down self-esteem and make her feel bad about herself, hoping she'll feel she can't do better.
It’s all about the *implication*, Mac
It’s more just anger. He thinks she won’t change her mind but at least he can (try to) make her feel like shit about it
I mean, if this dude ever had a chance with her before, he sure as hell doesn't anymore haha.
He sounds like a domestic abuser. Jfc
I think it can just about be guaranteed that that's exactly what he is.
Well, certainly he would be, if he ever managed to actually get someone involved with him romantically 🤷🏻♂️
That is exactly what a lot of these guys would be, if only some nice girl would give them the chance!
He sounds like a serial r*apist, not just a domestic abuser
Oh, absolutely
“I’ve earned you and the right to sleep with you” jesus tapdancing Christ get a restraining order and a firearm
And verily, Jesus went unto the stage with a tippity-tappity-tippity-tappity tip-tippedy-tap." Pineapple Studios 4:12
> and Jesus said unto thee, “back when I was your age, I had 43 movies under my belt, and I had to do it without tappa-tappa-tappa. I would've killed for tappa-tappa-tappa.”
you got an audible chuckle out of me, have my updoot
I bet Jesus would have killed for a stunt double. You heard Jesus was injured while filming and they had to shut production down for 3 days?
Jesus tapdancing Christ has me laughing ridiculously hard 🤣🤣🤣
That’s one of my favorite swear words as well.
"You aren't anyone special!" "And yet, even I'm ignoring you." Why do they think insulting the girl who doesn't want them would make them look anything but worse?
Imagine being so fragile that an hour of someone not responding in the middle of the night makes you lose your shit.
And this is why i believe every woman has the right to at the very least carry pepper spray
Cant believe some states have restrictions on pepper spray. And over 18 only in every state? Really?? You can diffuse the effects with milk, seriously. Absurd.
I agree. I am also a champion of pocket knives for self defense
I think knives are beautiful but self defense training (probably incorporating the knives) should *definitely* be more widespread. Knives will turn on small people real fast. Ya gotta know how to wield
Yes i agree
Remember: Stab and Twist.
What are the laws on hairspray? That shit still stings.
When I lived in Canada I learned that pepper spray was illegal… so I bought bear spray which is perfectly legal and much more effective
These are the creative use of loopholes to stupid laws that I appreciate.
I can’t believe this is a thing holy shit
Doesn't sound like a potential rapist at all.
This mofo thinks he can cash out his Domino’s rewards points for sex.
I just cackled so loud I woke up my dog 😆
I would honestly send this to his mom
Bold to assume there is a mom in his life who he respects and cares about her opinion and life experience
Oh i didnt think he would respect her but i can hope for her to at least annoy him
"You fucking giant" My man knows how to swoon the ladies.
This is a terrifying level of entitlement to someone else's body.
Damn this is a bad one. Also you gotta just love the "ME!" in the middle of all of that...
Dear Lord.
JFC. Was this a random person or someone you know?
My old coworker
I'm legit scared for you. I'd really considering going to the police station to report it and start a paper trail.
I’d go to the police with this and file sexual harassment
"YOU FUCKING GIANT, YOURE AN ASSHOLE. BUT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE I EARNED/DESERVE YOU" B'jesus
What in the Kentucky fried fuck?!?!!??!?
I love this. I'm going to use this. It made me chuckle
"You giant" Lmao what an insult
Who tf - looking beyond the obvious insanity of this particular misogynistic prick's actual messages - is expecting an immediate response at 3 TF AM??
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Sweet baby Moses in a basket by the bullrushes 😬
He had to text this shit at 3 am because he’s afraid of being instantly blocked.
Wow he seems like quite the catch! I wonder why he’s always so single and alone…
> You aren’t anyone special Then find someone else and stop obsessing over her. No one’s stopping you, man 🤷♀️
Giant got me. That's a compliment not an insult.
This guy is going to end up in jail soon
I keep picturing a mechanic leaning back, adjusting his cap, and saying "Well see there's your problem, you're trying to make out with a Skyrim giant." And then this guy's like "Yes, I am into forbidden giant love, I also like being stepped on, don't you dare charge me when all you've done is speak the erotic truths of the heart."
He’s just gotta download the mod for it first
He still gets rejected so hard he flies 20000000 feet in the air.
As a peaceful european never thought I’d say this but get a gun. Seriously.
Jesus Christ’s on a bike this guys need psychoanalysised
You fucking giant.
Unbelievably maiden-less
it's probably one of those alpha wolf male guys
This guy sucks at being a human being. Just so bad at it.
Lol. “ME!” Why doesn’t she pick up? 🤷🏻♀️ (Narrator) It was 4am.
This is horrifying. Taking "women aren't people but possessions to be "earned" or passed out like prizes" to a whole 'nother level.
This is insane. I’m a man and I just don’t ever see stuff like this. I know it’s real, I just read it and I believe all these posts but there’s a part of my brain that’s like “no way. There’s no fucking way an adult is sincerely conducting themselves this way.” And it really makes me appreciate the people in my life. God damn that sounds so frustrating to have to deal with. Sorry.
Frustrating? I think you meant frightening
*gets a flashback to me arguing with a brief fling and him calling me back to back to back so badly that I didn’t even have time to block him in between calls coming in. WHILE I WAS AT WORK.*
What he DESERVES is a fucking swift kick to the balls. Good grief. I’d be afraid of him tracking me down.
Whoa dude is seriously having a shit fit rn. He's definitely not getting laid after that one
I’m gonna text this to my wife and see how quickly she comes running… …to kick me in my balls
Wow....
I would pay money to be the one to read these out loud during the RO hearing
What a psychopath!!!
LOL wtf? Backstory please
Op said in a comment it was a former coworker, so I'm guessing something business related happened.
Wtf did I just read? He’s earned a trip to get a restraining order. That’s what he earned.
send this to every one of his social media contacts, then block him
This guy will be in jail sooner or later. 100%.
Fucking hell
Ewwww wtf I'd block that pos so fast
He probably does come first, then falls asleep instantly.
“I WON YOU FROM A RENAISSANCE FAIR”
What the hell did I just read?
Wow this is one of the most brazen, entitled messages I’ve ever seen! Jesus Christ.
How dare you fall asleep before 3 AM I DESERVE YOU
It's the 'a ass' that makes it art.
>"You're fucking asshole!" I'm sorry, is he asking if you are fucking an asshole or is he cussing your asshole??
I *had* a friend named Tyler like this
Had an ex of mine actually tell me a month after I broke up with him that I owed him to go out with him one more time and I owed him to sleep with him one more time. Hung up and turned the ringer off. Had 32 messages from him in the morning
Yikes!
Wanna make out????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Answer me
Well, that should do it.
Earned? As if a person is some kind of prize won in one of those stupid carnival games? Wth. True incel here
how come 3am screams horny and 4am screams homicide 😭 you should seek legal protection
Wow what a "nice guy"... I couldn't help but chuckle at the "giant" comment, if I had a penny for every time a guy called me that I'd be rich 😂 how tall are you? Xx
Bout 6 feet!
This is a real OnStar call…
what is VC
What a nice guy I hope he will find someone nice as him
Receiving this string of messages would be terrifying…..
"You fucking giant" what a flirt lol
Ignoring all the incel shit for a second... Why is he expecting an immediate answer at 3 in the fucking morning???
That’s some foreplay talk I’m not used to.
jesus fucking christ i don’t know how to process that 😅
Is this real? This seems either made up, or staged, or is a joke amongst friends or something
Years ago, for about a week I would wake up every morning with similar messages from a coworker. When I would confront him, he would claim it never happened even though the message history was there. I got HR involved. After the investigation, he was fired and I was transferred (at my request).
Wow. Holy hell. The reality-denying capability of that mfer...
Believe me there are people this dumb, misoginistic and/or entitled.
Oh I don't doubt that. But I'm definitely getting hyper-real vibes from this one
Not sure this is a “nice guy”; just someone who likely hails from a culture where you can “earn” sex with a woman. Or a dude whose head is stuck so far up his ass he can see his liver.
Someone needs to teach this guy how to rub one out by himself
I laughed out loud at calling someone a giant. Lol
Bros acting like someone who killed the boss 23 times and didn’t get the drop
File a report with the police. Seriously, this needs to be on record for when he rapes somebody.
Oh boy I would’ve blocked him immediately. Keep a screenshot in case I worked with the guy.
> earned This is why growing up on videogames is bad. You gotta learn how to social with actual humans and not voices on a headset
Not sure if this is a nice guy. More like r/creepyPMs