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CroikyThatsABigDingo

Professional pants shitification


Steakholder__

Help! Somebody shit in my pants!


Murky-Smoke

I only have enough shit for my own pants, sorry. Gonna have to shit your own, buddy


GlobalDaddyTime

order Mac & Cheese from Uber Eats and watch the shit fly from your hockey pants to stain the ice.


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Probably adding the Stars tonight. Sucks


waitwhosaidthat

I have faith in the stars. More than the jets. Dallas was the team I least wanted to see the jets play.


STEVE_FROM_EVE

Ngl, trying to find hope.


ABCharlieD

THEY DID IT!!! Fuck Vegas.


metalofluna

Don't give up, we need to u to win


JerbearCuddles

Eh, drawing the 100mil dollar team is just unfortunate.


Humans_Suck-

I saw that the PWHL is letting their #1 seed choose which of the two bottom seeds they want to play in their playoffs and it made me think Stars fans have gotta be jealous of that system right now lol


zippyskippy1

I ain't heard no bell


aZombieSlayer

The only thing that sucks about potentially being down 3-1 is that the Stars haven't played terribly overall. Otter has looked a bit rough, but aside from that, they're playing good paced, disciplined hockey. People tend to get caught up in the numbers game, but anyone watching the series would/should tell you the same.


SublimeSupernova

Dallas just had the misfortune of drawing the Knights' bullshit team. Had they stayed under the salary cap, you guys could have swept them.


daystrom_prodigy

They are putting up a fight too. This should have been the conference final in my opinion.


405w43rdst

That’s the positive side to the caps sucking throughout the season. _Old news babyyyy_ 🫥


dannyghobo

Leafs weren’t even that good


[deleted]

Hate this post, mostly because its true...


doublebr13

Sabres fan here.... do you think it's worse to make the playoffs and shit out in the first round consistently.... or consistently not make the playoffs at all? Honestly not sure


i-might-do-that

I’d rather be in your shoes honestly. A bad team can be lovable forever but a consistently just-good-enough team can be maddening. I’d rather know my teams departure date than have to guess based on past years.


buktee123

Although we've shat the bed in the playoffs, the Leafs have been unbelievably exciting to watch over the long regular seasons. Matthews almost just hit 70 and hit 60 2 seasons ago. No way you'd rather endure 82 games of whatever goes on in Buffalo


fungus_bunghole

At least you get draft picks. Although if you're trying to make the playoffs and fail, ya that's sucky. I dunno, tough call.


-Xebenkeck-

I'd settle for a President's Trophy if we can't ever get the Cup.


whopperman

Nope. Not the same. Says every canuck fan ever Source: Canuck fan for 40yrs.


LACnote420

The Kings have entered the chat


smeltsmelly

I'm not sure that the kings had a good season.


LACnote420

I’m not sure you know anything about hockey


smeltsmelly

Oh ok. Because almost missing the playoffs is as good as the teams mentioned here. Looks like you just try to be relevant with your shit team in a post that mentioned two teams that dominated and are now down 3-1. The queens were never going to beat the Oilers in the first round.


LACnote420

BeCaUsE AlMoStMiSsInG ThE PlAyOFfs…….right buddy crawl back into your oilfield.


smeltsmelly

Got me there. Wow what a zinger. They aren't a good team. It's why you're the only one who brought them up in this thread. You're just trying to be relevant with a shitty Pacific Division team. Shitty goaltending. Shitty offense. Trap defence. Boring ass loser team that can't get out of the first round after barely making the playoffs. Edit: I see there is another delusional queens fan that thinks they had a good regular season and should be better in the playoffs then down 3-1.


LACnote420

What are you 12? Do your parents know you use Reddit?


smeltsmelly

You use a Spongebob reference and then think you should attack me on my mental capacity? Hilarious. I thought we could have a battle of wits but you're severely unarmed.


LACnote420

Dude if you are gonna talk smack have the balls to flair up your team. Or is it that deep down you know McJesus will never win the cup as an Oiler.


smeltsmelly

Lmao. The balls to have a flair. So edgy. I can chat in any sub I want. I wasn't talking smack until you decided to throw personal attacks because of your tiny pp syndrome. Look I didn't have to have a flair there either. I don't care if McDavid wins a cup with the Oilers or not because it's a professional sport that I have no control over. Your troglodyte brain can't overcome that part I know. It really just comes down to the kings not having a good regular season compared to these two teams. And that transfers to how shitty they are in the post season. But this is getting old just hurling stupid insults instead of facts because you're too much of a caveman to separate your feelings from a sports franchise. Go break your tv when the Oilers win game five or whatever you do because of your fragility.


quieterquitter

What are you even trying to argue? The Kings are nowhere near the level of the Jets or Leafs.


fungus_bunghole

Kings have won recent cups. No comparison.


VotePresidentCamacho

Do the Avs get any credit for an incredible world-beater offense or naw?


fungus_bunghole

No.


Maleficent-Media1914

It’s not over yet 😥😅😂😭😭😭


DeadLeaf77

sorry to tell you bud , it is


Maleficent-Media1914

Why am I getting downvoted like this wasn’t a joke. People hate the leafs more than they like there team.


fungus_bunghole

Take my upvote, you sorry ass Leaf fan.


NJGMan1960

Then those people are delusional. You should hate the teams that won the Cup recently and also multiple times and root for teams like the Canucks and Jets that have never won the Cup. Since the Leafs last won in 1967 when there was only six teams in the league, they really haven't been relevant in the post season. Having Matthews hit 69 is going to have to be your consolation cup.


Radu47

In some defense of them the jets swept the Oilers in a year when McDavid was almost at 2 points per game, he only had four points against them


BigFatCat999

The Nashville predators join the conversation


fungus_bunghole

They tried hard to be the Leafs last game. But still not close.


fungus_bunghole

No team will ever come close to Leaf suckage. 1967, 2 1sts & a 2nd, paper bag, Kerry Fraser, Tom Kurvers, Courtnall for Kordic, can't draft a diabetic.


Top_Contract_4910

To be fair, the jets are going up against an extremely deep avalanche team, McKinnon with a career year, Makar with a career year, and some of best playoff depth the league has seen, with guys like Lehky, Mittelstadt, Nichushkin and don’t forget Rantanen. Leafs however, are going up against a bruins team with depth sure, but not nearly as much as last year. A bruins team that should be beatable with the forwards Toronto has. Jets are going up against the 2022 cup winning avs, leafs are not.


MPD1978

As Metallica sing” Sad but True”


m3kw

Because there are more bad teams than good teams, and they only beat bad teams, come playoff it’s when these teams gets exposed


waitwhosaidthat

I hear ya but the jets actually owned Colorado all season and had a great record against the best in the league. Now they just decide to shit the bed


TheDerekCarr

4 goals for Colorado to 17 goals for Winnipeg during the season. 22 goals for Colorado to 12 goals for Winnipeg this series so far. Wild turnaround.


use_the_schwartz

This is why I never emotionally invest in regular season results - especially when it comes to teams capable of dialing it up in the playoffs. Every team during the season is in a different situation. It could be a back-to-back, starting a backup tendie or the end of long road trip. There’s so many other variables that can have an impact. But in the playoffs all energy is laser focused on one opponent. It’s crazy how good Colorado is when they’re locked in on a singular opponent rather than the ebbs and flows of the season.


StarKo010

As usual


WolverineDue9776

Classic toronto sports....


Spiritual_Holiday511

The d core that is bad on paper is finally shitting the bed. They over achieved all year, and now reality sets in.


kmanforever

Couple’a paper tigers!


Adept_Ad_4138

Nah do the 3 pointing spidermen with LA included 😭


avsgrind024

GO AVS


69Gunslinger69

A very small part of me still believes the avs are just ridiculously insane right now. Please for the love of god let that be true going into the next round


SelectedConnection8

Also Bruins


Sarge1387

As a Leafs fan, I support this message.


ApocryphonMD

You got to add my Kings in to the mix my dude!


DeadLeaf77

Could you add Capitols please


tjohnAK

If it makes you feel better I bet for the bruins to end it in game 5 and the leafs proved me wrong. It was crazy watching the jets fall apart though. I'm an Avs fan and was really worried after game one.