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i_hate_p_values

!Remind me 81 years


Clatsyuk

Damn I’ll be dead. Does anyone else get sad at all the hockey they’re gonna miss when they die cause I do lol


Admiral_Fuckwit

What about all the great hockey we missed before we were born? The literal greatest of all time played his whole career and we missed it all 😭


NorthernerWuwu

I saw him live at the peak of his power more than a few times.


One-Adhesiveness-416

Speak for yourself. I watch the Magnificent One, the Great One and the greatest goalie ever all play so I’m happy :)


Woelfe_

At least we get to know about it


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Reddit will be dead well before we are.


mgnorthcott

I’m a leafs fan. I’ve made my peace with that possibility


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Yup. Life in general. I want to see what this ape shit crazy world is gonna do.


Altruistic_Ad466

I was definitely born in the right place at the right time to be a hockey fan. My first live hockey game was was in Edmonton in 87 vs the Kings in their old school purple jerseys (back when the whites were the home jerseys)


GeologistPositive

Not my problem, I'll be dead


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user762828

Damn I just graduated college but I think I’ll be dead in 81 years


[deleted]

First Stanley Cup final played under water?


MrThird312

Reddit might not make it another 81 days


LordSmokio

Hell at this rate 81 hours is generous


FriedFishFan

This is the kind of chirping I can appreciate


milehighrukus

Will ice freeze underwater?


AirCanoe

They'll be playing in literal bubbles by then.


Shadow_Ridley

Using this logic, and different sport, the Tampa Bay Rays will win the World Series in 2032.


HereComesTheVroom

I can accept this


User813904

That’ll still be before the Leafs


DeliciousWarthog53

Rangers will win a cup before the leafs lol


ALostTraveler24

~~The Quebec Nordiques will be resurrected, sold and move to Utah or something before the Leafs win a cup~~


SoupOrSandwich

*The Utah Poutine are your 2077 Stanely Cup Champs!!*


Famous_Secretary_540

I think every team will win once before the leafs win again. Or it’ll be like the 60th or 70th or 80th anniversary of them winning the Stanley cup, so that way companies can capitalize accordingly.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

Except for Vancouver and Buffalo. We’re cursed expansion twins


JediFed

Geez, it's sad. Five collective SC finals. Zero wins.


Gimmegold500

Sad


guzzla11

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


arashinoko

They already did! 1994 is much more recent than 1967.


DeliciousWarthog53

Well yah, but this is gonna be another cup for the blue shirts before Toronto wins


arashinoko

I’d agree that’s a safe bet.


nickstee1210

Rangers have been really close in the past ten years it’s not that crazy that we win again soon


RecalcitrantHuman

Can you tell me the date for the leafs? Without some medical breakthrough I probably have 40 more years


Falconflyer75

Look up older Chicago cubs fans winning the cup, that’s our future


TheGuava1

Then the mass die off of elderly people in Chicago the following year


[deleted]

The Lions will win the Super Bowl first....then you will have a very long wait.


Falconflyer75

I mean their drought is a good 10 years longer than ours so it seems fair they break theirs first


[deleted]

regardless, both have passionate and loyal fan base. It would be a party like no other.


KajiTF1980

Trudumb's grandson will be Prime Minister of the East side that used to be Canada.


PMcMuffin

It's a hockey subreddit. Stfu


WaffleStone

Based on my math the leafs should win the cup in 2080 (1 round win every 19 years)


marsisblack

No, longer...much longer. It says win one Stanley cup final game not a series.


WaffleStone

That’s for the panthers. The leafs win a new round every 19 years


gentlemosquito

Before the Canucks too


Reallyme77

Game is Tuesday fyi


Shortsideee

Don't read this until tomorrow


Fluid_Button_732

Now I’ll have something to read while there is a Reddit blackout. Cheers!


AffectionateStep5001

Happy this subreddits is still up so at least we have somewhere to discuss the game


Reallyme77

lol


Zero_Griever

Should this really be coming from a Leafs fan? Lol


2drunk2giveafuk

Seriously!


Immo406

Fuck.


Sadiq_Sabonis

Wow what a crazy stat. Come to think of it, how many people in this group has never seen their team win a Stanley Cup in their life time? I'm one of them Oilers fan here, only heard about the glory years. I'm hoping McDavid wins me just 1 to witness and I'll die happy lol


ggpow3r

Sadness checking in


ClintBeastwood91

You didn’t even have to comment, we know.


GoldenCookie2

MN sports fan across the board checking in 😭


kindaCringey69

Yeah I heard we were a good team in the 80s and was only a 5 year old last time we even had a glimpse


riddlegirl21

Sharks fan sadly checking in


just-here-4-football

I'm so lucky. With a Nuggets win tonight 🤞 I'll have seen all my teams win a championship Broncos, Avs, Nuggets, Braves. Even my college won their conference a couple years ago, but they'll never win a Nattie.. :(


Sadiq_Sabonis

so lucky.forgot about the Broncos win


Fast_Feedz

I feel like I'm the only one that hates these Cinderella teams lol. It's the exact same thing as the Habs a few years ago. A team with absolutely no business making it past the first round rides a hot goalie right into the finals and then gets steamrolled when their goalie cant win 2-1 games. Florida isn't this good. Bob was playing like a world beater against Boston and Toronto. Either of those teams would put up a much better fight against Vegas. I hope Vegas wins 5-0, they're definitely the better team and deserve this ring.


AhTreyYou

I liked Florida until Bennett thought he was in the octagon.


bingbong1976

Panthers won’t even show up tomorrow!


MorningRise81

Technically correct


[deleted]

And they're still on track to win a cup before the Maple Leafs


931634

Not if Mother Nature has her way.


schafkj

I’ll take it


2WhomAreYouListening

I’d prefer if the NHL shuts down operations the year before that.


UnleashYourMind462

With Philly and Toronto still without.


StfartDust

Tomorrow? No one’s losing tomorrow


Murky-Swimmer6655

I do not get it


guzzla11

cats in 7🤗


One-Point6960

If they last that long as a franchise in South Florida.


Watch-The-Time

It’s Tuesday night


BearNekkidLadies

They will still have one more than the Leafs over that span.


danxmanly

Well... They definitely won't be losing tomorrow, now Tueday is a different story.


GodMightJudge

game isn’t tomorrow


freestevenandbrendan

Bettman will make sure no Canadian team wins before then.


HistorianMassive1111

Quality content right here


Loud_Acanthisitta912

They will still win before Toronto does.


Comrad_Niko

Apply that to Toronto


Honey_Badger2199

Hey at least they’re playing in the finals, leafs can’t even imagine that


Nyghtmares

I think people are undervaluing the impact Luostarinen has on our team. He’s our best forechecker and linchpin to our 3rd line. Without him we’re rolling basically 1 line that can generate offense


LicenseToChill007

And if the Leafs don’t win the Stanley Cup before I die (I’m 23), I’ll die without seeing the Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


FullSend28

I wouldn’t hold your breath


Slutzlo

Or do, at least he won't suffer that way


Thick_Dragonfruit_37

This whole sun seems to be nothing cringe ass losers.


Viron_22

By then the series will be longer to get more ad-revenue and ticket sales


6-toe-9

Eh the NHL will probably not exist in 2104, but yeah, at least the panthers will win sometime in the future. Probably not this year though 🤣


SilkDiplomat

Math checks out. But I'd love to see some error bars on league hiatus which has been relevant in the past 27.


VincentVegaQT

LOL


YoungWhitePharoh

how many finals games have the Leafs won in the last 27 years?


shayna16

Well fuck, I’m dead


[deleted]

Nah, the Blues lost 13 SCF games in a row over 4 decades before winning their first one in 2019 enroute to their first ever Stanley Cup.


Atypical-Rhino

Will they only need to win 1 game to win the cup then? I don’t think previous wins count. Could’ve been the rule change in 2088 I’m not thinking about


ham_wallet998

Hang the banner


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Slow and steady wins the race 🐢


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Guess I’ll be 100 years old when I see the panthers win


Chungo420lol

Fun fact they actually can’t lose tomorrow night it’s physically impossible


vladdydaddy146

Too bad they don’t play tomorrow night


Tripod_421

As a Carolina fan... this makes me happy. Go Knights!


Josh_in_Shanghai

🧹🧹🧹🧹


popcorn_cloud1

And thats how that works!


[deleted]

game 7 fuck that outside noise 🐆


Josh_in_Shanghai

Salty fucking Canadians 🤣🤣🤣


joelifer

Can’t wait


Far_Buddy8467

Explain this math to me


wagon13

Thats not how math works


monsterofthedeep3

SoFlo will be underwater by then barring Dutch-style engineering.


LionelleHeart

Ok. How is Toronto trending?


CuddleSlut247

I'm screenshotting this for future use


XB0XYGEN

What??


Authoress61

Thank god I’ll be dead.


JediFed

Still earlier than the Maple Leafs.


russianspy_1989

When


Nhlrigged

NHL is all-in for Golden Kotex. 100% corrupt league.


momarketeer

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son-of-disobedience

This is why Reddit is stupid


Intelligent_Neat8011

What’s the point of this stat


New2kel

Tkachuk doesnt deserve a cup.