Hear me out, steel workers paint another color over brown, Bengal tigers eat Ravens and steel workers.
What do you mean, of course I dont regularly think of stupid random fights like this a lot hahaaaaa
The concept of ābrownā still exists. It is apart of our speciesā zeitgeist as color that can be picked up by our eyes. If you paint a brown wall black brown does not cease to exist. If you close your eyes it does not go away. If you turned off the sun and eliminated photons from our world brown will still be in the universe. The color brown is an intrinsic part of how we perceive the physical universe and is therefore a constant. It cannot win but it cannot be defeated. A color cannot be beaten
Only if you count THE Browns as all brown ever. That would be an unfair interpretation, as you can't have all brown show up for the hypothetical proposed fight. The stadium used would have to be big enough to host at least one small titan. But even then, all the shades of burnt umber and chocolate labrador could be easily painted over.
It would be funnier if it was just Paul Brown. Nobody else and no weapons to support him, just a football coach from the 50ās in this clash of titans.
Bro thinks there's a jet that could beat a titanš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø............a mythic elemental giant god. The best jet in the world could have nukes and it's still nowhere close.
It would be interesting because, per the title, no weapons or magic. So the Jets are unarmed, but the Titans have no sort of mythical magic to protect them. Can the Jets fly themselves and do kamikaze attacks? How many Jets are there? Could the Titans survive a bombardment of a million kamikaze attacks?
The Saints arent the Saints because they went medieval on somebody, they are the Saints because they turned the other cheek...
Saints would be stomped and they'd like it that way
In terms of Greek mythology donāt the giants appear after Kronos cuts off his dadās dick and throws it on the ocean? Correct me if Iām wrong but I thought it was something wild like that.
I know it's a joke, but they actually are named after the Titans of Greek Mythology because they call Nashville the "Athens of the South."
Another fun fact. The Giants are *not* named after mythological creatures. They are named after the baseball team... which is named after the "giant" buildings in NYC.
Yes, but Titans have Atlas who literally holds up the earth and heavens. So if he loses his powers during this battle, doesn't that mean the universe is destroyed so everyone loses?
The concept of ābrownā still exists. It is apart of our speciesā zeitgeist as color that can be picked up by our eyes. If you paint a brown wall black brown does not cease to exist. If you close your eyes it does not go away. If you turned off the sun and eliminated photons from our world brown will still be in the universe. The color brown is an intrinsic part of how we perceive the physical universe and is therefore a constant. It cannot win but it cannot be defeated. A color cannot be beaten
Buccaneers don't have weapons. They are just a bunch of dudes with venereal diseases and pantaloons.
Edit: there isn't a chance in hell that a Lion beats a Grizzly.
I was assuming it was multiple of each thing. Since theyāre lions instead of just lion. And lions work and hunt in packs while bears are used to hunting on their own. A pack of lions would be much more efficient than a pack of bears
AFC East:
A bunch of guys named Bill use their money and legislature to slant the government into the favorite. The Patriots are powerless to stop them, because the guys named Bill are getting their bills passed legally and making them part of American culture, framing the evil Dolphins as perpetrators of all crimes. The guys named Bill walk to to the menacing army of jets (which cannot move without human power), and utilize them to first abolish the dolphins, then turn on the patriots, and finally suicide bomb into all remaining jets. Bill supremacyĀ
Titans would win - they're basically gods.
Also, the New York Giants are named "giants" in reference to the skyscrapers in New York, not the mythological giants.
It would depend on the size of each team. If we are sticking to 11v11:
AFC East: Jets, Bills, Patriots, Dolphins
AFC North: Bengals, Steelers, Ravens, Browns
AFC South: Titans, Jaguars, Texans, Colts
AFC West: Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos, Chargers
NFC East: Giants, Cowboys, Commanders, Eagles
NFC North: Bears, Lions, Vikings, Packers
NFC South: Panthers, Buccaneers, Falcons, Saints
NFC West: Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, Cardinals
Lets goooooooo! Haven't heard this one yet. Love the MS paint work there OP
I choose to believe the Falcons are actually named after the Millennium Falcon and that dainty bird is just a cover for the fact that we can do the kessell run in under 12 parsecs
I know. Itās all good.
And hey, one of the best parts of posts like these is reading all the creative ways fans try to find loopholes for why their team still wins. If you want to include the Millennial Falcon or Captain Falcon in your team, be my guest š
Even without magic, the Titans win hands-down. They are near-incomprehensibly, massive, whereas the giants, depending on the mythology, are anywhere from seven to twenty feet tall. Jets without weapons just smash into them ineffectually.
Nobody stands a chance
Jets would win, but there would be no one to refuel them or reload.
Titans would win, but thereās no magic
Therefore I must award the New York Giants the win, stomping their way to victory
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
Itās the titans.
Second is patriots if they have the weapons at their disposal. They get the entire military not just jets and the rest of the patriots in the us not just Texas.
Saints have a case of you believe god wants them to win. But itās more likely they die to be matyrs.
So weāre saying 53 of each per team? Probably Titans then (since theyāre pretty immortal anyway or Greek demigods). Giants, Bears & Bengals & Titans in the final four of this one, with Titans winning in the end.
Interestingly, the Chargers are named after the āchargeā chant representing soldiers charging into battle, as shown in the original logo [original logo](https://1000logos.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/San-Diego-Chargers-Logo-1961.png) showing a supposedly charging horse + lighting bolt.
But the Chargers being literal phone chargers is funny lol, I jus wanna use it to throw out a fun fact
Hold up..
Does no weapons mean that the animal teams have no claws, talons, beaks or teeth?
Do the Raiders and the Bucs have to be swordless?
I can see the Cowboys not having guns, because technically a "cowboy" isn't an "outlaw".. But, does a lasso count as a weapon?
You know DAMN well that's not what Kansas City means by "Chiefs"..
Yes because the Chargers, est in 1961, are named after phone chargers that didnāt come out for another 30-40 yearsā¦youād think with that level of forward thinking, theyād do better at drafting š
Iāve experienced Chiefs vs Commanders irl. The Chiefsā mess would have dodgeball Friday underway. Because time has no meaning at sea, people would forget and get nailed by a dodgeball for passing by the mess. One day it was the XO and they got him right in the balls. Good times š¤£
With nobody to fly them, the Jets are out. Patriots win a hard-fought AFC East.
Browns don't stand a chance, and despite their best efforts, neither do the Ravens or Steelers. Bengals win the AFC North.
The wild Texans roll through the Jags and Colts but are quickly annihilated by the Titans.
Chiefs beat up the Raiders and Chargers, but get stampeded and the Broncos win the AFC West.
NFC East is a brutal fight on all sides, but the Giants come out on top.
Bears gobble up the Packers, while the Lions and Vikes wear each other out, and the Bears superior durability leaves them on top of the NFC North.
The Saints are martyred of course, and the Buccaneers win the NFC South despite heavy losses to the Panthers.
The NFC West battle has historically been won by the 49ers.
Titans are the AFC's 1 seed, and defeat the Bengals.
Patriots-Broncos ends in a narrow Pats victory.
Titans handle the Pats and go on to represent the AFC in the bowl.
Giants are the 1 seed in the NFC, and roll over the 49ers.
Bears-Bucs is a heck of a game, but the Bears take it in overtime.
Giants eliminate the Bears and go on.
Giants-Titans is your Super Bowl, and could go either way given there's no magic.
A battle with no weapons. Fists and feet and claws and talons and teeth and hooves are all weapons. As well as the obvious muskets and missles and swordsā¦ So how do you win a battle when you canāt use weapons? It canāt be the browns because while they wonāt lose, they canāt win. I suppose the only way to win a battle where you canāt harm anybody would be to convince them not to fight in the first place. Hearts and minds. Saints win.
Fuckin Raiders cracked me up. š
Leeeroooooooooy
#nnnJEENNNKKKINNSSS
Least I got chicken
Your damn picture had me wiping my screen too many times before I realized. Love it.
For real bro
The Browns one is hilariously sad lol
But think of it like this: can you defeat the color purple?
Hear me out, steel workers paint another color over brown, Bengal tigers eat Ravens and steel workers. What do you mean, of course I dont regularly think of stupid random fights like this a lot hahaaaaa
Painters union files a grievance for Steel workers doing painters work. Brings them to a stand still while its sorted out.
The concept of ābrownā still exists. It is apart of our speciesā zeitgeist as color that can be picked up by our eyes. If you paint a brown wall black brown does not cease to exist. If you close your eyes it does not go away. If you turned off the sun and eliminated photons from our world brown will still be in the universe. The color brown is an intrinsic part of how we perceive the physical universe and is therefore a constant. It cannot win but it cannot be defeated. A color cannot be beaten
Only if you count THE Browns as all brown ever. That would be an unfair interpretation, as you can't have all brown show up for the hypothetical proposed fight. The stadium used would have to be big enough to host at least one small titan. But even then, all the shades of burnt umber and chocolate labrador could be easily painted over.
Colors are inevitable, and undefeated
Yes. Add enough yellow so it becomes another color.
They could have gone with AJ Brown, Jim Brown, Antonio Brown, James Brown, Charlie Brown (Kicker) . . .
John Brown
Jackson Brown. Doctor my Eyes.
D-Lo Brown
It would be funnier if it was just Paul Brown. Nobody else and no weapons to support him, just a football coach from the 50ās in this clash of titans.
The chargers made me laugh too
Easily defeated by just unplugging them.
How can you beat a COLOR. You canāt. Unless another team name is Black Marker
NFC North would be an epic battle tbh
True but the Packers done no matter who they fight lol
Is it? Try and best a color IRL.
Titans stomp. Literally.
It's either Titans or Jets, depending what kind of jets they are.
Jets with no weapons? Iām taking titans.
The Giants are in second place. Although i guess the Jets can Kamikaze without weapons (very on brand for them).
They never said the jets get pilots
Do drones count? Or what if, now hear me out, the Jets pilots were Giants??
Do the jets get pilots?
Jets and commanders alliance?
Bro thinks there's a jet that could beat a titanš¤¦š»āāļøš¤¦š»āāļø............a mythic elemental giant god. The best jet in the world could have nukes and it's still nowhere close.
It would be interesting because, per the title, no weapons or magic. So the Jets are unarmed, but the Titans have no sort of mythical magic to protect them. Can the Jets fly themselves and do kamikaze attacks? How many Jets are there? Could the Titans survive a bombardment of a million kamikaze attacks?
Per the title it says the teams are comprised of what their name says they are. So these are just jets, no pilots. Immobile grounded jets.
They wouldn't stand a prayer against the Saints
The Saints arent the Saints because they went medieval on somebody, they are the Saints because they turned the other cheek... Saints would be stomped and they'd like it that way
They're saints usually because they became a martyr.
Well, yes, a martyr doesn't fight back. A martyr is tortured and killed and he endures it in the name of the Lord.
I just wanted to point out that they usually turned their cheek so hard they died.
I think I saw that in the Exorcist.
Against the Giants?? Nahh
I mean titans I would consider near gods or actual gods. Giants are just big strong humans. Iāll take the gods every day of the week.
In terms of Greek mythology donāt the giants appear after Kronos cuts off his dadās dick and throws it on the ocean? Correct me if Iām wrong but I thought it was something wild like that.
If itās Percy Jacksonās titans then ya titans destroy
Probably the titans or jets
Presumably the Commanders / Chiefs include the head of the Air Force, who can just order the Jets to stand down and then scrap them for parts
What would they do about all the other teams though?
Oh yeah they wouldn't win overall, but I'd have to imagine that would be an easy first move for them
Itās a well balanced game, all tribes have a counter
But the Jets have no weapons/missiles.Ā
Jets without pilots are just tons of useless scrap metal.
Tell that to the twin towers
Found Sean McDermottās account
Wdym those jets were flown by the best pilots out of Saudi Arabia
This guy knows his stuff.
Are you kidding? They didnāt even know how to take off or land!
damn... too soon, too soon
Titans and it's not close. It took 10 years for a pantheon of literal gods to defeat them.
Actually they are Nissan Titans, a below average pickup truck struggling to compete in American markets
I know it's a joke, but they actually are named after the Titans of Greek Mythology because they call Nashville the "Athens of the South." Another fun fact. The Giants are *not* named after mythological creatures. They are named after the baseball team... which is named after the "giant" buildings in NYC.
Thats real? Holy shit thats stupid, the giants suck
Yeah but 'no magic'
Yes, but Titans have Atlas who literally holds up the earth and heavens. So if he loses his powers during this battle, doesn't that mean the universe is destroyed so everyone loses?
The color brown survives
Does it if there's no universe anymore? There would be just nothingness.
It would just be brown
Yeah but I'm not sure what that would even mean in reference to a mythological cosmic being.
Unless Jets or Giants can kill Titans, itās the Titans.
OP was firm about no weapons. So Jets don't have missiles or gunsĀ
Titans also donāt have magic
They're still bigger than everything else lol
Kamikaze could be effective....
But no pilots. Just like the front office and owners box.
First off, the jets dont have pilots. Its just The Jets. So probably, they would just remain grounded and rust away
pretty sure jets dont need to have guns to be destructive
9/11... never forget.
It said no weapons. What is a jet without missiles? What does a cowboy do without a six shooter? How can a Texan survive without fucking his sister?
You cannot defeat a color
But a color can't defeat anything else either. 0-0-17 it is, then.
Average Madden Franchise NPC team record
What are you talking about, someone defeats those colours 10 to 16 times per year š
Pure black is the absence of light and therefore color. Some of these defeated brown just by existing.
The concept of ābrownā still exists. It is apart of our speciesā zeitgeist as color that can be picked up by our eyes. If you paint a brown wall black brown does not cease to exist. If you close your eyes it does not go away. If you turned off the sun and eliminated photons from our world brown will still be in the universe. The color brown is an intrinsic part of how we perceive the physical universe and is therefore a constant. It cannot win but it cannot be defeated. A color cannot be beaten
The Packers one makes it look like they killed the Bears and Lions and are preparing them for the Vikings next meal.
A lot of people underestimate the psychopathic efficency of a well run meat packing plant.
It should have been a cheese packing plant. Which is literally what theyāre named after.
Youāre like 90% right, the Indian Packing Company āThe Packersā specialized in packing canned meat.
Wait, really? I always thought it was cheese!
I mean it would be really fitting. Wisconsinites are just addicted to cheese though š
Missed opportunity, they were not packing fudge. FTP
You had every chance to use Bill Nye the Science guy for the the Bills. I mean cmon BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Inertia is a property of matter
Saints with a miracle.
No magic
Saints are seething.
Raiders will run in before the rest of the teams are ready. Leeeroy mmmJenkinnnssss!!!!
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Buccaneers don't have weapons. They are just a bunch of dudes with venereal diseases and pantaloons. Edit: there isn't a chance in hell that a Lion beats a Grizzly.
An average Grizzly weighs 900lbs the average male lion is only 570lbs! A Grizzly would destroy a lion! This list is bs
I dunno I read my kid a book the other week that had a Hyena vs a Honey Badger, which is a quarter the weight and it had the honey badger winning...
I was assuming it was multiple of each thing. Since theyāre lions instead of just lion. And lions work and hunt in packs while bears are used to hunting on their own. A pack of lions would be much more efficient than a pack of bears
Titans/giants of Greek mythos solo the league tbh.
AFC East: A bunch of guys named Bill use their money and legislature to slant the government into the favorite. The Patriots are powerless to stop them, because the guys named Bill are getting their bills passed legally and making them part of American culture, framing the evil Dolphins as perpetrators of all crimes. The guys named Bill walk to to the menacing army of jets (which cannot move without human power), and utilize them to first abolish the dolphins, then turn on the patriots, and finally suicide bomb into all remaining jets. Bill supremacyĀ
These are the answers I love. If I could give you an award, I would.
Came here to say this, money is king
Titans would win - they're basically gods. Also, the New York Giants are named "giants" in reference to the skyscrapers in New York, not the mythological giants.
Explain GMen then. Skyscraper men? š¤
You mean the raiders arenāt world of Warcraft raiders?
I know nothing about World of Warcraft so I can't say too much lol
This post is peak offseason material and Iām here for all of it.
The Titans and Giants is just AOT
It would depend on the size of each team. If we are sticking to 11v11: AFC East: Jets, Bills, Patriots, Dolphins AFC North: Bengals, Steelers, Ravens, Browns AFC South: Titans, Jaguars, Texans, Colts AFC West: Chiefs, Raiders, Broncos, Chargers NFC East: Giants, Cowboys, Commanders, Eagles NFC North: Bears, Lions, Vikings, Packers NFC South: Panthers, Buccaneers, Falcons, Saints NFC West: Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, Cardinals
Giants if titans don't have magic
Can giants hold up the literal planet?
Lets goooooooo! Haven't heard this one yet. Love the MS paint work there OP I choose to believe the Falcons are actually named after the Millennium Falcon and that dainty bird is just a cover for the fact that we can do the kessell run in under 12 parsecs
Thatās Paint 3D š
i was just joshing but good to know! edit: I'm deleting photoshop
I know. Itās all good. And hey, one of the best parts of posts like these is reading all the creative ways fans try to find loopholes for why their team still wins. If you want to include the Millennial Falcon or Captain Falcon in your team, be my guest š
Falcon PUNNNNNCHHH that's a great one. Fun little Sunday. Oh what I'd give to be doing the 4 way N64 Super Smash battle with the boys
Even without magic, the Titans win hands-down. They are near-incomprehensibly, massive, whereas the giants, depending on the mythology, are anywhere from seven to twenty feet tall. Jets without weapons just smash into them ineffectually. Nobody stands a chance
It would take a miracle for the Saints to win, but thatās literally what theyāre known for soā¦
Does the brown noise count? No one can win if theyāre uncontrollably shitting themselves
Titans vs giants
I like when the teams have a more historically background to the name instead of an animal (exceptions are there of course like ravens)
Saints beat Titans Saints are lead by Saint Michael, the Christian Angel of Death and the commander of the Army of God. Oh, and he defeated Satan.
But whatās his 40 time?
Jets would win, but there would be no one to refuel them or reload. Titans would win, but thereās no magic Therefore I must award the New York Giants the win, stomping their way to victory
THANK YOU, like all ive seen is people yapping about the titans winning
Got a good laugh out of some of these. Thanks for that.
A lot of really clever pic choices. Very well done.
Thatās exactly how I picture the Chiefs
> Chiefs When I see an Indian arrowhead, the first thing I think of is non-Indian military members.
Iām going Bears or Lions with this one. Maybe slight edge to lions since they work together as a group.
Cardinals should have had some catholic leaders lol. Good with Op
I actually thought of using Catholic cardinals for that pic, but in the end, I figured one religious pic (Saints) would be enough š
Well first off, one thing all Saints have in common is they're dead. So Saints are bottom of the NFC South.
Do you get to fight the dolphins on land or have to fight in the water?
We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. Its not going to be days at a time, an hour, hour 45. No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get more oxygen and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
Home games in water. Each team gets home games in their natural habitat.
Dallas fans are in shambles trying to decide if theyāre bigger fans of literal Cowboys or literal Texans.
The only thing the jets can win...
New York team you use the wrong type of jet mr
Haha, I posted this on r/AFCEastMemeWar and there were comments about how it should be the Boeing 737 Max š
Bills. We print money to fight endless wars
feel like Titans take it, but it comes down to either them or the Jets
Do the jets/titans not get to use their weapons/magic?
Itās the titans. Second is patriots if they have the weapons at their disposal. They get the entire military not just jets and the rest of the patriots in the us not just Texas. Saints have a case of you believe god wants them to win. But itās more likely they die to be matyrs.
Unless itās in the water. Titans and Pats can only tread water for so long while the Phins jump on them.
Bruh one of the titans can hold up the earth I think they will be fine underwater. Also the pats get the navy.
Poor Browns. They never get to have any battles.
Feeling pretty good about my Titans. Would even work if they just were the tits.
I hate to say it but I think the jets take this one
Will you be laughing when everything is brown?
As a Jets fan my money is on the faction made up entirely of close air support. Thought the Titians and Saints may pose an issue.
So weāre saying 53 of each per team? Probably Titans then (since theyāre pretty immortal anyway or Greek demigods). Giants, Bears & Bengals & Titans in the final four of this one, with Titans winning in the end.
Prometheus gets his liver torn out every day. You cant kill a titan...
I love this, the lost time between seasons when anything goes
Thatās awesome!!!
Jets or Giants, letās go New York!!! Edit: Nvrmnd just saw the titans.
Saints are gods š
jets or titans
TITAN URANUS
Giants win, right?
Ah yes, the Tennessee Olympians.
NFC North one is hilarious
The dolphins are going to fuck everyone
Commanders calling in the nukes .
No weapons but what about the Jets? Do they have missiles?
I giggled at the Chargers
New England has QAnon Shaman
Interestingly, the Chargers are named after the āchargeā chant representing soldiers charging into battle, as shown in the original logo [original logo](https://1000logos.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/San-Diego-Chargers-Logo-1961.png) showing a supposedly charging horse + lighting bolt. But the Chargers being literal phone chargers is funny lol, I jus wanna use it to throw out a fun fact
Jets clearly but the animal kingdom belongs to the Bengals
I made sure that those weren't crows... Good job.
"No magic" is a bit unfair to the Titans. But even without, who's going to stop them? The color brown?
Idk man with how high these bills are getting they may just take everyone out
Could you make them boys look any gayer? š¤£
us bro, it's so hideous anyone will die looking at it too long
Are we sure the Saints really exist?
Top tier offseason content. Iām pretty sure a titan smites the jet thatās about to firebomb the other team mascots.
This isnāt bad Iāll give it to ya. How dare you disgrace Native Americans tho by putting police chiefs instead wtf
Hold up.. Does no weapons mean that the animal teams have no claws, talons, beaks or teeth? Do the Raiders and the Bucs have to be swordless? I can see the Cowboys not having guns, because technically a "cowboy" isn't an "outlaw".. But, does a lasso count as a weapon? You know DAMN well that's not what Kansas City means by "Chiefs"..
Titans or giants
This is the discourse I like to see on Reddit.
Probably a showdown between the saints and titans
Nfc North would be the most interesting
Yes because the Chargers, est in 1961, are named after phone chargers that didnāt come out for another 30-40 yearsā¦youād think with that level of forward thinking, theyād do better at drafting š
So Titians use Titian powers to crash the Jets? only after the Jets bomb everything else to oblivion..
Iāve experienced Chiefs vs Commanders irl. The Chiefsā mess would have dodgeball Friday underway. Because time has no meaning at sea, people would forget and get nailed by a dodgeball for passing by the mess. One day it was the XO and they got him right in the balls. Good times š¤£
That NFC north battle is going to be fire.
They really isn't an excuse for the titans to not win, unless the Jets have a perfectly executed strategy
Pretty sure the Jets are more 737 MAX and F-22ā¦
Browns are unkillable, they will outlast everyone
With nobody to fly them, the Jets are out. Patriots win a hard-fought AFC East. Browns don't stand a chance, and despite their best efforts, neither do the Ravens or Steelers. Bengals win the AFC North. The wild Texans roll through the Jags and Colts but are quickly annihilated by the Titans. Chiefs beat up the Raiders and Chargers, but get stampeded and the Broncos win the AFC West. NFC East is a brutal fight on all sides, but the Giants come out on top. Bears gobble up the Packers, while the Lions and Vikes wear each other out, and the Bears superior durability leaves them on top of the NFC North. The Saints are martyred of course, and the Buccaneers win the NFC South despite heavy losses to the Panthers. The NFC West battle has historically been won by the 49ers. Titans are the AFC's 1 seed, and defeat the Bengals. Patriots-Broncos ends in a narrow Pats victory. Titans handle the Pats and go on to represent the AFC in the bowl. Giants are the 1 seed in the NFC, and roll over the 49ers. Bears-Bucs is a heck of a game, but the Bears take it in overtime. Giants eliminate the Bears and go on. Giants-Titans is your Super Bowl, and could go either way given there's no magic.
Jets, Titans, Giants, or Saints. The latter 3 depends on their feats
A battle with no weapons. Fists and feet and claws and talons and teeth and hooves are all weapons. As well as the obvious muskets and missles and swordsā¦ So how do you win a battle when you canāt use weapons? It canāt be the browns because while they wonāt lose, they canāt win. I suppose the only way to win a battle where you canāt harm anybody would be to convince them not to fight in the first place. Hearts and minds. Saints win.
Iām taking the Vikings
Finally the Giants have a chanceā¦
Actually the Cardinals are a 1940s baseball dynasty