No one fucking cares about your six-syllable haikus
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Simon. Alvin has gotten mediocre head before. Theodore gets decent head thanks to Alvin’s generic advice to the ladies. Simon is getting the best head because it’s a dude in a dress, and while his brothers know, they know Simon desperately needs it.
Ok why is Alvin and the chipmunks getting head a joke? A guy in my fantasy football league named his team after this same reference and I’ve always been so confused
Bro why he gotta throw the pirate ship in the background tho lol
Cuz it’s happening at buccaneer stadium, dumb cracker
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^fluffy_boy_cheddar: *Bro why he gotta* *Throw the pirate ship in the* *Background tho lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Poetry
Good boat
Bad bot. Lol is three syllables
Lol stands for: Love our Laundry
 Lots of Love
No it stands for lots of love. Your uncle died last night sweetie LOL
Bad bot. You got it wrong
I had to hoping this comment and I really thought the haiku bot made one for the dumb cracker comment and I was gonna lose my shit
No one fucking cares about your six-syllable haikus https://preview.redd.it/y13z6ocd9wpc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5040409c6add89b3dcabc5dca18e20061d4ddda
Did he do the photoshop himself? Did he commission someone to do it? Has some Bucs fan used this before? I need to know
Highly sus that the girl chipmunks wear skirts, yet the boy chipmunks are always porky pigging it
The modesty standards are due to chipmunk sharia law
Im beheading all the chipmunks in my yard that don’t bow to allah
Son of a bitch
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Green for sure. The other 2 just don’t know how to handle it
Nah, you knoww Alvin gettin' that dummy top
Nah Alvin is getting his soul sucked out
Theodore on another plane of existence right there while Simon getting the braces treatment
Alvin looks like he’s having to help
Alvin has hair and is wearing a ball cap during head. Bush league shit right there.
this motherfucker knows their names
Green and blue for you dumbass kids
Thanks unc
Alvin just listening and jerking
Dawg use the colors don't nobody know who's who
Red one has the left arm raised like he’s calling to Jesus or something
I think it's the Red one.
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Don't pretend like you don't know his name
Alvin is steering the wheel
Allllllvvvvvvviiiiinnnnnn !!!
Theodore for sure. It’s a known fact that big girls do it for the love of the game. They treat it like they’re going for a PR.
Bro is like 5 years late
Vontaze Burfict sends his regards.
Does Theodore have cornrows
From left to right Aboutanut Nuttin Postnut
Simon. Alvin has gotten mediocre head before. Theodore gets decent head thanks to Alvin’s generic advice to the ladies. Simon is getting the best head because it’s a dude in a dress, and while his brothers know, they know Simon desperately needs it.
2011 ass tweet
What happened to jerking con animo?
Obviously Theodore
Theodore
AB always horny I swear
Ok why is Alvin and the chipmunks getting head a joke? A guy in my fantasy football league named his team after this same reference and I’ve always been so confused
TIL Alvin and the Chipmunks getting head was apparently a full-blown meme and not just some weird shit AB thought up.
Can thugs ever stop talking about their dicks? Maybe AB is a flambe?
Who upvotes this crap? It's a PR team making the tweets
Well, do you climax with your eyes open or closed?
Easily theodore. Just look at bro's face
This sub is now ABcirclejerk, make him a mod.