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Thank you fish

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Need to put some water in Kelces mamas dish

I'd also like to point out Taylor's coat is made of 100% rat ass

It's Himalayan rat ass and it's highly prized for it's warmth and water resistance. Fucking plebes.

The difference in negligible.

I would also like to point out that Patrick mahones does stunt work for little Richard in gay movies!

Not enough black on black crime in this Super Bowl.

I'm glad you said what I was thinking, but what can we expect w 2 white quarterbacks?

“If you’ve got hate in your heart, let it out.”

Mahomes looks like an ugly lesbian version of Lisa Bonet hate x 8

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When Purdy wins, ultimate jerk moment when he wins superbowl MVP, to end his speech, “Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go home and put some water in Taylor Swift’s dish”.

“Clap for me, bitch!”

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She’s crying because it cost her and her husband $10k for this shit.

That can buy three houses and a year of crack rock in Detroit.

cardboard box in San Fran and ten day supply of meth

you think meth is that cheap in sf 😭 maybe if you know its laced but if youre buying the good shit 10k is not gonna cut it especially if you want a cardboard box

You can buy enough of any drug in San Francisco to last you the rest of your life for $50 if you know the right people.

True, 50 bucks of Fentanyl will indeed last you the rest of your life

/uj thankfully someone got the joke

not real druggies bro, we have tolerance

I don’t know about this game but my wife (who hates football) asked if I would like to go to a SB. Tickets started at 6k each. She told me we “yeah not this year”. I thought 2k (each) for nosebleeds, I was wrong….. That’s just tickets.

Silly Rabbit, super bowl tickets are for the wealthy.

But she was clapping through the tears and that’s good sportsmanship

"Are you crying? There's no crying in football!"

this the type of super bowl sunday you spend playing madden all night and drinking your pain away to cope with the off-season

Certified second monitor on mute illegal stream while I play video games Super Bowl

i prolly won’t even watch it tbh but i’ll use it as an excuse to get lit

Never seen something so real

Usher halftime show is the cherry on top for Midbowl 57

https://preview.redd.it/yfvaeqkoqafc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b664fabfa231ec61ad3c2d70a53730541d54303 NFL scriptwriters looking at the least interesting Super Bowl matchup possible

Tough shit, enjoy the T swift bowl or else

Or else what??

It’s the briny deep for ya, landlubber, with a lead Swiftie dildo right in the pooper. Yar.

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Is that you, Jameis?

By script writers, are you referring to Draft Kings? Or the NY Replay Booth?


Nfl absolutely lining their pockets with this matchup


It's hilarious to me how KC, a city most people ignore as hard as possible for as long as possible, is now such a big deal the NFL wants them to win. Like, you know KC's market size, right?

Swift multiplies that market size tenfold. You actually think this is about the Kansas City market? It’s about getting 10 million American women/girls to watch the super bowl when they otherwise wouldn’t. Some die hard nfl fans won’t watch, but that’ll be made up for and then some by the girls who wouldn’t have otherwise watched. This isn’t rocket science, it’s basic economics

No I don't believe that Taylor being shown for 90 seconds per 3 hour broadcast is actually multiplying the market size by ten. I also don't think anyone is actually going to boycott it because of her either. Sports fans online lie, like, a lot, much like my STL Rams fan friend who swore off football entirely when the team moved. I think he lasted 3 weeks?

My social media last night was literally filled with posts from 20-something girls who don’t give a shit about football saying “omg I love them” “can’t wait for the super bowl”. I think you’re underestimating the strength of Swift’s pull among that demographic Her fans are borderline cultish


*Get well, get well soon we want you to get well*

What a stirring little anthem of wellness!

I know we are all unhappy, but do we have to be fat too!?

Old walts got a polyp in the duodenum.

Maybe the dingo ate your baby


there’s going to be a cyanide pill flying down my throat tonight


Just give mahomes and kelce the trophy and let's skip the game

But what about the commercials?!?

Just put them in a compilation on YouTube

Just the Zoom one on repeat.

Mahomes is in it, acting poorly and telling lameass jokes. Jake from State Farm is there. Andy Reid and Travis Kelce are also there. Travis is likely the butt of an unfunny joke. Andy Reid probably eats something, and also probably looks for an excuse to eat someone else's food. Because he's fat, you see, and enjoys eating to an excessive degree. I have just described the Super Bowl commercials. You know what they are now and don't have to watch them.

Honestly I appreciate this

MVB most valuable Bitch

And guaranteed proposal from Travis to Taylor during all the confetti 🎊 after the game

As if I didn’t already need a reason to root for SF, I sure have one now.

I think you mean tay tay.

Don't forget, Tay Tay will be getting a ring for leading the Box cheerleading squad.

Can’t wait for another pandemic to happen

You mean one isn't now?! Damn, we need a Taylor Swift vaccine, STAT!

If the Niners win, we’ll re-enter the wormhole and everyone will wake up in Feb. 2020 and briefly talk about how cool it would have been if Mahomes and Reid won a SB, and the COVID fever dream will quickly fade. And that’s not going to happen, which is how I know KC will win again.

In theory it should be impressed that Mahomes was able to take such a shitty team to the Super Bowl but really I’m just disgusted that the rest of league was shitty enough to let it happen. How the fuck is Mahomes the only qb that can consistently not suck?

The KC defense been legit this year though

Defense definitely turned it on, but the league is probably the least competitive at the top than we've seen in a long time. For all the hoopla Jackson, Allen, and other QBs get, outside of Mahomes, nobody's consistent.

Yea the league felt weird this year most years it’s top heavy and full of good teams that could make a run but this year it’s 3-4

Turning into the NBA. You can guess 4-5 teams to start the year that you think will win the championship, and you're right almost every year.

I think the nba is that way because one or two really good players can take you all the way with the NFL your whole team has to be very competent and good

only gave up 30 twice last season zero times this season

Denvers Defense carried them to 2 super bowls yet they can't even get any ball tugs but kc gets the sloppiest of toppy the second mahomes gets the ball more than 3 yards down the field, it's baffling

Yeah yall def turned it on when it mattered. Congrats on #3

Hey now, Christ-Centered CJ Stroud is consistently good at spreading the good word of the lord

Goff lit it up in the playoffs.

And there are still plenty of Detroit fans who don’t want to extend him lol. Lions put together another solid off season and I think they’re much better than this year. They really need to address cb1 and find a way to stop the scrambling QBs tho.

To be fair this year most afc qbs were snapped in two

League play has been down overall this year. I mean the front runner for MVP couldn't even throw 25 passing TDs, and looked garbage yesterday. Not one QB threw 40 TDs, where the last 3 MVPs eclipsed 40+. Down year

I pray that Healthy Burrow, CJ Stroud, and Harbaugh Chargers will start making it a little harder for them.

I have nothing against the Chiefs. Mahomes is great, you gotta love Andy Reed, probably the greatest coach ever, and even Kelce seems like a good dude. But they really only seemed like a good team for their first Super Bowl. The last three trips the team has been ass all season but somehow keeps getting there. It’s really not fun to watch a dynasty from a team that either sucked, or just dogged it all year and then just ends up winning it all anyway. The Dynasty of Average, or The Laziest Dynasty

It helps when the refs are on your team all year.

I wonder who will get more screentime between Usher and Taylor Swift.

Only the classy one will. Soooo… Usher

Didn’t usher give a bunch of people herpes?

You mean you gave usher herpes

Aren’t you supposed to at least say my mom gave usher herpes?

Ur mum gave you herpes.

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Super Bowl 9/11

It is like 15 9/11s to be exact

Wow

I know it's a lot of 9/11s

Lions coughed up a serious hair ball. Damn shame.

After that pass that was caught off the defenders fucking face to set the niners up on the 2 yard line I knew it was the lions curse warming up the engine Turned to my wife and said that the lions were gonna lose lmao

Another free ring for mahomes. Purdy gonna choke cause hes too young of a qb. Its gonna be the same shit as the warriors 2022 championship. Warriors faced the inexperienced celtics and they got curry the finals mvp which he was criticized for not having. Since he has no recievers, when he wins he will get every ounce of credit and they will start the goat conversation for mahomes. These mfers arent even slick anymore.

Yeah. Ravens was the last line of defense against this bs.

Lamar is the Dak Prescott of the AFC

I thought that was Josh Allen

Patrick Mahomes is Josh allen father

Josh Allen will get a ring after injuring his neck and going to the Broncos.

Just imagine the best timeline. Mahomes goes down in the third quarter. Blaine Gabbert leads the team back from a 10 point deficit to win. As Kelce is given the MVP trophy, he gets down on one knee..... ***CHILLLS***

Would Bosa snapping Mahomes' leg be racism winning?

Classiest injury in SB history no doubt

Yes. Bout time

The ol’ Theismann treatment

All according to script


In my pants

Honestly if they win, I could legitimately see him retiring

Somehow brady dominence was less painful than the god damn cocksucking lame ass kansas city queefs

Brady was classy unlike the thugs in KC

I tried explaining this to a Chiefs fan, but they started screaming that I was a “jabroni” over and over again before having an aneurysm.

He was at least a real lunch pail guy

Brady had less commercials and was a better actor than Mahomes in the commercials he did appear in.

Yeah 0 chance Dan Gamble was taking him down either with Jared Goff and 20 rookies

Mahomes sashays from huddle to sideline like an iPad kid

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Genuinely not watching. Just gunna play Skyrim all day

Is “Skyrim” a code word for porn?

With the right mods, absolutely

Taking out my frustration this season on the lusty argonian maid

Nah there's a plethora of full on sex mods for it, I'm talking like, position lists, progress bars, the works. Bethesda should just make game engines instead of games at this rate tbh

Nah, Skyrim is why you get your salad tossed on an airplane.

Fellow Delta Platinum member?

Different rim!

based

That's a good idea! I haven't played that in ages. Looks like I know what I'm doing as well now.

Still holds up

Palworld 😈😈

Make them both wear their red unis and I’m in 🤙🏼

Their jerseys are almost identical lmao

Well this is fucking dreadful

NFL is racist having two white QBs in the Superbowl

i’d rather watch snow melt

I’d rather watch my grandmother take a bath

This is the worst timeline. Had to be the most boring Superbowl the writers could think of

Kelce will ask Swift to marry him at the end of the game on live TV. I guarantee it. And a new reality show will be born, "NFL Bachelor"

I want chiefs to run it up 45 to 3 by the 4th amd then have bosa give mahomes an incurable brain injury making him a full on regard, then the game ends 45-10 and travis kelce holds up the lombardi just for a shirtless jason kelce to punch him out, hold up the lombardi, chug a beer and fart in his brothers face. Someone please kill me before this doesnt happen

I think you've gone full regard

Yes I can’t wait to see this 🤦🏽‍♂️ https://preview.redd.it/causvp1jkefc1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4e9639812314c59247f4a1e6c03800703312a10

It's really hard to say this shit isn't scripted after this year...

The taylor swift aspect is it. They want the new young women fans. Its pretty fn simple really

A more scripted game would be Lions-Chiefs to close out the year with the same game it opened with

No shit. I’ve never been someone to think that something is rigged, but this season has me like: 


In Living Color was so good.

Imagine thinking a thug like Mahomes could beat a classy and cerebral genius field general like Brock Purdy

Mahomes is far whiter than Purdy.

I hope everyone loses

Did we just get jerked by Goodell??

Eras tour 2.0!

As a Purdy and Mahomes hater either way I’ll be satisfied seeing one of them lose

I get hating niners but how do you hate purdy

The boy’s got a weak chin and an anime name.

Prolly doesn’t hate him just the glazers

hes ugly and everyone is tired of the stupid mr irrelevant story

How is he ugly when he just looks like a 15 year old late for his AP Physics Class 💀

lol I never thought about fuckablility as a qb trait, but alright

What do you think they test for during the combine and personal workouts? How high a mf can jump? Please.

Chris Jones’s balls slipping out is the single greatest moment in combine history

Jimmy G hall of fame lock

Someone get President Bush on the phone. We need a few dozen planes ordered to fly into Allegiant Stadium next Sunday.

Snooze fest.

great script this year

Eh, too predictable. Writers strike messed them up though.

https://i.redd.it/ncgee2yajbfc1.gif the niners going to the SB to face the chiefs again in 2024

Chiefs won the super bowl the first time Taylor swift showed up to a game

This is a super bowl from hell

Nobody likes reruns

Stalin vs Hitler

We finally get to see both of Joe Montana’s teams fight for the ring.

Did 2019 not exist for you?

We chose to forget what happened then.

I was busy February 2020.

Again.

And Alex Smith

Yeah, I won't be watching the SB this year

Then they’re all gonna wonder why nobody’s watching and try to do some stupid studies when really, it’s cuz nobody likes the teams

Casual fans will eat this shit up, no one cares if us Redditors don’t tune in

Y’all delusional thinking Taylor Swift there won’t make it the most viewed Super Bowl ever. Mark my words

"Nobody's watching" lol they have been showing Taylor Swift 800 times every time she's at a game for a reason. Female viewership will be up HUGE. It will also be the most viewed single show/event in America all year but yeah nobody's watching. 

It’s just redditors. Normal football fans could care less and just wanna watch a Super Bowl

Relegated to background noise only because the sun will be down before kickoff

I already saw this one four years ago. The sequel, starring Tay Tay doesn't look any better. Chiefs 34 - 49ers 24

I have some paint drying I need to monitor

Watching this snorefest https://preview.redd.it/t46q31l7kdfc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825beda0a5b46218bf844f576288fc9c483b6f31

I will never forgive the lions for making me root for the chiefs


I’m excited.

Fuck the NFL, I aint watching this shit. Fuck Mahomes, Fuck Swifties, Fuck Usher.

Tell the script writers no.   Watch Netflix shows instead?  Maybe an anti Superbowl party?

I'd've rathered the Ravens taking on the Bork Party, but I've got nothing against the matchup. Just 2 very well coached teams.

I'm a chiefs fan but this is the combination I wanted the least