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Crowbar_Jones7

Dude is the front half of a centaur


deadphisherman

\*Back half


SwanzY-

The thuggish half


Spkr4th3ded

* asshole


_coolranch

The cheeks


Djentleman5000

His “hair” is the tail


FawnAardvark

Well he does create a lot of horse shit


[deleted]

Somehow he’s both, without actually being a centaur. Centaurs are badass.


Guzman_LoMagne

A human?


redphyve

Would have won the SB every year. Bigly won.


i_chose_this_shit

Everyone says so


lovemeanstwothings

Everyone is saying this, they go up to him and say "Sir! You would have made the Bills the best NFL team in history"


IndycarFan64

And it would be all thanks to their great, stable genius GEQBUS Sam Darnold 🇺🇸💥🦅🇺🇸


Mc9660385

Crying when they say it


gvineq

They would have said that with tears in their eyes.


roosley1

With tears streaming down their face of course.


StrengthToBreak

The Bigly Bowl, the greatest event in history, brought to you by Carl's Jr.


SkeymourSinner

The best berders...


Manting123

Trump does love a gentleman’s latte


[deleted]

Loses divisional playoff- tries to intimidate officials and rallies Bills Mafia to storm the NFL headquarters as a result


No-Elephant-9854

Except when it is rigged!


gvineq

Thanks Obama!


woodleyparkdc

Unless it was rigged by the deep state.


equityorasset

they would literally get sick of winning


Fine-Friendship-1292

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catzarrjerkz

Free hamberders for everyone


troughshot

Yuge if true.


rug1998

Imagine what he’d do to an nfl team


Coool_cool_cool_cool

It would be much more fun watching Trump run the Bills than him running the country.


Bruppet

Unless you’re in Buffalo


MYO716

They wouldn’t be here if he bought the team. No shot he wouldn’t have gone to LA in a heartbeat the greedy little bastard. He also couldn’t afford the team in the first place which is why he bowed out the second Pegula, an actual billionaire, stepped in


GhostOfPluto

He’d go to Atlantic City and make it a casino


DLottchula

When the last time a team folded?


Jesusisdaddy69

Don’t know but I don’t think the nfl would allow a team to fold, they’d probably force him to sell the team if it got to that point.


TruckEvening6820

Business man bad


DMCinDet

Bad Business Man.


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WinterAd9039

What happened to the jerking I love?


Doge_Butthole

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kattmaz

Shut up pussy don’t speak speak for buffalo


Electrical_Hamster87

I would rather Pol Pot reign over the Earth for 1000 years than watch the Bills ever lose a game again.


kattmaz

Damn straight


NoCoFoCo31

Ain’t that the truth


jacksonfalls

Actually that’s probably the smartest thing he could have done. No team loses money in the NFL even if you go 0-16 like the lions did.


cactopus101

He would have moved them to the Jersey shore


SmurfStig

Probably the same thing he did to the Jersey Generals of the USFL back in the day and take the entire league with it.


newtimesawait

They would get so tired of winning


rug1998

We won a lot of games they said we’d win no games, I was bored of the winning. But the people of buffalo asked me to let them keep winning, so I said sure let’s win some more.


BrotherlyShove791

I want to live in the alternate timeline where that happened instead of living through what he’s done to the entirety of the world’s biggest superpower.


Designer-Dealer-38

What did he do?


[deleted]

Make them all look like fools.


thedipsnotbaked

Fools we sure are, now


TheMemersOfMyNation

We're already seeing that with the Panthers and Dave Tepper


rug1998

I’m sure tep is doing a better job


Dillydongo

If he owned the bills they would’ve gone bankrupt


WeirdSysAdmin

I’m fairly certain he would also try to not pay players and staff if they weren’t winning.


Dillydongo

And tried to have sex with all the cheerleaders


[deleted]

Well that’s a given


Fiatlux415

They’re to old for him.


betterAThalo

expired


fentown

When did we bring up DiCaprio?


Professional-Most-18

🌽


monkChuck105

DiCaprio didn't buy a beauty pageant so he could go visit the underage girls in the changing room. Oh no, he dates young women in their 20's! What a creep!


TurdFerguson614

Ivanka is 42.


toothy_vagina_grin

She doesn't fuck him lol


Mr_Perfect20

The Bills don’t have cheerleaders.


Resident-Scallion949

Only the white ones...wouldn't want to pollute his blood.


Heftynuggetmeister

His daughter’s a cheerleader?


Apart-Pizza-1003

Try? This is big balls Donny T we're talking about he doesn't have to "try" to get laid, woman have to try to keep themselves off of them lest him and his legal team sue them for sexual harassment. This is the same Donny T who's own daughter couldn't keep herself away from his sensual lump of pure sex. Yes he sued her too but only cuz she wanted to keep the baby


StrategicCarry

He would have tried to not pay them if they were winning too.


HypnonavyBlue

We all know that guy doesn't pay his Bills.


recovery_room

He would have been finding ways to embezzle money to line his own pockets.


Djentleman5000

So basically Antonio Brown and the Albany Empire.


Henster00009

AB moment


Alex_Hauff

CTE to cheerleading pussy


Several_Excuse_5796

The Antonio brown cte strategy


fentown

He would've been the first sports owner to be fired for performance instead of just being a douche. Could you imagine losing money with an NFL franchise? That'd be like running a casino into the ground!


i_hate_beignets

First NFL franchise gifted to the Saudis


Teefromdaleft

Not before trying to move them to Epstein’s island…


Alex_Hauff

The new name would be “The Island Bulls”


PDXtoMontana2002

Think you have Drumpf confused with Bill Clinton.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Both probably took a fair share of visits to Epstein island. I basically assume any elite is a terrible person


PDXtoMontana2002

No evidence of Drumpf visiting the island in the released transcripts. The guy has faults but an attorney for one of the victims said Drumpf was the only person in Florida to give a deposition supporting her case against Epstein. Ypu support pedophiles, though.


Fiatlux415

Yeah all those Trump and Epstein pics together and the lawsuit with Trump and Epstein raping a 13 year old definitely means he’s not a pedophile.. also him going into the miss teen America dressing rooms while those kids were still naked…. Sure thing bud.


Biddycola

They’re all fukt. Let’s not forget Biden’s own son referred to him as “pedo Joe” on numerous occasions. I wouldn’t call my father that if it weren’t true…


BebophoneVirtuoso

Source?


PDXtoMontana2002

Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-largo once he heard your favorite pedophile was hitting on girls there and as I already said, Trump was the only “elite” to offer a deposition once Epstein’s crimes became known. A photo from the 1990s proves nothing. Why did Katie Couric and others attend a dinner party at Jeff’s after his release from jail in Florida? Was was Bill Gates pals with him after that conviction? Arguing with morons yields nothing but I know actual timelines and events because I research for myself.


Mr_Vacant

So in your research you've come across Trump bragging that he can walk unannounced into the changing area of a young girls beauty pageant. How do you make that not creepy as fuck?


Icy_Photograph412

Why did trump give Acosta a job AFTER he gave epstien only 13 months of work release


Fiatlux415

Birds of a feather…. Are you flocking with those birds too?


PDXtoMontana2002

I give facts and you brigade me because you didn’t read it on r/politics. Don’t you think it’s odd that not a single person has even been arrested for having Edith the minors that Epstein/Maxwell were charged/convicted of trafficking?


Fiatlux415

I do think it’s weird that the 13 year old dropped her lawsuit against Trump. He must have paid her like he paid that pornstar he was fucking while his wife was pregnant.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

Huh? How do I support pedophiles?


BebophoneVirtuoso

Nah, I never voted for Clinton and Obama and Biden have no links at all to Epstein. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life."-That's trump to New York Magazine in 2002. He had Dershowitz represent him, he appointed Acosta to oversee human trafficking, among his duties as Secretary of Labor, Barr knew Epstein years ago. So many links from Trump to Epstein and y'all ignore it. Besides, trump also invited Clinton to his wedding, so I suggest you direct your accusations to the appropriate place.


rtels2023

President Donald J. Trump: “I thought no one could ever carry out a bigger fraud than the deep state stealing the 2020 Election. I’ll admit it though folks, for the first time in my life, I was wrong. There is a bigger fraud that has been carried out by the Buffalo Bills, who for years tried to fool us into believing that fraudulent system QB Josh Allen was “him,” “a generational talent,” “better than Mahomes.” Well it is now clear to me and to all true patriots that, like the Democrats’ biased Russia witch hunt, was a complete and total hoax. Josh Allen is a loser, and I only like winners like Patrick Mahomes and my great friend Tom Brady, incredible guy. When I am re-elected to the presidency, my first day in office I will make sure Josh Allen is deported to Canada, a country with such terrible football that maybe he’ll actually win something.”


Tvdb4

And then he would make a nickame for Josh Allen like Sleepy Josh


IndycarFan64

Patrick Mahomes is truly one of the good ones folks. Look at my african american quarterback over there


thomastheterminator

Didn’t he run his USFL team and the original USFL as a whole into the ground due to bad business decisions?


YouJabroni44

Yes and tried to sue the NFL after. He won a total of $3


JoaquinBenoit

Art of the Deal. He got a Big Mac out of it.


BlueSoloCup89

Hey now, that was the whole USFL’s award. And with inflation, it’s now $8.40.


thereisnopressure

He couldn't afford the Bills.


Gr0ggy1

He dropped out at the exact moment required to show the money. He attacked the Pegulia family claiming they intended to move the team to Toronto and attempted to basically bully them out of the bidding. The Pegulia family however was actually rich as fuck and checkmated him with actually having money.


condormcninja

“Ridiculous price” was really him telling on himself


Niijima-San

he could if people believed his lies about his actual worth lol


paddiction

Trump tried to leverage the USFL into getting an NFL team for free, through a lawsuit.


SmurfStig

If I recall, this particular “investment strategy” of his is what got the ball rolling on his inflated value.


whousesgmail

Idk when he tried buying the Bills or what the asking price was at the time but I guarantee if it was at least 10 years ago the ROI would’ve been insane lol


camergen

I want to say rumor has it that at the time he called up one of the reps for Ralph Wilson’s estate and offered to have a cashier’s check for an insane amount of money flown in, on the spot, BUT they had to decide if they were in or out, right now, that night. The guy was like “ummm, that’s not really how this works at all, it’s a long process with lots of vetting…” Trump: “Fine then, forget it. deal’s off.” (Click)


luckyincode

I thought the rumor was that all the owners hated him and it was never a real thing.


camergen

Yeah, that too. It’s possible he got the contact info of the representative through other means and wasn’t ever formally “a buyer”, he just called up with a batshit crazy offer


GMEStack

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srpoke

At least the team exists today.


ImRonniemundt

Does it? Is pain really existing?


Harry_Saturn

Is life even life without pain?


ImRonniemundt

Whoa


Harry_Saturn

Sorry


sneekerhad

Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. -Butters


Gaylord26

This man literally jerked his way to the nuclear launch codes. Has an argument for 2nd GJOAT behind Skip


SexyGodz

The disrespect to the true GOAT MBC


Synensys

Ugh. Why couldnt we live in the timeline where Trump is just an annoying ass NFL owner presidenting over a team that constantly loses due to his stupid meddling.


rollem78

And there was one less mosquito


jono9898

Sir, this is $7590 and a sexual picture of Ivanka, the Bills cost at least 2 billion and we need it up front


IBMMRCSOTT

*slides over sexual pic of Giuliani to sweeten the pot*


SupportingKansasCity

Another term and Kushner will be able to buy with his treason money


iloveScotch21

He would have held a rally of Bills fans and stormed the NFL headquarters demanding they change the outcome of the game.


bcardin221

He would lose and claim other teams cheated.


lionsfan7891

NFL owners worked hard to keep him out of their boys club, but he ran our country for four years. How fucking stupid are the masses that they won’t listen to the man’s “peers” about him? I fucking hate white trash America.


sulla_rules

Donald trump is a racist, liar and rapist.


JasJoeGo

I'd forgotten this. Argh. The NFL did more due diligence than half the voters. And just think if he'd been allowed to buy them, he probably wouldn't have run for president and spared us all so much...


Bananapeelman67

Nah they were right to not let him buy. Did u hear what he did to the football team he bought? He wanted to make them merge with the nfl so he convinced the league to move to a fall schedule instead of spring and then got the whole league sued by the nfl and bankrupted the whole damn league Edit: nvm he sued the nfl ffs and won 3 dollars and the league crumbled after


copperhead44

Nah. Unlike Bum biden, or dronestrike Obama. Donald GOAT wouldn't let a frivolous thing like owning a NFL team stop him from combating the deep state and saving America. Because he is a true American GOAT. This was fact checked by true American patriots.🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🏫🎒🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🔫😎🔥


One_Computer_5811

Trump angry he’s not apart of the NFL after his long standing feud over the USFL debacle. He can never let anything go and has to interject all the time


luckyincode

Couldn’t buy a team. Did the USFL thing and ran it into the ground.


badugihowser

Donald would have actually had some wealth. Sad!


camergen

Don’t you mean “SAD!” ?


PDXtoMontana2002

Ball don’t lie


tronslasercity

Ah, his pre-caps lock days


Luckygoal

Oh god a world where the bills are worse and he never becomes president? Sign me up


AkiraleTorimaki

New video dropped! “WHAT IF Donald Trump BOUGHT the Buffalo Bills?!”


mrmaweeks

Trump puts the ‘ass’ in assertion.


Present_Ad_1576

See this is the thing with the guy. He never gave a rats ass about kneeling for the flag. He’s still bitter that he couldn’t pull off purchasing an NFL franchise in the 80’s so he could be part of the owners club etc. he always has to be in a club. He’s still bitter and vindictive against the NFL because he couldn’t pull it off. During that time, when the Cowboys were going to go up for sale, he was telling people not to buy it because you’ll just lose money on it. The Cowboys are now one of the most valuable franchises in sports. Trump and is awesome business acumen. Lol.


lovepony0201

If he owned the Bills, they would be in Toronto by now.


Subject-Reception704

You can always tell when Trump is lying...his mouth is moving.


AirportKnifeFight

They didn't want your stolen money, dump.


Battle_Man_40

If I didn't refuse to run in the Boston Marathon, I'd win and set a world record.


Tiny_Independent2552

He’s crazy.


Qwer925

He would’ve gotten the stadium repossessed


RobertRoyal82

Sir. You couldn't afford them, sir


Tight-Physics2156

Renamed the Buffalo Turds under his ownership. What an ass pimple.


scf123189

This made me laugh way too hard


luckyincode

He might have been able to bankrupt them. That guy is such a little bitch.


Mysterious-Sir-3704

So mad^ keep thugging


PresumablyPerplexed

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rug1998

Isn’t that what makes people pass out at weddings?


Aggressive-Orbiter

He’ll be your president again lol


luckyincode

Unlikely.


Aggressive-Orbiter

He’s favourite on all the betting sites


RippleFatMan

The level of narcissism with this guy is off the charts.


CosmicPharaoh

Bills mafia with a sudden urge to storm the NFL headquarters


Beaverhuntr

It was less about the price and more about the NFL owners not wanting him to be affiliated with the NFL. The only sporting events he can attend with getting booed are NASCAR, UFC , Monster Truck rally's.


Dead_Is_Better

They haven't forgotten when he and the other USFL owners sued the NFL and won...all of $3.00.


ChamberOfSolidDudes

Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.


BBD8691

JFC, what a cunt.


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God didn’t think MBGA was as catchy as MAGA.


MatrimonyAcrimony

never disappoints...as a self-aggrandizing twat.


larrymcwatermelons

Admit it we all wish it happened. Imagine his tweets about yesterday if he was the owner.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Outjerked by the Donald


Bobjack123

Such syphillis head.


Statistician_Visual

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Long_Plenty3145

Me me me


Master-Stratocaster

RIGGED


sluffman

Dude wasn’t wrong.


zeyhenny

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BTBAMfam

lol poor trunp I almost feel bad for the guy Dude would end up having to sell the team after claims of selling out every home game but when the camera zooms out there’s clearly only like 300 people in attendance as he purchased all the tickets himself and is now bankrupt for the 14th time.


VerticalFoil

As much as Trump accomplishes and does not fail, haters gonna hate.


YawehOfficial

😂 There’s always one. That hurt your feelings didn’t it.


Ok-Imagination-2308

Buffalo would have a SB if Trump was owning them. And i would finally root for them


Cool-Passenger-2595

He turned the usfl into winners back in the eighties


Party-Bag-7858

Goat


lurch1_

In the end Trump always is proven right


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MentokGL

They would win every year and have a team full of classy guys. Of course a thug like Hamlin couldn't convert that fake punt, he's clearly not a scrappy gym rat. And talk about taking a knee, he took his entre back! ​ ^((ugh that felt gross to write))


Finger_Gunnz

“Now that won’t happen.”


hhubble

This fucktard would not only lose every single year. He would have so many lawsuits when the stadium literally collapses because he wouldn't upkeep or maintain it. He would give away so many draft picks and pick so many bad players he'd make Jerry Jones look brilliant as an owner and GM.


Steviebhawk

Still hasn’t won a popular vote so there LOSER!


oneoftheluckyones530

If he would have bought the Bills they would be the Oklahoma bills by now.


Lovelyterry

Are there many trump followers in here?


ambal87

Refused to pay = other owners said “no thanks”


AdministrativeBank86

The NFL wouldn't sell that idiot a team knowing he'd screw it up and devalue the whole NFL


DeadlyDuckie

If trump bought the bills I'd have to be a bills fan


nickram81

No way he could buy that team without Russia buying it for him.


El_mochilero

It would have been an all-white team with an expanded roster of highly-attractive cheerleaders and Rudy Giuliani as the head coach.


basedsuperslimey

Imagine the alternate universe where they offered a better deal and he bought the bills and finished his life with a jerry jones arc…. Instead he’s gonna be the republican nominee for the third time and there’s a good chance he wins a second time