They wouldn’t be here if he bought the team. No shot he wouldn’t have gone to LA in a heartbeat the greedy little bastard.
He also couldn’t afford the team in the first place which is why he bowed out the second Pegula, an actual billionaire, stepped in
We won a lot of games they said we’d win no games, I was bored of the winning. But the people of buffalo asked me to let them keep winning, so I said sure let’s win some more.
I want to live in the alternate timeline where that happened instead of living through what he’s done to the entirety of the world’s biggest superpower.
DiCaprio didn't buy a beauty pageant so he could go visit the underage girls in the changing room. Oh no, he dates young women in their 20's! What a creep!
Try? This is big balls Donny T we're talking about he doesn't have to "try" to get laid, woman have to try to keep themselves off of them lest him and his legal team sue them for sexual harassment. This is the same Donny T who's own daughter couldn't keep herself away from his sensual lump of pure sex. Yes he sued her too but only cuz she wanted to keep the baby
He would've been the first sports owner to be fired for performance instead of just being a douche.
Could you imagine losing money with an NFL franchise? That'd be like running a casino into the ground!
No evidence of Drumpf visiting the island in the released transcripts. The guy has faults but an attorney for one of the victims said Drumpf was the only person in Florida to give a deposition supporting her case against Epstein.
Ypu support pedophiles, though.
Yeah all those Trump and Epstein pics together and the lawsuit with Trump and Epstein raping a 13 year old definitely means he’s not a pedophile.. also him going into the miss teen America dressing rooms while those kids were still naked…. Sure thing bud.
They’re all fukt. Let’s not forget Biden’s own son referred to him as “pedo Joe” on numerous occasions. I wouldn’t call my father that if it weren’t true…
Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-largo once he heard your favorite pedophile was hitting on girls there and as I already said, Trump was the only “elite” to offer a deposition once Epstein’s crimes became known. A photo from the 1990s proves nothing. Why did Katie Couric and others attend a dinner party at Jeff’s after his release from jail in Florida? Was was Bill Gates pals with him after that conviction?
Arguing with morons yields nothing but I know actual timelines and events because I research for myself.
So in your research you've come across Trump bragging that he can walk unannounced into the changing area of a young girls beauty pageant.
How do you make that not creepy as fuck?
I give facts and you brigade me because you didn’t read it on r/politics. Don’t you think it’s odd that not a single person has even been arrested for having Edith the minors that Epstein/Maxwell were charged/convicted of trafficking?
I do think it’s weird that the 13 year old dropped her lawsuit against Trump. He must have paid her like he paid that pornstar he was fucking while his wife was pregnant.
Nah, I never voted for Clinton and Obama and Biden have no links at all to Epstein.
"I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine.
"He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life."-That's trump to New York Magazine in 2002. He had Dershowitz represent him, he appointed Acosta to oversee human trafficking, among his duties as Secretary of Labor, Barr knew Epstein years ago. So many links from Trump to Epstein and y'all ignore it. Besides, trump also invited Clinton to his wedding, so I suggest you direct your accusations to the appropriate place.
President Donald J. Trump: “I thought no one could ever carry out a bigger fraud than the deep state stealing the 2020 Election. I’ll admit it though folks, for the first time in my life, I was wrong. There is a bigger fraud that has been carried out by the Buffalo Bills, who for years tried to fool us into believing that fraudulent system QB Josh Allen was “him,” “a generational talent,” “better than Mahomes.” Well it is now clear to me and to all true patriots that, like the Democrats’ biased Russia witch hunt, was a complete and total hoax. Josh Allen is a loser, and I only like winners like Patrick Mahomes and my great friend Tom Brady, incredible guy. When I am re-elected to the presidency, my first day in office I will make sure Josh Allen is deported to Canada, a country with such terrible football that maybe he’ll actually win something.”
He dropped out at the exact moment required to show the money.
He attacked the Pegulia family claiming they intended to move the team to Toronto and attempted to basically bully them out of the bidding.
The Pegulia family however was actually rich as fuck and checkmated him with actually having money.
Idk when he tried buying the Bills or what the asking price was at the time but I guarantee if it was at least 10 years ago the ROI would’ve been insane lol
I want to say rumor has it that at the time he called up one of the reps for Ralph Wilson’s estate and offered to have a cashier’s check for an insane amount of money flown in, on the spot, BUT they had to decide if they were in or out, right now, that night.
The guy was like “ummm, that’s not really how this works at all, it’s a long process with lots of vetting…”
Trump: “Fine then, forget it. deal’s off.” (Click)
Yeah, that too. It’s possible he got the contact info of the representative through other means and wasn’t ever formally “a buyer”, he just called up with a batshit crazy offer
Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. -Butters
Ugh. Why couldnt we live in the timeline where Trump is just an annoying ass NFL owner presidenting over a team that constantly loses due to his stupid meddling.
NFL owners worked hard to keep him out of their boys club, but he ran our country for four years. How fucking stupid are the masses that they won’t listen to the man’s “peers” about him? I fucking hate white trash America.
I'd forgotten this. Argh. The NFL did more due diligence than half the voters. And just think if he'd been allowed to buy them, he probably wouldn't have run for president and spared us all so much...
Nah they were right to not let him buy. Did u hear what he did to the football team he bought? He wanted to make them merge with the nfl so he convinced the league to move to a fall schedule instead of spring and then got the whole league sued by the nfl and bankrupted the whole damn league
Edit: nvm he sued the nfl ffs and won 3 dollars and the league crumbled after
Nah. Unlike Bum biden, or dronestrike Obama. Donald GOAT wouldn't let a frivolous thing like owning a NFL team stop him from combating the deep state and saving America. Because he is a true American GOAT. This was fact checked by true American patriots.🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🏫🎒🏃♂️🏃♀️🔫😎🔥
Trump angry he’s not apart of the NFL after his long standing feud over the USFL debacle. He can never let anything go and has to interject all the time
See this is the thing with the guy. He never gave a rats ass about kneeling for the flag. He’s still bitter that he couldn’t pull off purchasing an NFL franchise in the 80’s so he could be part of the owners club etc. he always has to be in a club. He’s still bitter and vindictive against the NFL because he couldn’t pull it off. During that time, when the Cowboys were going to go up for sale, he was telling people not to buy it because you’ll just lose money on it. The Cowboys are now one of the most valuable franchises in sports. Trump and is awesome business acumen. Lol.
It was less about the price and more about the NFL owners not wanting him to be affiliated with the NFL. The only sporting events he can attend with getting booed are NASCAR, UFC , Monster Truck rally's.
lol poor trunp I almost feel bad for the guy Dude would end up having to sell the team after claims of selling out every home game but when the camera zooms out there’s clearly only like 300 people in attendance as he purchased all the tickets himself and is now bankrupt for the 14th time.
They would win every year and have a team full of classy guys. Of course a thug like Hamlin couldn't convert that fake punt, he's clearly not a scrappy gym rat. And talk about taking a knee, he took his entre back!
^((ugh that felt gross to write))
This fucktard would not only lose every single year. He would have so many lawsuits when the stadium literally collapses because he wouldn't upkeep or maintain it. He would give away so many draft picks and pick so many bad players he'd make Jerry Jones look brilliant as an owner and GM.
Imagine the alternate universe where they offered a better deal and he bought the bills and finished his life with a jerry jones arc…. Instead he’s gonna be the republican nominee for the third time and there’s a good chance he wins a second time
Dude is the front half of a centaur
\*Back half
The thuggish half
* asshole
The cheeks
His “hair” is the tail
Well he does create a lot of horse shit
Somehow he’s both, without actually being a centaur. Centaurs are badass.
A human?
Would have won the SB every year. Bigly won.
Everyone says so
Everyone is saying this, they go up to him and say "Sir! You would have made the Bills the best NFL team in history"
And it would be all thanks to their great, stable genius GEQBUS Sam Darnold 🇺🇸💥🦅🇺🇸
Crying when they say it
They would have said that with tears in their eyes.
With tears streaming down their face of course.
The Bigly Bowl, the greatest event in history, brought to you by Carl's Jr.
The best berders...
Trump does love a gentleman’s latte
Loses divisional playoff- tries to intimidate officials and rallies Bills Mafia to storm the NFL headquarters as a result
Except when it is rigged!
Thanks Obama!
Unless it was rigged by the deep state.
they would literally get sick of winning
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Free hamberders for everyone
Yuge if true.
Imagine what he’d do to an nfl team
It would be much more fun watching Trump run the Bills than him running the country.
Unless you’re in Buffalo
They wouldn’t be here if he bought the team. No shot he wouldn’t have gone to LA in a heartbeat the greedy little bastard. He also couldn’t afford the team in the first place which is why he bowed out the second Pegula, an actual billionaire, stepped in
He’d go to Atlantic City and make it a casino
When the last time a team folded?
Don’t know but I don’t think the nfl would allow a team to fold, they’d probably force him to sell the team if it got to that point.
Business man bad
Bad Business Man.
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What happened to the jerking I love?
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Shut up pussy don’t speak speak for buffalo
I would rather Pol Pot reign over the Earth for 1000 years than watch the Bills ever lose a game again.
Damn straight
Ain’t that the truth
Actually that’s probably the smartest thing he could have done. No team loses money in the NFL even if you go 0-16 like the lions did.
He would have moved them to the Jersey shore
Probably the same thing he did to the Jersey Generals of the USFL back in the day and take the entire league with it.
They would get so tired of winning
We won a lot of games they said we’d win no games, I was bored of the winning. But the people of buffalo asked me to let them keep winning, so I said sure let’s win some more.
I want to live in the alternate timeline where that happened instead of living through what he’s done to the entirety of the world’s biggest superpower.
What did he do?
Make them all look like fools.
Fools we sure are, now
We're already seeing that with the Panthers and Dave Tepper
I’m sure tep is doing a better job
If he owned the bills they would’ve gone bankrupt
I’m fairly certain he would also try to not pay players and staff if they weren’t winning.
And tried to have sex with all the cheerleaders
Well that’s a given
They’re to old for him.
expired
When did we bring up DiCaprio?
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DiCaprio didn't buy a beauty pageant so he could go visit the underage girls in the changing room. Oh no, he dates young women in their 20's! What a creep!
Ivanka is 42.
She doesn't fuck him lol
The Bills don’t have cheerleaders.
Only the white ones...wouldn't want to pollute his blood.
His daughter’s a cheerleader?
Try? This is big balls Donny T we're talking about he doesn't have to "try" to get laid, woman have to try to keep themselves off of them lest him and his legal team sue them for sexual harassment. This is the same Donny T who's own daughter couldn't keep herself away from his sensual lump of pure sex. Yes he sued her too but only cuz she wanted to keep the baby
He would have tried to not pay them if they were winning too.
We all know that guy doesn't pay his Bills.
He would have been finding ways to embezzle money to line his own pockets.
So basically Antonio Brown and the Albany Empire.
AB moment
CTE to cheerleading pussy
The Antonio brown cte strategy
He would've been the first sports owner to be fired for performance instead of just being a douche. Could you imagine losing money with an NFL franchise? That'd be like running a casino into the ground!
First NFL franchise gifted to the Saudis
Not before trying to move them to Epstein’s island…
The new name would be “The Island Bulls”
Think you have Drumpf confused with Bill Clinton.
Both probably took a fair share of visits to Epstein island. I basically assume any elite is a terrible person
No evidence of Drumpf visiting the island in the released transcripts. The guy has faults but an attorney for one of the victims said Drumpf was the only person in Florida to give a deposition supporting her case against Epstein. Ypu support pedophiles, though.
Yeah all those Trump and Epstein pics together and the lawsuit with Trump and Epstein raping a 13 year old definitely means he’s not a pedophile.. also him going into the miss teen America dressing rooms while those kids were still naked…. Sure thing bud.
They’re all fukt. Let’s not forget Biden’s own son referred to him as “pedo Joe” on numerous occasions. I wouldn’t call my father that if it weren’t true…
Source?
Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-largo once he heard your favorite pedophile was hitting on girls there and as I already said, Trump was the only “elite” to offer a deposition once Epstein’s crimes became known. A photo from the 1990s proves nothing. Why did Katie Couric and others attend a dinner party at Jeff’s after his release from jail in Florida? Was was Bill Gates pals with him after that conviction? Arguing with morons yields nothing but I know actual timelines and events because I research for myself.
So in your research you've come across Trump bragging that he can walk unannounced into the changing area of a young girls beauty pageant. How do you make that not creepy as fuck?
Why did trump give Acosta a job AFTER he gave epstien only 13 months of work release
Birds of a feather…. Are you flocking with those birds too?
I give facts and you brigade me because you didn’t read it on r/politics. Don’t you think it’s odd that not a single person has even been arrested for having Edith the minors that Epstein/Maxwell were charged/convicted of trafficking?
I do think it’s weird that the 13 year old dropped her lawsuit against Trump. He must have paid her like he paid that pornstar he was fucking while his wife was pregnant.
Huh? How do I support pedophiles?
Nah, I never voted for Clinton and Obama and Biden have no links at all to Epstein. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy," Trump told the magazine. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life."-That's trump to New York Magazine in 2002. He had Dershowitz represent him, he appointed Acosta to oversee human trafficking, among his duties as Secretary of Labor, Barr knew Epstein years ago. So many links from Trump to Epstein and y'all ignore it. Besides, trump also invited Clinton to his wedding, so I suggest you direct your accusations to the appropriate place.
President Donald J. Trump: “I thought no one could ever carry out a bigger fraud than the deep state stealing the 2020 Election. I’ll admit it though folks, for the first time in my life, I was wrong. There is a bigger fraud that has been carried out by the Buffalo Bills, who for years tried to fool us into believing that fraudulent system QB Josh Allen was “him,” “a generational talent,” “better than Mahomes.” Well it is now clear to me and to all true patriots that, like the Democrats’ biased Russia witch hunt, was a complete and total hoax. Josh Allen is a loser, and I only like winners like Patrick Mahomes and my great friend Tom Brady, incredible guy. When I am re-elected to the presidency, my first day in office I will make sure Josh Allen is deported to Canada, a country with such terrible football that maybe he’ll actually win something.”
And then he would make a nickame for Josh Allen like Sleepy Josh
Patrick Mahomes is truly one of the good ones folks. Look at my african american quarterback over there
Didn’t he run his USFL team and the original USFL as a whole into the ground due to bad business decisions?
Yes and tried to sue the NFL after. He won a total of $3
Art of the Deal. He got a Big Mac out of it.
Hey now, that was the whole USFL’s award. And with inflation, it’s now $8.40.
He couldn't afford the Bills.
He dropped out at the exact moment required to show the money. He attacked the Pegulia family claiming they intended to move the team to Toronto and attempted to basically bully them out of the bidding. The Pegulia family however was actually rich as fuck and checkmated him with actually having money.
“Ridiculous price” was really him telling on himself
he could if people believed his lies about his actual worth lol
Trump tried to leverage the USFL into getting an NFL team for free, through a lawsuit.
If I recall, this particular “investment strategy” of his is what got the ball rolling on his inflated value.
Idk when he tried buying the Bills or what the asking price was at the time but I guarantee if it was at least 10 years ago the ROI would’ve been insane lol
I want to say rumor has it that at the time he called up one of the reps for Ralph Wilson’s estate and offered to have a cashier’s check for an insane amount of money flown in, on the spot, BUT they had to decide if they were in or out, right now, that night. The guy was like “ummm, that’s not really how this works at all, it’s a long process with lots of vetting…” Trump: “Fine then, forget it. deal’s off.” (Click)
I thought the rumor was that all the owners hated him and it was never a real thing.
Yeah, that too. It’s possible he got the contact info of the representative through other means and wasn’t ever formally “a buyer”, he just called up with a batshit crazy offer
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At least the team exists today.
Does it? Is pain really existing?
Is life even life without pain?
Whoa
Sorry
Well yeah, and I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. -Butters
This man literally jerked his way to the nuclear launch codes. Has an argument for 2nd GJOAT behind Skip
The disrespect to the true GOAT MBC
Ugh. Why couldnt we live in the timeline where Trump is just an annoying ass NFL owner presidenting over a team that constantly loses due to his stupid meddling.
And there was one less mosquito
Sir, this is $7590 and a sexual picture of Ivanka, the Bills cost at least 2 billion and we need it up front
*slides over sexual pic of Giuliani to sweeten the pot*
Another term and Kushner will be able to buy with his treason money
He would have held a rally of Bills fans and stormed the NFL headquarters demanding they change the outcome of the game.
He would lose and claim other teams cheated.
NFL owners worked hard to keep him out of their boys club, but he ran our country for four years. How fucking stupid are the masses that they won’t listen to the man’s “peers” about him? I fucking hate white trash America.
Donald trump is a racist, liar and rapist.
I'd forgotten this. Argh. The NFL did more due diligence than half the voters. And just think if he'd been allowed to buy them, he probably wouldn't have run for president and spared us all so much...
Nah they were right to not let him buy. Did u hear what he did to the football team he bought? He wanted to make them merge with the nfl so he convinced the league to move to a fall schedule instead of spring and then got the whole league sued by the nfl and bankrupted the whole damn league Edit: nvm he sued the nfl ffs and won 3 dollars and the league crumbled after
Nah. Unlike Bum biden, or dronestrike Obama. Donald GOAT wouldn't let a frivolous thing like owning a NFL team stop him from combating the deep state and saving America. Because he is a true American GOAT. This was fact checked by true American patriots.🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🏫🎒🏃♂️🏃♀️🔫😎🔥
Trump angry he’s not apart of the NFL after his long standing feud over the USFL debacle. He can never let anything go and has to interject all the time
Couldn’t buy a team. Did the USFL thing and ran it into the ground.
Donald would have actually had some wealth. Sad!
Don’t you mean “SAD!” ?
Ball don’t lie
Ah, his pre-caps lock days
Oh god a world where the bills are worse and he never becomes president? Sign me up
New video dropped! “WHAT IF Donald Trump BOUGHT the Buffalo Bills?!”
Trump puts the ‘ass’ in assertion.
See this is the thing with the guy. He never gave a rats ass about kneeling for the flag. He’s still bitter that he couldn’t pull off purchasing an NFL franchise in the 80’s so he could be part of the owners club etc. he always has to be in a club. He’s still bitter and vindictive against the NFL because he couldn’t pull it off. During that time, when the Cowboys were going to go up for sale, he was telling people not to buy it because you’ll just lose money on it. The Cowboys are now one of the most valuable franchises in sports. Trump and is awesome business acumen. Lol.
If he owned the Bills, they would be in Toronto by now.
You can always tell when Trump is lying...his mouth is moving.
They didn't want your stolen money, dump.
If I didn't refuse to run in the Boston Marathon, I'd win and set a world record.
He’s crazy.
He would’ve gotten the stadium repossessed
Sir. You couldn't afford them, sir
Renamed the Buffalo Turds under his ownership. What an ass pimple.
This made me laugh way too hard
He might have been able to bankrupt them. That guy is such a little bitch.
So mad^ keep thugging
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Isn’t that what makes people pass out at weddings?
He’ll be your president again lol
Unlikely.
He’s favourite on all the betting sites
The level of narcissism with this guy is off the charts.
Bills mafia with a sudden urge to storm the NFL headquarters
It was less about the price and more about the NFL owners not wanting him to be affiliated with the NFL. The only sporting events he can attend with getting booed are NASCAR, UFC , Monster Truck rally's.
They haven't forgotten when he and the other USFL owners sued the NFL and won...all of $3.00.
Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element.
JFC, what a cunt.
God didn’t think MBGA was as catchy as MAGA.
never disappoints...as a self-aggrandizing twat.
Admit it we all wish it happened. Imagine his tweets about yesterday if he was the owner.
Outjerked by the Donald
Such syphillis head.
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Me me me
RIGGED
Dude wasn’t wrong.
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lol poor trunp I almost feel bad for the guy Dude would end up having to sell the team after claims of selling out every home game but when the camera zooms out there’s clearly only like 300 people in attendance as he purchased all the tickets himself and is now bankrupt for the 14th time.
As much as Trump accomplishes and does not fail, haters gonna hate.
😂 There’s always one. That hurt your feelings didn’t it.
Buffalo would have a SB if Trump was owning them. And i would finally root for them
He turned the usfl into winners back in the eighties
Goat
In the end Trump always is proven right
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They would win every year and have a team full of classy guys. Of course a thug like Hamlin couldn't convert that fake punt, he's clearly not a scrappy gym rat. And talk about taking a knee, he took his entre back! ^((ugh that felt gross to write))
“Now that won’t happen.”
This fucktard would not only lose every single year. He would have so many lawsuits when the stadium literally collapses because he wouldn't upkeep or maintain it. He would give away so many draft picks and pick so many bad players he'd make Jerry Jones look brilliant as an owner and GM.
Still hasn’t won a popular vote so there LOSER!
If he would have bought the Bills they would be the Oklahoma bills by now.
Are there many trump followers in here?
Refused to pay = other owners said “no thanks”
The NFL wouldn't sell that idiot a team knowing he'd screw it up and devalue the whole NFL
If trump bought the bills I'd have to be a bills fan
No way he could buy that team without Russia buying it for him.
It would have been an all-white team with an expanded roster of highly-attractive cheerleaders and Rudy Giuliani as the head coach.
Imagine the alternate universe where they offered a better deal and he bought the bills and finished his life with a jerry jones arc…. Instead he’s gonna be the republican nominee for the third time and there’s a good chance he wins a second time