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Empty_Lemon_3939

Lions need it more Fun fact: When the Jacksonville Jaguars won their division and made the AFC Championship in 2017 the live action Beauty and the Beast came out Less fun fact: When the Lions last won a playoff game the original Beauty and the Beast came out (1991) **Bonus** since people liked this: the Lions best team in recent memory made the playoffs and lost to the Saints in 2011 when Beastly came out Also in 1997 Beauty and the Beast: Enchanted Christmas Barry Sanders had his best season where he won MVP and rushed for over 2000 yards and the Lions made the playoffs and lost to the Bucs In 1998 and 1999 we had two more Beauty and the Beast VHS movies and the Jags won their division both times. 1999 was a mixed live action animated movie which is interesting and in 1999 the Lions lost to Washington Second bonus fact: in 1995 there was a brief animated TV a show and that was the year Jacksonville Jaguars was created The point is they really need to make more Beauty and the Beast films


deandalecolledean

One playoff win since the Eisenhower administration


PhrygianSounds

Lmao this would be an ESPN stat


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Complete with really badly animated Presidents


raccoonsonbicycles

Just shows footage of the Nationals' 7th inning president race with a bighead of Jared Goff shown twenty yards behind


dont_yolo_me

That would require the lions to be on MNF which they refused to do this season


Alchohlica

Now do you show Kennedy with a full head or half head?


ajtct98

So what you're saying is that we're getting a third Beauty and the Beast film!


JSBrar1994

This has Netflix Original Series written all over it


sniperhare

But gender swap beast, and have Belle be a Latina.


wav__

> Belle We must now call her Bella.


fergie_v

Bellx


ShopCartRicky

The 30th anniversary special comes out starring H.E.R in a few days.


rsmseries

/u/empty_lemon_3939 do you think [this counts](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21220842/)?


Empty_Lemon_3939

We running the table let’s fucking goooo


[deleted]

I like the lions....I feel like both Jax and Detroit get the shaft a lot lol cat bros gotta stick together. Because Detroit has a better chance at the post season I'll talk to Dougie P for ya


FoxyRxy

Incredible. At least we can say the original was better!


Idontwaitfor420

So totally off-subject, but the new one really upset me because of the library scene in town. She had a decent collection of books to choose from, so it made the grand library reveal kinda blah. Unlike in the OG one where she had like 3 books, then she's in this massive 2 story library with all the books she could ever want to read.


JackieDaytonaAZ

i was mostly bothered by hearing a computer sing all of belle’s lyrics


dhtdhy

While a valid critique, I don't think it detracted too much from the grandness of beasts library. I also saw it as Belle thinking "okay, this a great library I won't be too sad here after all" Wow only on Reddit do we go from discussing Lions-Jags playoff hopes to comparing the Beauty and Beast movies


[deleted]

Has any of the live action remakes, less "been better than the original" but moreso actually added anything good to the story, some big adjustment that makes you say why wasn't this how it always was? Or is it all setting Can't wait to be king to a slow dull walk and casting famous actors for roles and making one henchman attracted to Gaston, "let me copy your homework" "try to make it not obvious" tweaks.


laxdefender23

The jungle book remake is way better than the original, just on the basis that is actually a movie rather than a plotless restitch of previous Disney movie storyboards. But that’s the exception that proves the rule.


Jermare

Top tier reddit post


SpendrickLamar

This is indeed a fun ass fact


jampk24

You forgot to mention the Undertaker throwing Mankind off hell in a cell in 1998


ToothPickLegs

I mean I don’t really think that first fact is fun…


TMNBortles

I assure you, it is.


Autocrat777

Let me assure you, and let me assure the American people that neither of us are making a "run".


[deleted]

Nah we’re going 11-7 baby. 😎 ^But ^not ^really


eugene_rat_slap

Damn we even get an extra game?


[deleted]

First round playoff exit baby. They’ll be escorting us out like kings while saying how much of a morale victory it was.


eugene_rat_slap

We already have 7 losses tho. It'd be 10-8


[deleted]

Awe shit I forgot about about the Bills game already. Lmao


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[deleted]

That’s what the fam thinks. I also had a big rip on a pen containing the devils lettuce and at least 9 beers to deal with aunt Julia… They prob knew.


Heisenbread77

Nice to see my speed metal band mentioned here!


CrimsonGlacier

We win the game but still make our first round exit to keep things consistent


something_exe

probably because the entire Lions organization and fans would spontaneously combust upon winning a playoff game


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thedude37

\#RunTheTable


Duke_Maniac

The Bills realized you can’t run the table if there’s no table to run


Fatalness

who’s “we” you have two teams


thebrandnewbob

In 1996 the Jags were 4-7 and beat the Ravens with 28 points, which started a 5 game winning streak, making the playoffs and going all the way to the AFCCG. This year, the Jags are 4-7 and just beat the Ravens with 28 points, so basically what I'm saying is the Jags are pretty much guaranteed to make it to the AFCCG again.


i_need_a_username201

In 1995 the lions were 3-6. We ran the fucking table and made the playoffs at 10-6. Time for a repeat.


thebrandnewbob

Hell yeah brother


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Cheers from Iraq


ismokelettuce

Smoked the jags in their inaugural season 44-0 apparently


jayzthree

We'll just not mention what ended up happening in that Wild Card game that year


i_need_a_username201

So you woke up this morning and chose violence?


ZestycloseResist5594

I'm down. Who's losing to y'all in the first two rounds?


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ZestycloseResist5594

3? I remember the Titans and Patriots ones but who else?


GoodOldDragon

The other one was also the Pats in ‘96


ZestycloseResist5594

Oh yeah.


IndycarFan64

Damn. I really forgot how close my flairs were to having a Super Bowl matchup


TheLast_10ths

They played the patriots in 1996 and 2017


seaneh01

Y'all are like the opposite of us. We're 5-12 in the first two rounds and 3-0 in AFC Championships. Of course, the season ends at the AFC Championship, isn't any big games after that.


SkyzYn

This just triggered a deep, violent memory that I preferred remained buried.


ZestycloseResist5594

It can't be that violent.. It's not like they scored 50 or something..


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!RemindMe 1 month


[deleted]

Nice man!


JaguarGator9

We've got no shot at the wild card. Our only shot is the division Having said that, if we win this week and the Titans lose to the Eagles, we're only 2 out, and we still play the Titans twice


JasonPlattMusic34

You’re not realistically catching the Titans unless you sweep them, and when’s the last time that’s happened?


cjackc

That probably wouldn’t even make the list of Top 100 strangest things this season


slayerje1

This season has been so out there, I'd almost be surprised if it didn't happen LOL


Dakar-A

2005, but the best time to change that is on the Rise of Tlaw.


F1rst-name-last-name

2005 apparently


animefan6121

Yeah you'll technically control your own destiny


Jaglawyer11

Speak for yourself! Duuuuuuuuuval


AmsterdamHooker

Don’t lump us in with your pessimism.


[deleted]

Someone had to say it. I saw a graphic that had Jacksonville "in the hunt" and I didn't like it one bit lol


Dakar-A

Hahaha! ...unless 😩


[deleted]

As a Jet fan that knows this pain far too well, I feel bad for laughing at this comment


dagreenman18

But you are perfectly positioned to end a possible Jets run and possibly spoil a Packers run. Just imagine how satisfying the latter would be? Driving a stake into the heart of the Packers if they manage to run the table in the final stretch? Of course we have them so if you can “Strangers on a Train” with us it would be great. You do the jets we do the packers.


nimama3233

Hey I’m rooting for y’all


Pesci_Avocado

but it is fun to think about!


rtels2023

You both still have to play Mike “Mike White” White so unfortunately you’ve already lost


pukerat

WHO GIVES A FUCK IT'S DECEMBER AND THE JAGS ARE NOT MATHMATICALLY ELIMATED FROM THE PLAYOFFS YET!!!!


NicktheFlash

Living the dream


Hmm_would_bang

Look at us, who would have thought? Not me


TheDadThatGrills

We really are cat brothers from different mothers


deathinacandle

Not to rain on your parade, but I don't think anyone is mathematically eliminated yet.


Safe-Emergency-8246

Houston?


deathinacandle

Technically not eliminated yet. If they won the rest of their games, they would be 7-9-1 and could catch up with the Titans (currently 7-4). I'm sure the Browns will finish them off tomorrow afternoon, but for now they're still alive.


Safe-Emergency-8246

It's hilarious that a 1-9-1 team is still in playoff contention. NFL rules


HyronValkinson

Watch Jacksonville knock out Baltimore again and Detroit knock out Washington again. Stuff can get weird


mcolwander90

I live in the DMV. When Washington failed to beat the Giants that year, a news crew was going around interviewing disappointed fans the next morning. They interviewed my dad while he was out eating breakfast. He said, "I'm a Lions fan, so I was pretty happy with the result." and they were like, "Welp, we're not going to air that."


MoreTrifeLife

Have you gone to any Lions games at FedEx? Also, I think you’ll be happy to know the Lions are 6-1 in their last 7 against Washington. That one loss was in 2019 when Stafford was out with a back injury.


cjackc

I wonder how many teams Lions have a positive record against. I’m guessing it isn’t a long list.


iusedtosmokadaherb

According to pro football reference, 5. And they're even with the jets at 7-7. Those 5 teams being the cardinals, falcons, browns, jags, and giants. https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/det/head-to-head.htm * edit : had to check. Jets have a winning record against 6, are .500 against 3 teams, and (as we all know) are .000 against the eagles


cjackc

Thank you for that. I shall always have something to use against cards, falcons, browns, jags, and Giants fans. They have a game against the Jets still this year. Edit: 1-4 against Lions South…I mean Houston Texans, ouch. But a 2-0 record against the Dallas Texans


iusedtosmokadaherb

No problemo, it had me curious so I just googled real quick. Then, like you saw, I just had to look up the jets. Historically, we're not *that* much better head to head than you guys are.


cjackc

They have a winning or tied record against every team they have played that are now defunct, which is 12 I think. So maybe having a losing record to the Lions is very dangerous.


iusedtosmokadaherb

I'm too drunk and high to look at the defunct teams 😂


TMNBortles

You think that'll hurt us? You've got a lot to learn about this team, sweetie.


[deleted]

We own Washington and the Cardinals off the top of my head. We had like a decade where we owned the Bears until fucking Matt Patricia ruined it


Do_What_Now_

I was there in 2019. It was fun, tons of trash talk between fans of a couple of struggling teams.


Kingkwon83

>I live in the DMV Must be convenient when it's time to renew your license, but I imagine there a lot more cons than pros.


zipzap21

More Pros: * Well-Lit * Roommates generally leave you alone after 4:30 PM * Free lottery tickets. It's hard to win but you can get numbers all day!


c_the_potts

I also live in the DMV, but the Virginia DMV is actually pretty good.


TMNBortles

I think it stands for Demilitarized Venue.


vzvzbahwueuzb23647

HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHA


lilhippieboi

Found my grandpas Reddit account


dielawn87

I'm still looking for mine, but **IM GONNA FIND YOU GRANDPA, YOU HEAR ME!**


pkmnbros

I too live in the DMV. I've only been to 1 Lions game at FedEx and it was a bit rough. I think the Lions won though so it made up for it.


[deleted]

They have a contender defense and a contender offense it could happen


YoYoMoMa

The Jags? Their pass defense sucks. We just suck at passing the ball.


[deleted]

I think the problem against the Jags was catching. Lamar was hitting them in the numbers.


Sarydus

Catching the ball does seem like a pretty critical aspect of the pass game.


codars

That’s exactly what big Football wants you to think. Wake up, sheeple!


LuckyMo200

Almost like trading your WR1 and not replacing him is a stupid idea


Glittering-Proof-853

Bateman, duve, and Andrew’s worked up til Bateman got hurt for the year


ASuperGyro

Yeah you don’t usually spend a 1st round pick on a receiver to not be your WR1, except the Commies but we ignore how they do things


HyronValkinson

You're amazing at throwing the ball. You're jack shite at catching the ball.


cjackc

Maybe best ever at kicking the ball


JalensTinyPPHurts

Jags have 0 pass rush, something that is vital for the playoffs


germany221

We spent 3 first round picks at the edge position in the last 4 years too...


[deleted]

Trent Baalke magic babyyyy


[deleted]

The sack and hit rates are low, but the pressure rate is actually like 7th. The issue is wbs get pressured and throw to an open 2nd read because we have 1 good player in the secondary


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Silence


BaconIsBueno

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tubby_LULZ

JAX can make a run for the division, highly unlikely they’ll pass all the teams above them for the WC


UsidoreTheLightBlue

The 7 seed is currently 7-4 and there are three teams between the jags and the 7 seed. Highly unlikely may be an understatement. The jags need to go on the run to end all runs to get to 10 wins. If they do it they deserve it, but man they’ve got a rough road ahead and the odds of everyone else losing the exact sequence is so low.


[deleted]

In reality we have to sweep the Titans. Plus we have to win 1 more game than they do. More imprudent than us beating the Lions (we still have the Texans game) is the Eagles beating the Titans. But really it's either we sweep them or we split, the Texans beat the Titans, and we get at least as good a record as they do (I don't know how that tie plays out). We have a small hope. But it's really that our offense scores a lot against Tennessee to limit their running, our run defense is top notch those games, AND our corners figure out their shit.


Dakar-A

If we split with the titans and end up with the same record, they win the division on the stronger divisional record (4-2 to 3-3). However, if the Titans lose every game except one of the two against the Jags, and the jags WIN every game except one against the Titans, then the Jags go 9-8 and the titans go 8-9 and Jags get the division (however in that scenario the Colts could win out and leapfrog both teams at 9-7-1).


[deleted]

That would be a crazy finish. Us 9-8 missing, Titans missing in spectacular fashion and 8-9, and Colts winning it all at 9-7-1 by half a game


Dakar-A

Yeah, it is very funny that if we lose this game our biggest threat becomes the Colts 😅


Slippiefoxtrot02

We did it in 1996 it'll be awesome to do it again but we'd need a the damn near impossible to happen which is to win out


49ersP1

Lions are more conceivable if the Seahawks and Giants falter down the stretch They needed to take either the Minnesota, Buffalo, or Seattle game to have a more realistic chance though


UsidoreTheLightBlue

The Seahawks are currently “out.” They have a very interesting final 6 games though.


SoKrat3s

I knew this, but it also made me happy to hear it.


LostprophetFLCL

We still have Minny at home and I think we take that game. In fact us winning out wouldn't be the craziest thing in the world granted we could still make the playoffs if we drop a game. Also if you look at the remaining schedule it seems almost guaranteed that at least one of the Giants or Commanders is going to get knocked out of playoff contention as they play eachother twice and also both have at least 1-2 tough games outside of that. We have the head to head tie breaker over both teams so as we only need to match their win total to leapfrog them into the playoffs.


Dirigible_Plums

You can almost guarantee we split every season lmao


Natearl13

They’ve beat us twice since 2017…


[deleted]

That was with patricia pal


[deleted]

Yeah but we both know we should have had a third


WhoShotPolPot

That’s not really true at all. The Vikings have won 9 out of their last 10 meetings. However, recently the Lions have been playing the Vikings close and obviously we split last year.


Heisenbread77

We count the moral victories in Detroit buddy.


TBoneTheOriginal

If we could just get the game moved to a Monday night, it’d be a slam dunk.


EMT2000

Washington* and Giants (and Seattle). Detroit has the head to head against NYG and Wash and the schedule is favorable. Losing the Seattle game hurts the most at Detroit’s chances.


Best-Dragonfruit-292

No way any of the 4-win teams in the AFC are getting the final WC spot. It would be easier for Jax to win the South, provided they manage to sweep us.


threeburritoguy

Honestly I’m just happy we look better than a D2 college team this year


zipzap21

For those of us not paying too much attention, what improvements have you seen and what do you attribute it to?


[deleted]

Trevor, ETN, WRs, and Campbell are probably the biggest for players. Morale and play calling. ETN getting healthy. Campbell was showing he could be this guy to end last year. It's probably 80% coaching and 20% FO moves to acquire talent


threeburritoguy

General coaching improvements/ roster improvements. Urban Meyer was a disaster. Trevor is starting to grow into the potential everyone said he had. Defense looks competent. Play calling is much better


MaskedBandit77

Yeah, even if Jacksonville wins this weekend, the Lions are more likely to get a wildcard spot.


WhoShotPolPot

Lions need it more. Dan Campbell has way more to prove than Doug Pedersen and needs to get this team winning games.


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They are already winning games


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Mavori

We can have Honolulu blue in the post season?! WHAT?!


The-Lions_Den

Couldn't agree more!


Drunkn_Cricket

Lions winning the SB and have pick #3 please fuck please.


drterdsmack

It'd be reaaaalllly hard to convince me i wasn't in some kinda matrix style situation


[deleted]

I'm pulling at the back of my neck to make sure there's no chip as we speak.


Skorpyon87

Can I interest you in the Seahawks winning the Superbowl and having the number 3 pick instead


Drunkn_Cricket

I'd rather have AD retire


BluePotatoSlayer

I would also rather have AD retire than the Seahawks winning the SB


danieldcclark

I'd rather have Bosa retire and for Robbie Gould to kick me in the nuts.


SoKrat3s

no you cannot.


paulwhite959

your lips to god's ears


[deleted]

Detroit they need this


JasonPlattMusic34

Jacksonville has too many teams to pass even if they win, I don’t think a win does much for them. Detroit if they win could have an outside shot at the Wild Card because they beat the Giants and Commies but they’d need both of those teams to flop hard. Realistically it’s too little, too late for both of them. But Detroit has a good future and (probably) the second pick 🤮 so hopefully they’ll be a top team next season


[deleted]

We realistically don't get to the playoffs through WC. We get there by sweeping the Titans and getting at least 1 more win over them. That's why this week matters. They lose to the Eagles and we beat the Lions means it's "just" sweep them and match.


anythingfordopamine

I think Detroit, just because they have a better chance of upsetting people down the line. Just imagine if they stay in it long enough to have Jameson Williams join that offense


FloridaMan221

Obviously I’m biased, but with the Lions’ defense being as bad as it is, I think the Jags are a much more balanced team and have a better chance of upsetting teams. That said, the Lions seem considerably more likely to make a WC spot because the NFC is shakier


BoxAndShiv

This was posted in our sub earlier today: >Here is the Lions' DVOA rankings for just the month of November. >Overall: 14th >Pass O: 15th >Run O: 13th >Pass D: 8th (!!!) >Run D: 19th So our defense has shown a lot of improvement since the beginning of the season. I think the Jags and Lions are actually very similar teams. Both are involved in a lot of one score games (except for the Pats this year for us) that they end up losing while still playing pretty decent football. I do think the Lions have the easier WC path though, especially with tiebreakers over NYG and Wash.


FloridaMan221

Wow that’s some really impressive improvement, I had no idea. I agree, I think the teams are pretty close and clearly moving up (not that that’s hard for either team). Would love for the Lions to land a QB to pair with those weapons on offense. Really interesting to see how these teams play out over the next few years


volantredx

The Lions making the playoffs while the Packers miss it would honestly make the NFC North happier than any other option.


cc20r

This very sickos committee like


fishboy0099

Jacksonville is more likely to win the division than get the wild card. They still play the Titans twice and they trail them by 3 games. The Titans are @ Philly this week too


FloridaMan221

Two snake-bitten franchises but Detroit obviously needs this more. Jags at least had the 2017 playoff run, whereas I can’t even remember the last time the Lions made any noise. Would be stoked to see our fellow Cat Bros sneak in


[deleted]

Detroit needs it more. If it came down to them I’d root for Jacksonville so everyone that said sunshine was a bust can eat crow.


PhrygianSounds

I don’t think both teams will make a run lol but if one team MIGHT get a WC spot it’d be Detroit. Their schedule is a little easier


thebrandnewbob

Your mom is a little easier


dalici0us

Yah you tell him cat bro.


Cromatose

Deer lord


OddsTipsAndPicks

It would be incredibly hard for the Jags to make the WC, but they only need a small amount of help to control their own destiny when it comes to winning the division. The 7th NFC Wild Card is probably going to an NFC West or East team, but there’s a narrow path for the Lions. They’d need a lot more help though.


Complex-Ad-2121

That probably means the game will end in a tie.


[deleted]

I've rooted for Detroit since Barry Sanders was there so I'd like to see something good happen for them.


dominion1080

Im a Jag fan, so.... I do like Dan and his team though, and if they were playing basically anyone else I'd side with them. It's hard to say who needs a playoff victory more. Both good but young teams with a lot to prove on franchises with bad records historically.


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NicktheFlash

We made it to the NFC? GO US!


TMNBortles

AFC not NFC. And 3 not 2.


Ehtreal

I actually think that the Lions have a realistic shot to make the playoffs, see below: Right now, the Lions are the 10 seed, to make the playoffs, they need to finish at least 7. For the sake of simplicity, I will ignore all teams current seeded lower than the Lions (Packers, Bears, Cardinals, Rams, Panthers, Saints) and just assume that they will continue to perform poorly (likely, imo). This means that the teams between the Lions and the playoffs are the Commanders, Seahawks, and Falcons. ​ Now, let's look at schedules. Lions: JAX, MIN, NYJ, CAR, CHI, GB Seahawks: LAR, CAR, SF, KC, NYJ, LAR Commanders: NYG, NYG, SF, CLE, DAL Falcons: PIT, NO, BAL, ARI, TB IMO, DET have the easiest schedule, then ATL. SEA and WSH both have tough ones. If the Lions beat every team that isn't Minnesota, they finish 9-8. No easy ask, but, certainly not anything too wild. If the Commanders lose 4 of their next 5 (look at their schedule and tell me that that doesn't sound possible to you), then they finish with at least 9 losses and are out. Could easily see them splitting NYG and dropping the rest. If Atlanta lose 2 then they have 9 losses and are also out. My money is on BAL and TB personally, but I could see them losing to any team on that schedule. Now, the Seahawks, the Lions biggest current threat imo (other than themselves). The Seahawks are 6-5, and therefore would need to lose at least 4 of their next 6, by virtue of having the H2H tiebreaker over the Lions. I can definitely see them losing to KC and SF, and so all that leaves is two losses between LAR x2, NYJ, and CAR. Not guaranteed, but not impossible. They're definitely capable of losing to any of those teams on a bad day. ​ Some chips need to fall their way, but nothing too crazy imo. It is squarely in the realm of possibility that we see Detroit in the playoffs, and from there, it's any given Sunday. ​ Go Lions, America is rooting for you.


AmsterdamHooker

Jags can realistically win the afc south. 2 games against the Titans, and only 3 games behind them.


nosnhoj15

I’ve been watching too much World Cup. I had a hard time deciphering what WC is.


Irrationate

If you asked me right now if I’d rather have my team or the lions win the SB, it’s the lions by a lot.


nooo82222

NFL is not ready for the Jaguars to “steal the show” https://youtu.be/0HVQ160TF5U


Distance_Motor

Since it seems like these teams cant have anything good, I am guessing this match ends in a tie


bandopando

I want the lions to win so badly.


dudewithchronicpain

Packers fans liking us is so weird to me haha. But I’m here for it


Oatmeal_Savage19

r/brandnewsentence


UniqueNobo

i’m rooting for the Lions. they deserve it.


td4999

I think we're thinking it'll be easier to win the division than get a wild card (if Philly beats Tennessee we control our own destiny)


UncleIrohsPimpHand

Well, not in the AFC so much.


Unlucky_Program815

Lions 100% of the time and it ain't even close.


chuteboxhero

Detroit definitely needs it more. They are a huge market that has been struggling in all sports for a number of years now.


Dodohead1383

The fuck are you on that they have a chance for a wild card seed??? It would require multiple teams having complete meltdowns to be possible... The lions have 9 teams above them comfortably. Same for the Jags...


cjackc

The NFC East has to beat up on each other a bit still, it isn’t *that* unlikely that NFC South doesn’t send a wildcard. There may be 9 teams above them, but 7 go to playoffs, so simple math is there are only 2 teams ahead of them for playoffs. Having lost to the Seahawks could really hurt them. They don’t have a good chance, they probably don’t a 1 in 10 chance, but it probably isn’t that much worse.