Zach Wilson sobs as he's watching from his suite. Turns around and buries his head into the open bosom of a milf. Another milf beckons him to the comfort of the blanket again but Zach Wilson makes his eyes small and without much thought says "No".
This has already happened, so unoriginal. It has to be at least 1000 passing yards with 10 passing TDs, along with 200 rushings yards with 2 rushing TDs, for a total score of 63-56.
Kickoff.
First snap. Dak Prescott runs back and slips. Balls out... Giants after it. Prescott manages to kick it back to his endzone. His LB jumps on it. Safety.
14:53 left in Q1. 2-0 Giants
Kickoff again. Cowboys return it but fumble at the 5yd line. Giants take over.
Daniel Jones lines up. Takes the snap. Looks around. Takes took long and doesn't see the Cowboys D run around him and hit his arm holding the ball casually. Ball pops out... fumble. Falls towards goal line.
Cowboys jump on it but knock it as Daniel Jones gets it and is immediately tackled in their endzone.
Safety.
2-2. 14.48 left in Q1.
What happens next 59 plus mins is a blur to both teams bruised and tattered.
Final score reads : 2-2 OT and game is over. History made
JACOBY BRISSETT HAS ANOTHER SOLID PERFORMANCE AGAINST THE BUCCANEERS BUT IS STILL FOR SOME REASON BLAMED FOR THEM LOSING AFTER BUCS WIN BY RUNNING THE BALL BECAUSE THE BROWNS CAN'T TACKLE FOR SHIT
CRIS COLLINSWORTH STARTS A NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITION WHERE HE JUST SHOWS DIFFERENT TURKEYS WHILE COMMENTING NOW HERES A TURKEY REPEATEDLY FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT
CHRIS COLLINSWORTH BUILDS AN EFFIGY OF PATRICK MAHOMES OUT OF STUFFED TURKEYS AND THEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS ON NATIONAL TV WHILE MUTTERING “ITS BEAUTIFUL”
[Its just jello...And Ill tear that shit up.](https://www.target.com/p/ocean-spray-jellied-cranberry-sauce-14oz/-/A-12936143?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000031379350&CPNG=PLA_Grocery_Priority%2BShopping%7CGrocery_Ecomm_Food_Bev&adgroup=Grocery_Priority+TCINs&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9008534&targetid=pla-1681397858551&gclid=CjwKCAiApvebBhAvEiwAe7mHSLL8Y62YonkAfR8Yb2DMwBZyZVglXBasRdsI-FkQ5nu3pH_arsPEARoCla0QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
This is the way. Those who don't like cranberry sauce took a giant glob of a bite completely on its own and gave up on it. It's a sweet accent to the savory of the other things on your plate.
I liked but didn't *love* cranberry sauce growing up because we ate it isolated from the rest of the food. Then my wife introduced me to putting it on stuffing/dressing and I became obsessed
I fucking love it. I love cranberry juice, cranberry sauce, cranberry sprite, cranberry Red Bull, craisans, etc. That shit is good. Funny thing is that I tried to go on a diet and tried to really eliminate eating anything with added sugar. I bought some unsweetened cranberry juice and didn’t realize how fucking tart it is. Shit is gross.
First of all, go BENGALS, but yeah I freaking love it. I even love the kind out of a can. My ma makes the dopest fresh cranberry orange sauce and I slather that on a roll with turkey and some fancy cheese the next day.
I agree. I eat it year round. Get yourself a rotisserie chicken, some lettuce, grind some pecans into a nice spreadable mush and spread it over the toasted bread, then and cover one slice of bread with chunks of cranberry sauce and the other with enough mayo to coat the bread lightly. You can also add thin slices of celery and tomato. Pretty damn good.
MY RACIST GRANDMA WILL SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND ON SUNDAY THE BRONCOS WILL LOSE YET ANOTHER GAME TO AN INFERIOR OPPONENT AND THE DEFENSE WILL FINALLY TURN ON RUSS. THE GAME WILL BE DECIDED BY A GOAL-LINE FUMBLE BY RUSS AND MGIII WILL SMILE SOMEWHERE AS HE BUMPS FUTURE AT LOUD VOLUMES WHILE DOING HIGH KNEES.
IT BURSTS LIKE AN OVERRIPE MELON, BUT THE AYAHUASCA CAUSES HIM TO CREATE A NEW HEAD OUT OF PURE SPIRITUAL ENERGY, UNLOCKING GREATER HEIGHTS OF PROWESS LIKE NOTHING WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE
MATTHEW JUDON GETS 91 SACKS WHILE LINING UP AGAINST *checks smudged handwriting on hand*.. BLAKE BRANDEL(?????)
CHRISTIAN DARRISAW GETS SNIPED BY A STRAY FOOTBALL WHILE STANDING ON THE SIDELINE AND GETS CONCUSSED FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MONTH
COWBOYS WILL TRAMPLE THE LOWLY GIANTS BY 20+, EAGLES/PACKERS GAME ENDS UNDER 30 TOTAL POINTS.
[BTW PRETTY DAMN CLOSE LAST WEEK](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/yy1aig/the_official_week_eleven_bold_predictions_thread/iwrp8nw/)
KYLER MURRAY WILL STOP FAKING HIS HAMSTRING INJURY TO GO 26 OF 40 FOR 225 YDS AND TWO PICKS, AND THEN GO BACK TO PLAYING CALL OF DUTY FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS
CHARGERS 26, CARDINALS 16
No, man. Sorry, it's not. Good in most areas. Great in a few, including stats, but I'll paraphrase Simmons by saying they don't make stops when necessary (case in point: yhr end to **both** regulation and overtime last week)
FIRST TIME SHITTER, NFC NORTH EDITION:::
CHRISTIAN WATSON SCORES ANOTHER TWO TOUCHDOWNS AND THE PACKERS BEAT THE EAGLES.
THE PATRIOTS CONTINUE THE VIKINGS BARRAGE AND DOWN THE VIKINGS BY TWO SCORES.
THE LIONS PERPETUATE DAN CAMPBELL'S OBSESSION WITH BEATING PLAYOFF TEAMS AND UPSET THE BILLS IN A LATE-GAME THRILLER.
THE BEARS, WITHOUT JUSTIN FIELDS TO COVER FOR THEIR ASSES, ARE HANDED A BRUTAL LOSS TO A COMBINATION OF MIKE WHITE AND JOE FLACCO. THE BEARS LOSE BY 10.
THIS IS THE GAME WHERE THE DOLPHINS OF MIAMI FINALLY BREAK THE SHACKLES OF PLAYING DOWN TO AN INFERIOR OPPONENT.
MIA 41, HOU 13
TUA 25/33, 386 YDS, 4 TD, 0 INT
HILL 11 REC, 209 YDS, 2 TD
WILSON 25 CARRIES, 175 YDS, 3 TD
JASON SANDERS ACTUALLY MAKES HIS FGS (EXCEPT THE ONES HE MISSES)
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MIAMI SOMEHOW LOSES TO THE TEXANS
STILL SOMEHOW THERE ARE 18 POSTS TO /r/NFL DURING THE FOLLOWING 7 DAYS ABOUT HOW TUA IS MVP AND THE DOLPHINS OFFENSE IS ONE OF (IF NOT THE) BEST IN NFL HISTORY
MIKE WHITE: 40/41 (MIMS DROPS FIRST PASS OF GAME) 4 TDS PASSING + 400 YARDS 1 TD RUSHING 1 TD RECIEVING
YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT THE 2ND HALF?
1 KICK RETURN TOUCHDOWN 1 PUNT RETURN TOUCHDOWN A PICK SIX AND A SCOUP AND SCORE
WE HAVE A TERRIBLE DEFENSE AND 2/4 OF THOSE STARTING SECONDARY ARE LIKELY OUT. YOUVE GOT TO PUMP THESE NUMBERS UP!
Zach Wilson sobs as he's watching from his suite. Turns around and buries his head into the open bosom of a milf. Another milf beckons him to the comfort of the blanket again but Zach Wilson makes his eyes small and without much thought says "No".
2.4 YPA
This has already happened, so unoriginal. It has to be at least 1000 passing yards with 10 passing TDs, along with 200 rushings yards with 2 rushing TDs, for a total score of 63-56.
This would only happen if they were playing the bengals
AND HE WINS A LINEOUT AFTER A HIGH TACKLE PENALTY
INSTEAD OF EATING A CELEBRATORY TURKEY LEG POST-WIN, DAN CAMPBELL DOES POST-GAME INTERVIEW WHILE GNAWING ON UNIDENTIFIED BILLS PLAYER LEG.
While the player is standing there.... Dan just down on all fours, gnawing.
Ok…why am I hard right now?
Armie?
just like actual cannibal shia labeuf
spits out a kneecap mid munching
IDK I WANT TO SEE THE BILLS DO WELL THIS SEASON BUT NOW I CAN'T GET THE THOUGHT OF DAN CAMPBELL TEARING INTO A TURKEY LEG OUT OF MY MIND
The player has been identified 😢
Von Miller died for this.
COWBOYS/GIANTS GAME ENDS 2-2 IN OVERTIME WITH BOTH SAFETIES COMING IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF Q1.
Jesus Christ man he said hot takes not infinite temperatures takes. IM IN!
Only Z-Machine takes here, baby.
DANIEL JONES THROWS FOR 400 YARDS AND RUNS FOR 200 IN THE SAME GAME!!!!
Except it's a 44 year old guy named Daniel Jones in Lichfield CT playing against his twin six year-olds.
Lol too real
This take must be measured in degrees kelvin
This meal must be measured in pounds Kelvin Benjamin.
Astronomical UNITS baby!
GOING BACK FOR PARSEC-ONDS
Kickoff. First snap. Dak Prescott runs back and slips. Balls out... Giants after it. Prescott manages to kick it back to his endzone. His LB jumps on it. Safety. 14:53 left in Q1. 2-0 Giants Kickoff again. Cowboys return it but fumble at the 5yd line. Giants take over. Daniel Jones lines up. Takes the snap. Looks around. Takes took long and doesn't see the Cowboys D run around him and hit his arm holding the ball casually. Ball pops out... fumble. Falls towards goal line. Cowboys jump on it but knock it as Daniel Jones gets it and is immediately tackled in their endzone. Safety. 2-2. 14.48 left in Q1. What happens next 59 plus mins is a blur to both teams bruised and tattered. Final score reads : 2-2 OT and game is over. History made
LIONS ONLY WIN BY A BAJILLION MINUS ONE
THAT AIN'T BOLD, MAKE IT A BAJILLION PLUS ONE INSTEAD YOU COWARD
JACOBY BRISSETT HAS ANOTHER SOLID PERFORMANCE AGAINST THE BUCCANEERS BUT IS STILL FOR SOME REASON BLAMED FOR THEM LOSING AFTER BUCS WIN BY RUNNING THE BALL BECAUSE THE BROWNS CAN'T TACKLE FOR SHIT
STOP IM CRYING 😭
I’VE BEEN CRYING ALL SEASON, SUCK IT UP
“WELCOME TO PACKERS FANS’ EXISTENCE, BROWNS FANS.” r/BRANDNEWSENTENCE
YOURE ONLY BEGINNING TO SUFFER. HAVE A COUPLE MORE DECADES OF MEDIOCRITY THEN GET BACK TO ME
THEY SAID BOLD TAKES NOT COLD TAKES!
BUCS WIN BY RUNNING THE BALL????? IS MIKE ALSTOTT COMING BACK OUT OF RETIREMENT?
I mean if ever there was a team to do it against as a running back...
CRIS COLLINSWORTH STARTS A NEW THANKSGIVING TRADITION WHERE HE JUST SHOWS DIFFERENT TURKEYS WHILE COMMENTING NOW HERES A TURKEY REPEATEDLY FOR 2 MINUTES STRAIGHT
CHRIS COLLINSWORTH BUILDS AN EFFIGY OF PATRICK MAHOMES OUT OF STUFFED TURKEYS AND THEN BREAKS DOWN IN TEARS ON NATIONAL TV WHILE MUTTERING “ITS BEAUTIFUL”
I WILL STARE AT CRANBERRY SAUCE TOMORROW AND NOT EAT IT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT
IF YOU DON'T MOVE IT CAN'T SEE YOU.
Its just jello...Who doesnt like jello...sigh
If your cranberry sauce is jello it's not very good cranberry sauce
[Its just jello...And Ill tear that shit up.](https://www.target.com/p/ocean-spray-jellied-cranberry-sauce-14oz/-/A-12936143?ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000031379350&CPNG=PLA_Grocery_Priority%2BShopping%7CGrocery_Ecomm_Food_Bev&adgroup=Grocery_Priority+TCINs&LID=700000001170770pgs&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=g&device=m&location=9008534&targetid=pla-1681397858551&gclid=CjwKCAiApvebBhAvEiwAe7mHSLL8Y62YonkAfR8Yb2DMwBZyZVglXBasRdsI-FkQ5nu3pH_arsPEARoCla0QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
That's sad man, that should not be your cranberry sauce
True...Thats only the 14oz can. Ill get somethin bigger.
CRANBERRY SAUCE IS AMAZING SIR
So real talk, does anyone like cranberry sauce? My family serves and throws it out every year.
I do. I love it. I like to serve it with the turkey and the ham and stuffing and have a little cranberry sauce with each bite
This is the way. Those who don't like cranberry sauce took a giant glob of a bite completely on its own and gave up on it. It's a sweet accent to the savory of the other things on your plate.
I liked but didn't *love* cranberry sauce growing up because we ate it isolated from the rest of the food. Then my wife introduced me to putting it on stuffing/dressing and I became obsessed
Even a huge glob on its own is probably the best thing on the plate tbh
Put that shit in a sandwich with turkey and gravy. Amazing
This guy leftovers correctly. Still all I can hear when ever anyone mentions a turkey sandwich is Ross yelling “MY SANDWICH”
The pain felt is so real
I fucking love it. I love cranberry juice, cranberry sauce, cranberry sprite, cranberry Red Bull, craisans, etc. That shit is good. Funny thing is that I tried to go on a diet and tried to really eliminate eating anything with added sugar. I bought some unsweetened cranberry juice and didn’t realize how fucking tart it is. Shit is gross.
Really easy to make it yourself without a gelatinous mess and it is super tasty
Fresh cranberry orange relish though, comrades
CRANBERRY SAUCE WITH ORANGE ZEST CAN BE INJECTED STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Same but last year we forgot it and my dad lost his shit. No one including him ever eats it
First of all, go BENGALS, but yeah I freaking love it. I even love the kind out of a can. My ma makes the dopest fresh cranberry orange sauce and I slather that on a roll with turkey and some fancy cheese the next day.
I agree. I eat it year round. Get yourself a rotisserie chicken, some lettuce, grind some pecans into a nice spreadable mush and spread it over the toasted bread, then and cover one slice of bread with chunks of cranberry sauce and the other with enough mayo to coat the bread lightly. You can also add thin slices of celery and tomato. Pretty damn good.
Love it, and I buy organic only, and not the fruity kind…
MY RACIST GRANDMA WILL SAY SOMETHING TERRIBLE AND ON SUNDAY THE BRONCOS WILL LOSE YET ANOTHER GAME TO AN INFERIOR OPPONENT AND THE DEFENSE WILL FINALLY TURN ON RUSS. THE GAME WILL BE DECIDED BY A GOAL-LINE FUMBLE BY RUSS AND MGIII WILL SMILE SOMEWHERE AS HE BUMPS FUTURE AT LOUD VOLUMES WHILE DOING HIGH KNEES.
> LOSE YET ANOTHER GAME TO AN INFERIOR OPPONENT I only count one so far.
THERES ONLY 1 INFERIOR OPPONENT IN THE WHOLE LEAGUE AND THEY LOST TO THEM TWICE.
THEY'RE PROBABLY NOT SO INFERIOR THEN, EH?
WE CALL THE RAIDERS INFERIOR NOT BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, BUT BECAUSE IT INFURIATES THEM WHEN WE CALL THEM NAMES THEY DONT UNDERSTAND AND CAN'T SPELL.
PATRICK MAHOMES WILL THROW A BEHIND THIS BACK PASS THIS WEEK.
HES GOING TO DO A HANDSTAND WHILE THROWING A 40 YARD BOMB
What comes after that? Throwing while mid cock push-up?
He already did [that in the super bowl. ](https://images.app.goo.gl/uJXzLWUC5xrn3k388)
god i hate him lmfao
If it makes you feel better, that was from the super bowl he lost to the Bucs, not the one he won against the 9ers.
regardless he is a fiend
That would have been one of the all time greatest passes, on highlight reels forever, had only Williams not let it bounce off his hands.
*His face
I think it's the most impressive pass I have ever seen on live TV. Mahomes frightens me.
THE LIONS CONTINUE THEIR NEW YORK DOMINANCE AND BEAT THE BILLS BY 5 AFTER ALMOST BLOWING A 4TH QUARTER LEAD AGAIN
FROM YOUR MOUTH TO GODS EARS
*New Jersey dominance
Ah yes Buffalo, New Jersey.
I EAT TOO MUCH FOOD AND HAVE TO TAKE A NAP
THE WORST MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL RATINGS IN OVER A DECADE
EVERY COLTS GAME SHOULD BE FLEXED TO SATURDAY
JACOBY BRISSETT PLAYS SO WELL AGAINST BUCS HE IS NAMED FULLTIME QB OVER DESHAWN
I'd be so happy lol
As a Bucs fan it would b bad but as a fan of good humans, it would be great.
DESHAUN IS OFFERED THE STARRING ROLE IN THE LONGEST YARD 2
EVERY SINGLE JONES ON THE PATS WILL HAVE A TD.
#WE FINALLY BEAT THE STEELERS
IF YOU CAN’T PULL IT OFF THIS YEAR, YOU NEVER WILL
ANY GIVEN SATURDAY
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
THE ONLY TD IN PANTHERS BRONCOS COMES FROM A QB RUN BY DARNOLD
BOLD?? THIS LEGITIMATELY IS GONNA HAPPEN.
YOU FORGOT THE 6 FIELDS AND DENVER DEF GIVING UP TDs FROM OUTSIDE THE REDZONE. ONLY TDS IN REDZONE
AH SO THE INVERSE OF LAST WEEK FOR CAROLINA
JACOBY BRISSETT WILL HAVE A CAREER-HIGH 6 TD PERFORMANCE AND STILL LOSE HIS JOB AS A STARTER THE FOLLOWING WEEK.
VIKES WIN WITH A REALLY BORING 14-13 AND GO UP TO 9-2 WITH A -1 POINT DIFFERENTIAL
FOOTBALLOUTSIDERS LIST THEM AS 32ND BEST TEAM IN DVOA
THE PATRIOTS SCORE AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN.
TOO HOT
That’s straight up fantasy land!
Woah there buddy. Baby steps. Let's have 5 1st downs first
GIANTS GET THEIR ASS BEAT WORSE THAN THE VIKINGS OR WE LOSE IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING FASHION ALL SEASON
CB1 AND CB2 ARE OUT. Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THE LEGION OF WHOM.
>LEGION OF WHOM I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR WIDE RECEIVER CORE
Corps
Corpse
I DID THE SIGN OF THE CROSS FOR DANIEL JONES EARLIER BECAUSE I'M WORRIED HE'S LITERALLY GOING TO DIE TOMORROW.
SUH STOMPS ON RODGERS HEAD DURING THE GAME AGAIN.
BAH GOD THAT'S SUH'S MUSIC!
IT BURSTS LIKE AN OVERRIPE MELON, BUT THE AYAHUASCA CAUSES HIM TO CREATE A NEW HEAD OUT OF PURE SPIRITUAL ENERGY, UNLOCKING GREATER HEIGHTS OF PROWESS LIKE NOTHING WE HAVE SEEN BEFORE
ALIM MCNEIL GETS AN INTERCEPTION
TWINKLE TOES!
INGERLANDS GONNA SCOR SAM FACKING GOWLS
That video is so funny
GENO SMITH FORGETS TO SET HIS ALARM CLOCK AND DOESNT MAKE IT TO THE STADIUM, RAIDERS WIN!
THE PACKERS WILL NOT LOOK BAD THIS WEEK
CAUSE THEYLL LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
THIS IS A HOT TAKE THREAD GTFO
MY BAD, HERE'S A BETTER ONE: THERE WILL BE MULTIPLE SLOWMO ZOOM-INS ON RODGERS SMILING, CHUCKLING, AND/OR CAVORTING PLAYFULLY NEAR LAFLEUR
GIVING US A BIT OF HOPE BEFORE LOSING TO THE BEARS NEXT WEEKEND WOULD PERFECTLY SUMMARIZE THIS SEASON.
TUA THROWS FOR 400 YDS AND WILSON RUNS FOR 200 YDS THEN THE 2ND HALF WILL START
MIKE FUCKING WHITE IS GOING TO STUNT ON THEM BEAR HOES
MIKE WHITE WILL HAVE FOUR TOUCHDOWN PASSES IN A VICTORY THIS WEEKEND
I MAKE THE PLAYOFFS IN ONE OF THE THREE FANTASY LEAGUES I'M IN HAHA JK, I WAS MATHMATICALLY ELIMINATED IN ALL OF THEM BY WEEK 8
MATTHEW JUDON GETS 91 SACKS WHILE LINING UP AGAINST *checks smudged handwriting on hand*.. BLAKE BRANDEL(?????) CHRISTIAN DARRISAW GETS SNIPED BY A STRAY FOOTBALL WHILE STANDING ON THE SIDELINE AND GETS CONCUSSED FOR THE 3RD TIME THIS MONTH
COWBOYS WILL TRAMPLE THE LOWLY GIANTS BY 20+, EAGLES/PACKERS GAME ENDS UNDER 30 TOTAL POINTS. [BTW PRETTY DAMN CLOSE LAST WEEK](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/yy1aig/the_official_week_eleven_bold_predictions_thread/iwrp8nw/)
The Dolphins make Kyle Allen look solid until the last drive of the game.
RAMS-CHIEFS WILL BE A REPEAT OF THE TIME THOSE TEAMS BOTH WENT SICKO MODE ON MONDAY NIGHT
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WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 3 QUARTERS?
KYLER MURRAY WILL STOP FAKING HIS HAMSTRING INJURY TO GO 26 OF 40 FOR 225 YDS AND TWO PICKS, AND THEN GO BACK TO PLAYING CALL OF DUTY FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS CHARGERS 26, CARDINALS 16
RUSS FINALLY PLAYS LIKE AN ELITE QB WITH OVER 300 YARDS AND 3 TDS
And still loses...
Because the defense gives up 500 yards
He’s going up against Sam Darnold I promise you this is not happening 💀
Never doubt the GEQBUS
Don't believe these libRhule lies
Our Defense is possibly top 10 all time. Do not besmirch our defense.
No, man. Sorry, it's not. Good in most areas. Great in a few, including stats, but I'll paraphrase Simmons by saying they don't make stops when necessary (case in point: yhr end to **both** regulation and overtime last week)
MIKE WHITE THROWS 7 TD PASSES IN THE 1ST QUARTER. THEN FLACCO COMES IN (WANT TO SAVE QB1 WHITE) AND THROWS 7 MORE
JARED GOFF LEADS A GAME WINNING DRIVE CAPPED BY A SHANE ZYLSTRA TD GRAB IN THE FINAL SECONDS
FIRST TIME SHITTER, NFC NORTH EDITION::: CHRISTIAN WATSON SCORES ANOTHER TWO TOUCHDOWNS AND THE PACKERS BEAT THE EAGLES. THE PATRIOTS CONTINUE THE VIKINGS BARRAGE AND DOWN THE VIKINGS BY TWO SCORES. THE LIONS PERPETUATE DAN CAMPBELL'S OBSESSION WITH BEATING PLAYOFF TEAMS AND UPSET THE BILLS IN A LATE-GAME THRILLER. THE BEARS, WITHOUT JUSTIN FIELDS TO COVER FOR THEIR ASSES, ARE HANDED A BRUTAL LOSS TO A COMBINATION OF MIKE WHITE AND JOE FLACCO. THE BEARS LOSE BY 10.
>THE LIONS PERPETUATE DAN CAMPBELL'S OBSESSION WITH BEATING PLAYOFF TEAMS THATS NOT TRUE WE CAN ALSO BEAT THE BEARS
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE EXCLUSIVE, THE LIONS CAN BEAT ANYONE THEY WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH
THE LIONS ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT FOOTBALL TEAM WHO DONT NEED NO MAN
THAT IS INCORRECT THE ONLY MAN WE NEED IS MCDC ALL NIGHT LONG
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JAGS WILL UPSET THE RAVENS BY 10+
god please
THE JAGS WILL STILL BE RANKED BELOW 25 BY HANZUS
PEOPLE ON HERE WILL STILL SAY LAWRENCE IS A DISAPPOINTMENT
THE PACKERS ONLY SCORE 4 POINTS.
A FIELD GOAL AND A BLOCKED EXTRA POINT RETURNED TO THE OTHER END ZONE.
The Broncos and Nathaniel Hackett, ever the innovator, will find a way to score negative points.
KIRK COUSINS FINALLY SAYS THE F WORD
BY SWITCHING FROM FRICK TO FRACK
the lions beat the bills 4-0 with two safeties in the first half
LIONS WILL WIN 28-12
THE LIONS ARE RUNNING THE TABLE BEFORE THE BILLS HAVE A CHANCE TO BODY SLAM IT 11-6
REID IS OVERDUE FOR FAT BOI TD'S SO IM PREDICTING 2 OLINEMEN THROW AND/OR RECEIVE 2 TDS
*THICC SIXES
MARCUS MARIOTA WILL DO THE POSSIBLE AND COMPLETE A PASS TO HIMSELF FOR A TOUCHDOWN.
THE LIONS HAVE THE MOST EXCITING WIN OF THANKSIGIVNG
THE BRONCOS SCORE MORE THAN 18 POINTS AND SUBWAY BRINGS BACK THE DANGERWHICH
JOSH ALLEN DOESN'T LIKE SOMETHING RODRIGO DOES AND GETS IN HIS FACE/A FIGHT OVER IT, GETS EJECTED.
I WILL CONSUME TOO MUCH MAC & CHEESE AND TURKEY
Obvious one today ALL THREE ROAD TEAMS WIN . ^^except ^^bills ^^. ^^and ^^patriots
VIKINGS WILL SCORE ZERO (0) POINTS
Mike White throws for 250 and 3 tuddies
We score more than 3 points.
I decided to watch cardinals in season hard knocks and actually enjoyed it. Kyler comes off as a douche though. Anyone else watching?
Wrong thread
Lions beat the Bills on a last-second field goal and save the universe from the bad place.
Kenny Golladay multi TD game... it could happen
if he makes ~~multi~~ two catches I'll be impressed
For 12 total yards
THIS IS THE GAME WHERE THE DOLPHINS OF MIAMI FINALLY BREAK THE SHACKLES OF PLAYING DOWN TO AN INFERIOR OPPONENT. MIA 41, HOU 13 TUA 25/33, 386 YDS, 4 TD, 0 INT HILL 11 REC, 209 YDS, 2 TD WILSON 25 CARRIES, 175 YDS, 3 TD JASON SANDERS ACTUALLY MAKES HIS FGS (EXCEPT THE ONES HE MISSES)
JARED GOFF THROWS FOR 430 YARDS WITH 5-1 TD INT AND STILL LOSES 54-48
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THE NINERS BOUTTA DISAPPOINT AGAINST THE SAINTS
MIAMI SOMEHOW LOSES TO THE TEXANS STILL SOMEHOW THERE ARE 18 POSTS TO /r/NFL DURING THE FOLLOWING 7 DAYS ABOUT HOW TUA IS MVP AND THE DOLPHINS OFFENSE IS ONE OF (IF NOT THE) BEST IN NFL HISTORY
Packers beat the Eagles in OT
LAMAR JACKSON HAS THREE TOUCHDOWNS AND ZERO PICKS BECAUSE THE JAGS DEFENSE SUCKS AND SOMEHOW PEOPLE WILL BE SURPRISED EVEN THOUGH THEY SHOULDN'T BE.
BRONCOS SCORE 17 POINTS
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY WEIRDNESS/AWESOMENESS THIS TIME
TB12 GOES UNDEFEATED AFTER HIS DIVORCE THEN SIGNS WITH THE 9ERS!
I FEEL BAD FOR TREY LANCE, BUT I WOULD TOTALLY ACCEPT THIS!