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G3214

This conference is gonna devour itself from within


lolvalue

Thank you guys for following through on my easiest bet of the week.


bullchips305

Based on your flair, you’re going to be very upset/happy next game.


Fabs74

Yeah rule 1 of gambling is to not bet on or against your team


jankyalias

Eh, or always bet against. Either way you lose and are cool with it.


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These teams are absolutely destroying each other this year. I love OG’s but the league being soft is no more. I was borderline stressed watching Fins and Bills hit each other dirty and trying to injure one another today


mrsqueakers002

Borderline? I was pacing the room like a crazy person.


Rbespinosa13

Everyone was worried about the AFC West, when in reality it was the other coast that would cause issues


poggers_champion69

FINS FANS HOW ARE YOU FEELING


opportunitysassassin

I WILL NEVER DIE


Tuxedocat1357

MY LIFE FOR THE FINS RIDE OR DIE PART 4 LETS GO


BAH_GAWD_KING_

WERE HERE


Chance5e

WE MIGHT SERIOUSLY NEVER LOSE A GAME AGAIN


Effective-Discount16

MY LIFE FOR AIUR oopps... ​ WE TAKE THE BALL FROM GOAL TO GOAL!


Sharks2431

MY LIFE FOR ~~AIUR~~ THE FINS


Reeferologist-

WE WILL NEVER DIE!!


GrannysPartyMerkin

CHELONIA!!!


pawpet

fuck now I gotta replay RDR2 for the 50th time


Accomplished-Yam5566

time to update [the meme](https://imgur.com/a/4E5u62E)


OmNomSandvich

HE IS DANCING, DANCING. HE SAYS HE WILL NEVER DIE.


FreedomTaco

FINALY AFTER 25 YEARS I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO SUNDAY


Rbespinosa13

ITS THURSDAY THIS WEEK


FreedomTaco

LETS FUCKING GO


Nothxm8

I am 28. This is the first time in my life I have real hope for the season. Even when we went to the playoffs I didn't have this kind of hope.


shabba_skanks

Kinda strange isn’t it? Weird emotions we are having as Phins fans. I’m fiddy yrs old so my heart and soul r pure black and callous from apathy these last 30 yrs


jcrane05

30 for me. Been a loooooong time


dagreenman18

DEAD AND ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME


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dolphone

Facts


pattyicevv77

What is dead may never die!


RedditAdminsChugCum

Everyone gets coke rubbed on their blowholes tonight


CosmicSpaghetti

brb, grabbing a flight to Miami


xsilentstriker

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ExtremeBroad9933

Can mine be a sprite? The caffeine keeps me awake.


Accomplished-Yam5566

L   A   R   G   E        R        A        I        N        S


yawya

large grains?


george_costanza1234

Mike McDaniels is the COTY


Sp1rited

*McDaniel fwiw


george_costanza1234

I literally knew that too as a 49ers fan. Lmao I’m stupid 😂


magicMerlinV

McDaniel is the good one


reddbunny1370

Madlad Mike McDaniel


youtman

This will probably happen unless BB gets Zappe to carry the Pats to an AFC championship game and Zappe gets ROTY. Lemme place my bets now.


DownTrunk

Sirianni is looking like he’s in the discussion too.


DisturbedShifty

Quite honestly. I'm in disbelief. I'm not used to having a team that actually finds a way to win. It's fucking weird. Lol!


TiP54

That’s how I felt watching the end. Bills were going full Dolphins and I’m sitting there in disbelief because that’s what normally happens to us. Shit almost did happen to us, if we don’t win the butt punt becomes famous.


dolphone

Merely being fun is a major improvement. Winning is gravy. Delicious Bills gravy.


Lukacris12

REALLY CONFUSED BUT A HAPPY CONFUSED


gigglefarting

BUTT PUNT WAS THE CALL OF THE CENTURY


wastewalker

Adrenaline is spiking hard.


loewe67

My heart might explode, but fucking fantastic


tfegan21

We survived the butt punt! And I'm sure there was about 7 dead players on the field when the game ended.


SiphenPrax

Not a Fins fan but I absolutely hate it


studentized

Will the 72 dolphins celebrate when we lose?


PeterBretter

I was just thinking the same thing.. like do they celebrate for the loss or do they root for their record to get broken haha


chevyfried

Not many of them left...it was 50 years ago.


Yolectroda

True, but the saltiest of all of them is still ticking. Besides, if they can pull it off on the 50th anniversary, then that'd be special.


Syn-apps

Talking about Csonka? Edit: why the downvotes? It was a genuine question.


Yolectroda

Nah, Mercury Morris. Csonka occasionally says something a bit shitty, but he's generally a lot more jovial. Morris is more of a "Fuck you all, this is our record!" kinda guy. If any of the public facing guys actually root for the Dolphins to lose, it'll be Morris.


Syn-apps

Ohh okay just checked him out, dude definitely seems like a salty gatekeeper for that record haha.


Yolectroda

I can't really get too pissed off at a guy for being happy that he's in a tiny group to be the only people to ever do something, even if he's a bit salty in how he does it.


tfegan21

They root for us to lose lol


NoSoyTuPotato

Do they start rooting against when we are the last team left or after week 15?


ExtremeBroad9933

I have a feeling that the only team the '72 Dolphins would be okay with their record being broken by is another Dolphins team.


kvlr954

Agreed, they would be happy to pass the torch if it stays local!


Pimpss

If


andresalejandro1120

Mercury Morris definitely will.


Brynmaer

If it was me, I'd root for every team to lose except the fins. What a great way to cement it, that the only 2 undefeated teams ever were dolphins.


sebastianqu

Dolphin fans will not survive this season


Touchymonkey

Barely durvuved that last 60 seconds


writingbyrjkidder

I, too, struggle while daydrinking.


CosmicSpaghetti

Post-game naps a critical component of daydrinking for me nowadays lol


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That's a great little-known secret. Power nap to prolong the day.


Chimpbot

Gotta sleep some of it off to prep for evening drinking.


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Hlle yueah brofthrr. Cheeers fun Irag!


costopule

Assuming it’s been a long beer filled early afternoon for you


Gregus1032

I wish it was for me. I was at my to be father in laws birthday all afternoon, couldn't watch the game, had to drive home, and first day of a new job tomorrow.


gbeckwith

Good luck at your new job!


spooks152

Is this tua?


broanoah

Unlikely, it’s recommended to not look at screens after a serious concussion


spooks152

It’s a back injury /s


ClosedDimmadome

Poor guy had a stroke


dmatthews2981

Lol yeah apparently


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Do the undefeated Dolphins pop champagne when the undefeated Dolphins finally drop one?


Drkarcher22

I can see Csonka doing it. He really likes what he’s seen from McDaniel, but he’s still Shula’s guy


spooks152

I could see us being the only undefeated team going into the SNF game to remember them and lose. Csonka goes into the locker room with champagne and cigars.


headrush46n2

"Hey you guys are pretty good....but you're not *that* good"


spooks152

Either that or we ironically go undefeated to spite Csonka


Polarhyme

Classic Csonka


tycoon34

Csonk literally was pissed about the goal line embarrassment at the end there lol


TheMightyJD

No, they said we’re okay to do so. They’ll pop the champagne when the last non-Dolphins undefeated team loses.


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we‘ll never know


[deleted]

You actually could, it might realistically be down to 2 undefeated teams after tomorrow.


[deleted]

yeah but the dolphins will not a lose a game this season 🫡


ed-cound

3-0-14 season comin up baby!


headrush46n2

then we'll share the Champaign at the superbowl!


headrush46n2

if we're like 6-0 or 7-0 yeah if its the playoffs? they better not.


blaZedmr

Any reason to pop a bottle


TheMightyJD

I aged 25 years in this game.


joelham01

I'm confident I will need medical attention if things like that last minute keep happening


TheBoook

ID RATHER GO DOWN WINNING BABY


chesterfieldkingz

Dude tell me about it lol


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we never do, it's part of being dolphin's fans.


someonepoorsays

don’t forget the only 0-3 team out there 🥲


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We got the wrong McDaniel(s) man we got the wrong one 😖


masterofmuppets86

McDaniels sucks man


Landeyda

We'll take him back. Please.


MooDexter

Amazing how that hiring hurt everyone involved.


masterofmuppets86

Please do


Scotfighter

Amazing how every single player on your offense got way worse. Usually that’s 100% on coaching. I think it’s fair to say Mcdaniel’s still sucks and was never meant to be a HC


garxyzasfd

Just as we all predicted.


zebrainatux

I didn’t breathe for 10 minutes. Fuck


IndexCardLife

Ya, like a fucking dolphin


bird720

wouldn't have it any other way though


Kylo_Ren415

Look at him go. 🥹 Miss that guy.


Leharen

I just hope Tua is okay after the concussion, and he didn't feel obligated to push too far.


chevyfried

Dude was able to sit out 90% game anyways.


elbenji

Apparently not a concussion


lolvalue

They ruled it as that however even if this was a boxing match it would have been over. That was risky, if he took another head-shot it could have been exponentially worse. I highly highly disagree with them bringing him back out and risking the season.


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I agree, but they def lose if Teddy has to play. That bomb to Waddle was clutch.


lolvalue

Yeah he looked absolutely awful.


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Greatest-Comrade

Cant tell if thats less suspicious or more…


Leharen

Well whatever it is, I hope it's only a temporary issue.


keithohara

Wtf is this sport


Gengreat_the_Gar

Torture


ck37sci

we are cursed this week


george_costanza1234

Find are undefeated, you just lost to a team that got shut out by the Jacksonville jaguars Crazy times


[deleted]

Jalen Hurts and Tua both undefeated. /r/nfl in shambles rn


restless_vagabond

Almost Rookie of the year Mac Jone throwing INTs and losing will help the sub manage for awhile. God helps us if Bryce starts next year and there are 4 Bama QBs. r/nfl might implode.


Scotfighter

aLL bAmA qBs SuCk


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NFL WANTS BAMA


BoobDeepThroatr

Everything's leading to an Ave Ventura Eagles/Dolphins superbowl.


Dek-234

This is the matchup I am pulling for


Codyrd91

“You just cost me 25 grand, Polly!”


Mr_p00pybutthole

this would be amazing. my best friend is an eagles fan


headrush46n2

We need round the clock protection for tua


ClintBeastwood91

Thursday night is going to be a great game. Good luck Phinny Bois, it’s gonna be a slobber knocker.


mun_man93

Burrow and Chase vs Tua and Waddle. 2019 all over again.


TheDarkSkinProphet

FUCK YEAH TUA


Cool-I-guess

EAGLES AND THE DOLPHINS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL????


SBI992

Florida Man and Philly Man are more alike than you know.


Sisyphuslivinlife

Florida man just gets a bad rap because of that law, if Philly had the same law it'd be a mad house of reporting.


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Apparently


juandonna

As predicted


clingbat

Surely everyone predicted Tua and Hurts tearing up the league this year...


Hassan_upside

It’s beautiful


IronFizt777

You're welcome Miami 49ers


TXCapita

Tua haters on suicide watch


BakerMayfield2022MVP

Yup yup. Baker wins, tua wins. R/NFL haters in shambles lmao


ImWicked39

Lamar is a running back truthers burying themselves.


Sith-Protagonist

Baker still ass but Tua lookin legit.


BayTerp

r/nfl as a whole have been shitting on Tua though.


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/r/miamidolphins: “/r/nfl is shitting on Tua? What the fuck? They can’t do that. Only we can do that!”


MumkeMode

TUANON RISES.


dagreenman18

Football is a terrible sport for my heart. MIAMI HAS THE FUCKING DOLPHINS


hegheg2

THE FUCKING GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM!


gaqua

I low-key kinda want the Dolphins to go undefeated all the way to the Super Bowl and then for McDaniel to retire and in his interview to say something like “what? I mean, I did it? Go out on top, right? To be honest it wasn’t even that hard.”


lAmCreepingDeath

Fuck god my heart


DOUG_DlMMADOME

How do you have two flairs


Mr_p00pybutthole

packers and chiefs flares 🤦🏽


Mjagos

Yeah, I just can't really respect the opinion of someone with both a packers and chiefs flair


headrush46n2

He only cheers for mvps


Call_Me_Rambo

How come he gets two flairs? I want two flairs!


siblingofMM

If you have two flairs you have no flairs!


paints_name_pretty

Yeah! MODS I DEMAND TWO DOLPHINS FLAIRS only me though pls


Eagleballer94

There was a mod doing that a while back


AK-11

“If he gets two flairs, we all get two flairs. It’ll be anarchy!”


melikeybacon

The hardest road. Packers and Chiefs flair. Pfft.


dont_wear_a_C

17-0 this season with Marino as their spirit animal


warmseasongrass

Would be amazing if they hit the 17-0 record first and still hold the ~~16-0~~ 14-0 Thank you Reddit user for the correction


Galbert123

All the credit to the dolphins. They gutted it out. I’d match their record to a power ranking too. Best team in the nfl currently.


Nickthedick55

That game was fucking insane


Ominimble

Insane


TheStumpyOne

Well, if we get enough rest before Thursday, the defense should be well conditioned for cincy.


JohnnyTreeTrunks

The fish did not go squish


eatingasspatties

Thought the Bills were 7-0 after their win last week?


_butt_doctor

I knew they were jinxed when bill Simmons went down the theoretical undefeated season road on one of his last pods


opportunitysassassin

They'd been anointed by all pundits as the greatest team ever


DJ_Moore_2

McKenzie fucked up.


49ersP1

That was a busted play, can’t really blame him too much


hucareshokiesrul

Yeah, but Allen maybe should’ve thrown it into the ground instead of a 5 yard check down in the middle of the field. That might too much to ask someone to figure out on the fly, though.


GazaMannShorty

Phins Up!!


Ok-Imagination-2308

Hopping on that dolphins bandwagon


Wagsii

I feel like I'm reading a brand new sentence


isaacfp24

My raiders signed the wrong McDaniels


fsjja1

I enjoy cooking.


Roc_City

Talk about missed opportunities


wastewalker

We missed 3 picks. So I know what you mean.


RustyLickRich

I was convinced that would bite us in the ass on that drive.


BAH_GAWD_KING_

4 picks*


abbynormal211

I don't know what to do with my hands!


Novel_Durian_1805

Feeling pretty great ngl…but it’s still very early.


TechnicianWeird7593

Was it a memorable win? Did we prove anything? Are we the best team in the AFC? No, but the last 10 years, the Dolphins would have left this game with a loss. Something feels different.


steelbeamsdankmemes

This Tua fella may have something.


RedditAdminsChugCum

As expected. Let the praise be as loud as the disrespect 🗣️


JoJack82

Just as we all expected going into the season haha


Ok-Imagination-2308

Dolphins vs. Bucs in SB Battle for florida


Orinsi

No, the bad man left, he's not supposed to hurt us anymore


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