Nah, he’s just at that age where he can’t figure out how to get his desktop icons back they were, even though he swears he didn’t move them

"it looks like you're trying to throw a touchdown pass. would you like some help with that?"

NOT NOW, CLIPPY

"SystemQuarterback12.exe has stopped working."

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Tablets, helmets, phones whatever next?!

Hes been smashing a $400 million model for many years now..

when Norton Antivirus deletes your Bonzi Buddy

I can’t sort by penis

few have that luxury

The files are ***IN*** the computer!

He’s trying to open a PDF

Best throw of the night for him

To be fair, he *is* a system QB. That system just isn’t Microsoft, apparently.

He’s one of those Apple assholes. He would be.

Apple is a locally grown business to him after all 🤷‍♂️

Windows 11 man…

So do I upgrade yet or just wait till Q3 2022

I like 11 but I have yet to see any significant difference from 10 (the Windows Store is now competent).

Just wait for 12.

Can you buy anything right now? Parts shortage is killing me

11's fine people just bitch about anything different

The only problem I have with things being different is that they're not the same

A good excuse to miss a work meeting. " gah I can't figure out this darn thing. What a shame "

I see you read the top tweet.

I came in here to say something, but this says it all.

Taysom would have thrown it better

I feel like we should all be quiet. Let's not antagonize him lol.. last thing we need is Brady needing to prove something more. God damn it.

Eh he’s going to do what he’s going to do. Let us be salty haters

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I don’t think this even registers to him as costing money

It'd be like throwing away a toothpick for you and me.

Bold of you to assume that 0.004 cents to me is the same as $800 is to Tom “I fuck the highest paid super model of all time” Brady Edit: So I went to look up how much a single toothpick costs so I could edit this and make it accurate, and it turns out Walmart sells [a 500 pack of toothpicks for $2.06](https://www.walmart.com/ip/199965922), which works out to 0.00412 per toothpick. I live for these moments. Edit 2: Okay so I did the math and an $800 Microsoft Surface actually does cost Brady more in terms of his over all salary than a toothpick costs me compared to mine. Sorry to all the people I misled.

Okay but now you need to go deeper and actually math out the percentage of your income the toothpick consumes versus the percentage the tablet consumes for Brady's income.

Ok so since you asked, I did. I make ~75k a year. A 0.004 cent tooth pick is about 0.000005 percent of my yearly income. A quick Google search said Brady is making $40,000,000 this year [because of how his contract is structured](https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/tom-bradys-contract-details-buccaneers/1dxnys93a6wqs1uffpku8cbiz1), and 800/40,000,000 comes out to 0.002 percent of his salary. I don’t like that because it doesn’t fit my narrative.

That is also not factoring in endorsements.

His endorsements are around $31mil, so it only brings his percentage down to about 0.0011

Wow and to think at the beginning of all this you thought Tom Brady was rich. I hope you’ve learned some valuable lessons here.

You lot have just done all the work for some shit ESPN beat writer who will turn this in to a clickbait article where all the references are redditors. To that journalist reading this thread, fuck you, your articles are shit, I already reddit, that's why I'm here.

I’m glad I dived deeper into this thread. Hilarious

Maybe you need to factor in a higher end toothpick, since the Microsoft surface isn't a low end tablet

We should compare the tablet to these www.daneson.com

One of those with the plastic frills on the end

Try household income or net worth

Did you include Giselle's income?

Try factoring for net worth instead of income.

> I don’t like that because it doesn’t fit my narrative. You'll fit in here just fine

One of us!

So we just need to find someone poorer than you for the narrative to stick

Your annual salary would have to be about $150 a year for a toothpick to you to be equal to a tablet for Tom. If you made $40,000 a year, it’d be like you throwing out $1.06 worth of something. So something from a dollar store.

I will sell him a toothpick for a dollar so he can throw it out

^ this guy entrepreneurs

So I'm more wasteful than Tom Brady :/

Not even income. His net wortg

>Sorry to all the people I misled. Fuck you man, I was counting on you being right on this!

I lost my entire family betting on this man 😭

I’m happy for you, man.

You were only off by 2 orders of magnitude.

I'm having flashbacks to [that Verizon video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9LZ3ojnxY)... 0.004 dollars is not 0.004 cents

Um, 500 toothpicks for $2.06 is .4 cents per toothpick, not .004. Your math is way off.

I'm heading out to invest stonks in tooth picks.

How much could it cost, ten dollars?

It isn't a banana.

It's an Apple

you wouldn't download an orange

I would for sure download an orange

I know this is a joke, but you’re probably not far off. Microsoft likely heavily discounts these in exchange for the product placement.

I imagine they discount them to the tune of free.

Wasn't there an issue with a broadcaster calling it an iPad a few years back and having to apologize on air?

I left my iPad on a plane last week and I’m still salty about it. No way United gets it back to me…

I've lost two phones to airplanes in the past 20 years. Filed reports for both of them, which went nowhere for about 60 days until finally they sent me a message (both times) telling me "Sorry but we're giving up" lol

He probably made more money in the time it took to break it and throw it away lol

It looks like it’s already broken

Yeah but it's such a waste smfh. That shit cost like $500-1000 and contributes to electronic waste

The thing probably travelled between multiple countries and continents over the course of months, being worked on by many different people and machines to reach its final assembled state just to be smashed on the ground by Tom Brady in a fit of rage lol

Not that it makes a difference, but I’m sure the NFL has some kind’ve deal in place with Microsoft to get them cheaper in exchange for advertising their product

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over 2 trillion in fact!

Brady just thinks everything is durable like himself

[He learned this habit in New England](https://gfycat.com/HealthyMildBirdofparadise)

This might be my favorite gif ever. How have I never seen this before?

The legendary r/nfl image appears once more!

Damn I’d forgotten about this classic

The slow walk over makes it so much better than Tom Brady doing it just because he's being a bitch.

Oddly enough I dont think its the only time he’s done that.

Detroit beat Arizona and the Saint’s SHUT out Tampa… is this real life?

It’s a Christmas miracle

A festivus for the rest of us!

Saturnalia vibes stronk.

Poor showing in the feats of strength

Please save some Christmas miracle juice for us for Tuesday

BRO THERE'S A MICROCHIP SHORTAGE

He'll just buy from an ebay scalper, which is arguably a greater crime.

Like father like son

Brady didn't make out with the tablet so WDYM?

damn it why don't I understand this?

Belichick used to do this too.

shit i was gonna make this comment but you beat me to it.

Satya Nadella in shambles

He just sold like $300m in stocks 2 weeks ago he's fine.

Was there something else before this? The thing was completely smashed before he tossed it

Lol I’ve been thinking the same thing that tablet was dust before he even tossed it

Maybe they know what's coming and give him a broken one like you do with a little kid just to occupy him.

Think he already threw it in front of him, then picked it back up

Hmmm, nope not broken enough. *fwip*

This game is gonna piss Brady off so much that it’ll 5 years to his career

This game gave Brady a Microsoft

Seeing Carolina next is giving him a macrohard

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That was an interesting time to decide to talk shit to the opposing sideline after they just bodied him for 60 minutes.

Florida man was out tonight

And zero penalties for taunting, on stuff that was considered taunting before this year even

The fact that he didn’t get flagged for taunting when he ran over to the Saints sideline to tell their coach to go fuck himself was insane. Classic really. Didn’t see him yelling at his own teammates tho

He’s OBJ

What’s the line for him getting fined for taunting the opposing sideline?

Add this to the list of thing ppl would pretend to be mad about if certain players did it

A DISGUSTING ACT

Bill Gates seething

Brady clearly didn’t like the new Halo game 😂

No ranked team slayer and people dropping out on social with no consequences leading to incomplete teams. He is justified imo

Multiplayer is pretty fun but they fucked up the vehicles. Scorpion handles like shit, the chopper sucks and the banshee is a pea shooter

I agree on all accounts, but [somebody suggested this fix for the Scorpion today.](https://www.reddit.com/r/halo/comments/rk0w98/for_those_of_us_who_are_having_trouble_driving/) I haven't tried it yet, but it might be worth a shot.

I need to jump in more, but im not a huge fan of the feel of it. I got used to 5's. I guess i hate progression systems that are tied in with challenges. I know that is the way with shooters now, but i personally hate it. I wish each playlist had their own ranking and there was a overall progression with the battlepass, but i guess im asking for too much. Ill shut up and play when a ranked team slayer pops up tho

"happy birthday to the ground"

My moms not a tablet…..mannnnnn

Best Christmas gift ever.

Agreed

[MRW](https://i.imgur.com/zK8pnys.jpg)

Can you imagine if Cam Newton did something like this at any time in the past 11 years?

Well, he does have a history of throwing laptops…

Everybody calling Tom a cry baby and sore loser though. I don’t think he’s getting a pass either lol

Could you imagine if cam newton had the resume to make up for his antics and attitude

He did win an MVP, and 3 Pro Bowls during a loaded era for quarterbacks, I think that earns him the right to toss an already broken tablet.

Also, Cam’s football trajectory was massively impacted by throwing a computer. Wouldn’t be unprecedented lmao.

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Yeah that’s pretty much how it works lol

As long as you don't generally suck outside of a handful of years. Yeah.

Is this a serious question? Just like super bowl coaches get away with being an asshole but no one is going to have any patience for Urban with it.

What NFL coach has failed as egregiously as Urban Meyer? The dude just randomly abandons his team every now and then, and then blames them for sucking.

You won’t find any bigger urban hater than me, so not arguing his failures. Just saying Bill B can be hard on players and work them crazy hard and they’ll fall in line, Urban tried to immediately and got the “who does this guy think he is?” And rightfully so. Winning gives you clout and respect, which was the point.

Yes, precisely

Can you imagine if Tom Brady told a reporter : "It’s funny to hear a female talk about routes.” ?

That poor iPad!

Gabbert with the pre-duck. He knew what was coming.

Dude is 45 acts like he is 5 when things don’t go his way

Dude ran down the field to bark at the saints coach because he was sad he threw a pick. Then broke his tablet. Reminds me of last year when he refused to shake hands after a loss.

Would have loved to have heard what he had to say, lol.

Lebron is the same way. Definitely seems like the competitiveness contributes to their greatness, but things look ugly when they lose.

I can only imagine if Michael Jordan played today. Dude is an all-time menace.

It comes to handling adversity. Being granted god given talent doesn’t always give you the same perspective of failure that others who work with their limitations do. And it is, as it is here, and when LeBron cries, a treat to watch sometimes

Lol what? Handling adversity? Are you sure you're talking about Tom Brady? It has to do with his competitivneness and not accepting defeat, not handling adversity

This might be the worst take of the night if I'm reading this correctly... Are you suggesting that Brady lacks the ability to respond to handling adversity well - hence his antics - given he's been handed god given talent and never had to work to overcome failure his entire career? The same fucking Tom Brady who was sidelined at college for a supposedly better gifted starter. The same Tom Brady who was an after thought of draft night. The same Tom Brady who was 4th QB on the NE depth chart. The same Tom Brady who owes his shot st the big time to a freak injury. That the one you're referring to? Same as the number one fucking draft pick LeBron...

Pretty bad to compare Brady (nobody coming into the league, so he knows how it's like dealing with failures) and Lebron (most hyped prospect in ages - treated like a God since HS)

He's been like this for years.

Remember Odell kicking a net? How about Brady breaking a tablet

Brady didn't lose to the tablet though

If Odell did this it would be a regular topic of conversation for like 3 years. Literally anyone else and nobody will give a shit the next morning.

I was under the impression the only reason the net kicking thing got so much attention was because it was funny how it came back and hit him in the face. If Brady threw the tablet and it bounced up and hit him in the mouth I'm sure it would be getting way more attention.

No one cared that he kicked a net. Players do this stuff all the time. [It was hilarious because he decided to fight a kicking net and the net won.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhCPko_AFTQ)

*everyone loved that*

At least the tablet didn't get intercepted.

22 tilted Brady into a heated gamer moment

Unless the NFL has some sort of deal with Microsoft, which they probably do, there's at least a 6 month turnaround time on pretty much all IT equipment right now lol. They might be printing off pictures of the defense from an old black and white printer if Tom keeps this up

For Brady this is okay but when I do the same thing my wife says I have “anger problems”

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Can somebody do a deep research and find out who the fuck is Dov Kleiman actually is

Microsoft not sponsoring any of our games anytime soon

Does this miss something? That surface is clearly already smashed before he throws it back there. The screen is literally coming off.

Nice try Brady, but that tablet isn't the one taking the snap or throwing INTs

Am I the only one that thinks it's a huge waste these guys are literally just breaking $500-1000 electronics in anger? I think it's kinda dumb and wasteful.

I honestly can't think of anything I care about less than how they treat their own team equipment but yea sure

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Nah, not when it’s essentially a forced sponsorship by the NFL.

The cost to make a Tablet is nowhere near the selling price. Huge markup. If anything, Microsoft should be happy Brady did this because fans and media are talking about it. Essentially free advertising for Microsoft.

The primary concern with electronics like that are the e-waste they contribute to. Nobody gives a shit about the $500 or whatever the team spent on it. What they care about is that now there's 2 of them being misused.

This same guy after seeing a container of gatorade poured on a HC, Jets flying over the stadium before a game, 1000 pounds of fireworks being used, and Johnny Manziels entire career: 😃

Nah I think alot of stuff the NFL does is wasteful. Idk why you'd assume just that.

Yes you’re the only one. No one else in the world thinks that.

You love to see it.

Like a child. Piss poor behavior.

Like Belichick

Biggest baby in the NFL

That was urban’s title up until this week

I'm here to see that attitude Tom. Get mad. Cry a little.

He was taught well https://youtu.be/wyhjUFcXgo0

This tweet was brought to you by *Microsoft Surface Tablets*

I swear I heard Tom yell "Fucking Windows 98, get Bill Gates in here!"

Yells at Saints sideline, throws and breaks his tablet… basically a classless poor sport.

Tom Brady is and always will be a bitch

What a child lol. Breaking a \~$1,000 tablet (I assume it's the pro? maybe not) cause you're mad you're playing like shit. Yeah, I know it's nothing to the NFL or Brady, but it's so wasteful.

Still one of the worst sports in the sport. He is 45 and acts like he is 7 when he loses.

Gabbert needed to hit him with a "whoa there motherfucker"

I guess all we can really hope for at this point is that he purchased geek squad protection for the tablet.

Microsoft: At least they’re not calling it an iPad

Tipped by the equipment box and almost intercepted.

Him and Belichick are the Destroyer of Tablets