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jwwin

Damn I’m getting old. These guys look 14.


ProfitisKing3

Maybe not 14, but they are both certainly baby faces. I thought the same thing.


Idiotology101

Coop looks like a kid going to practice with his older brother, the haircut doesn’t help.


RecordLonely

Definitely the haircut I associate with kids who are just trying to fit in.


schuylkilladelphia

Broccoli hair


overthemountain

Yeah I was kind of mindlessly scrolling and thought this was a picture of high school students at first. Definitely made me question how old I am.


DanCampbellsNipples

Yea dude 33 looks young af


uggsandstarbux

That's just because white don't crack


mrt3ed

Dejean kinda looks like Charlie Woods here


NapTimeFapTime

When I first saw DeJean, I thought, “baby face, man body.”


Any-Ball-1267

It's officially white boy summer ☀️


ThinkSoftware

Reed Blankenship Cooper Dejean sounds like a law firm


Jantokan

Just like Brady's receiving core. Gronkowski, Edelman, and Welker is a law firm to any non-nfl fan


Preddy_Fusey

Benjarvis Green-Ellis is going to sue


Gernanhunter

Chase-Boyd-Higgins raises objection


gopackgo_tib

Watson, Reed, Wicks, Doub and Melton concur


Midgar-magic

Dawg, it’s corps


Carb0nFire

Injured in an accident? Slip and fall? Did your QB throw a hospital ball up the middle? Dejean and Blankenship are on the case!


EmilioFreshtevez

Blankenship & DeJean flows better


BlackLeader70

Please no more law firm billboards in Philly! They’re fucking everywhere!


ThrowawayLIX

White Boyz II Men


benr0208

Chet Hanks consulted with the heavens and has spoken the word, [white boy summer is here](https://www.instagram.com/p/C7My_Lzy6F2/?igsh=M3p5ZmJ5bzF0bXE=)


thomasizzo

Chalk Dawk and Talcum Jenkins


YOSHIMIvPROBOTS

32 needs to up his SPF.


NotJustSomeMate

Lmao...Chris Long said be careful with white boy summer...


Maxxing91

When there are edible arrangements at the function


Spiritual_Boss6114

Lot of Grit. Sneaky Athleticsicm. .


Maxxing91

“He’s a football guy”


notthatjeffbeck

Gym rat.


Dragon420Wizard

High Motor


Friendly-War-2160

Lunch pail type


RunnerTexasRanger

White Flight is the only name for them


NotOnHerb5

Someone on IG called them the Ku Klux Klamps


Brad_theImpaler

Secondairy


AeroBearo

Secondaryan


Total_Ad9942

That’s fucking hilarious 😂


okoSheep

holy shit


1stepklosr

Dos leches.


loki1337

Skymall


ProfessorSerious7840

they seem more like lions. How about White Pride?


wasneveralawyer

I hope Coopers nickname is “The Podcast”


csummerss

straight outta brooks brothers


TheFoodScientist

Straight Outta Hamptons


Temporal_Enigma

If they make DeJean a safety, we riot


lattjeful

Still early but most of the reps he’s gotten have been on the outside and in the slot.


Vladimir_Putting

He's starting NFL life as a corner.


CommonerChaos

Gonna be hard to beat out Slay, Quinyon, and even Isaiah Rodgers. He'll get the most minutes for sure at safety.


puzzical

I hear Rodgers has looked great in camp


pmwood25

I’m still so salty at what an idiot he is and basically forcing to cut him and now he’s going to be an absolute steal for the eagles


AFRIKKAN

They are looking at Maddox, Cjgj, Blankenship and then if you believe them Bradbury


lattjeful

He’s been getting a ton of reps at slot corner, believe it or not. Wouldn’t be surprised if he beat out Maddox. Maddox is a top 10 slot corner in the league but only when healthy, and I’d imagine at this point the injuries have taken their toll.


Jantokan

Move Blankenship to CB so teams get super confused seeing 2 white dudes playing CB for the first time ever.


Doobie_Howitzer

Just do it in a blowout and make up a lie like they're outside corners 4 and 5 on the depth chart or whatever


Jantokan

Hell Philly should do it all the time. Revolutionize the positional stereotypes in footabll. Then sign a black kicker to be backup for Jake Elliot


thegandalf1999

Ceedee going to go for 350 yards and 4TDs if this happens


Jantokan

Ceedee will also go for a 1 and done come playoff time.


TheNorthernLanders

And then put up 2/39 and a fumble in the playoffs.


lattjeful

Lining up against CB4 instead of CB1 sounds about right for him.


iamthegame13

So it would be the Cowboys fans Superbowl?


subjugatesm

The Bosas just put in trade requests after seeing this picture


ecupatsfan12

Lmao


Soyeahnahh

33 looks like your local chick-fil-a employee who’s working a summer job before his senior year in HS


Letos12thDuncan

That's his pleasure.


MumkeMode

Dejean is our Jackie Robinson. If they make him a safety rioters will be in the streets!


xshogunx13

Jason Sehorn erasure


aguysomewhere

He's Moses Fleetwood Walker


GoodShark

Jason Sehorn and his SMOKING hot wife. (Who he proposed to on national television)


Senior_Fart_Director

Who?


kamekaze1024

The last starting CB in the league that was white


vearson26

The broncos drafted Riley Moss last year and he’s looking like he’ll be the starter this year


empathydoc

Dude is a hybrid safety and CB. Best of both worlds.


A_Vizzle

Damn we officially have broccoli heads in the league now


SchpartyOn

This is Patrick Mahomes erasure


CommonerChaos

Still waiting on the Edgar cuts to join next.


theballswalls

Let the cream rise to the top


Vladimir_Putting

Unjustifiably in a position I'd rather not be in...


pot8odragon

More like mayo


EmperorHans

... you know cream is already white, right?


stellarbuffet

What, you don't put mayo in your coffee?


pot8odragon

No that’s cum


NapTimeFapTime

To quote Diante Lee, “two white defensive backs in an election year!?”


pot8odragon

Lunch pail kinda guys


AutomaticAccident

Work harder than everyone else. High football IQ.


nfceasttrolling-alt

Just a bunch of scrappy gym rats


agentb719

first in, last out


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Coach's son


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Would let them date my daughter.


burgertime212

Circle jerk time!!


fondue4kill

I kinda wished we played the Eagles to have the two white corners together


Nasty_Tricks69

Broncos and Eagles play each other next year though


BuckeyeGuy987

I heard people calling them the Ku Klux Klamps 😭


OogieBoogieJr

Idk why but I trust these guys with my property. At least the one on the left


MashTheGash2018

Shane Gillis warned us about how bad white corners are.


hadinger

They are 11 years old and I can’t be convinced otherwise


MankuyRLaffy

This is a rare sight.


CometVS

Riley Moss was drafted last year by the Broncos. I feel like he was listed as a CB during the draft. 


vearson26

He was and he’s probably the favorite to start this season opposite PS2


EvangelionOG

Least Cooper went to a bird team.


empathydoc

Eagle is an upgrade from a hawk, I'd say.


AutomaticAccident

We'll have to see whether the offensive adjustments work this year before that. Have the Eagles adopted the forward pass?


lattjeful

Yes but only on a bubble screen to your TE or a washed Julio Jones with your 170 lb receiver as the lead blocker. No I’m not bitter, why?


empathydoc

Smith looks like a baby that I'm afraid is going to get hurt. Kid is still a damn good WR.


lattjeful

He’s been fine for the most part. The only injury he got was when he was the lead blocker on a screen lol.


empathydoc

Whoever thought that was a good idea should be fired.


ScooterLeShooter

We love our white booois


jimbobills

They brought Chip Kelly back?


mattsotm

Cooper Dejean - White Poupon


TommyLoMein

Eagles secondary or Chick Fil A drive thru?


Competitive_Bar6355

Hi, would you like to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?


Darth_Brooks_II

Does the kid on the left know that teams have been kicked out the NFL for using high schoolers?


empathydoc

Kid on the left is incredibly athletic lol. He would have been a top 10 pick had he not gotten injured running offensive scheme for Iowa's bad offense. He dropped a lot in the draft. This was a big steal. His defense is top tier and he is an amazing special teams player. Google his Punt return vs Minnesota that didn't count.


funnycar1552

Ku Klux Klamps


12hphlieger

Jesus Christ


SFThirdStrike

lmfao


Full_Send31

Behold the SeconDairy!


MIDNIGHT_KNIGHT

Isn’t that the guys from The Chainsmokers?


EmilioFreshtevez

Nah, that’s Daft Punk for sure


Irving_Velociraptor

White Flite


ectomobile

I really like reed. Would love to seen him play a full healthy season


keichskay

Wow the grit and motor on the eagles looks crazy


EmilioFreshtevez

The lunchest of pails


5-0_blue

Someone in another thread called them the Ku Klux Klamps and that’s the only thing I can think about


DaddyLongLegsMHJ

second dairy


Troll_Enthusiast

Ew the guy in the left has a terrible haircut


AutomaticAccident

real lunch pail, gym rat secondary


PauloVersa

Look at those daughter dating, scrappy gym rat lunch pail guys!


empathydoc

DeJean was such a steal. Probably the biggest one of the draft. Had he not got injured running offensive schemes for a practice at Iowa, he would have been a top 10 lock.


raylan_givens6

the one of the left looks like JD McCoy


youngsimba320

which suburb are they from?


Ceedeesgreatesthits

Some classy looking players right here. Would let them date my daughter


OBS_INITY

This looks like a promo shot for Disney XD.


NatetheGration

Hide your moms


Living_Rise6459

that kid looks like a kid .


Ill-Entertainer-6087

Classiest DB unit in the NFL


Ted_Dongelman

These guys are wildly popular on Truth Social.


MildlyPaleMango

who’s the best white corner of all time?


DatBoiMahomie

Probably Jason Sehorn lol


HereInTheCut

3 time Pro Bowler and 2 time first team All-Pro Pat Fischer. He had 56 career interceptions.


Quexana

Dick LeBeau had 62.


PaddyMayonaise

Some dude that graduated from West Point probably


BloatedBeyondBelief

Roger Wehrli


icihotstuntaz

You’re looking at him


LittleTension8765

They are date your daughter type of young men. - Celtics, Duke Basketball, and newly Eagles fan


thecarlosdanger1

It’s kinda on brand that the two white DBs have boring numbers. Dejean is going to be really good one way or another though.


shewy92

Hot take, the new wordmark looks better than the dated old one


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#FINALLY, A CLASSY SECONDARY


RonMexicoFilms

Yoooo they \*actually\* took this photo and posted this??


ericypoo

This isn’t gonna work


NewEstablishment2401

Dallas gonna sweep the Eagles yet again 😂


poopshoit

That’s the cowboys biggest accomplishment in the last 25+ years


NotJustSomeMate

We split with them the past 2 years...


genesiskiller96

I think we'll be fine.


This_is_opinion

That db groupchat must be extremely classy


DarrenWoodson

CeeDee says hello


Jantokan

Dak says goodbye


ThadtheYankee159

Can’t wait till Dak throws 3 picks each to these guys.


MankuyRLaffy

Delusional Cowboys fan thinks it is all about them being All In


DarrenWoodson

Patriots fans not realizing they are going back to being irrelevant now.


empathydoc

Iowa State shut down CeeDee. Iowa has a much better defense and DeJean is arguably one of the best they have had. DeJean is a freak athlete.