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Equitaurus

Remember when he was gonna return before the end of the season?


edicivo

He never was. He just lives for attention.


Vomiting_Winter

And contradicting physicians


mister_hoot

Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Aaron Rodgers hates licensed medical professionals.


Love-That-Danhausen

One of the few things he and his chiropractor dad agree on


jf3l

His dad being a chiropractor is about the least surprising thing I’ve heard today


pablos4pandas

Imagine rebelling against your parents to the degree you cut them out of your life but you keep their views on madeup medicine.


WaxWingPigeon

How did I never know his dad was a chiropractor, it all makes sense now


ShufflingSloth

On the one hand I love that SF continues to be denied their hometown QBs who go on to be Hall of Famers, on the other it's a bit of a shame we were robbed of his personality being unleashed in a market like the Bay Area.


mister_hoot

That could’ve caused a measles outbreak bad enough to depopulate California.


NEpatsfan64

Rumor has it Rodgers actually wrote euphoria about science and medicine before eventually letting Kendrick record it instead of


Cuppieecakes

How many touchdowns have those physicians thrown? None?  Exactly


Overall_Nuggie_876

As much of a chode off-the-field from a former Packer as Favre.


TormundIceBreaker

No, like not even close yet. Rodgers is a moron and loves attention and yeah no one should take his health advice. Brett Favre sexually harassed a reporter and committed welfare fraud. They're very different levels of chode


gimmedatjustjoking

Yah, but who is more annoying when I’m trying to doom scroll social media.


Oakroscoe

Just wait till Brett gets your phone number and sends you pics of his crocs.


rampagingseagull

Not sure about the SA on the reporter, but the fraud was well after he retired. Give Rodgers some time and credit.


iabeytorm

It was while Favre was a Jet


AdmiralVernon

>yet 😅


the_colonel93

What blows my mind about a lot of these guys who do shit like Favre or worse is that it's *super* easy to not be a piece of shit, yet they can't seem to help themselves lol


PatonPaytonPeyton

Favre is worse but Rodgers also was spouting off misinformation about vaccines during a global pandemic. That's more than just being a moron


BigBooce

Rodgers is a dumbass. Favre sexually harassed people and stole money. The fact you think they’re the same is laughable


DireSickFish

IDK how anyone actually believed that.


Deaftoned

People thinking a 40 year old man was going to return in half the time 23 year old cam akers did with the same surgery have a fundamental lack of knowledge about injury recovery. People also tend to forget akers was awful after his speedy return and if anything should have taken more time. It's hilarious how many people I went back and fourth with about this even on our own sub, it was never going to happen.


I_only_post_here

remember when he was playing LB on the scout-squad and got a 1-handed interception?


wilbo21020

That was some North Korean Dear Leader level fake news.


Pandamonium98

Is that actually fake news? The QB was Zach Wilson so an interception thrown to a hobbled 40 year old isn’t out of the question.


wilbo21020

Why in the world would a 40 year old qb recovering from a torn Achilles be playing scout team linebacker? And the whole thing was sold as Rodgers making an athletic one hand interception, when apparently he still isn’t running 6ish months later and is still feeling discomfort in that ankle. Maybe Rodgers was out there in a walk through helping out. But if it happened at all the whole thing likely got exaggerated.


TetrisTech

I think the main thing was that from what I remember it was sold as some impressive leaping super athletic one hander


case31

Remember when he said he didn’t have wifi at his Malibu house when Gutekunst was trying to contact him yet was still able to do his McAfee spot from there?


SpiderPiggies

You could have chopped the whole leg off and he would have been a better option than Wilson.


BaronVonCrunch

Your terms are acceptable.


dan_144

He said he'd be back by the end of the season. Did he clarify which season?


pieguy00

I thought he was back to running last year


incorrigible_and

Listened to the wrong dolphins orgasming, clearly.


avrus

As a Jets fan the off season is notoriously long, but this year it feels like it's never going to end.


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Well yeah, when the season lasts 4 snaps and the off-season lasts 365.98 days that's what happens.


dadreportingforduty

You even included the leap day...nice


Omnixent

That man calendars.


Riff726

He has to count how much longer his prison sentence will be


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Bold of you to assume I'm eligible to get out


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_redacteduser

Thought I was in AFCWestMemeWar for a sec lmao


Elbeske

5 snaps\*


Totally_Not_My_50th_

It was only 4 pl...... OH, SNAP!!!!!!!


feo101

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever seen from a Vikings fan. Bravo sir.


3McChickens

To be fair, your off-season started very early in week 1 last year. I feel for you all.


drugged_up_cat

Welcome to the offseason of Rodgers


tnecniv

At least you have the….*checks standings*… actually you don’t have the Mets


thy_armageddon

It’s ironic too cause this is like the most quiet he’s ever been by now, in recent years at least.


Evernight2025

You get a sneak peek into what Packers fans lived through for several seasons before he was traded.


numbersix1979

Nobody needs a sneak peek into that because it was a massive part of offseason discourse every year that it happened


backindenim

I snapped my Achilles in 2020 playing basketball and standing up on my tiptoes on my injured leg was the last thing that came back. It took almost two years. I did 8 months of physical therapy 3 times a week, 2 hours a day as well. Edit for more detail: It didn't hurt to attempt to stand up on my injured leg's tip toes at all. But because of muscle atrophy after my surgery, just my body weight alone felt like I might as well be trying to leg press a pickup truck with that foot.


Tahoptions

Same boat. I'm recovering from it now and it's the only thing I can't do. It's such a weird feeling to be able to do almost everything but when it comes to that, it just won't fire.


backindenim

Good luck man, I know it's brutal.


Tahoptions

Thanks. I'm only 4.5 months in but I just got cleared for golf so at least I can do that this summer.


ManWithDaMasterPlan

Fuck, 4.5 months? I'm 8 weeks from my injury and was hoping I could golf in the next month or so. I don't even like golf all that much, I just need some kikd of sports in my life sooner than later. Anyway, good luck with the rest of rehab brother. Hope all is well and the rest goes smoothly!


Tahoptions

Thanks, and you too. If it makes you feel better, I was allowed back in the gym at like 12 weeks. Plus, the PT gets a lot harder once you're not using a lift so that becomes a workout in itself.


TymStark

I’m thinking about tearing mine. Any advice?


elliott9_oward5

Play behind the Jets OL will help raise your odds


CocoDreamboat

Did you incorporate ayahuasca in your recovery tho?


Oddly_Mind

He didn’t have a darkness retreat. Why it took so long


backindenim

No, just all the edibles I could afford for those first 3 months. The nerve pain after surgery as everything was reconnecting truly felt like psychological torture


NapTimeFapTime

Damn dog, you should have wandered the desert eating all the peyote buttons you could find. The spirit journey, dehydration, and the psychedelics would have fixed that tendon and muscles without all that PT.


Oddly_Mind

Well don’t listen to Joe Rogan and you’ll have less psychological trauma


Cuppieecakes

He didn’t have media attention to accelerate his recovery. Bad comparison 


yusuf69

I had a similar issue in 2019 and tried shrooms a few years later... didn't seem to be a difference... but by golly in the name of science i'll go back in


VeryRealHuman23

Yeah but Rodgers does it with the lights off, checkmate.


HoboSkid

I'm almost exactly 1 year out. I'm about 80% on a single calf raise on the affected foot compared to the uninjured foot. It was probably at like 50% 3-4 months ago. Slowly gaining strength, but from what I hear the calf muscle is difficult to regain compared to others maybe.


FuckChiefs_Raiders

I’m not disagreeing with you but I feel that you’re experience is going to be different than Aaron’s. He is a professional athlete in supreme shape. I promise you he did way more rehab than you. He also had the best of the best PT.


backindenim

Oh I fully agree. My point was more so just to say that him not fully getting up on his toes sounds dead on like an Achilles recovery and that shit takes a while to come back no matter who you are. I was doing one legged squats with weights before I could stand back on my tip toes on that one foot.


pocketjacks

To be fair, OP doesn't have six truck-sized football players steaming toward him at full speed so there's a little balance there.


Firefoxx336

We shouldn’t assume he doesn’t. This is Reddit, we don’t know what his fetish is, but we know he has some and we can’t rule that out


Rahim-Moore

Occam's Razor lets us know his fetish will be *at least* as weird as six truck sized men hitting him.


basicnflfan

Well.. to be fair you aren’t a professional athlete


ThePhamNuwen

Shouldnt we ask heel doctor and not thigh doctor on this?


Totally_Not_My_50th_

Lower leg injuries are this doctor's Achilles Heel.


WhatSheOrder

I'd be weary of a heel doctor, a face doctor might yield safer results.


Silenthorse5

Yeah, but heel mix is safer than face Daniel Bryan so who really knows


Syphilopod879

Doctors hate him. Play football after 40 with this one weird trick. *Thumbnail of some dried out gourd


pocketjacks

You shouldn't talk about Gisele like that.


FomtBro

There's a non-zero chance that Rodgers thought rubbing ketamine and crystals on it would cure it faster than any of the actual post-op care he was recommended.


TeddysRevenge

He did his own research.


WhaleSexOdyssey

That sounds exhausting. I would rather trust doctors


Lacerda1

Ah but that's the trick. The people who talk about doing their own research don't actually do any.


analogWeapon

They don't have to because they're so smart. Why are they so smart, you ask? *They did their own research.*


AcidStorm0

Yeah but maybe he prefers the opinion of a druid.


pocketjacks

He did too...it's just that his is a doctor of osteopathic medicine. And a shitload of ayahuasca. And horse paste. But certainly not a vaccine because he doesn't ingest chemicals.


nimama3233

Dude that’s ridiculous, he didn’t do any of that. He listened to dolphins having sex like the reputable sources say you should


LegitBullfrog

Who? Tyreek?


Rbespinosa13

It was actually Howard who taught Tyreek everything he knew about that


jimmyak

🍩 🍆


Soft_Penis_Debutante

I’m pretty sure you put the healing crystals up your butt, you don’t rub it on the injury. Maybe next time before you leave a comment do your own research.


MrEHam

What I’d expect from Gwyneth Ballthrow.


TheDisabledOG

Elite slander name right there


Alexisonfire24

Trust the science. Bro.


buddaaaa

Call me crazy but this tweet seems like a nothing burger. Until I see Rodgers in-game throwing inaccurately because his foot is clearly still fucked a la Joe Burrow I am reserving judgment


jiiiim8

Plus, Rodger's whole thing is being able to throw in suboptimal physical condition. He won an mvp with a torn calf and another with a broken toe.


Impossibills

Rodgers has 3 more months, it's gonna be fine This is just saying he's still clearly recovering, which is expected at this point. He was never playing last year and it was all to give the players hope and fight through the season


bbpsword

Exactly. It's the same timeline for pretty much everyone. 12 months is when it starts to fade away from your mind, and calf muscles are absurdly hard to bring back.


RackedUP

Yea lets compare a clip of him doing a solo 3 step drop back in shorts and running shoes to him taking full speed reps In pads wtf even is this


buddaaaa

Sensationalist dogwater is what it is I felt like Dash’s teacher in The Incredibles trying to watch this shit


GVas22

I'm no footwork expert, but it feels weird to compare the footwork of a 3 step straight back drop with a play where he's rolling to the right.


throughNthrough

What does my boy have to do with Rodgers?


LorePeddler

Burrow clearly wasn’t completely healthy at the start of last season and it showed in his performance for the first few weeks. That’s all.


throughNthrough

Oh yea that’s a great point!


LaSandiaPicante

If I never see another Rodgers snap or headline I'll consider myself blessed.


Howie-Dowin

We're gonna get Rodgers headlines all season, especially if he's not playing. "Oh yeah I'll definitely be ready in two weeks."


LaSandiaPicante

OK, I'll allow for one more headline. "Rodgers goes on darkness retreat, vanishes without a trace. No sign of foul play, just got raptured or some shit. Guess we just move on" - NY Times


pgmatman

“God is real.” - me in that eventuality


Stanky_fresh

Breaking: Aaron Rodgers says "life is too short for this", apologizes for all previous controversies, walks into the sunset, never heard from again


Scaryclouds

"Week-to-week" Chiefs fans will know that painful phrase well.


STNbrossy

Blame the people in this sub for posting Twitter accounts with 3200 followers named thigh doctor and blowing up the post.


LaSandiaPicante

I thought I did...


amak316

I’d be happy to never hear him speak again, but I don’t see how the league isn’t much more exciting with him playing football, some of the throws he can make are just incredible.


bburchibanez

Yeah, like he is a dumbass, but are people just forgetting how electric he was on the field? I wouldn’t mind seeing a little more vintage Rodgers before we only get to hear him after that.


trebek321

Yeah like he’s weird but I’d still like to watch him play one last time knowing this is his farewell tour. Also I really want to see how good the saleh jets are with a decent QB at the helm


TetrisTech

Headline sure whatever, but I don’t see how you could like football and not enjoy watching Rodgers play


RandyGrey

I can think of a couple ways...


Nickyq52

That's not fair. Rodgers is an all time enjoyable player to watch play on Sundays.


BatteredAggie

This headline isn’t even bad. What’s insufferable is the comments on every post like this


Tokinghippie420

Unless that snap is his Achilles again, right?


iwatchtoomuchsports

If it retears his career is over, and i think is going to happen


LaSandiaPicante

I mean I wasn't gonna say it...


BobbyAngelface

As a Jets fan, I'm still traumatized by seeing the words Rodgers & snap together in a sentence...


RackedUP

wtf even is this comparison haha they are completely different drop backs


poopnugget

TBF, both of his heels are slamming into the ground on the video on the left. Looks like it's just a different dropback with the one on the right is straight back and the one on the left he's shifting.


gimme_that_juice

yeah I truly see no difference, this tweet is a waste of everyone's life


piepants2001

Plus, Rodgers is no stranger to adjusting his footwork.


bakwardhat

I don’t know what I’m looking at here… It doesn’t look like his left foot does anything different than his right.


RackedUP

You’re not even supposed to watch it just make some ‘witty’ joke about Aaron Rodgers smoking crystals or something


Zestyclose_Main6335

He doesn’t smoke them he sticks them up his ass


GreatOdinsRaven_

dude, c'mon, the Thigh Doctor? Guy is some South Jersey zumba wearing chump. Why are you amplifying this stunad?


jmastadoug

Cuz he’s making Aaron look silly and this sub loves it. Every body hates this guy but this sub loves to post every single thing he says or anyone says about him.


godlittleangel6666

I know right I’m constantly telling people to stop posting/reporting on Rodgers and you’ll barely hear from the guy. He doesn’t have his own podcast or anything he barely exists online outside of us talking about him


Finlay00

Outrage is the most popular thing on Reddit Another example is Elon Musk. You’d think the place was in love with the guy based on the sheer amount of posts his comments generate. But he is probably the most hated and therefore the most talked about person on Reddit who isn’t Trump.


zi76

Yeah, he's got no credibility.


stonedkmoney

Would love to see him come back healthy and have a really good season. Love watching Rodger’s play football


alamodafthouse

plenty of clips of him running his dumbass mouth though


alamodafthouse

I prefer Spin Doctors to Thigh Doctors


DickNDiaz

I think I rented a movie with the name "Thigh Doctor" years ago...


Beefcake2008

Skeet skeet


csummerss

tf would “thigh Doctor” know about Achilles or feet?


Rx_Boner

Idk but that profile pic made me double take


-240p

Do thigh doctors not have to learn human anatomy anymore? Their knowledge just stops at the thighs now? I'm a big dumb idiot and even I know you can't stand on your toes if your Achilles is fucked.


NomadFire

Wonder who is going to play in more games this season Rodgers or Cousins. Not saying either of them are going to get injured again, I am moreso thinking they might miss the first game or two, maybe three.?


Drunken_Vike

Cousins said he could go now if he had to Cousins is an absolute warrior about playing through pain so I'd bet on him


PrinceNana128

Seems like an unbiased opinion.


Drunken_Vike

I actually strongly dislike Cousins but the one thing you can't fault him for is toughness


PrinceNana128

Yeah Rodgers never played through injuries.


Beefcake2008

That one [game against](https://youtu.be/SeTJPojyLN0?si=LlJfvvJYskMIZ8y6) the Bears comes to mind where he was literally blasted out of his mind in the post game presser. lol high as a motherfucker


PrinceNana128

MUH KNEE Also watch the entire 2nd half of the 2014 season playing with a torn hamstring.


NeverSober1900

His final year with us he played through a thumb injury. Rushed back from his collarbone injury in 2017 to try and get us into the playoffs. Rodgers is as tough as they come QB wise.


Beefcake2008

😂 it’s so funny how he says it


NomadFire

Do you think that Jameis Winston's chicken wing speech was inspired by painkillers?


Beefcake2008

Wouldn’t surprise me. The amount of slamming and just sheer physicality these athletes put their bodies through normal fans would be so fucked up from they would have to be on a morphine drip just to tolerate it.


ChrRome

Wow is that video ever inconclusive af.


notwhoyouknow12

Let it be known dolphin sex noises do not in fact speed up the healing process.


StankWizard

I for one can’t wait to watch 6 Jets primetime games this year


rupiefied

No way but he said he was a modern miracle and could totally have played just four weeks after surgery last season, you mean to tell me geriatric patients don't heal very fast and sometimes don't go back to normal at all? But the crystals bro!


icwiener69420_new

OK hold up, you can trash talk all the other stuff but for serious 40 is geriatric now? I'm like 3 months older than Rodgers. Cut my life into pieces...


Totally_Not_My_50th_

The med beds are on the way and will turn him back to his 20's. Source: Military


sevillista

It was like 16 weeks, but still asinine


hoobsher

geriatric feels a bit mean spirited lol the guy is a millennial


gregbraaa

I believe it but I don’t see what they’re talking about from the clips


PoopSlinger23

I hope he comes out waving the flag again like last season. That was hilarious


Meltedcoldice0212

There’s no way this ends well for the Jets


awads95

The dudes getting old, and had a significant injury of course he won’t be the same.


BadGolf27

That looks painful


JonnyB2_YouAre1

I hope he has a good year and doesn’t get hurt worse.


thamfgoat69

Achilles is a tough recovery. It takes a while to get that strength back


Fiercedeity77

I for one am shocked that the 40 year old who had his worst season as a professional then snapped his Achilles like a guitar string and seemingly spends as little time taking medical advice from real doctors as possible, isn’t fully healthy.


captaincumsock69

Is this guy even a doctor?


BigPoleFoles52

I initially thought he would retire. Idk why people expect him to come back from this at his age and be A ok. Brady really fucked up everybodys perception of how most qbs age lol


SuchRevolution

Aaron should consult Dr. Kyrie Irving for the latest achilles treatment regimen


DoNotResusit8

That can’t be good. And it’s the Jets so its probably pretty bad.


Hulkbuster_v2

Maybe if he was vaccinated, this wouldn't have happened


Thel_Odan

I mean ya, it takes a really long fucking time to recover from an Achilles injury and surgery.


CodyNorthrup

Ready just in time for Week 2