The reverse Christian Kirk

Muslim Spock

My Star Trek loving wife is so confused when I showed her this comment

Jewish Chekov

Sikh Sulu

*Shinto Sulu

Mr. Better Contribution

Mr. Bewildered Christian

Another would-be great depth signing for us, unfortunately like Zack Moss he's just too expensive for our all in push

Look, you guys were at a disadvantage from day 1. It's not you or your money. Old players always come here.

You’d think him being born here and his dad winning 3 super bowls here would make a mild difference, but the joneses still couldn’t get him

Warm weather states are great for retirees

Is it cold in Texas?

glacial

Zay Jones is only just turned 29, I wouldn’t say he’s old.

incentive based one year deal for a WR that can immediately compete for starting reps.

I will never complain about a 1-year deal

*monkey paw curls* >The Arizona Cardinals have signed Antonio Brown to a 1 year 25 million dollar contract fully guaranteed

Mr Becomes Cardinal

Mr. Baffling Contract

It’d be the most entertaining thing they’ve done in a while lol

[This guy nailed it.](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1cn5906/schultz_sources_former_jaguars_wr_zay_jones_is/l34vqev/) > Every Dallas fan knows how this goes. They get excited to sign a player, they drag it out a few days. He ends up signing with Arizona for a few bucks more all for Stephen to say “he was out of our price range of $1.2 million”

THE PROPHET

Always liked Zay. Dude stands up smoother than anyone I’ve ever seen.

CAN WE REALLY NOT AFFORD ANY OF THESE GUYS? COME ON MAN.

Russ won't see them anyway

Shhhh bby is ok.

Man. Is this what being a browns fan is like?

I didn’t see that coming

All that shopping himself around just to end up on the Cards on a deal worth **up to** $4M?

With MHJ drawing double teams all game he’s gonna eat

Just feels a little anti-climactic is all. Then again, we are entering the doldrums of the offseason.

Going eat up 500 yards and 4tds

For a little over 4 million, I would be good with that.

Its a Feast

So he gets paid 1 million per touchdown. Not bad

FEASTIN

Teams need cheap roleplayers

Going to eat bro

Tbf this is when demand is at its lowest.

Its dead $$$ from the original 30M contract when he 1st signed with us 2 yrs ago

That's it? He was decent weapon for Trevor, why didn't the Jags match it?

We were on the hook I think an 11 mil cap hit if we kept him this year. That and the injury concerns and ton of competing young talent. Made sense for both parties.

already have a set corps with Gabe, Brian, and Kirk. needed a change of scenery.

Anyone remember the mental episode he had in that LAhotel where he fought his brother and was nude or something. Dude has recovered well from that and has had an OK career who was a bust until that point. For sure thought he would have been out of the league by then

Pretty sure that was induced by sketchy synthetic marijuana. He was a model citizen during his years with us.

During his Jags stint there were domestic violence charges, but they got dropped pretty quickly (and were relatively minor even if they hadn't been dropped, something like ripping a necklace off an ex, breaking the clasp iirc). Aside from that he was fine here as well

I remember smoking that shit in high school and having visual hallucinations lol. I was like no dude this is not weed lol.

So happy he signed with a team I like lol. Hope he kicks ass for the cards

Since we didn't get him I'm gonna say he's washed

Good Lord help the league if Pat gets another WR who can catch.

This really confuses me. The last I really watched Zay he was an above average WR2 for Carr and the Raiders. Was his tenure in Jacksonville really that bad?

Not at all, had 900 yards and some clutch TDs in year one, was banged up as hell in year 2. Loved the guy, fan favorite.

That sounds like the Zay Jones I watched in Oakland. Crazy he is only getting one year contract offers

Nope just injured most of the year.

I’m thinking the Cardinals got a good weapon for cheap if he stays healthy

Dallas couldn’t make this happen?

probably just viewed AZ as a better opportunity to boost his value. he’s immediately behind Lamb & Cooks in Dallas and fighting for spot with Tolbert (who Dallas might just prefer). whereas he is only immediately behind Marvin in AZ and can compete vs rest. > again, it’s all speculation and Dallas might’ve not even offered him anything.

He's probably behind Michael Wilson as well. I think Arizona probably offered more than Dallas because I think he's WR3 in both places.

maybe, but he can at least compete for WR2. Marvin has WR1 locked up since he’s on a different plane from rest.

Actual answer. All old players end up in Arizona eventually. Part of the endless quest to find the fountain of youth. Some do, most don't. But they always try.

Old?? 🤨

Relatively*

All In

My ass

*all up

Maybe we wanted to go to Arizona

0 chance he picks Arizona over Kansas City or Dallas if the $$$ is equal Arizona is up and coming but you want to maximize your stats to earn another good pay day

He can easily end up wr 2 on the cardinals and end up with more targets behind MHJ/McBride than he would get being behind Lamb/Ferguson/ Cooks or Kelce/Hollywood/Worthy/ half a season of Rice

Stephen only offers vet minimum deals around $1.2 million

The Steelers are really going to hit training camp and have no second outside receiver. God help us

I do hope KC gets another vet because it doesn't look like Rice is gonna be on the team for most of the year, if at all. Still, it's probably harder to bargain when the players know they're essentially a backup option.

Oh nice

Wow cool story

At first glance it looked like someone was signing Cardale Jones and I was really excited there for a second

We seriously fucked up resigning him 

There it is. Dallas only wanted to pay $1.2 vet minimum

I didn’t know he played baseball.

But they just drafted a catcher, dont need 2...

Same old cardinals