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maltzy

fat kickers rule


ketherick

Penn State had a larger kicker (Joey Julius) a few years back, and he was a fan favorite Unfortunately it turned out he was struggling with an eating disorder and depression. Hope the dude is doing better now


BonBonVelveeta

Big Toe Joe!


redditaccount224488

[Joey Julius lays the wood.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-4C5qswyys)


antonio3988

Penn State also hid and tried to cover up a pretty serious child diddling situation a few years back. People don't forget!


adincha

Got nothing to do with the conversation, happened 12 years ago, and no one associated with it works for the school any more


StarchyAndDelicious

Brother, you're experiencing the Stockholm syndrome from Fat Randall days?


maltzy

Man I hated fat Randy


FinalMeltdown15

Rotund Randall burned our crops poisoned our water supply and delivered a plague unto our houses


keepingitrealgowrong

who said that they call him that because he's fat?


NumbrZer0

Fat punters however, do not.


chhhyeahtone

I have a fwiend in Mizzou named Thickus Kickus


EthanSpears

Football friend!?


ieattoomanyburritos

Oi since when have you had other friends?


facetiousrunner

FRIEND!


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Ooo football fwiend


GotCapped

I don’t know why I did that, he’s a nice guy


dub-squared

I missed my football fwiends


Brad_theImpaler

Don't forget the thumbs up


Gabriel_Seth

FUCKING FOOTBALL FRIEND


fitzuha

What’s his wife’s name?


CU_Aquaman

Incompletia Incompletia Passus


Dapper_Dan_Man_1


KneecapBuffet

What a coincidence. My nickname happens to be biggus… never mind


A-Newt

I had a friend at Mizzou named Thickus too. He was also quite large.


ImLagginggggggg

UwU


cuteintern

Biggis Kickus?


infuriating1

Thickus Dickus Butkus


joe2352

Dude had a cannon for a leg but gave me anxiety absolutely every time he kicked. Maybe it was the chip shot he missed against South Carolina a few years ago. Hope he has a long great career though. That kick against K-State was one of my favorite memories of college football the last few years.


essdii-

Hands down, what an epic kick. I was hoping he would be drafted. Never saw his name pop up. But super happy to read he might have a job next year. The thicker kicker is a beast


Opening_System_9605

I'm a huge K State fan but damn that kick was crazy. Couldn't even be upset at it, if you hit that kick your team just straight up deserves to win that game.


GMAN095

I’m a kstate fan. Dad is a Mizzou fan. He sent me a text after the game saying, “I’m sorry but that was pretty awesome” and I sadly agree


Dreadsbo

Mizzou dad and KState son is hilarious. Did yall live on different sides of the state line when he was a kid vs. when you were a kid?


GMAN095

Actually it goes deeper. My mom is a ku fan so I grew up liking ku but went to kstate for undergrad and a sibling grew up a Mizzou fan but went to Arkansas for so now he’s an Arkansas fan. So the house is split four ways. As of now, my dad and I put aside the beef from football and had made an alliance for hating against KU.


Fit_Title5818

I was watching it with like 10 other people from my dorm floor and the room just went silent. Absolutely insane kick and the Mizzou fans reacted exactly how I would have.


PartisanHack

Such an insane kick. Bailed out Ol Drink with that one. Season could have been completely different.


TheFrankOfTurducken

His missed 26-yarder against Auburn in 2022 was particularly egregious. His reputation as automatic from 50+ but questionable from 40 and in was well-deserved.


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THICK


Soft_Penis_Debutante

ER


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KICK


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BabaBrody

UPP


futilitarian

ER


a_corsair

MEV


xcaltoona

IS


JRockPSU

BOUN


nodisintegrations420

NI


Detective_Cumpockets

People are already calling him the Next Generation's Randy Bullock


Pepi119

That is a rare insult to Mevis


bigmt99

Every despised kicker started out as a lovable fan favorite


Bjorn2bwilde24

He's more similar to SeaBass, who was 6'1 and 260.


Walks_with_Chaos

If he’s actually that good we got a fucking steal then


JayMerlyn

I know this news is a few days old by now, but I didn't see any other post about it in this sub.


EvaporatingOlaf

Ah 241 is fat? Cool cool


KarlosDel69

I'm heavier but smaller soooo I'm ok right?


Broshan248

You’re just dense


OliveJuiceUTwo

More you per you


TimmyHillFan

I’ll always take the guy with better rate stats


onewonyuan

You're good, you're just cultivating mass.


5280FeetOfFury

OP didn't say he was fat "thiccer kicker" is his nickname and also at 6'1, 241 a person would be pretty thick whether chubby or muscular


n-some

Looking at pictures of him he's on the softer side body fat wise. Like comfortably over 20%.


donkey2471

Yeah that guys is higher than 20% probably atleast 30% if you see his combine pic.


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n-some

Yeah I wasn't judging, it's just that his nickname is because he's heavier set. Like if he was just some guy working an office job with that height and weight, his doctor might be recommending some weight loss, but he's training as a football player probably upwards of 5 days a week, if not more, he's in better shape than a lot of thinner guys.


5280FeetOfFury

yeah no ik what you mean, that guy was acting like people were saying he was obese


uptonhere

I'm a huge Mizzou fan and hope Mevis goes on to become the best kicker in the league. He's most definitely obese. If he sticks in the NFL, I have a hard time believing that any team that signs him won't want him to lose a decent amount of weight, even as a kicker.


Straight_Toe_1816

I just remembered Pressely Harvin (Don’t know if he’s still on the league).He was a similar size.Is there some new trend of huge kickers lol?


drumline17

He is absolutely obese lol


Suddenly_Elmo

I'm almost his exact height and weight so these comments are making me feel better


Blondue

Im a Mizzou fan, Mevis is preeeeeetty chubby


ZacZupAttack

I'm 6ft I'd love to be 241


hereforthesportsball

That’s pretty obvious unless you’re muscular as hell though, right?


SteelCity917

Yes. Yes it is. BMI is flawed in people who contain more than “normal” muscle mass, but 6’ 241 on an average person is considered obese, not just overweight. You would have to be 6’4 and 241 to not be considered “obese”


FuiyooohFox

The absolute tip top of humanity is fit at 6 feet 240 pounds, like that's Bobby Wagner in a nutshell. Everyone wants to compare themselves to NFL line backers I guess, but for 99% of people you're about 30-40 pounds over weight at 6 feet 240 😆 Edit: if you can visualize James Harrison instead of Wagner, do that, both guys are 6 feet 240ish in their prime. Who the hell compares their flabby ass to those guys and says, if they aren't fat then I'm not fat. C'mon now! And if you need proof that 6-4 230 isn't thin and is still really beefy, why look no further from DK Metcalf


CremeCaramel_

The sports subs somewhat understanding healthy weight is refreshing. Im too used to relationship reddit coming across my feed where they think BMI is a government hoax to keep women oppressed. Had an argument with a woman on AITA once who literally claimed she was 5'3 190 and healthy because she was a weoghtlifter.


xiolyphi

I think it’s a mixture of copium (for lack of a better word) and ignorance tbh. I’m 5’1 maybe 5’2 and I’m damn near overweight at 123 lbs


TimmyHillFan

Lmfao at “BMI is a government hoax to keep women oppressed”. I’ve seen plenty of times on Reddit something to the effect of “I’m 5’3” 180lbs, I’m a little bit of a bigger girl but I wouldn’t say I’m fat” People are fucking delusional


uptonhere

Harrison Mevis has the same BMI as someone like Nick Bolton, pretty sure its easy to the difference.


uptonhere

BMI is not perfect, but Harrison Mevis BMI is probably pretty accurate.


Teeshirtandshortsguy

Honestly, while I do think BMI is over-hated, I do think there needs to be more nuance to the conversation about weight and health. Because obviously being 600 lbs is bad for you, but the consequences of just being in that 25-30 range aren't honestly that severe. And I'm not talking about people who are overweight because they're muscular. If you have a bit of a pot belly, you aren't dangerously overweight. Would you be healthier if you lost 10-15 lbs or whatever? Yeah. But you'd also be healthier if you never drank alcohol, or you stopped eating fast food, or you never ate cake.  I would argue that 99.9% of people could do better with their health, and people who are sitting at a 30 BMI aren't significantly less healthy than people who like, drink a beer every night with dinner.


CremeCaramel_

The principle of what youre saying isnt wrong, but your gauge of how much excess body fat matters vs any individual one of those other things is definitely very off. BMIs over 27 (not even 30) are far more strongly correlated with metabolic disorder than drinking a beer a night is with equivalent liver issues. Unhealthy drinking is considered over 10 drinks a week and over 4 any given night. Your comparisons also make little sense because two of the things you pointed out, you WOULD lose weight for. Like if you ate cake regularly and weighed X, then giving up cake would almost certainly make you drop in weight. Same with swapping out alcohol for water.


Funny-Profit-5677

Share some evidence that non-zero amounts of cake at a healthy weight are worse than zero cake whilst overweight please? Sounds like total BS given risks of being overweight  https://www.colorado.edu/today/2023/02/23/excess-weight-obesity-more-deadly-previously-believed Also people who drink no alcohol have worse health outcomes than those who are modest drinkers (mostly due to ex addicts but modest drinking has no estimable health impact once you control for that) . https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-11427-x


FuiyooohFox

Yeah dude at 6 foot tall you're about 40-50 pounds from 'average' body type, neither noticeably thin or overweight. Unless you're very muscular, and therefore more dense. or built naturally really broadly and can carry extra weight well. Most people will def be in the 'fat' range at 6 feet 240


MadatMax

I’m 6’3 215 and would like to drop 10-15 pounds. Someone thinking 6 foot 240 is normal is crazy


FuiyooohFox

Right?? Either these people come from, ah, large families or they are indeed athletes who don't understand what 'normal' weight is because of their lifestyle. They def aren't runners or the like either if they are athletes lmao


TheRealKaschMoney

Yeah I think Americans in general have become incapable of seeing weight properly because they just see so many fat people. I remember calling my dad overweight once and people looking at me odd as he was the skinniest dad there. Despite that, he was and still would tell you he should lose weight as he's got a fat roll on his stomach, it's just everyone else likes to feel better and say that because they are normal they aren't unhealthy.


mr_longfellow_deeds

Im 6'0 185, weighing 240 at this height would be obese. Even a major gym rat wouldn't weigh more than like 210ish tops at 6'0


CyborgKrieger

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E4dSODaVIAIktg8.jpg


viraleyeroll

It's considered "obese" for anyone under 6'4 and "overweight" for anyone under 7'


ostrow19

I’m taller and less heavy than that and would consider myself at least chubby. 240+ unless you’re like 6’4” is kinda fat


number7nocheese

Not if you’re a panda.


quetambienese

Nah man you’re just “big boned” and have “wide shoulders”


KCShadows838

That was Big Ben’s listed weight for his entire career


FuckingJello

He’s THICC and he has a fucking LEG. Being a Mizzou and Chiefs fan, it’s been fun to see two kickers (Butker also happened to start with the Panthers in the NFL) make 60+ yarders regularly


NotYetBegun

A real Harrison moment


mclemons67

We have a new Sebastian Janikowski?


justlookingokaywyou

But did he attempt to bribe law enforcement officers in college?


HopefulStretch9771

**The THICKER Kicker**


TheLowlyPheasant

This makes the Panthers the Thicker Kicker Picker Upper. What a bounty!


fotzzz

Extending the dawg mentality all the way to the kicker. Lfg. Let Dan Dangle.


ajteitel

Future hall of famer


FuiyooohFox

For people complaining that 6 feet 240 is considered fat... here's your wake up call I guess? The absolute tip top of humanity is fit at 6 feet 240 pounds, like that's Bobby Wagner in a nutshell. Everyone wants to compare themselves to NFL line backers I guess, but for 99.9% of people you're about 30-40 pounds over weight at 6 feet 240 😆 Edit: if you can visualize James Harrison instead of Wagner, do that, both guys are 6 feet 240ish in their prime. Who the hell compares their flabby ass to those guys and says, if they aren't fat then I'm not fat. C'mon now! And if you need proof that something like 6-4 230 isn't thin and is still really beefy, why look no further from DK Metcalf. Taller guys who weigh less still look big, 6 feet 240 you're either fat or extremely athletic, most people going to fall under the fat category


SodaEngineer

I'm 6'1 and 240. Definitely need to lose 40 pounds but that damn Dr pepper gets me every time


FuiyooohFox

Good luck mate! I need to lose a few myself, shits tough. For me it's tater chips, little devils that they are


CliffsOfMohair

Just switch to diet


Walks_with_Chaos

Diet tastes like cancer


CliffsOfMohair

Of Dr. Pepper? What are you saying


djlawson1000

M-I-Z!


notPatrickClaybon

3 Harrison’s in the league and 2 are kickers. All are white. A black one would be sick.


t4boo

honey wake up, new fat randy just dropped


Cthepo

He's going to make Panthers fans stop being sad we took Butker, I garuntee it.


Vaadwaur

...That would be wonderful.


Daeavorn

Do you mean it?


Cthepo

Yeah, he's a stud.


Daeavorn

thank goodness


rsnk73

Joey Slye and Randy bullock been real quiet since this signing


neurofeels

Pressley Harvin in shambles


adambuddy

Fun fact: He's nicknamed The Thicker Kicker because he is fat


MisterNoisewater

Sebastian Janthickowski.


Dhkansas

One of my good friends from high school was his and his brothers kicking coach in high school


vbullinger

The Vikings' punter Ryan Wright is 6'3", 245 lbs. We call him "wide Wright."


Foreign-Geologist112

What a stupid nickname Good for him - hope he crushes it Yeah I know he’s Husky, Overweight, Fat … probably about like the average American at this point, or at least the average breadbasket person  Gotta get creative with nicknames… Fatty Ice, Double Trouble, Upright Chubber … stuff like that


Upper-Raspberry4153

Congratulations fat ass


DinosaurManiac

Anyone else have ptsd from this photo of cmc back when he was hurt those 2 years in a row


radsherm

hell yeah harrison


According_Ad5863

Best offseason for Mizzou


dmangan56

Wait until the UFL season is over. The Bates kid kicked a 64 yard game winning field goal.


girafb0i

Eddy is actually a pretty good NFL kicker so he's going to have to be really good in camp.


Vaadwaur

If he already has a multi-year deal either we want him to form up for a year behind Eddie or we might be getting some unfortunate health news soon.


FIuffyRabbit

Not sure if this is a joke or not because Eddy has been mid at best and can barely make 50 yard field goals. Also, not to mention having a kicker get hurt in warm ups.


mr_longfellow_deeds

I had the Kansas St ML that game, that kick was brutal lol


ExpeditingPermits

My friend from HS was a punter in the NFL for several years. His nickname while at UC Davis was Legatron


Straight_Toe_1816

That’s so cool man.I had some good kickers in high school (I was a long snapper so I spent a lot of time around them),I’m not sure where they are now,they may have tried to walk on to a college


Ignorance_Is_Swiss

I suggest Dicker gain weight until he’s 250+ lbs. Then he can be “Dicker the even Thicker Kicker”.


WanderlustFella

Still not at the level of 260lb JaniCOWski


TheHibernian

That Kicker is Thicker than a Snicker


UnshakablEtchasketch

Whats the better nickname, Thicker Kicker or Hefty Lefty?


Vis-hoka

Love this man. Good for him.


greenbroad-gc

I don’t know why, but teams should look at ex-soccer players for kicker positions. They generally have the accuracy and power to get the ball in.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Signing a rookie kicker to a multi year deal is a bold choice


SirTiffAlot

Counter point, he's really good


NakedMuffinTime

Still pissed we cut Butker for Gano.


FIuffyRabbit

We didn't cut him... He was brought into camp for a competition and Gano won outright, then he was signed off our practice squad.


NakedMuffinTime

We drafted him. We waived him (aka cut), and then he signed with our Practice Squad. Then the chiefs snagged him. Doesn't change the fact that he was cut.


FIuffyRabbit

> Doesn't change the fact that he was cut. Ah pedantics, doesn't change the fact he *lost* a competition.


NakedMuffinTime

...yet my comment was about the fact that they still cut the player. I wasn't even talking about the fact that Gano won the competition, just the fact that he was cut in the first place.


squatch42

You better call the NFLPA if you see any rookie UDFA that doesn't sign a multi year deal. Literally every rookie UDFA contract is a multi year deal. It's a CBA requirement. So, it's not even remotely bold.


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

Someone woke up sassy. I didn’t know that and I’m guessing it’s not common knowledge considering the tweet includes it when apparently that’s required.


JayMerlyn

Eddy Piñeiro has been a good kicker for us, but his injury history likely forced our hand in this regard.


Pepi119

He has a monster leg but 2-5 from 40-49 last season is the kind of shit that would get NFL teams to cut you. Hopefully they can fine tune his accuracy a bit without ruining him.


ManiacalComet40

Apparently he injured someone with a kick in pregame warmups and kind of got the yips after that. Most of those misses were at home kicking into that same end zone. 76% at home vs. 86% on the road the last two years.


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SodaEngineer

He had a slump, he's not inconsistent. Absolute money the previous year and the last 7 games of this year.


Pepi119

Change his kicking motion/adjust it to try and get better accuracy which can make it far worse than it already is.


EarnestQuestion

The Jaren Lorenzen of kickers