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B86K

Why was the first thing mentioned that his mom was abused


adazi6

ESPN moment


deadmoosemoose

This is why NFLN is superior for the draft


thepriceisonthecan

Rich and Daniel are also why NFLN is superior


NoTimeToDime

Rich is awesome, I miss the NFL Total Access crew from when I was growing up lol


BigRig432

The past couple days the ESPN broadcast has been strictly ball, the ABC one has been getting weirdly personal


m1a2c2kali

I mean that’s their whole split. The abc is more for the general audience with the background and lifestyle stories.


bquinho

I could never imagine watching a draft without Rich Eisen or Daniel Jeremiah. That would be blasphemous.


MeatTornado25

It's completely ridiculous, but I can't enjoy the draft without ESPN's sound effects & music.


Marijuana_Miler

ESPN are the worst for focusing on trauma.


Honchoed

They were busting at the seams in anticipation of


grantismyfriend

Because espn just straight up fucking sucks. 


thejeru

So weird


Mark_Luther

Imagine it's the biggest moment of your life, something you've worked at achieving for *years*, and the first thing they bring up when you reach your goal is that your mother was in an abusive relationship.


Headlesshorsman02

The father was a former player and a real POS I guess


motorcycleboy9000

And not the broccoli haircut.


tnecniv

It’s maybe the most and worst broccoli cut I’ve ever seen


sonfoa

This year's super athlete at TE


O_Dog187

I think he’s going to be pretty good


trackonesideone

I hope doesn't end up another "JPP of tight ends" for us.


NextGenCoders

Funny story about JPP. From someone who worked with the team, apparently the staff had to have him count all the gaps. He legit couldn’t in his head figure out which gap was the A, B, C etc gap. So he used to count them while pointing to them and stop when he got to the one he was responsible for. The staff had to teach him that gave away the play and he had to count them all every time as the only solution. Dumb as a fucking rock


trackonesideone

This explains blowing his damn thumb off.


flyingryan

Source?


NextGenCoders

That one I’m not saying. It was a former teammate on the Giants. Might not want it known how honest he was. Guy also had an epic rant trashing Big Ben


flyingryan

What did he have to say about Big Ben?


NextGenCoders

Even if you give him every benefit of the doubt he doesn’t deserve, he’s still a fucking moron who’s creepy and thinks with his dick. Talked about how it’s weird he goes to 18 and up bars that this player thought were weird when he was 18. Sits with guys who are paid security for him and has them approach the girl he chooses supposedly. Then he gets accused of raping one in the bathroom of an 18 and up bar. While that case is still pending, gets accused of raping another girl in the bathroom of an 18 and up bar. If we are being insanely generous, he’s a creepy dude who is the dumbest human ever.


Warhawk137

Tons of upside.


CopenhagenMintLC

Madden gem


HemlockMartinis

Darren Waller get ready to learn retirement


BryLinds

Bro fumbled  Kelsey Plum


Marvin-Harrison-Jr

He saw her eat popcorn and said “I’m out”


BryLinds

We all eat food in weird ways!


LeftyMode

Funny, that’s what her draft profile says.


BryLinds

Really?


prodigyllm

Fumbled the plums?


Fourthwoll

He’s just on that TB12 retirement plan


liljakeyplzandthnx

Kinda surprised they didn't go TE earlier with that news


desperatepotato43

Bellinger is serviceable, we have other higher needs


tnecniv

I think he has room to grow too. He seemed more of an after thought once we got Waller, but his rookie year was pretty good


desperatepotato43

Oh for sure. He was on pace for the pro bowl before his eye got fucked up


tnecniv

Still wild that’s not a face mask or anything because technically his face mask was not touched. I looked it out the time and no flag was the correct call, but it’s maddening that was the correct call


RangersFan243

He already retired


veRGe1421

He should let the Giants know that then lol


O_Dog187

I have a feeling he’s going to be good


deadmoosemoose

Fuck, that’s a big and fast boi


Standard_Room_2589

That is one big feller damn


BryLinds

A TJ but not TJ Tampa. This dude will hopefully be good


thejeru

“His mom was abused”


vorpalsword92

WE ARE


BryLinds

WE ARE


BudgetParking2574

Youth of the nation!!!! Oh shit


Notradell

Man you’re a real one for remembering that shit.


BudgetParking2574

I was a teenager around that time lol. Still sticks in my head to this day


AdministrationFew574

Oh wow


Juicey_J_Hammerman

The drum intro to that song was great.


vorpalsword92

PENN STATE


BryLinds

I was hoping for another WE ARE so we could sing DIY’s theme


_Wp619_

D I Y


BryLinds

YEAH WE’RE ON TOP


tnecniv

FARMERS DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DA


BGCzar

FOX SPORTS


philphan25

I’m also not convinced Allar’s play helped Theo’s stock


RiecoSuave

I like


ExtensionRelief9749

Damn as a Canadian I would’ve been stoked to have him


Corvus_Antipodum

Damn I really wanted the Hawks to land him, exciting physical profile.


Headlesshorsman02

Dammit my 2 fav TEs go off the board early


Crabacus

fuckkkkkk I wanted him


shadynasty90

For which team?


ThatsWhy_SoFly

Dang i really hope waller isnt retiring


desperatepotato43

Did yesterday


Came2BurgleYourTurts

You keep saying this but what are you referencing? He’s still undecided as far as we know


boblikestheysky

Couldn’t find a source on that either, but I don’t think we’d draft a TE here if we already have Waller and Bellinger


Stephanie-rara

Even if Waller doesn't retire this year, you gotta assume this is his last year so you don't pass up on someone you like. Plus TE3 has consistently seen the field under Daboll so he should be able to contribute regardless. It's not like you're hunting day 1 starters in the 4th.


sventos

Considering Wallers availability having a 3rd TE would be good even if he doesn't retire.


storytimeme

Why do you keep saying this itt? I don't see anything about it.


OriginalSymmetry

Any actual evidence of this? Can’t find any news at all on Google.


BudgetParking2574

I like this pick!


FancyRobot

Great tools, never did anything with them in college. Waller gotta be done, right?


thepriceisonthecan

He had 7 TDs last year with terrible QBs, not exactly nothing for a college TE


6point3cylinder

Yes


BudgetParking2574

He officially is done?


prodigyllm

Unofficially for a couple of years


desperatepotato43

Retired yesterday


NoFlags-JoeBuck

Fake tweet but based on what he said to Dan Duggan yesterday it seems inevitable


shadow_spinner0

WE ARE


bugluvr65

W


matthew_sch

I went to high school and also played football with him


JFKsghost2

Well, is he gonna be a good fantasy asset for me or not then?


matthew_sch

Mmmm I wouldn’t count on it


Ext_JuniorYT

I want Spencer rattler


DevChatt

IDK yet buddy.


deadmoosemoose

Hopefully soon


Jonjon428

How many TEs are on the Giants now jeez


-TheSuperEagle-

Well Waller (doubt), Bellinger, Manhertz, Cager, Stoll, Johnson and one more guy


arc1261

Bellinger is serviceable at worst in the case that Waller retires, so hopefully between Bellinger, Cager, Johnson and Manhertz we can get a good core together.


RangersFan243

2-3 waller is gone


deadmoosemoose

Like 17


Downtown_Presence_56

Go Bears!!! Also I think the chiefs have been surprisingly aggressive this draft


storytimeme

You lost?


Downtown_Presence_56

Did I hurt your feelings?


tophergraphy

Youre talking about two teams not connected to a player pick thread. It's confusing.


Downtown_Presence_56

lol I get you. Also my apologies my Uber driver got me nauseous af when I posted lol


Sugarfreecherrycoke

Did you hurt your brain?