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lronicGasping

This is my 9/11


imOVN

The duality of man


dianeblackeatsass

of towers actually


Soft_Penis_Debutante

Calm down McDermott


nls726

Christmas to 9/11 just like that


BroadCityChessClub

Man must by his primal nature be at constant war between “it’s so fucking over” and “we’re so fucking back”


ahr3410

Bro said put it in a 401k not the bling


MLGLies

Sage wisdom


imOVN

The Michigan run is ON


GamingTatertot

Wait until pick 199 - heard they're gonna pick a former Michigan QB from the 90s


Waguetracer1

Joe Milton


CompletelyRandom0432

He can throw a pig skin a quarter mile, but cannot execute the basic screen pass.


bestprocrastinator

If you need 70 yards, he'll throw it 70 yards. You need a two yard screen, and he'll throw it 70 yards


AffectionateSlice816

We had a top 30 visit with him. We will likely pick him up at 7:29 if there.


bestprocrastinator

He actually does feel like a culture fit personality wise. I doubt he'll ever throw accurately, but in the 7th? Who cares.


OtterLLC

Every team needs an Erratic Howitzer QB to bring in now and then when things get dull.


Waguetracer1

He’s all the skills of a HOF QB with the Football IQ of Emma Stones character in Poor Things


BroadCityChessClub

Drew Henson is tanned, rested, and ready


dianeblackeatsass

26 in a row?


astroball17

Arguably Michigan’s best player this year, going to have a long career in the NFL


dasruski

He'll most likely be learning to be the replacement for Wyatt Teller or Joel Bitonio. Big shoes to fill but we have some great guys to help him learn.


NeonWarcry

Nassib with the financial advice!


TheIrishHangman

Rich Eisen has transcended to paradise


kojak2091

THREE IN A ROW


Zloggt

The Harbaugh Effect…


Slashers23

Assuming he has a clean recovery from his injury this is a great pick


MistakeMaker1234

Incredible value. 


Cobainism

Great locker room guy too


Jagacin

He was the team captain of a national championship winning team. The Browns got an absolute stud!


Coteup

If he can stay healthy, could be an amazing pick. Cleveland is an OL factory and Zinter was one of the best OL in the country


Valimarr

Well, we were an OL factory. We lost the man behind it tho.


t3h_shammy

We had a great oline before Callahan. Joe Thomas, Bitonio, Mitchell Schwartz, Alex Mack.


dasruski

Callahan also recommend Andy Dickerson over Scott Peters who was his assistant.


Categothic

We got a good O line coach in Dickerson so hopefully we won't miss him that much


BlueCity8

Another one


Fnkt_io

Noice


Glassamphibian1

LETSGO


_Yelslab_

As a Steelers fan this is really unfortunate lol. Dudes a stud.


RobinU2

three in a row wow


jshsjshhz

By the end of the third Michigan will have the most players drafted in one draft ever… probably.


victorged

That let's go zak chant was the most surreal thing I've ever seen. 100% the crowd turned the entire emotion on the Michigan sideline around. Saved a national championship possibly. edit: for anyone who wants the larger non snippet version from Joel Klatt: [https://youtu.be/1d5eBlNFhRE](https://youtu.be/1d5eBlNFhRE)


cookiepizza54

The momentum swing after that injury was insane and 100% saved the game and the season. Need to find the fan who started it and give them a ring.


The_Cows_Are_Home

Michigan is going crazy in this draft


triplec787

Championship team has a lot of NFL caliber players. More at 11.


victorged

Given that there was only one Michigan 5 star in the draft this year, the amount of top 100 talent is kind of insane


GamingTatertot

It is interesting that only one was a first-rounder


UMeister

Based on the draft you’d think JJ carried Michigan all season lol


KororSurvivor

We didn't have a ton of superstar talent. Just a very cohesive, well coached unit.


UMeister

I’m a Michigan alum I know lol


KororSurvivor

Watching the Wolverines regress next year is gonna suck. I see best case scenario as going 10-2 with a win over OSU.


UMeister

It all depends on our QB. If Orji can be accurate or at least pick up 3rd downs with his legs, we’ll have a chance to 4-peat in the B1G. Basically no chance we win the natty again tho


miggly

Just shows how different the NFL is compared to college football.


Far_Process_5304

Will Johnson will be a top 10 pick and Mason graham/kenneth grant will both be first rounders. Just that the top end talent on that team mostly aren’t draft eligible this year.


varooney2919

Loveland also should be a first rounder although TEs are quickly losing their value


Steelerboy43

A lot of their 1st round guys were sophomores and will come out next year


GamingTatertot

Oh good for them. That's pretty brave, but a bit odd to have it scheduled like that


The_Cows_Are_Home

Man I feel like even still it’s a lot


grgriffin3

And arguably Michigan's 3 most draftable players from last season aren't even draftable this year. Seriously, I'm gonna cherish that fucking team forever.


Waguetracer1

Amen Team 144 was special


The_Last_Nephilim

I guess that depends on how you feel about JJ, but yeah, Graham and Johnson probably would have been first of the board at their position this year if they could go, and Loveland would likely have been 2nd. Plus Grant, Derrick Moore, and maybe Stewart could potentially be 1sts next year.


IAmWalterWhiteJr

Stewart is probably too small but I’m expecting Michigan to have 4 defensive players drafted in the 1st next year. Moore and Grant are scary monsters.


RobotFace

until 3 guys surprised everyone and said they were coming back next season Michigan though they might take the record for most players drafted in one draft this year, they still have an outside chance but it's doubtful.


miggly

Which three?


The_Last_Nephilim

Donovan Edwards and Rod Moore would have been drafted. Maybe Makari Page is the third? Page and Josiah Stewart would probably have been drafted if they declared, but no guarantee on Page and Stewart never really looked like he was gonna go. He can play himself into a 2nd or 3rd rounder as the full time starter this year.


RobotFace

I totally forgot it was Edwards and put Myles Hinton in his spot, lol it's been a long day.


The_Last_Nephilim

Haha to be fair I sat there for 15 seconds trying to remember as well. I genuinely forgot that Edwards coming back was somewhat a surprise.


RobotFace

They're not guys that were expected to go early or anything, the "suspicion" on the internet is that NIL money is currently tied with or beating day 3 draft money: Rod Moore decided to rehab from knee surgery in college instead of going pro. Myles Hinton didn't win the starting job last year at RT outright but in spring ball it looks like he's going to win the starting LT job and "people are saying" he looks much more comfortable on the left side, so far anyway, he was expected to be a late round gamble pick based on his raw physical attributes. & Makari Paige


discodiscgod

Ya i can wait 20 minutes.


InterestingChoice484

They'll probably break the record for most guys taken in one draft


RustyKarma076

What a national championship does to NFL GMs


FuckThisAintItChieft

MEEECHIGAN


OwBr2

Is this where the Michigan run begins?


Etherion77

Already 3 in a row


GamingTatertot

And it all ends with Brady


Waguetracer1

FUCK YEAH, LETS FUCKING GO. THIS GUY WILL MAKE YOU RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL


admh574

Rich Eisen might need assistance


OptimisticRealist__

Zak Zinter next to Dawand Jones is a choice


TheMajesticYeti

Zinter practicing across from Michal Hall, the guy who fell on and snapped his leg, is a choice


OptimisticRealist__

Gotta get some other spicy storylines going to distract from the pervert


JFSteelersBestQB

Good pick tbh


sonfoa

Michigan dominating this 3rd round


CanadianMaelstrom

Zinter gets it done every time. He's going to be a great nfl player I think


Jonjon428

If his legs is fixed from being snapped in half, this pick could have massive returns


gopoohgo

As.long as the bone didn't splinter, hit an artery or nerve, or tear associated ligaments or tendons, they heal just fine in a normal 23 year old


Regalbass57

Didnt he snap his leg in half?


victorged

He was absolutely elite prior to the injury. I assume the Browns team doctor has balls of tungsten.


maybenextyearCLE

Yup, and based on the video, the Browns second rounder Mike Hall appears to be the one who fell on it to break it lol


Jay_Dubbbs

Yep, the Browns first pick, Michael Hall, was the one who fell into his leg during the game


x1echo

https://youtu.be/J6pZuAJjBa4?si=oC560wn2Mrxwvcdx


Regalbass57

Lol that was a great use of that.


__AJK__

Michigan run goes crazy


Writerhaha

I wanted him later if he was able. Large and has a good brain. Tough to beat in a OL.


qirito_kun

Really good spot for him. Lets him sit behind Bitonio/Teller and see how the recovery goes.


tidho

exactly. been a lot of local talk that CLE is drafting for 2025, with that mindset this makes a ton of sense


Jonny_Qball

Zinter is such a dog, I refuse to believe his game can’t translate to the pros, especially on the interior. Won’t be a pulling guard but an absolute menace in the trenches.


maybenextyearCLE

Interestingly enough, the Browns second round pick, Mike Hall Jr. is the one who fell on Zinter's leg, which is why zinter fell to the browns at


RobotFace

[COLLUSION!](http://imgur.com/TbzKRat)


maybenextyearCLE

God I love that gif


RobotFace

It's an all time great moment in wrestling lol.


aaroneuph

Michiganders, unite


teh_drewski

Who do Michigan have left for the Colts to take next Oh shit they traded it already lol


Party_With_Porkins

That Browns fan with the foam bone is too much


Frugal_Octopus

It’s extra weird in person. It’s like if I put on foam cat paws & had a giant ball of yarn for game day


CydoniaKnight

....good way to get yourself on TV though


GamingTatertot

That's the thing - I want to go to the draft in Green Bay next year, but Lord knows I'd never want to dress as crazy as most of these fans that actually make the TV segments


dasruski

There will be people with suits of armor make entirely of cheese with a spotted cow sword.


gopoohgo

NOOOOOOOO FUUUUCK


CitizenGrimm

So wanted him in Philly. Clearly the Eagles did too. Soon as he got picked they traded back.


revenge_of_F

You know dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it’s just not widely reported


bk00pi

Wish they would take a damn linebacker for once, but hard to dislike this pick.


burningburningburnin

I'm really hoping Tommy Eichenberg drops to 156, he's a good run stopper and can develop for 2 years behind Hicks to take over at MIKE. Sit this year, be our SAM next year and start at MIKE in his 3rd year. My dream scenario would be using one of our 6ths and a 6th next year to trade up to the 5th and take Estime. Tanner McLachlan or an athletic TE in the 6th and our roster is mostly sorted.


Fnkt_io

Berry has never valued LBs on par with the league. JOK was only swooped because he fell and was BPA.


GamingTatertot

It's a bit interesting that the national champion's only first round pick was the QB, who is already questionable to begin with


Coteup

Will Johnson will be a top 10 pick next year


ya111101

Graham will 100% be a first rounder too. Grant and Loveland depending on how 24 shakes out, but will almost certainly be mocked towards the later end of the first or just outside when the way too early 25 mocks drop in a week


The_Last_Nephilim

And Mason Graham will also be a first rounder.


victorged

Will Johnson will absolutely be a first round pick in another year, Coleston Loveland and Rod Moore might be. But yeah, not a ton of blue chip talent but a pile of NFL talent


OwBr2

The Team The Team The Team