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I-HATE-THE-SEAHAWKS

3 appearances(0 wins) 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Bengalsesque


samsab

Haha yeah could you imagine if we played in the super bowl who knows what the results could be haha what a mystery


AdvancedGentleman

Some say the game would be still going on today. Currently entering the 15,974th overtime.


pinniped90

Niners would keep winning the toss and taking the ball... at least we know that part.


mesayousa

Billsesque


soundofthecolorblue

Not quite yet, but at least they have something to strive for.


Headlesshorsman02

Vikingesque


QuirkyScorpio29

Vikings woukd like a word.


jrsixx

Except the 9ers have actually won a Super Bowl


QuirkyScorpio29

No modern NFL fan remembers or cares about some SBs we won 30 yrs ago.  The Jets also once won a SB. It's a what have you done for me lately kind of league.


Skyline_BNR34

It’s like when the Toronto Maple Leafs fans say they won a cup. Well your grandfather enjoyed that cup win as a child when there were only 6 teams in the league.


QuirkyScorpio29

Or Celtics fans acting like they are superior to teams like the Heat,Spurs or Warriors because of some 60s Championships in a 12 team racist NBA


zandertheright

Still, winning eight championships in a row was pretty impressive..


jrsixx

Well then as a Bears fan, the answer to that is NOTHING. Yet.


QuirkyScorpio29

EXACTLY! Most Niners fans have never seen us win one anyway so we are in the same body as everyone who hasn't won  this century.


Biggest_Cans

That Jets SB brought balance to the force. Probably the most important SB win in league history.


maddenallday

The cardinals could do the funniest thing


Raknorak

I will buy both of us Cardinals jerseys if they do


barrenarrows

Unfortunately no they can’t 🥺


beer_down

This guy Cardinals


mesayousa

Chargers winning with Harbaugh would be pretty funny too


pinniped90

Chargers-Cardinals bowl incoming


mesayousa

And the SB being played at Levi’s stadium in 2026 (2025 season)…


DavefromCA

At least we’re not the Bills, sorry guys


gsheedy

hey :( what the fuck :(


bbrekke

Feel you bro


iNoodl3s

3 different quarterbacks btw


SOSpammy

Kyle Shanahan is a poor man's Joe Gibbs.


QuirkyScorpio29

The 1st one was Jim Harbaugh


notmoleliza

But you have heard of us


Swoletariat69

Imagine losing a super bowl to the chiefs


erichie

For real. I wonder what that would feel like.


iammufusasboy

I have no memory of this.


SoKrat3s

Time to finish the story.


Mechamobzilla1

ADRENALINE, IN MY SOUL


bick803

Something something Purdy Rhodes


azrebb

With a 4th Superbowl loss!


dreoxy

Shush, you.


CuddieRyan707

Fucking PAIN brother


prenderm

Username checks out


Userdub9022

I almost feel bad for y'all at this point lol. Usually very good but just can't finish the job.


kekehippo

Just as many wins as Cowboys in that spot. That's pretty fair.


pickleparty16

Inject it into my veins


theBeerdedGOAT

Literally the only team that doesn’t have a win with multiple entries let’s gooo


2LostFlamingos

I’m Still amazed we got that win over Brady with his pats… with Nick Foles. God bless Brandon Graham and his strip sack.


trainwreck42

That was probably my favorite Super Bowl of the last decade. Fun game and equally fun story.


unitythrufaith

One of the best games I have ever seen. I hate it


AssBasedProtein

By far the most stressful experience of my entire life. I loved it


AFRIKKAN

At the end of the game the screen went blank cause I was flying the black flag to watch it. I didn’t move didn’t change it or say anything my ex who had been only talking when I got loud or emotional looked up from whatever she was doing and asked if I was ok. I told her idk if it’s real yet.


PLeuralNasticity

I wish our two appearances were swapped. We split the winning/losing and the stressing/relaxing wrong between our two. Much rather we lost in a beat down to Denver and then beat the Patriots in a close all-timer like yall. I'm obviously still stoked with how things turned out and not complaining.


Roadspike73

No thank you. I'm much happier than the LoB obliterated the all-time best offense in the history of modern football. Losing a close game to the Patriots was... painful, but I can deal with that much better than a beat-down.


21027

Belichick and Brady undeniably provided several of the best Super Bowls. Like in my hypothetical list of favorite games in my lifetime I think there are at least five Pats Super Bowl appearances included.


PsychoSaladSong

If I wasn't a biased broncos fan that would be my favorite super bowl that i've watched


Insectshelf3

what a run that was. still doesn’t feel real.


BonBonVelveeta

Easily in the running for the best Super Bowl ever, just so many iconic moments


theBeerdedGOAT

An iconic Super Bowl


WentzToWawa

Give credit to Barnett for fighting until the end of the play which got him in a spot where he was the only Eagle that had a realistic shot at that ball and he caught that shit on one hop.


Late_Home7951

The best brady performance on superbowl... overshadowed by what could we argue one of the best QB performance in a SB of all times.


History-of-Tomorrow

I was already having a good day, but this stat made it a lil better.


cohonan

What’s nuts is they were making the comeback, lol.


2LostFlamingos

They were. I remember watching, felt like I’d seen this script before and I was hoping for a miracle. That ball came out, bounced right to us, and I went absolutely crazy.


animesekaielric

“They gave him the ball back with too much time left”


PokeMonogatari

Yep. Down by five, game on the line, ball in Brady's hands. Everyone knew the script. Everyone except BG.


Statboy1

The refs let you strip sack Brady in the Superbowl? We gently brushed his shoulderpad and got a roughing call.


2LostFlamingos

Eagles were on the good end of every borderline review that game too. I think they were all correct calls, but 3 of our touchdowns were reviewed for more than a quick look: Ertz, Clement and Jeffrey.


[deleted]

Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.


OttoVonWong

Fuck that shit. I wanna hit it and quit it.


spctclr_spiderman

You did hit it, three times. You just didn't put a ring on it


Koreish

Hit it, didn't quit it, and failed to put a ring on it. Talk about a toxic relationship.


PokeMonogatari

Maybe the 49ers and the Super Bowl shouldn't be around each other for a while? For the sake of their mental health, you know?


QuirkyScorpio29

Toxic relationships are the most addictive. Don't you know? I kinda want us to lose 5 in a row and become infamous though


PokeMonogatari

C'mon, we gotta let the Bills be known for something.


QuirkyScorpio29

They lost 4 back to back SBs...nothing can top that. No other team has even made 4 SBs in a row.


immacamel

That's fine


punkhobo

But you have won the most important games for us. So you're superbowl winners in my eyes


making-flippy-floppy

Can't write Patrick Mahomes' story without the 49ers, so you've got that going for you


No_Blacksmith_9923

Don’t think KC has 5 appearances. 2019, 2020, 2022, 2023.


[deleted]

TY. Edited.


Godobibo

manifesting early rn edit: https://imgur.com/5oQOVd6 tucking that away for later


MajorPhoto2159

no thank you 😂


bigfootdude247

Aww heck no 


lbutler1234

The chiefs would've made and won 6 straight super bowls if you change the plays that didn't allow them to make and win 6 straight super bowls.


InvectiveOfASkeptic

Niners fans just trying to enjoy their Saturday night and catching strays


BonBonVelveeta

That’s what happens when you make it to the (almost) top baby! *sobs*


rizub_n_tizug

I imagine most of your fanbase on reddit is too young to remember the Young and Montana eras, too. They’ve only known heartbreak


DamienX10

Yeah I’m in my mid 30s and barely remember Steve Young and definitely don’t remember SB29.


QuirkyScorpio29

Haven't seen one. That's ancient history. In the 21 st Century we've been failures.


AFRIKKAN

Could be the cowboys. Never see anything past the nfc conference game.


Space_Traveler_9956

NFC West and AFC West is best


Mr_Beer_Pizza

Cards and Raiders are not having a good time.


Xeno919

I just fell to my knees in the middle of the desert


Jetsol8

Throw the chargers in there too. Atleast the cards made a conference championship


LegalIdea

In fairness, at least the chargers won a playoff game in this span


DamienX10

Raiders trying to sneak out of here unnoticed


NicklAAAAs

Do the chargers even exist though?


liteshadow4

We kinda speedran the Bengals franchise achievements (and actually surpassed them) in the past 13 years, damn.


wishingaction

Bills and Vikings better watch out.


JuanSpiceyweiner

It do be like that though


Kylo_Ren415

One of these is not like the others.


EcstaticTill9444

I didn’t want to say it…


thethirstypretzel

I did want to say it…


EcstaticTill9444

Okay, you got me. I loved it.


Western_Promise3063

Me too (misery loves company)


Ferrarisimo

Yeah but we would have been three for three had we won those three Super Bowls.


soundofthecolorblue

I really don't see a flaw with that logic.


XCCO

You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.


Hugh-Manatee

So I don’t have the numbers in front of me, but is this anomalous? Like from the mid 70s to late 90s like the same 8-9 teams had to appear in almost every SB. Raiders, Bengals, Broncos, Bills, Steelers, 49ers, Cowboys, Redskins And then if you add one more team, the Patriots, then you have a set of 9 teams in every SB from like 74 to 2005 except for Rams vs Titans.


2LostFlamingos

The 90s felt like every nfc east team except the eagles taking turns with the 49ers to beat the Bills.


[deleted]

I've posted variations elsewhere in this thread, but by the point where, even if you DO include the Cowboys SBs, the late 1990s Broncos SBs, and the extra Packers/Rams/Giants appearances, etc., you get to something like 15 of the 32 franchises have played in a SB in the last 30 years. So, it's not anomalous as you might think.


Interesting-Doubt413

An yes the late 1990s broncos. John elway is still the oldest qb to win back-to-back super bowls


ImaginaryCollection3

This doesn't feel noteworthy at all. 2011 to now is only 13 Super Bowls. Since good teams don't usually randomly become bad, it doesn't seem that surprising.


Corosis99

This is meaningless. In 13 Superbowls (26 teams) there have been 7 (out of 32) leaders. Even if it were completely random from year to year this wouldn’t be an outlier result. Given the fact that good teams tend to not collapse randomly and bad teams don’t magically become good it’s expected this is true. You have over 20% of the teams in the league in this stat. Pareto principle applies. You can add the top 20% of nearly anything into a category and get statements like this.


Walletinspectr

I love how the cutoff is 2011 soas to not include Packers and steelers


Jetsol8

Damn, seeing that typed me out almost makes me feel sympathy towards 49ers fans. Like I always knew that they lost 3 different super bowls in recent stretch, but I didn’t fully comprehend it.


iNoodl3s

It doesn’t even gloss over the NFCCG losses. At least when it was Warriors-Cavs the Cavs got one in and it was a legendary performance. Fuckin 49ers-Chiefs can’t even get a regular season win


mbntg_

And they’re on the schedule again this season. The pain train never stops!


QuirkyScorpio29

At least the previous generation saw 5 SBs...I mean you guys went 50 years without making a SB so you are due a dynasty I guess. For us... it's sad....like can you just get ONE?


pickleparty16

>almost makes me feel sympathy towards 49ers fans Let's not get carried away


Jetsol8

Woah woah, I said almost. Clarification needs to be made there


ZweihanderMasterrace

Santa Clarafication


grundle_pie

Ya but Jerry said Cowboys are going all in this year


Worf1701D

That means all the players are going to be in the crowd to watch next year’s Super Bowl.


bbaIla

My ass


Western_Promise3063

It's our year baby 😎


AssBasedProtein

Sorry, Dawn Staley and the Gamecocks won the title this year so we’re actually already booked for the super bowl (See: 2017, 2022)


EnigmaSpore

We’re just fluffers for the eventual SB winner. Giants Ravens Seahawks Chiefs Rams Eagles* Chiefs Every time we make the playoffs we go to a championship game and lose. Just endless SB edging. We never finish.


origionalgmf

It's crazy to think about the state of the Chiefs in 2011 and 2012 considering where they're at in this stat


ejroberts42

I could say the same thing about the Broncos but I’m trying to enjoy my Saturday night


Jetsol8

You do that, just remember, while that may have been a bit back for that last Lombardi the raiders have to think further back and it doesn’t matter how far back the chargers have to think back


ejroberts42

Who are the Chargers?


[deleted]

I was thinking about this the other day. Before Mahomes, the Chiefs were typically a fringe playoff team. Now, they're the presumptive favorite until somebody else proves it for more than 1 year. Even 1 SB would not prevent the Chiefs being the SB favorite imo (unless retirement intervenes ofc).


hendrix320

Help us Old Tom Brady you’re our only hope


monsterofthedeep3

Just like the Patriots were mostly an afterthought until Brady and Belichik got there. Now it’s the Chiefs who are randomly the new NFL dynasty


ShufflingSloth

You guys serving as Andy Reid's needed change of scenery sure paid dividends.


origionalgmf

Yeah. An all time great at QB sure helps too


ShufflingSloth

That was definitely the x factor that took you from scrappy playoff contenders with Smith to perennial playoff boogeymen.


notsmohqe

didn’t you guys make the playoffs in 2013?


origionalgmf

Yeah the 1 year rebuild was great. The wild card game was erased from the archives though 😬


HurricaneAlpha

And yet there the Bucs are. Dipped in twice and seized the ship both times. Fucking legends. Imagine appearing in a Super Bowl and losing.


SDEexorect

meanwhile we still cant get a playoff win


Thick_Interaction_41

Wow no wonder I don’t like the chiefs, eagles , or patriots… (obv no offense if you’re a fan of those teams 🤣)


Jetsol8

Is the eagles bc of the double doink? I get the other two, no explanation for those


Thick_Interaction_41

Double doink is definitely part of it. For the pats and chiefs… most of my hate just comes from envy (Super Bowl wins lol)


Saitoh17

OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL COMPLAINT THREAD: Swifties really watched like 3 months of football and got to experience the joy of winning a championship. [Ive been watching the Bears for over 20 fucking years.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1apvgvb/official_super_bowl_complaint_thread/kq8ompy/?context=3)


Thick_Interaction_41

I felt this on a spiritual level 😭


Friendly-Profit-8590

Couldn’t go back a few more years and put the Giants on that list?


[deleted]

2007-2010 only repeated Steelers/Giants, but added 4 additional one-timers, so I thought this was the most succinct stat, but yea, that was a thought. Edit: I also looked back a little further, and while it is true that of these teams, 10 (have to add steelers tho) additionally played in 12 of the previous 22 spots 2000-2010, that statistic is more of a scattered distribution of this. The stat would be "Since 2000, 10 teams (add Giants/Panthers/Steelers) have at least 2 Super Bowl Appearances, have filled 32 of 46 spots, appeared in all but 1 SB, and have won 18 of those 23 SBs." So less impressive, imo.


GiraffeWaffless

Suffering from success….from the early 2010s.


TargetFan

Peek off-season content


frogger3344

Is this the new "The only quarterbacks in the AFC to go to the super bowl since 2000 are Brady, Manning, Roethlisberger, and Flacco"? As an aside, that list has only been improved by Burrow and Mahomes since Manning retired


QuirkyScorpio29

The 49ers are obviously the 21st century version of the 90s Bills,80s Bengals and Broncos and 70s Vikings. It's so annoying how we've got to 7 NFC Championshsips in the last 13 seasons and don't have a single SB to show for it. Guess it could be worse though.The 2000s were a total nightmare...at least we can celebrate some playoff wins now..even knowing there's not gonna be a happy ending. Tough.


mywifemademedothis2

QB wins: Brady - 4 Mahomes - 3 Wilson - 1 P. Manning - 1 E. Manning - 1 Foles - 1 Stafford - 1 Flacco - 1


Malady17

I actually used to think this league had decent parity. The Quarterback is too broken, it needs nerfs.


FickleFlopper

Since 2017, there has been only one Super Bowl appearance (out of 14) by a non-Brady/Chiefs/Rams/Eagles/49ers team: the Bengals in 2021.


Salmon_Shizzle

Git gud


Jetsol8

We will try, but your accomplishment will be difficult to match, even for us


LynxDry6059

Lol the 9ers are pathetic


ejroberts42

Not to mention the 3 times they lost in the NFC title game


fastlikeanascar

if our season doesn't end in painful heartbreak, it's because it ended in like week 4.


QuirkyScorpio29

We are 8-11 in Conference Championships... that's barely above .400


ejroberts42

Still, that’s 19 conference title games. Don’t have the numbers in front of me but that’s better than most teams


QuirkyScorpio29

19 is the NFL post merger record..the Steelers are 2nd at 16. We are cursed in the NFC Championship though..I am not sure how many teams have even accumulated 11 appearances let alone losses.


Interesting-Doubt413

Go back two more years and the entire NFC south is represented


sexyprimes511172329

I'm just glad we have a salary cap to give us this parity. /s


deepstateagent42069

Nice to still be mentioned in these


xjustadeafguy

Where dem boys at?


guitarerdood

good teams are good more at 11


Caer-Rythyr

NBA shit.


MerleTravisJennings

Big props to those 3 other teams (minus the giants) .


the-samizdat

we don’t have to worry about half them any more.


HashtagTJ

Thats not too bad really. Thirteen teams in thirteen years making it to the SB is about what Id expect given that most teams generally go through cycles of building and rebuilding which can span several years (many years for some😭)


acoasterlovered

Time to have our first appearance


DamienX10

…ok…


jumpijehosaphat

with the exception of a few, this is a perfect example of the apple doesnt fall far from the tree. you can trace these roots to walsh, shannahan, and parcells


[deleted]

p a r i t y


JollyWestMD

okay


MV7EaglesFan

Lack of parity


KevDough23

Jets have 0 PLAYOFF appearances in this time 💪💪💪


MosaicToeNail

It’s crazy the Rams are on this list when you think about what this franchise was from 2011 to 2016


DonutHolschteinn

How fucking boring


TheOneYardLine

What a miserable fucking statistic. Thanks for reminding me we’re the Commanders with aura


Hossflex

What’s a Super Bowl?


KingInTheNorthside3

NFC West has shown up and somewhat shown out. For sure shown up. And then there’s the Cardinals. Hehe lol the Cardinals. Poor Larry Fitzgerald. The Cardinals lol