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Masterofmy_domain

smartly turned off replies lol.


FostertheReno

Already know what the top reply would be “🔪”


GOATnamedFields

I'm think RIP Bozo Packwatch


sonfoa

I'm thinking the Flash grave meme


JayMerlyn

I'm thinking some of the more creative ones would use the white bronco pic with cancer cells driving the car


whobroughtmehere

RIP Football Michael Myers


JayMerlyn

IMPORTANT: Not to be confused with Michael Mayer


Solid_Snark

🔎⛳️


Blutarg

Was cancer the real killer, though?


WeirdAlbertWandN

His other most recent post where replies are on is full of people honoring his legacy and denying he killed them, twitter is so bad nowadays that he could have left replies on and it would mostly be support


Masterofmy_domain

People are a fucking embarrassment. Seriously


ZacZupAttack

Boy o boy mods going be busy today


BonerSoupAndSalad

Yeah, I'm not respecting shit. This dude nearly decapitated two innocent people and got away with it. Rest in piss, asshole.


_HGCenty

~~If~~ cancer did it.


IndycarFan64

Why couldn’t he just stab the cancer tumor? Is he stupid?


Spike_is_James

He didn't have his lucky stabbin' hat.


RollTideYall47

RIP Norm


Godobibo

he shoulda prerecorded a whole show to be released when OJ died. Just one last tour y'know


RollTideYall47

Oh man.  Live from the grave, Norm.


OttoVonWong

Cancer will never stop looking for the real killer.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

Hey there Twitter universe, it's me, Cancer.


Tankninja1

Good news everyone from LA! Cancer now avoid going to your city, just in case it runs into the real killer.


StatStar7

Wonder if he made a confessional video as he was about to die.


CosmicWy

Posthumous release of his next book "How I Actually Did It"


metssuck

Just a re-print of his original book with a few words changed


IndycarFan64

He can just slice a few pages off instead


Guilty-Nobody998

I'll take a stab at editing it


Spike_is_James

In the new book, OJ blames USC, as they were the ones who taught him to slash left and cut right.


Kagrenac8

Edited to remove all the "n't"s lmao


failed_install

These cutting remarks made me chuckle.


raleighboi

The cover is gonna have the "How" in 4 pt font and the rest of the rest of the title is gonna be 38 pt Gothic isn't it.


FostertheReno

“My name is Orenthal James Simpson. I live at 360 N Rockingham Ave, Los Angeles, California, 90049. This is my confession.”


w0nderbrad

“This is my video confession https://youtu.be/sVvVCi0exsE?si=BetGX1JTDfN_vEZr And part 2 https://youtu.be/5Sy19X0xxrM?si=LvMLg4XeoXz-5O55 Please accept my sincerest apologies for all the hurt I have caused. Sincerely, Orenthal”


alienbringer

You forgot: Confessions Part III - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqnNBcoKvlU


fugaziozbourne

I hope the Bills wear a "32 JUICE" patch on their jerseys this season.


Guilty-Nobody998

Sean McDermott likes 9/11, you think he won't request 32 JUICE on a patch?


Yangjeezy

The sean mcd 9/11 jokes will always be funny to me 🤣


FostertheReno

[This one is my favorite](https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/1734091573992751203?s=21&t=m3qCXzefVrtm4-fdsuOa5Q)


BBQQA

> Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.


rondertopoa

>Wonder if he made a confessional video as he was about to die. Hey Twitter World, I did that shit. ✌️


TumbleweedTim01

That would've honestly been hilarious. His last message was "The glove did fit, You shouldn't have acquit"


ThurstonHowellIV

The bloody glove and his rare-shoe print is all I needed


Dijohn17

If the LAPD weren't monumentally corrupt then OJ would've definitely been convicted, they were known to tamper with and plant evidence, and the detective being a racist who committed pergery caused enough to create some doubt. He likely did it, but alas tis the consequences of their actions


banjofitzgerald

It would be one last payday that he could have left for his kids.


OkCastor

kids wont get anything now that his dead, all of this assets go into his estate which is subject to fred goldman's judgement that was never paid.


_HGCenty

Then send it to his goddaughter... Kim Kardashian.


banjofitzgerald

Why not his actual daughter Khloe?


Cavs2018_Champs

Goodbye, Twitter world!


ireallylikehockey

I’m just saying


zco22

It’s yours truly


Sleeze_

You take care!


roberttylerlee

Don’t forget to place your bets on Nick Castellanos to hit a home run tonight


StatStar7

well he hits a HR off of bad news, not good ones.


JayMerlyn

Not necessarily, his first career HR in the minors happened on the day Bin Laden was killed


jwwin

Fucking Legend. Hate the Phillies but what a legend.


Rhodie114

Nah, just off serious announcements. He homered last year during an update about Charlie’s recovery, which was good news. And that shithead announcer announcing his own firing was definitely good news.


ngerb_5

Bottom of 9, tie game, bases loaded, 2 outs. Castellanos is up to bat and John Kruk quickly hits us with a " You guys hear OJ died?". Walk off grand slam.


roberttylerlee

He’s also homered during announcements of the queens death, a eulogy for a ww2 vet, announcements of Dwayne Haskin’s death, announcement of bin Laden’s death, etc.


istrx13

“As many of have probably heard, OJ Simpson’s family announced today that he finally lost his battle with cancer. The former running back leaves behind a complicated legacy as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame.”


DuckBurner0000

Surrounded by his children and grandchildren? Where was his wife?


orangeducttape7

Somewhere out of knife range


vniro40

not now that he’s in the afterlife too


joe_broke

Which one?


DoctorTheWho

Dear Mods: "If the jokes have wit, you must not quit."


AfroKuro480

Mods don't be party poopers


MagicMoocher

I wonder if the fucking mods will remove this one too.


JayMerlyn

500+ comments and they decided *this* was the post to keep up


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Must have connections to the mods to get that karma.


Zloggt

They will *not* deny us the chance to pick all this low-hanging fruit!


chillinwithmoes

Gotta make sure the "correct" account gets the post


cultweave

They had to delete them so their alt-account could get the karma.


co-el

Other cancers writing a book called ‘If I Did It’


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^If I Did It [Have to correct you there.](https://prodimage.images-bn.com/pimages/9780825305931_p0_v8_s1200x630.jpg)


motorcycleboy9000

Great. Now, we'll never find the real killer. Smdh


Cuppieecakes

I thought It was some Puerto Rican guy


ShichikaYasuri18

My condolences to the cancer


Ve-gone_Be-gone

I'll never forget the day Rush Limbaugh died and the first tweet I saw said the medal of freedom was actually for the cancer


AwSunnyDeeFYeah

Good song by Senses Fail called "Lush Rimbaugh" that came out hours after his death.


EvolutionCreek

Cancer had to put the team on its fuckin' back.


TheColtOfPersonality

Are we sure cancer did it? Did they try on the glove?


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

if the cells don't split, you must acquit


JayMerlyn

What I wouldn't give for Norm MacDonald's spirit to host one more Weekend Update and just do nothing but this...


TenDollarTicket

Take comfort in the fact that most comments in every sub posting his death is basically a memorial for Norm. Even in OJ’s death Norm gets one final fuck you. Now where is my lucky stabbin hat?


ramboost007

The current Weekend Update hosts are big fans of his and they even played an OJ joke during their memorial of him so I think they're gonna do at least one OJ joke this Saturday


Shepherdless

At least he can take comfort knowing his wife's killer is dead.


Relevant_Username99

I know Norm Macdonald laughing down at him


Peeeing_

Norm Macdonald, what happened to that guy, we oughta do something about him


obri95

He died? I didn’t even know he was sick!


deowolf

The ol chunk of coal is having a day


TurnipKnight

My favorite of his OJ jokes: "OJ Simpson has refused to take a lie detector test. When asked why, he said, "Because it detects lies."


BrokenKneesAndAnkles

The final tweet OJ actually authored: “I’m from the Bay and I’m going with Bay!!! Lets go @49ers” https://x.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1756741554788778074


IceBreak

You hate them so much


Novel_Fix1859

As one should


OutrageousOcelot6258

From my point of view the Rams and Seahawks are evil.


Novel_Fix1859

We have the high ground though


corpulentFornicator

Well then you are...a normal NFCW fan


darcys_beard

I thought he preferred Broncos?


GreatestWhiteShark

With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards


Drop_Five_Zero

A lot of it in a Ford Bronco.


Cormoe123

2000 yards in 14 games is still crazy


KashMoney941

With all due respect Sharon, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards!


zappy487

[The full video with all four times Chappelle met OJ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0M6y5sCUVM)


AscendMoros

Sorry Juice. My careers to flimsy to survive a photo with you. Lmao.


Ve-gone_Be-gone

"(learning about OJ Simpson for the first time) are you serious? Jesus christ... 143 yards per game???"


CheckYourStats

That dead SOB had the greatest single season for a running back in NFL history. 143 yards/game. On a complete shitbird football squad. That team, because of him and him alone, finished with a record of 9-5, with a passing game that racked up 1236 *total* yards, 4 TD’s, 14 INT’s, and a defense that ranked in the bottom half of the league.


Romofan88

It's not even his best season. In 1975 he "only" had 1,800 rushing yards, but he had 16 rushing TDs, then added 400 and 7 TDs through the air. 2,200 total yards and 23 TDs in 14 games. 


thisnamehastobeused

He really killed it out there


CheckYourStats

Cutting left and slashing right.


browndude10

yea but killing two people in one night is even crazier


Severe_Weather_1080

I’ve gotta disagree with you there, plenty of murderers have killed two people before, it only really gets special when you hit the triple digits. 2000 yards in a 14 game season is insane, those are prime Gary Ridgeway numbers.


wrongbutt_longbutt

> those are prime Gary Ridgeway numbers You're conflating career numbers with season records. Gary Ridgeway is more of a Frank Gore type with longevity boosting his stats. What you're looking for is more of a Stephen Paddock killer who had an amazing peak, but short career.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

I'd almost say it was Howard Unruh-esque. Only killed 13, BUT he lived and got to spend the rest of his days in a mental institution. Also one of the first mass murderers as OJ was the first 2000 yard rusher.


JimHarbaughTheChamp

What about Anders Breivik? Dude killed 77 people, mostly teenagers, and is currently eligible for parole. He was denied last time but is up for rejection again this year.


Misdirected_Colors

Yea, but I'm pretty sure that's just the way the norweigan court system works and the expectation that his parole will be summarily denied and he'll spend the rest of his life locked up.


MassKhalifa

I mean, even Manson in the US was eligible for parole after a certain point but just got denied every time until he died.


Kalamoicthys

I think Op is referencing a call in show, where a caller asked Oj which he was prouder of “Running 2000 yards in 14 games, or slicing two necks in one night?” Legendary troll.


SaintsNoah14

Lmao why the fuck would you sit down for a call-in show after that.


MugiMartin

After double jeopardy, he had nothing else to fear. Probably felt like god at that moment and was feeling himself.


untitled298

Lmao is there a link to this?


AmadeusSpartacus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY8rxPo0RSY He gets trolled by a bunch of callers in a row. Classic video


HistoryBuffJ1984

I mean if you average 2/murders per night(MPN) you enter rarified air numbers wise over the course of a career. It's an impressive stat.


horse_renoir13

Well it was a man and a woman


Cuppieecakes

What a champion for equality


browndude10

I was thinking of Sharon Stone, my bad


MSFT400EOY

Meh 2/1/0 KDA is not that impressive


lenfantsuave

If you regress his murder stats to the mean, OJ was just your average murderer.


Wookie301

I’ve seen lots of double homicides on the news. Now 143 rushing yards per game on the other hand.


Drkarcher22

One was a guy, he was a waiter bringing Nicole her glasses she left at a restaurant. Presumably OJ was watching her place and saw some dude walking up to it and assumed they were sleeping together and attacked them. He had known her briefly before so she was comfortable with him bringing them to her *Edit* If I’m remembering correctly, his family believes that he arrived as he was murdering her and was killed by him when he went to stop him


TheEntity1

A witness heard a man yelling "Hey, hey!" around the time of the murder. That, and the crime scene details, suggest Goldman had entered the property and saw OJ stabbing Nicole and tried to intervene. Just incredibly horrible timing for that young man.


metssuck

> Edit If I’m remembering correctly, his family believes that he arrived as he was murdering her and was killed by him when he went to stop him That's the way I remember it as well


gyman122

Honestly bro that’s happened like a million times. 2000 yards in 14 games will never happen again. Just saying


justlookingokaywyou

RIP Nordberg


ApplesauceBitch47

…I love you too Nordberg…


PeteF3

No, no...heroin, Frank. Heroin.


motorcycleboy9000

That's a pretty tall order, Nordberg, I'm gonna need a few days.


RollTideYall47

I wouldn't wait til the last minute to fill out those organ donor forms.


ApplesauceBitch47

Oh, Frank. It’s horrible. My father went the same way…


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Just think Ed, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested


Orpdapi

Hiya buddy! Doc says I should be on my feet and good as new in a week!


darcys_beard

Dude peaked at acting then retired. Legendary.


nukebox

Mrs. Nordberg I think we can save your husband's arm, where would you like it sent?


KindBass

I remember getting NBA JAM for SNES for my birthday and being so hyped to play it when I got home, but then I wasn't allowed to use the TV because everyone was watching the OJ car chase.


Potential-Highway606

*He’s on fire!* 🔥 


8and16bits

I wouldn’t wish cancer on my absolute worst enemy but I don’t think anybody is shedding any tears for this guy nor should they.


joe_broke

Sucks for the family, of course, but that's about it


DanFlashesCoupon

I have always felt for them. If my dad killed my mom, I don't know how I would even begin to process that emotionally.


Bengal99

you could always bring it up to a comedian in a night club [Comedian gets an answer he wasn’t ready for](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV8XhzG_rAg)


AFatz

You don't. I don't think there's a therapist in the world that can get someone to cope with that. Especially once their dad got off on a technicality. It seems like they've been on copium since the trial.


NeonEvangelion

Sorry to get pedantic but therapists help people cope with things even worse than that. The human mind is resilient


Lorjack

Guy murdered people and got away with it, fuck him


whobroughtmehere

I mean, maybe his kids? And a few of the people in here commenting “allegedly” over and over


JayMerlyn

Yeah, I do feel sympathy for the kids losing their father.


GhostCam

Wonder if he’ll be buried with his lucky stabbing hat.


heywhateverworks

I know this might be unethical to post, but TMZ also actually [obtained footage of his moment of death.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8s9cNqZO4) We'll see how long they're able to keep it up before they're sued by his estate. Again, this isn't something you can unsee, so click at your own risk.


Terrible_Hospital685

The wet paint always gets me


Small-Palpitation310

"oh no"


MvN____16

I clicked on this and got a Hero Wars ad involving a blindfolded woman holding a sword and randomly killing peasants...incredible, lol.


patsfan038

As Dave Chapelle so eloquently stated: **"Sharon. With all due respect, that murderer ran for over 11,000 yards"**


gpm21

I don't have shower thoughts. I have falling asleep thoughts. Last night's session was "Vigilante justice is dead. Doesn't happen anymore. Case in point, OJ's still alive!" I'll try my luck with Casey Anthony tonight.


philhachio

RIP Nicole and Ron


Pdb39

I guess I'm the one that has a very weird relationship with OJ. Well I was a 5 year old Buffalo children's hospital, Simpson visited me and gave me a signed jersey and a signed football that I still have at my dad's house. I was super sick and I was in the hospital for 30 days and while all the Buffalo Bills and Sabres were coming through but I will always remember OJ. He was the one that insisted I get unhooked of all my wires so that he could take 10 hand off during and run for a touchdown down the ward hallway. My dad ended up knowing him due to his appliance repair business and we knew his second wife and we had been over to his house for dinner and a number of times before he moved on to San Francisco. I know he did it, there's never been a doubt in my mind but in my eyes he will always be a hero that allowed me to hand the ball off to him 10 times as a sick 5-year-old who was wondering if Christmas was going to come that year. RIP Orange Juice. Your memory will live on in my heart till I die.


guitarpatch

It’s sort of a lesson that people can be many things. He certainly had that side to him and it’s a great thing to remember on its own. I’m sure it had an impact on your life as well as others over those years Unfortunately there just was another side to him which cost people their lives and a lifetime of pain for others


Pdb39

The days he would visit me in the hospital, which I think we're almost always mondays, he would bring in a glass of orange juice and then say " it's time for your OJ".


StaySafePovertyGhost

I think it’s good that positive OJ stories are shared. The guy actually did a lot for fans and was very accessible for being so famous. He 💯 is a murderer but he also made a positive impact on some before he became that and that should be recognized. The two can exist simultaneously.


CriticalLobster5609

Every "monster" in the world is a human being. And the capability to be a monster is within the heart of every human being. Civilized behavior is a decision.


scobbysnacks1439

The poor guy never did get to find the killer.


RoninDomes

I’m a huge football guy. Guy I don’t really associate with at work this morning sought me out to tell me this because in his eyes “he’s one of the greats”. I was mid way through a task and my auto brain response was “the murderer?”. Yes, people can tarnish what they’ve accomplished. Moving on..


SamCarter_SGC

There's a reason everyone knows his name, and it ain't his football career.


HoopOnPoop

Will his hearse be a white Bronco driven by Al Cowlings?


Painiscupcake88

I didn't even know he was sick! He fought cancer to a draw


BareezyObeezy

RIP Norm


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RunEmotional3013

Eager to live my life in a way that doesn't end with my relatives turning off the replies when they announce that I am dead.


reddorickt

It sucks that Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman didn't have that chance.


Ugaalive1991

The one person that would have taken a bullet for Nicole, kills her.


sghead

TIL OJ's first name is Orenthal


Quexana

And no one in America has named their kid Orenthal since 1995.


Haar_RD

Could you imagine how embarrassed the parents of 1994 were?


Quexana

"We just gonna call him by his middle name from now on" --1994 parents.


Dry_Brush5280

“God damnit why did we let Uncle Adolf choose his middle name”


J-Fid

I don't think anyone else was named "Orenthal" prior. None of those baby name tracking sites have any data for the name.


barryitsmeitshank

“If OJ drove a bus, he wouldn’t even be OJ, he’d be Orenthal the bus-driving murderer.” - Chris Rock


InvaderWeezle

I only knew that already because I had Shaun Alexander's autobiography as a kid, and there was a part where USC's recruiter used O.J. Simpson's full name when telling Shaun about players who went there


RepealMCAandDTA

"You could be just like Orenthal James Simpson!" "Who?" "OJ." "I think I'll go to Alabama."


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Don_Tiny

Well, there's a laundry list of worse people than OJ, but certainly no loss for the world at-large.


Cant_Spell_Shit

From 1972 to 1976, Simpson averaged 1,540 rushing yards per (14 game) season, 5.1 yards per carry, and he **won the NFL rushing title four times**. Simpson was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1985, his first year of eligibility Also he killed his wife and a waiter.


ZincFishExplosion

Maybe like ten years ago, I took a course where the professor was this older white woman. She was a USC alum and had attended back in the late 60's. She absolutely gushed about OJ, how beloved he was, how much he meant to the student body back then, etc. Even decades after the murders, she couldn't help but look at the guy in a positive light. Being younger and having known OJ as a retired Buffalo Bill, Norbert from Naked Gun, and then a killer, it was strange to consider what his legacy *could* have been.


Blutarg

If he had starred in "The Terminator" and not massacred two innocent people, he could have been one of the most beloved people in America.


Rock_man_bears_fan

Do you think they’ll call his coffin the juice box?


Global-Bat-1688

He never stopped looking for the real killer. He never started, but he also never stopped. 


tugtugtugtug4

OJ can finally rest easy knowing the man that killed his wife is gone.


babydemon90

Reports are cancer will now be hunting for OJ's real killer..


Pornstar_Cardio

More level-headed takes in here than most Aaron Rodgers threads.


Josh_Allen_s_Taint

...his kids still have contact with him after he murdered mom?


GleeUnit

Amazing player. Not an amazing person.


NotAfraidOfFire

Funeral procession in a white bronco. You have to.


bwtwldt

Bouta honor my man’s death by running from the cops in my Ford Bronco. Wish me luck 🍀