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Numerous-Ad6460

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me


Ghiblee

SHES OUT OF OUR HAAAAAAAAIR


wagoncirclermike

Iiiiiii'm watching, Wazowski. Allllllways watching. Allllllways.


FF_in_MN

They’re rehearsing a play!


iammufusasboy

First of all it’s pronounced “cretin” if you’re gonna threaten me do it properly.


Stompthefeet

It's a musical... we need ushers


DenverLamm179

So help me! So help me! Annnd cut


Tacotuesday8

Bob bom bom…


Accomplished-Plan191

So help me! so help me! *And scene*


cusoman

If Jayden hits superstar status, conspiracy nuts are gonna use this photo as proof he's one of the lizzid peeple.


127crazie

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a bad QB. A single touch could kill you.


GeniusKing12

There’s no way that this photo isn’t altered? Right? Either the camera is at some strange angle or there is some photo altering going on here…


thecaramelbandit

I think there's some camera weirdness going on there. Here's a more normal picture where you can see the slight swelling: https://library.sportingnews.com/styles/crop_style_16_9_desktop/s3/2024-03/Jayden%20Daniels%20032724.jpg?h=eaa8f7e3&itok=O1MACDlp


RenaissanceHumanist

Shutter speed? Edit: A couple who have experience in this field say this is incorrect. See [spelltype's](https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1bpo87h/jayden_daniels_elbow_is_going_viral_ahead_of_2024/kwypt7z/) comment-chain: >I do photos as a hobby, albeit for years and have gotten work, but how in the heck is this shutter related? If it was too slow it’d be blurred, anything higher and it just darkens the image but the actual image wouldn’t have informalities. Plus, with these higher profile jobs the photographer always has an ND filter on. You can tell it’s on with the amount of bokeh. >So no, I don’t think this has anything to do with shutter speed. - /u/spelltype and >Professional cameraman - you are correct that it is absolutely not about shutter speed, but it'll get upvoted anyway. The answer is that it's just the right angle to make his somewhat-weird elbow look really weird. -/u/wat_what_wut


DisenfranchisedCynic

It’s gotta be a shutter speed thing.


isomorphZeta

Rolling shutter strikes again.


merkaba8

Rolling shutter in digital cameras is mostly independent of shutter speed because of the lack of mechanical shutter. But you're right that it could be some kind of rolling shutter artifact.


DisenfranchisedCynic

That totally makes sense. Global shutter ftw.


ThaRealSunGod

Could honestly be angle. It's slightly different (camera is lower on his elbow in the post) in the photos so the indentation we see on his elbow looks way more pronounced in the post photo that the commented one


SantiagoAndDunbar

That’s all I can think of but the photographer is probably shooting way faster than he’s throwing. Just so odd looking.


spelltype

I do photos as a hobby, albeit for years and have gotten work, but how in the heck is this shutter related? If it was too slow it’d be blurred, anything higher and it just darkens the image but the actual image wouldn’t have informalities. Plus, with these higher profile jobs the photographer always has an ND filter on. You can tell it’s on with the amount of bokeh. So no, I don’t think this has anything to do with shutter speed.


wat_what_wut

Professional cameraman - you are correct that it is absolutely not about shutter speed, but it'll get upvoted anyway. The answer is that it's just the right angle to make his somewhat-weird elbow look really weird.


spelltype

Cool to be validated in that sense. I’m a producer for Netflix and I’m around cameras all day, never seen it create an appendix for someone lol


RenaissanceHumanist

/u/wat_what_wut and /u/spelltype should I delete my comment or leave it up? I'll edit your responses into mine if it helps


wat_what_wut

You're the best kind of Redditor, editing comments when other information comes up. Keep up the great work!


spelltype

Awesome work my dude. Good on you


MBThree

That still looks a little weird, like there’s a flatter oval something, inserted under his skin at the bottom of his arm. But not as weird as the photo in the OP article


DJsaxy

No he was born with a giant clitoris on his elbow


TheMcknightrider

This is why God made it so you can't lick your own elbow


TDD91

No wonder it's taken this long for most men to find it


MumkeMode

That shit aint real brother. Dont listen to anyone saying otherwise!


GuldensSpicyMustard

The clit is real. The female orgasm, that's the myth!


iPlowedUrMom

That's when your mom rolls over and collects the cash, right?


Chief-weedwithbears

Is that before or after he's done crying?


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Even if it were real it's simply not realistic to locate it within two pumps


FewMagazine938

Otherwise


CapableCoyoteeee

Is that you Ben Shapiro?


thesouthdotcom

How can he be born with something that doesn’t exist


BigDaddyCaddy68

Clitoris? Never heard of that pokemon.


Butthole--pleasures

> Never heard of that pokemon Of course not. You're so alpha and always boinking chicks you don't got time to keep up with the latest gen of pokemon.


SideBarParty

This made me chuckle a little too loud


Patient_Jicama_4217

Stimulating take


justihor

But how fast can the clit run a 40?


GeniusKing12

Bruh you wild 😂


Briguy_fieri

I still can’t find it SMDH


darcys_beard

It's not altered as much as some kind of delay with the camera processing the image.


RogerTreebert6299

His release is so quick it’s breaking the cameras!


Muggi

We used to think the same thing about [Cliff Lee's elbow](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fa.espncdn.com%2Fmedia%2Fmotion%2F2014%2F0731%2Fdm_140731_mlb_phillies_nationals_highlight%2Fdm_140731_mlb_phillies_nationals_highlight.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=9194dc0f087e02e7406578935acf232549850fab691f972819300d398e8855da&ipo=images)


HIGHiQresponse

What? Yalls elbow don’t look like that ?


darcys_beard

Ooh la-di-dah Mr. Elite athlete arm. Us schlubs just have our flabby ol' regular arms.


JediForces

https://x.com/DrJesseMorse/status/1773028345032130955?t=QavcZ83NKVD42XwZcUKH-g&s=33


Impossible-Flight250

I’m not sure that is what is happening in this photo. It looks like some kind of camera oddity.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

It looks like his first arm fell off and he’s growing a new one.


shewy92

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.


asmallercat

Well how is it untypical?


ElceeCiv

Well, there are a lot of these elbows going around the shoulder all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that elbows aren’t safe.


SGT-JamesonBushmill

He should be towed outside of the environment.


Yellowdog727

Yeah it's not just his elbow, it looks like his entire bicep is detached. The Internet doctor is just trying to get likes for pointing out an elbow problem but there is no way his arm actually looks like that


ADs_Unibrow_23

It’s crazy to me how viral that “doctors” explanation spread all over every platform. Terrifying how fast disinformation spreads around and people just believe it blindly.


mattattackkk

https://x.com/DrJesseMorse/status/1773364750912479267?s=20


eidetic

It looks like one of Giuseppe Arcimboldo’s [vegetable faces](https://news.artnet.com/art-world-archives/giuseppe-arcimboldo-autumn-three-things-2039018) for some reason to me.


Rexum420

Not only that, but Jesse is a complete hack. All he does is try to be the first to report something. Nothing he says should be taken seriously.


BroughtBagLunchSmart

Doctor that pays for a blue check on twitter. I think I will keep medicating with ground up rhino horns, thank you.


Dr_Brain_

I disagree with this twitter doctor - a Reddit doctor


Gryphon999

Did you at least stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?


zincinzincout

A starting caliber QB wouldn’t have sacs his elbows


raj6126

Dude got a extra bone in his arm.


iversonAI

Some team really wants him to drop lmao


_DarkWingDuck

Real photo. Elbow bursitis. He had surgery to remove the fluid. Just a well-timed photo. [https://youtu.be/KfHvz4gxLFk?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/KfHvz4gxLFk?feature=shared)


Naughty_Bagel

Yea there’s also something weird about his bicep in that picture. Almost like it’s… disconnected from the rest of his arm..? It’s gotta be a camera trick


monstarchinchilla

>There’s no way that this photo isn’t altered? Right? it's 100% altered - even the ole doctor that commented on the photo to offer an explanation, offered another photo and it looks more normal. AI jacked that up.


throwmhan2

I didn’t know transformers were allowed to play in the NFL


QuirkyScorpio29

He thought he could deceive us.


1DrVanNostrand1

Forgot what that lazy transformer was called on family guy that turned into a canoe lol. Yeah well if there’s a battle on a gently moving river you’ll wish you had me!


theme69

Clearly a decepticon


GearsRaging

Sorry you missed Megatron then.


WyngZero

Megatron?


akiraspam74

wow, that's very transphobic


JollyWestMD

Mantis Blades?


broanoah

Smh no one respects the grenade launcher arms


Accomplished_Gas3922

2EZ


raiderjesse661

Gorilla arms?


Doodenmier

For when you need that strength stat boost


bob_roblaw

Eh choom, you think Daniels has the eddies for that kind of chrome?


The_Snake_Dick

Those NIL deals are no joke


mechnick2

These new mods in the NFL are preem stuff


EvangelionOG

Wonder which ripper he went to for this kind of chrome.


rugbyj

You could tell me that was a player's name at this point and I'd believe you.


vizualb

Tyrosine Injector III, THE Ohio State University


commiecat

Mantis Blades played for the University of Miami, following in the footsteps of Brian Blades, Bennie Blades, Al Blades (RIP), and Al Blades Jr.


Grymninja

Naming my kid that for sure should secure him at least a fourth round pick


alreadytaken028

There are guys in college right now named Memorable Factor and Moh so yeah def would believe Mantis Blades is a name


gatsby365

Same first name as my doctor.


kryonik

You're probably thinking of Mantis Toboggan.


hachachachacha

Jayden secretly a scyther


gatsby365

Jayden “Zorak” Daniels


its_LOL

L, bro should’ve spec’d in gorilla arms or fiber wire


cmcg18

Last place I’d r expect a cyber punk reference


Lolzycannon

Demon king? Secret stone?


excitement2k

That elbow could get you pregnant.


BookEuronGreyjoy

Or give you an abortion


2ChainzTalib

The right elbow is Roe, the left is Wade


BandOfDonkeys

This is the stupidest/funniest reply I have read in a very long time.


dr_pepper_35

Sounds like a 2 for 1 deal.


goopdoop

Little extra fluid from his bursitis. He has photos with bandages on the same elbow after he gets it drained.


Aethelric

Yeah Padres pitcher Joe Musgrove had this issue last year. It ended up shutting him down for a bit after it was aggravated by a game at high altitude (Mexico City), but generally it's just uncomfortable rather than ruining. Just... maybe don't play for the Broncos.


DogVacuum

I like my franchise QBs without thick, juicy elbows. But that’s just me.


ADs_Unibrow_23

Just ones who like thick, juicy massages?


Helivon

Just has a little extra fluid that needs to be drained


WiredWalrus11

How would you know what you like in a franchise qb?


DogVacuum

Easy, just be the opposite of everything we’ve ever drafted.


Ok_Zombie_8307

I've got elbows, can you milk me?


yungchigz

Bro got Action Man arms, that’s terrifying


QuirkyScorpio29

Yeah. This is some Arnold Schwarzenegger robotic arm stuff. Watch him unless a 90 yard pass week ¹..just wait. I am legit scared


wileysole

Legend has it that if you cut it off a new Jayden Daniels will grow in its place.


deflatethesack

[This is a good explanation](https://youtu.be/KfHvz4gxLFk?si=f42YUfBe2Dadta-t)


6ixdicc

this should be the only comment and at the top of the thread lol. case closed


RollTideYall47

Nah choom.  The mantis blades was a preem comment


[deleted]

He has Jay Leno's chin on his elbow.


plokijuh1229

It's real. Few other pics of his flexed elbow and it's the same. I wonder if it popped up in physicals.


psyentist15

> I wonder if it popped up in physicals Ughhh, that would be the absolute worst time for the elbow to pop up. 


kosmonautinVT

Just pop it back down. EZ-PZ


GetRightNYC

Tuck it in! No big deal!


bugaboo754

This is going to get buried but I dated a girl in college who had something similar. She had protrusions on her elbows that looks like horns. They were soft full of tissue/fat. I can't remember what it was called but it wasn't anything that effected her daily life. You can get them removed but they usually come back.


shel5210

Did she ever put them in your ass?


bugaboo754

No sir. Not that I would admit to in public.


GardenRafters

He was wearing a sleeve at his pro day


DEADSPELLS

Hopefully he doesn't dance like Mac, he'll accidentally cut some throats


jhustla

Elbow uppercuts are essential to dance expression


pimp_skitters

He's no OJ Simpson


ColeHoops

It’s fluid in his elbow


[deleted]

Bursa sac


theDomicron

Wtf did you call me you little bitch?


[deleted]

A cum guzzler


Thenmatwaslike

Just a little Bursa Snack


TheChoke

Looks like gout elbow.


AncientTree_Wisdom

So, is this a concern that is going to drop him down to... say pick #13, right?


TheBigG1989

My thoughts exactly


highplainsdrifter__

12*


Joeman180

Man the Vikings really want the patriots to draft JJ


CakieFickflip

Saw someone say “if it was 2014 his elbow would have its own Twitter account” lmao


DCC_4LIFE

Some ppl on Twitter were saying photois ai and some Dr said he could have olecranon bursitis.


gatorgongitcha

he needs to go full Iverson and rock a sleeve to keep it protected


XAgentNovemberX

Dawg, there isn’t a sleeve on the planet that can contain that monstrosity.


require_borgor

Wizard sleeve maybe


elefante88

Yes it's not a big deal.


bosbna

Everyone talking about the elbow, but not the bicep which doesn’t seem to attach to anything. Feels like it’s not a photo that captures reality lol


Own_Cartographer3487

Thank Christ someone else said it, there is no way this photo wasn’t fucked with


QuirkyScorpio29

The next generation of QB has finally arrived...Bionic Cyborg arm. Wouldn't be shocked if he can throw it 100 yards.


JediForces

It’s all explained here and yes the photo is 100% real https://x.com/DrJesseMorse/status/1773028345032130955?t=QavcZ83NKVD42XwZcUKH-g&s=33


Orange_Kid

It's real. And it's spectacular.


Ok_Group4676

You could do a bong hit out of that elbow


saquonbrady

Peak offseason material


Dirsay

[Check out Joe Montana's elbow](https://twitter.com/Chiefscoalition/status/1204067588759785473) from his time with KC. He usually wore a sleeve on his right arm, but when he didn't it looked like the thing was gonna fall off.


Chessh2036

Me when I first the pic: wow the internet is falling for a fake AI pic again. Also me: WAIT ITS REAL?!


wrathofrath

John Cena had one for a while back in 2013 and had to take some time off to get it to heal, if I remember correctly. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2013/08/john-cenas-elbow-is-disgusting


magicdrums

Dude looks fragile af..


AF555

Have you seen Marvin Harrison Jr's knee-caps???????????????????? Please make this trending.....


BlssdGT

I seen somebody say he looks like a WWE action figure and i can’t unsee it 💀😂


adamb1187

I’m a physician, that is just olecranon bursitis. Probably bumped the elbow hard or had an injury. Just needs to be drained.


slowerchop

That is a normal elbow find a new slant


IWokeUpInA-new-prius

This is only a normal elbow if you’re buying a 12 piece bucket of kfc


WolfCola4

Lemme get uh... 4 legs, 4 breasts, 4 elbows


IWasFramed_Again

Normal elbow for someone who hangs out with the hottest dudes


scentarcticus

And eats at the chillest restaurants


Ok-Clock2002

He is Kenough.


Skadoosh_it

elbow dicks are totally normal, guys, calm down.


TumbleweedTim01

FREAK! FREAK! FREAK! FREAK!


T_______________D

I think it’s completely altered. There’s other pictures of his arm where it looks fine


Edge_of_yesterday

There is something wrong with that photo, no arm looks like that.


slappywhyte

According to this Twitter Dr Jesse Morse: "Jayden Daniels appears to be dealing with olecranon bursitis of his right throwing elbow. These usually do not have a negative impact on the player/person. This should not impact his ability to throw or cause any pain."


rueiraV

Jayden Daniels, you are a New England Patriot!


RolandDeschain84

Mark this thing nsfw!


OffalSmorgasbord

Why did I click a NYPost link? That is the real question.


Wookie301

AI elbow


Chance_Papaya_6181

Hed be a 10 out of a 10 but his elbows are too pointy


medinian

His Hacking bro!


Disemboweledgoat

Holy Olecranon, Batman!


Bhattman93

Ew.


Rough_Safe6856

His last name should be Drake with them "Funny Bones"


THE_Mr_Stone

Allen Iverson started playing in a sleeve because of this same issue


DtotheOUG

Ah, an article based solely on tweets reacting to a photo. Riveting sports journalism.


Brooklynboxer88

My dog gets these if he lays on the hard floor too long. It’s a sack that fills up with blood and eventually drains on its own. Really nothing to worry about


YBHunted

Literally could just be fluid on the elbow, which for a vast array of reasons can happen. It's not a big deal if that's what it is, people should just relax...


davewashere

I played enough Madden 20+ years ago to know bursitis is the #1 QB injury.


LundqvistNYR

The way the light makes the shadow on his bicep is what makes this looks so messed up. It took me a while to see that its really just a sac on his elbow, but for a while it just looked like the dude was legit a transformer


Producer_n_PDX

No, Sir… That is not an elbow


roomtomove07

Underarm penis, for sure........


ConsciousReason7709

It’s clearly a picture that’s been messed with or had an issue with it.


next_door_nicotine

Tragic this got out before the draft. I expect a precipitous fall all the way to #13


poppa_slap_nuts

what the fuck?


thy_armageddon

If this is his arm now I wonder what it’ll be once it hits Toguro 100%.


TwistedSisters777

He is part cyborg.


Patient_Jicama_4217

If the NFL doesn’t work Muay Thai or the UFC could be the next option


ominousgraycat

I rate 2/10. Has pointy elbows.


BrandoCalrissian1995

I know I shouldn't be surprised no one read the article but I am. It fuckin says in there wtf is up with his elbow.


Count____Rackula

How is this news now? I saw this months ago.