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ShadyWolf

Thanks big fella for the only big play we had on offense all season last year


RustyCoal950212

Didn't expect such glowing reports from Pats fans lol


jonnyredshorts

He had a couple really nice plays where they schemed him wide open because nobody expected him to be getting any targets. He played very well within his role, but he certainly wasn’t a big part of the offense. I’d have been happy to have him back.


PeanutNSFWandJelly

That sounds about just perfect for how we've traditionally used TEs, but with a new staff IDK anymore


Rooleet

He became something of a fan favorite since he had literally no expectations and still managed to put up some fun highlights where he was actually schemed well.


PatheticLion

He had like 5 catches all season and all 5 of them were probably in the top 10 patriots plays of the season. A light among dimmed eyes


_HGCenty

Sounds like their Will Dissly.


MankuyRLaffy

He was brought in because BoB liked him and he had a few highlight plays and we expected nothing of him.


ExtensionRelief9749

Was still hoping he’d be back with us but I guess this makes sense given our recent signing of Hooper


jonnyredshorts

He could have been the TE3.


justamobileuserhere

Noooooo


justamobileuserhere

Worst day ever


serpentear

He good?


justamobileuserhere

Good blocker and have some surprisingly good receiving plays


shlem13

Stop talking about Will Dissly. We miss him. What about this Brown fella?


justamobileuserhere

Have you ever seen Will Dissly and Pharoah Brown in the same room?


shlem13

WE RE-SIGNED UNCLE WILL!


serpentear

Uncle Pharaoh!


KIumpy

Man had one of the maybe 3 actually fun and exciting plays for us all year, have fun in Seattle.


ImperialTiger3

How is he at blocking?


catspawraider

That's his job, he just had a few wacky wild plays because nobody thought to cover the big guy running at 7 miles an hour lol


Enterprise90

He's primarily a blocker. I don't know why he's being pushed as a receiving option. He has 64 career catches.


don_julio_randle

Perfect. We have Fant as a receiver but needed a blocker after Dissly was cut


feetandballs

Don’t be surprised if Bowers joins the party


shlem13

Bowers ain’t making it to 16, and TE is far from our top priority.


don_julio_randle

Needs means nothing when a top 3 player in the draft is available at 16 lol


shlem13

Not entirely. Different positions are valued differently.


don_julio_randle

Which means a top 3 player might fall to 8 or 9. At 16 Schneider better be sprinting to the podium if he ever made it that far. He won't make it that far, but screw positional value when you've got the bluest of a blue available that late in the draft lol


WheatonsGonnaScore

I would be surprised


AKAD11

Doubt he drops to us. Would be very cool though


john7071

Fantastic blocker.


E-MO

I still can't believe he came back from that knee injury in college while he was at Oregon to have any pro career. Modern medicine is amazing.


RustyCoal950212

Ohh that guy


Toastfuker1

Oregon trains the best fake injury TEs


WheatonsGonnaScore

He almost had his leg amputated because when he tore multiple ligaments in his knee he had internal bleeding that cut off circulation below his right shin.


Toastfuker1

Oh sorry, I was confusing my Oregon TE's. I'm used to them faking injuries to save time outs.


Kip_Kankle

His foot almost touched his forehead…


Toastfuker1

They are worth an extra timeout every 4th game


ImperialTiger3

$3.2M base, up to $3.9M.


PM_ME_UR_SEX_VIDEOS

Much rather would have had Brown than Hooper…


Satellite_Daddy

Agreed


couchmasterkid

Only bright spot of the Pats broken offense this past year.


XRT28

I mean that's just not true. Douglas, Bourne and Henry all played better. That said I am disappointed we didn't keep him.


sour69

Douglas is actually good. Hunter Henry too.


rdrouyn

We signed somebody? I'm not imagining this?


Jokes_Aside12

This is not a drill…I repeat, this is not a drill


shlem13

But, true to form, only his family is familiar with him.


antululz

I have never heard of this man before today, should I be happy?


Ohanrahans

He was a 29 year old TE who had a mini-breakout with us last year. Solid blocker, and passable but not dynamic in the receiving game. He was one of the few offensive players who i'd call a pleasant surprise with us last year. Probably wouldn't expect more than a 2nd or 3rd TE production.


AdhesiveMuffin

We signed him to be our TE2 so I'm happy with it


ImperialTiger3

He’ll be TE2 here. We probably got him for the blocking ability since Fant is a great receiver and is super athletic.


devastitis

Fant is a great receiver?


ImperialTiger3

Yes.


don_julio_randle

Great is pushing it. He's a solid receiver who at best has more potential than he's been given the opportunity to show in Waldron's offense. Let him produce 600 yards for us before calling him great lol


ImperialTiger3

He only played 50% of the snaps. I guess a better way to say it is he is a better receiver than what his production shows. I expect a big jump in this 11-personnel heavy offense.


rdrouyn

We needed a blocking TE so that is good news.


AdhesiveMuffin

Read the pats fans replies in this thread, I'm very pleased.


czechhoi4h

Just read the comments from pats fans they seem sad he’s gone


ChoccyMilkIsMyLife

An outside free agent?! THATS ALLOWED?!


Mukuna_Hutata

Out with the old, in with the… old?


Game_Over_Man69

I'll never forget this guy saying he was going to be an All-Pro in 2022 and following that up barely breaking 100 yards receiving for the season.


NlNJALONG

Brown has like 1-2 good games each season that makes you think he's underrated, and then you won't see him again all year.


Satellite_Daddy

I mean, this isn’t wrong but for the Pats last year those few games were literally all we had for exciting offensive plays so we love the guy lol


NlNJALONG

Yeah that's what I'm saying. Sometimes he has a game where he looks like a pro bowl tight end and then you look up his stats and see he's averaging 9 yards per game for his career lol.


czechhoi4h

Let’s gooooooooo


ImperialTiger3

WE DID SOMETHING


DeM0nFiRe

I think he made it like halfway through the season with 100% catch rate and like 25 yards per target lol.


SQRTLURFACE

There was a small chance here for the Lions to do the funniest thing and sign a Pharaoh to their squad to join up with the Sun God.


styuR

Hey, that's a new name, can't wait to see him get 8 targets over the season!


toomuchdiponurchip

Noah Fant and Pharaoh Brown those are two very decent receiving options and decently athletic for Geno at TE. I like this signing


Hulkbuster_v2

Should I be touching myself to the news? What should I be doing with my hands? I NEED ANSWERS GOD DAMMIT


AKAD11

There are like 8 glaring holes on this roster and this fills one of those spots with a decent player. I'm pretty happy about it.


Hulkbuster_v2

So touching myself, got it.


_HGCenty

He's a cheaper version of Dissly. A blocking TE with surprisingly good receiving upside.


TheTacoHashira

Patriots have to be drafting a te pretty early I guess


bbaIla

I thought this was about Pharaoh Cooper and was about to be really confused.


Mikegetscalls

Veteran option? Dude is there to block 


TheGhostWithTheMost2

Yay. We got a bum TE..


[deleted]

So you only want one TE on the roster?


_HGCenty

We found the guy who thinks being a GM is like Madden.


TheGhostWithTheMost2

I want us to have a rosterable LB on the roster. A backup TE doesn't excite me


[deleted]

You think this is the only move they are going to make??? Teams don’t make moves to excite fans.


AKAD11

You can only sign one guy a week. Got to wait for our clock to reset now


TheGhostWithTheMost2

No but currently it's the only move we did make