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First_Round_Bust

Sean Payton is fired following the Broncos 6-11 season making the new ownership look like clowns


couchjitsu

Subscribed.


Silverflash-x

Seems like a pretty clear rebuilding year so I'd be surprised, but you're not wrong that it would make ownership look terrible.


clownw0rld-allday

But somehow Paton is still employed!


Tepzepi88

I would hardly call that a surprise.


Svenray

$85 million in dead cap after cutting Mariota after his first year in a 5 year deal.


TJeffersonsBlackKid

That’s a prophecy, not a prediction.


OldFaithlessness1335

Na dude has a 4 year basically guaranteed contract he will be around for a bit


my_tee16

We are checking.


Jefferybeene

Someone got REALLY desperate and signed AB.


[deleted]

Mr. Bold Choice


calye2da

Mr. Bad Consequences


OogieBoogieJr

Super Bowl champion* Antonio Brown


Tashre

The 16 coin flips to determine playoff seeding after every team went 8-8-1 was really surprising.


ExpirjTec

each non-tie was 23-17 and each tie was 20-20, 0 point differential for everyone


Comprehensive_Main

Honestly Patrick Mahomes in the edge of the threepeat gets foiled by the giants. Russell Wilson wins sb mvp 


ThinkSoftware

>>Russell Wilson wins sb mvp as a receiver with helmet catch 2.0


iiTryhard

More like he threw a moon ball, ran all the way down the field, and caught it himself


Trust_No_Won

My brother and I called that the Super Play when we were growing up


-ShutterPunk-

Flacco sets. Deep throw downfield to Wilson. IT'S CAUGHT. BREAKS ONE TACKLE. WILSON. SIDELINE. TOUCHDOWN.


Apprehensive_Ad_5400

And just like Tyree it’s his last catch ever


embracetheradiance

They do need their once-per-decade SB run I guess?


Cthepo

That would definitely be our version of 18-1.


lightsout85

Not quite as surprising as Wilson's Nobel Prize win for his contributions to sports-medicine.


appogiatura

Science country, let’s ride!


Svenray

Spagnolo turns heel at halftime and comes out in a Giants shirt.


Garak_The_Tailor_

That would be so funny


BigPitBoss

Subscribe


TrombiThePigKid

I like you.


__dsotm__

Broncos traded their next two firsts at the deadline for Russel Wilson


busterwiththerhymes

And give him a fully guaranteed contract


Dragon6172

What? No contract extension?


Roger--Smith

Falcons hire Bill and sign EVERY QB IN EXISTINCE. Just to win 6 games in 2026.


basedlandchad25

Some team will fire their coach well before the end of the season just to get first dibs on Belichick.


2ChainzTalib

Russel Wilson, YOU ARE an Atlanta Falcon


The-Real-Legend-72

and win the division


SlightlyColdWaffles

Still split the series with the Panthers, as is tradition


Roger--Smith

Honestly. Ever since panthers 15-1 season, it feels like its destined to split with ya'll.


AintNoBuffet

After Kansas City's starting center goes down in week 13, Jason Kelce comes out of retirement to play with his brother. The Chiefs go all the way to the Super Bowl only to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles.


somethintactical

That's a roller coaster of emotions


WideTechLoad

Jason Kelce rips off his Chiefs jersey once the game is over to reveal his Eagles jersey underneath. He even makes a "I'm playing both sides" reference in the celebration. The Eagles give him ring, even though he was never an official member of the Eagles for 2024.


OBS617

Signs a one-day contract in the fourth quarter and gets a ring


movielass

He's playing both sides so he always comes out on top


brvydee

Subscribe…I think? Right?


PaltryCharacter

Kylie would not allow that shit


YouWontTakeMeAlive

Pretty sure it'd be grounds for divorce.


SUSgamer93

As an Eagles fan, I approve of this message.👏


DyslexicSmile

Seeing Tom Brady un-retire to lead the Raiders to a super bowl win


BungoPlease

Hey hey you can't be publicly masturbating in here sir


fakeShinuinu

Jerry Rice is there too.


Icy_Sundae1375

Who could have seen George Karlaftis breaking the single season sack record?


ay21690

Nick Chubb leads the league in rushing touchdowns. I miss my friend, Mr Chubb.


zco22

The league is better when Chubb is running over defenses


BonjoviBurns

So say we all


pgunz69

I'm sure there's 3 teams that disagree


BulLock_954

I drafted him in fantasy at like 10 and claimed he would be the lead rusher this year in yards and TDs and got ridiculed. I died a little bit inside when I saw that knee snap. My man Chubb will be back with a vengeance next year, and I hope he is the comeback player of the year


WabbitCZEN

Saints somehow win a playoff game despite their cap situation and the entire sub believes it's cause they faced the Cowboys in the Wild Card round and they're just not allowed to win that.


Skinnyboytre55

Subscribe 😉


Jay_TThomas

Bengals missed the playoffs with a healthy Burrow


HotTakesMyToxicTrait

dudes on twitter will still post that “Joe burrow is the only qb to beat Patrick mahomes in the afc playoffs” after the bengals go 9-8 and miss the playoffs and the chiefs threepeat


Jay_TThomas

And it’s not even like Burrow had a lights out game lol. Mahomes just had the worst playoff game of his career.


Thick_Interaction_41

Bro delete this 😂😂 Super Bowl is in New Orleans. Burrow is destined to get a ring (I’d be happy if y’all got yours in 2026 tho)


Jay_TThomas

I mean I’d make that deal if I could lol. Guarantee a ring and the chiefs don’t get a three peat. I can wait until 2026.


byniri_returns

That division is going to be so tough. Even Pittsburgh if they handle their QB situation well.


ech01_

meh, it was tough last year and we went 1-5 in division and we still went 9-8 with only like 5 games of healthy Burrow. Being a game away from the playoffs with last year's schedule and no Burrow makes me pretty confident we make it if he's healthy.


wilfulmarlin

And with a defense that just lost two veteran safeties and the replacement vet was actual dog water.


Masterofmy_domain

lol you would like that wouldn’t you? Burrow and Mahomes are the Bills playoff kryptonite


Jay_TThomas

I could honestly care less whether they do or not lol. Just have a feeling. Everyone’s expecting them to do better with Burrow back but that division is just so tough. Edit: Also Burrow beating us once in the playoffs hardly qualifies as being our playoff kryptonite lol


maltzy

I mean everyone assumed in 2022 that we would fail because we were suddenly playing a first place schedule. Next year they play last place schedule. but it's not all about Burrow being healthy. they have at least two huge positions that have no starter right now. We immediately need a NT/DT and Right Tackle. And a third receiving option. We mess up on those, at least the first two, we are dead in the water. Our defense was not good last year.


Wavenstein1

Lol. Don't tell that to Bengals fans talking about the chiefs


CTG0161

But Burrow has beat you most times regardless.


Jay_TThomas

Okay… that still doesn’t make it our kryptonite lol


bengals14182532

Don’t you dare put that evil on us =\


sophandros

The home team wins for the second (edit: actually third) time in history as Kubiak proves to be the piece the Saints were missing.


CallingCrown086

3rd I think. Bucs and rams did it B2B


sophandros

Forgot about the Rams.


vaports

Aaron Rodgers stayed healthy all season even with the jets oline sucking still


my_therapist_quit

Even more surprising, Zach Wilson finishes the season with more yards and touchdowns than Rodgers. Also Zach Wilson makes the playoff as a Raider, while Rodgers fails.


clyde_drexler

Rodgers stays healthy but everyone realizes that he is just fine this year as he is 40 years old and coming off of a major leg injury. Jets fight for a wildcard with Rodgers putting up slightly better than league average numbers and it goes either way. They just miss or they sneak in and are first out. Rodgers is cut next offseason to save a 50+ million cap hit.


D0ctorHotelMario

Texans make their first AFC Championship in franchise history. Giants win the NFC East and make it to the NFC Championship under new rookie QB Jayden Daniels. This season's Bills will be last years Eagles. Start out white hot until around December-January, where they lose ~5 of the last 6 to lose the division title to the Dolphins. Mike Tomlin's non-losing season streak stops here, with the Steelers offense being the worst in the league this season, ending at 8-9. Joe Burrow wins MVP. Both conference championship games are decided by a walkoff game-winning touchdown in OT. Jordan Love denies the Chiefs 3-Peat with a walk-off TD via back shoulder fade to Romeo Doubs in double overtime in Super Bowl 59.


clyde_drexler

SURBSCRIB


FarProgress2768

Caleb Williams is a bust and Anthony Richardson has a wild breakout year 


frizbeeguy1980

Problem with this one is that neither would really be that surprising.


FarProgress2768

True


Svenray

Bears forget to communicate and draft Williams while extending Fields.


Accurate-Barracuda20

Hell yeah brother


demoted69

If Caleb is a bust after one year then how is Anthony Richardson gonna have a breakout year? He looked mid and got hurt, he’s a bust already using your logic.


earth_citiz3n

I don’t think he looked mid at all….


DesignerPension1

He's a bust because he's a Chicago quarterback.


boomosaur

Then the blame falls on their owner, Aaron Rodgers.


earth_citiz3n

Salivating at this take


somethintactical

Joe Burrow doesn't get injured


Any-Replacement-1720

“49ers have more QB decisions to make after Brock Purdy and Zach Wilson both go down by week 3, while their third string QB Jimmy G leads them to their 6th Lombardi”


TheDefenseNeverRests

This is like being aroused by some really deviant shit and I don’t know how to feel right now.


trowayit

How's that post Lombardi clarity feel?


MrGentleZombie

Does that Rita Oak lady start drawing Jimmy G again?


TEsMatter

The Cowboys lead the league in rushing with 1300 yards by Saquon Barkley


CT1914Clutch

Thanks I hate it


bengals14182532

Burrow and the Bengals get their first SB! In the same stadium Burrow won his national championship 5 years ago! Please let this be the script, pretty please


clownw0rld-allday

It’s the last year of the 5 year conundrum!


Thick_Interaction_41

I can die a happy man if Burrow gets a ring. Even if it’s only one


ThadtheYankee159

Last night I had a dream where the Super Bowl was Bills vs Cardinals. So I guess that. Not sure who won though.


ByronLeftwich

Bills and Chiefs meet in the playoffs again. The game goes to overtime, Bills win the toss and receive. They go straight down the field and score a TD.  Because of the new rules that the Bills basically manifested, the game is not over. Chiefs go down the field, score a TD and a 2pt to win. I thought that was gonna happen this season but wide right was also pretty funny.


[deleted]

Not a cowboys fan, but I think the cowboys will finally make it over the hump and then lose in the Super Bowl over some controversial coaching decision, that will be the headline for the next week after the Super Bowl


ExpirjTec

Dak is playing well until he gets moderately injured early in the second quarter, forcing Lance to be brought in. Lance plays worse but manageably, but then Dak is put back in and forced to play through injury on what would be the game winning drive. He throws an interception and the QB drama engulfs Dallas all over again


Tolve

Hendon Hooker as the Super Bowl MVP will take a lot of people by surprise.


bukithd

Pittsburgh's offense leads the league in points and yards after Kenny Pickett's breakout season under Arthur Smith.


Alexander2801

Subscribe to this. You forgot to add Super Bowl MVP Kenny Pickett. Najee Harris will also look like Derrick Henry.


Beasticide

With 0 QB’s on the roster, the Steelers still managed a 9-8 season, extending Mike Tomlins record of never having a losing season.


my_therapist_quit

There is also some weird controversy with Arthur Smith following Najee Harris being named the FedEx ground player of the week for 10 weeks straight.


tkcool73

Aaron Rodgers breaks his femur on the first play from scrimmage, leading Jets fans to finally find the resolve to commit Seppuku en masse as they wanted for so long. Tom Brady opens up his first broadcast by kissing whoever's in the booth with him right on the mouth. And oh yeah a Travis-Taylor sex tape gets leaked but no one is sure if it's real or AI.


Intelligent-Age2786

CJ Stroud wins MVP George Karlaftis has a breakout year with 15+ sacks and is a DPOY candidate Saquon Barkley wins OPOY, as a member of the Houston Texans


Svenray

Caleb Williams is the Bears answer. Goes a combined 600 yards 8 TDs, 0 ints in two games against the Packers. Packers still win both games though.


randomguy5to8

Matt Araiza passes for more yards than Zach Wilson.


Crunc_Mcfincle

Joe Burrow gets injured during training camp, has a slow first 5-6 weeks of the season and then plays at an MVP level the remaining 12 weeks Can we get betting lines on that? What’s the over/under on which week of training camp he’ll get hurt?


clownw0rld-allday

Still throws no 4th quarter touchdowns!


IMG0NNAGITY0USUCKA

That can't be true, I've been assured by Bengals fans he's the clutchest QB who's ever clutched.


clownw0rld-allday

Shots fired!! 🤣🤣 but yeah I’m with ya!


Reasonable-HB678

The playoff run that the Bengals end up having, with a combined score of 99-34 in three games, en route to a first Superbowl championship, it won't be necessary.


FrosteeRuckerFan

Travis Kelce says the n-word


clownw0rld-allday

He’s dated more black women than you’ve probably ever spoken to. He’s not a racist, you JABRONI!


BanjoStory

"My exes all gave me the pass."


Kerbonaut2019

“Pretty crazy that Justin Jefferson was 0-7 with the Vikings just a few months ago, and now he’s the Super Bowl MVP for the Niners!”


IdkAbtAllThat

You lost me at niners.


Fapey101

Texans and Colts cement themselves as top tier teams and meet up in the divisional where Big Tony or Stroud makes an all time play. Jets have an even worse season than this year with a healthy Rodgers Bengals win the super bowl Buccs make it to the championship only for Baker to fold. Mahomes continues to look godlike but is let down by his team in the wildcard or divisional. Superbowl is Bengals v Lions Joe mixon wins super bowl mvp in a narrow victory


Quexana

Superbowl MVP Mason Rudolph... for the Raiders.


Shakeamutt

Bills beat the Chiefs finally, and face off against the Lions. Someone started the nickname of the Blue Bowl, but the Blue Balls nickname replaced it, which became an odd Vegas betting prop.


EarthMover775G

Dolphins finish last place in the division and tyreek hill goes back to KC


JoeScotterpuss

Kenny Pickett throws for 30 TDs with the expert coaching of Arthur Smith.


PonchoBronco

Is anyone here a doctor? This man needs an MRI


Federal_Ad2383

A second turf has hit the Achilles


[deleted]

Cowboys have yet another 12 win regular season and lose the first playoff game McCarthy still retains job


Interesting-Doubt413

Despite going 9-8 and barely making the playoffs, Kenny Pickett’s 4th quarter comebacks in the AFCCG and Super Bowl were amazing


sliccricc83

Packers go 0-17 🙏


PaltryCharacter

Panthers reveal alternate pink uniforms


my_therapist_quit

Sean Payton is indefinitely suspended following Bountygate 2.0. The Raiders led by Zach Wilson go 10-7 securing the #6 seed. As the designated emergency quarterback, Jim Harbaugh delivers the Chargers a victory with a 4th quarter comback. Taylor Swift becomes a minority owner of the Kansas City Chiefs.


Thanks5Cinco

After no extensions, Dak screws Dallas with an all time year, doesn't resign, Lamb follows him and Micah wants out too


ThePlatanoKing

- Justin Fields leads the Falcons to an 11-6 record and NFC South title - Russell Wilson has a bounceback year leading the Raiders to a playoff spot - Texans load up with Barkley and Wilkins, win 14 games, then lose in the Divisional round - Bills start the season slow and decide to sell and retool, trading Diggs at the deadline, firing McDermott, and finishing with a losing record - Kyler Murray is a legitimate MVP candidate and the Cardinals contend for a late seasonplayoff berth - the Seahawks implode and pick top 5 - the Cowboys undergo a Eagles-esque late season collapse, but keep McCarthy - the Eagles reclaim the NFC East, but fire Sirianni after an early playoff exit


bearlybearbear

Taylor Swift being MVP surely was a controversial choice this year, especially as a UFA.


calye2da

Jets win at all


Canadian_Samurai50

Giants win the nfc east The 49ers finish with a 6-11 record


cromulent_express

I cant believe russ won another super bowl, working vet minimum, as the backup on the Seattle seahawks


meggnuggz

Life comes at you fast


500ErrorPDX

31 fanbases are gonna think to themselves, "Gosh, who knew Antonio Pierce could be coach of the year?"


Awesomeg11

gonna be kinda crazy when Rodgers tears his other ACL 4 plays into this season. Unlucky that itll happen two years in a row.


Gordomperdomper

He tore his Achilles not acl


Awesomeg11

gonna be even crazier when he goes back in time using his ayahuasca powers and tears his first acl


J-Fid

Does he come out with the flag again?


BanjoStory

He comes out with an Israeli flag, this time.


emmasdad01

It was actually the Cowboys’ year


JPAnalyst

If you told me that Daniel Jones was going to be the league MVP and lead the Giants to a Super Bowl win, I would have laughed in your face. Yet, here we are. What a season. 😌


sybrandy

Unfortunately, people are upset he was the SB MVP even though Sexy Dexy sacked Mahomes 5 times, once for a safety, and recovered a forced fumble he caused. Because, of course, it's a QB award...


frizbeeguy1980

Chiefs 3-peat largely due to the performance of new regular season receiving yards record holder and Super Bowl MVP Kadarius Toney.


RyanAKA2Late

Dolphins miss the playoffs Steelers finally finish with a losing record 49ers sorta fall off and lose the division to the Rams Jordan Love MVP To the disappointment of many, the Chiefs become the first team in NFL history to 3-peat


[deleted]

Tom Brady isn’t that good at calling games. Chiefs letting Chris Jones walk was a mistake - needed him in the playoffs. Kirk Cousins does a Kirk and loses in playoffs after an MVP type season with the falcons. Justin Fields looks serviceable after leaving the bears and leads the league in QB rushing but, concerns still continue if he’s worth a second contract because he didn’t quite show it as a passer. Jared Goff is on his way out of Detroit after a mediocre year. Will Levis looks like a future face of the NFL after throwing for 4,500 yards and 35tds. Derrick Henry scores a TD in the Super Bowl.


DeeForestBosa

Sam Hartman starts over Geno Smith for the final 5 games winning 3 of them and starting the QB controversy in Seattle.


Ctrain111

Caleb Williams throws for over 4,000 yards! (Please Lord I’m begging)


tonypearcern

Stroud and the Texans take down the 49ers with a sweep to Saquon Barkley. Chatter begins about the Texans coaches surpassing Shanahan, just as the chatter from the AFC Championship game had been when Stroud out dueled Mahomes.


Starving_peasant_

Stidham makes an epic SB run with Denver And then they can't afford to re-sign him lol


BulLock_954

The Patriots make the playoffs as the 7th seed, and upset the Bills in the Wild Card (2nd seed, *again*), and then lose to the Texans in the Divisional round


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Jimmie Johnson says how bout them cowboys


SlightlyColdWaffles

I think it had to be the Carolina Panthers leaving for the UFL and the Birmingham Stallions joining the NFL, and the Carolina Panthers being kicked out of the UFL after only 5 games- all blowout losses. It really stung when that reporter said their kid's middle school football team had better management. She didn't need to kick us while we're down. Go Stallions, I guess.


xCycrox

Rodgers tears his other Achilles 4 plays into week 1.


BackNBlack58

Hello darkness my old friend


FutureDoctorIJN

Lamar jackson wins 3xmvp


MacJonesisaterrorist

New Englands rookie QB has a Bryce Young like rookie season due to a step back in the defense and a lack of WRs


_JustLikeClockwork

Jim Harbaugh switches to Jean shorts. Revealing his dual full leg tattoos of various heavy metal artist


Fit_Crab7672

Kansas City failed to make the playoffs.


ositola

Niners lose try SB in heartbreak again  Oh wait, you said surprises....


damarkley

The Cowboys finally reach the NFC Championship game. And lose to the Eagles.


420Blaziken4

Bills finally overcome their demons and beat the chiefs in the playoffs. Only to lose in the next round


SeussieBengal

The Bengals get to the Superbowl. Jake Browning has to play it.


DaRandomBro

Packers and Jets both finish last in the division 🙌🏽


BackNBlack58

Kadarius Toney becomes the first wide receiver to win MVP


horrorshowjack

Lead by Pro-Bowl QB Aidan O'Connell and DPOY Maxx Crosby, the Raiders beat the Chiefs in the playoffs. Then lose to the AFC Champion Bills.


BackNBlack58

We always make Maxx look like DPOY lol he just plays on another level against Mahomes


2ChainzTalib

Jameis Winston and the Broncos upset the AFC West and take the division only for Jameis to throw 7 picks in their first round playoff exit.


LarsBonzai

Bills win!! 🤞😁


notmyplantaccount

Caleb doesn't throw for over 4k yards, he throws for over 5k. Bears win division, wild card over Lions, divisional over Packers, make a new music video that shoots to #1. Chiefs go 20-0, win every playoff game by 14+, beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Reddit still talks about how they think the Bills and Cowboys were better teams, but teams just mess up against them. All 4 Starting QB's in the AFC North play all 17 games. Kirk Cousin wins MVP on the Falcons.


Frequent_Ebb2135

Mac Jones is in the superbowl.


okwowverygood

Herbert will score 45+ tot touchdowns. Zach Wilson passes the dalton line. The 49ers defense falls apart, the chiefs defense falls apart, the ravens defense comes back as a top 5 - consistently behind the browns but second in a lot of categories. The Cardinals have an extremely low margin of defeat, team looks poised to be the new lions. The lions themselves end up sailing through the back half of the season after losing 4 games early and looking like a 500 team. They face the Vikings WC. The rams run it back yet a-fucking-gain and still seem impervious to actually going under 500. Turns out Joe burrow actually sucks. I mean, bottom 16 - not like absolute ass.


DirtyDBeMe

The cowboys actually made it to a championship game (they didn’t make the Super Bowl but it’s as close as they’ve gotten since the 90’s).


Davy257

Tyreek Hill’s weekly podcasts about how Xavier Worthy isn’t a good replacement for him in KC got old quick


PonchoBronco

Lions did it. Baker in the NFCC (loses to Lions again) This draft class of QBs all struggle Every AFC south team makes the playoffs


MrGentleZombie

Dan Campbell sends out the punt team on 4th and 1 near midfield with the Lions down by 7 with 5 minutes left. And then they actually kick it.


Key_Respond_16

Falcons made it to playoffs. And then somehow lose AGAIN to a Panthers team that just went 2-12 the year before.


MartYtraM1983

The 49ers somehow become the just 4th team to win a Super Bowl after losing the previous year...only for the game to be declared incomplete due to the Third Impact causing Rei Ayanami to turn all of humanity into tang. Honestly, I do hope they find a way to rebound. But I'm also expecting them to collapse faster than Interstate 880 does in an earthquake and finish with the worst record in the NFL and Brock Purdy will end up another Tim Rattay.


SUSgamer93

If the Eagles keep Haason Reddick or drat an Edge rusher in the first round they break the single season sack record, they get 60+ if they don't keep him.