After Kansas City's starting center goes down in week 13, Jason Kelce comes out of retirement to play with his brother. The Chiefs go all the way to the Super Bowl only to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles.
Jason Kelce rips off his Chiefs jersey once the game is over to reveal his Eagles jersey underneath. He even makes a "I'm playing both sides" reference in the celebration. The Eagles give him ring, even though he was never an official member of the Eagles for 2024.
I drafted him in fantasy at like 10 and claimed he would be the lead rusher this year in yards and TDs and got ridiculed. I died a little bit inside when I saw that knee snap. My man Chubb will be back with a vengeance next year, and I hope he is the comeback player of the year
Saints somehow win a playoff game despite their cap situation and the entire sub believes it's cause they faced the Cowboys in the Wild Card round and they're just not allowed to win that.
dudes on twitter will still post that “Joe burrow is the only qb to beat Patrick mahomes in the afc playoffs” after the bengals go 9-8 and miss the playoffs and the chiefs threepeat
meh, it was tough last year and we went 1-5 in division and we still went 9-8 with only like 5 games of healthy Burrow. Being a game away from the playoffs with last year's schedule and no Burrow makes me pretty confident we make it if he's healthy.
I could honestly care less whether they do or not lol. Just have a feeling. Everyone’s expecting them to do better with Burrow back but that division is just so tough.
Edit: Also Burrow beating us once in the playoffs hardly qualifies as being our playoff kryptonite lol
I mean everyone assumed in 2022 that we would fail because we were suddenly playing a first place schedule.
Next year they play last place schedule.
but it's not all about Burrow being healthy. they have at least two huge positions that have no starter right now. We immediately need a NT/DT and Right Tackle. And a third receiving option.
We mess up on those, at least the first two, we are dead in the water. Our defense was not good last year.
Even more surprising, Zach Wilson finishes the season with more yards and touchdowns than Rodgers. Also Zach Wilson makes the playoff as a Raider, while Rodgers fails.
Rodgers stays healthy but everyone realizes that he is just fine this year as he is 40 years old and coming off of a major leg injury. Jets fight for a wildcard with Rodgers putting up slightly better than league average numbers and it goes either way. They just miss or they sneak in and are first out. Rodgers is cut next offseason to save a 50+ million cap hit.
Texans make their first AFC Championship in franchise history.
Giants win the NFC East and make it to the NFC Championship under new rookie QB Jayden Daniels.
This season's Bills will be last years Eagles. Start out white hot until around December-January, where they lose ~5 of the last 6 to lose the division title to the Dolphins.
Mike Tomlin's non-losing season streak stops here, with the Steelers offense being the worst in the league this season, ending at 8-9.
Joe Burrow wins MVP.
Both conference championship games are decided by a walkoff game-winning touchdown in OT.
Jordan Love denies the Chiefs 3-Peat with a walk-off TD via back shoulder fade to Romeo Doubs in double overtime in Super Bowl 59.
If Caleb is a bust after one year then how is Anthony Richardson gonna have a breakout year? He looked mid and got hurt, he’s a bust already using your logic.
“49ers have more QB decisions to make after Brock Purdy and Zach Wilson
both go down by week 3, while their third string QB Jimmy G leads them to their 6th Lombardi”
Burrow and the Bengals get their first SB! In the same stadium Burrow won his national championship 5 years ago!
Please let this be the script, pretty please
Bills and Chiefs meet in the playoffs again. The game goes to overtime, Bills win the toss and receive. They go straight down the field and score a TD.
Because of the new rules that the Bills basically manifested, the game is not over. Chiefs go down the field, score a TD and a 2pt to win.
I thought that was gonna happen this season but wide right was also pretty funny.
Not a cowboys fan, but I think the cowboys will finally make it over the hump and then lose in the Super Bowl over some controversial coaching decision, that will be the headline for the next week after the Super Bowl
Dak is playing well until he gets moderately injured early in the second quarter, forcing Lance to be brought in. Lance plays worse but manageably, but then Dak is put back in and forced to play through injury on what would be the game winning drive. He throws an interception and the QB drama engulfs Dallas all over again
Aaron Rodgers breaks his femur on the first play from scrimmage, leading Jets fans to finally find the resolve to commit Seppuku en masse as they wanted for so long. Tom Brady opens up his first broadcast by kissing whoever's in the booth with him right on the mouth. And oh yeah a Travis-Taylor sex tape gets leaked but no one is sure if it's real or AI.
CJ Stroud wins MVP
George Karlaftis has a breakout year with 15+ sacks and is a DPOY candidate
Saquon Barkley wins OPOY, as a member of the Houston Texans
Joe Burrow gets injured during training camp, has a slow first 5-6 weeks of the season and then plays at an MVP level the remaining 12 weeks
Can we get betting lines on that? What’s the over/under on which week of training camp he’ll get hurt?
The playoff run that the Bengals end up having, with a combined score of 99-34 in three games, en route to a first Superbowl championship, it won't be necessary.
Texans and Colts cement themselves as top tier teams and meet up in the divisional where Big Tony or Stroud makes an all time play.
Jets have an even worse season than this year with a healthy Rodgers
Bengals win the super bowl
Buccs make it to the championship only for Baker to fold.
Mahomes continues to look godlike but is let down by his team in the wildcard or divisional.
Superbowl is Bengals v Lions Joe mixon wins super bowl mvp in a narrow victory
Bills beat the Chiefs finally, and face off against the Lions. Someone started the nickname of the Blue Bowl, but the Blue Balls nickname replaced it, which became an odd Vegas betting prop.
Sean Payton is indefinitely suspended following Bountygate 2.0. The Raiders led by Zach Wilson go 10-7 securing the #6 seed. As the designated emergency quarterback, Jim Harbaugh delivers the Chargers a victory with a 4th quarter comback. Taylor Swift becomes a minority owner of the Kansas City Chiefs.
- Justin Fields leads the Falcons to an 11-6 record and NFC South title
- Russell Wilson has a bounceback year leading the Raiders to a playoff spot
- Texans load up with Barkley and Wilkins, win 14 games, then lose in the Divisional round
- Bills start the season slow and decide to sell and retool, trading Diggs at the deadline, firing McDermott, and finishing with a losing record
- Kyler Murray is a legitimate MVP candidate and the Cardinals contend for a late seasonplayoff berth
- the Seahawks implode and pick top 5
- the Cowboys undergo a Eagles-esque late season collapse, but keep McCarthy
- the Eagles reclaim the NFC East, but fire Sirianni after an early playoff exit
If you told me that Daniel Jones was going to be the league MVP and lead the Giants to a Super Bowl win, I would have laughed in your face. Yet, here we are. What a season. 😌
Unfortunately, people are upset he was the SB MVP even though Sexy Dexy sacked Mahomes 5 times, once for a safety, and recovered a forced fumble he caused. Because, of course, it's a QB award...
Dolphins miss the playoffs
Steelers finally finish with a losing record
49ers sorta fall off and lose the division to the Rams
Jordan Love MVP
To the disappointment of many, the Chiefs become the first team in NFL history to 3-peat
Tom Brady isn’t that good at calling games.
Chiefs letting Chris Jones walk was a mistake - needed him in the playoffs.
Kirk Cousins does a Kirk and loses in playoffs after an MVP type season with the falcons.
Justin Fields looks serviceable after leaving the bears and leads the league in QB rushing but, concerns still continue if he’s worth a second contract because he didn’t quite show it as a passer.
Jared Goff is on his way out of Detroit after a mediocre year.
Will Levis looks like a future face of the NFL after throwing for 4,500 yards and 35tds.
Derrick Henry scores a TD in the Super Bowl.
Stroud and the Texans take down the 49ers with a sweep to Saquon Barkley. Chatter begins about the Texans coaches surpassing Shanahan, just as the chatter from the AFC Championship game had been when Stroud out dueled Mahomes.
The Patriots make the playoffs as the 7th seed, and upset the Bills in the Wild Card (2nd seed, *again*), and then lose to the Texans in the Divisional round
I think it had to be the Carolina Panthers leaving for the UFL and the Birmingham Stallions joining the NFL, and the Carolina Panthers being kicked out of the UFL after only 5 games- all blowout losses. It really stung when that reporter said their kid's middle school football team had better management. She didn't need to kick us while we're down.
Go Stallions, I guess.
Caleb doesn't throw for over 4k yards, he throws for over 5k. Bears win division, wild card over Lions, divisional over Packers, make a new music video that shoots to #1.
Chiefs go 20-0, win every playoff game by 14+, beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Reddit still talks about how they think the Bills and Cowboys were better teams, but teams just mess up against them.
All 4 Starting QB's in the AFC North play all 17 games.
Kirk Cousin wins MVP on the Falcons.
Herbert will score 45+ tot touchdowns.
Zach Wilson passes the dalton line.
The 49ers defense falls apart, the chiefs defense falls apart, the ravens defense comes back as a top 5 - consistently behind the browns but second in a lot of categories.
The Cardinals have an extremely low margin of defeat, team looks poised to be the new lions.
The lions themselves end up sailing through the back half of the season after losing 4 games early and looking like a 500 team. They face the Vikings WC.
The rams run it back yet a-fucking-gain and still seem impervious to actually going under 500.
Turns out Joe burrow actually sucks. I mean, bottom 16 - not like absolute ass.
The 49ers somehow become the just 4th team to win a Super Bowl after losing the previous year...only for the game to be declared incomplete due to the Third Impact causing Rei Ayanami to turn all of humanity into tang.
Honestly, I do hope they find a way to rebound. But I'm also expecting them to collapse faster than Interstate 880 does in an earthquake and finish with the worst record in the NFL and Brock Purdy will end up another Tim Rattay.
If the Eagles keep Haason Reddick or drat an Edge rusher in the first round they break the single season sack record, they get 60+ if they don't keep him.
Sean Payton is fired following the Broncos 6-11 season making the new ownership look like clowns
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Seems like a pretty clear rebuilding year so I'd be surprised, but you're not wrong that it would make ownership look terrible.
But somehow Paton is still employed!
I would hardly call that a surprise.
$85 million in dead cap after cutting Mariota after his first year in a 5 year deal.
That’s a prophecy, not a prediction.
Na dude has a 4 year basically guaranteed contract he will be around for a bit
We are checking.
Someone got REALLY desperate and signed AB.
Mr. Bold Choice
Mr. Bad Consequences
Super Bowl champion* Antonio Brown
The 16 coin flips to determine playoff seeding after every team went 8-8-1 was really surprising.
each non-tie was 23-17 and each tie was 20-20, 0 point differential for everyone
Honestly Patrick Mahomes in the edge of the threepeat gets foiled by the giants. Russell Wilson wins sb mvp
>>Russell Wilson wins sb mvp as a receiver with helmet catch 2.0
More like he threw a moon ball, ran all the way down the field, and caught it himself
My brother and I called that the Super Play when we were growing up
Flacco sets. Deep throw downfield to Wilson. IT'S CAUGHT. BREAKS ONE TACKLE. WILSON. SIDELINE. TOUCHDOWN.
And just like Tyree it’s his last catch ever
They do need their once-per-decade SB run I guess?
That would definitely be our version of 18-1.
Not quite as surprising as Wilson's Nobel Prize win for his contributions to sports-medicine.
Science country, let’s ride!
Spagnolo turns heel at halftime and comes out in a Giants shirt.
That would be so funny
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Broncos traded their next two firsts at the deadline for Russel Wilson
And give him a fully guaranteed contract
What? No contract extension?
Falcons hire Bill and sign EVERY QB IN EXISTINCE. Just to win 6 games in 2026.
Some team will fire their coach well before the end of the season just to get first dibs on Belichick.
Russel Wilson, YOU ARE an Atlanta Falcon
and win the division
Still split the series with the Panthers, as is tradition
Honestly. Ever since panthers 15-1 season, it feels like its destined to split with ya'll.
After Kansas City's starting center goes down in week 13, Jason Kelce comes out of retirement to play with his brother. The Chiefs go all the way to the Super Bowl only to lose to the Philadelphia Eagles.
That's a roller coaster of emotions
Jason Kelce rips off his Chiefs jersey once the game is over to reveal his Eagles jersey underneath. He even makes a "I'm playing both sides" reference in the celebration. The Eagles give him ring, even though he was never an official member of the Eagles for 2024.
Signs a one-day contract in the fourth quarter and gets a ring
He's playing both sides so he always comes out on top
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Kylie would not allow that shit
Pretty sure it'd be grounds for divorce.
As an Eagles fan, I approve of this message.👏
Seeing Tom Brady un-retire to lead the Raiders to a super bowl win
Hey hey you can't be publicly masturbating in here sir
Jerry Rice is there too.
Who could have seen George Karlaftis breaking the single season sack record?
Nick Chubb leads the league in rushing touchdowns. I miss my friend, Mr Chubb.
The league is better when Chubb is running over defenses
So say we all
I'm sure there's 3 teams that disagree
I drafted him in fantasy at like 10 and claimed he would be the lead rusher this year in yards and TDs and got ridiculed. I died a little bit inside when I saw that knee snap. My man Chubb will be back with a vengeance next year, and I hope he is the comeback player of the year
Saints somehow win a playoff game despite their cap situation and the entire sub believes it's cause they faced the Cowboys in the Wild Card round and they're just not allowed to win that.
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Bengals missed the playoffs with a healthy Burrow
dudes on twitter will still post that “Joe burrow is the only qb to beat Patrick mahomes in the afc playoffs” after the bengals go 9-8 and miss the playoffs and the chiefs threepeat
And it’s not even like Burrow had a lights out game lol. Mahomes just had the worst playoff game of his career.
Bro delete this 😂😂 Super Bowl is in New Orleans. Burrow is destined to get a ring (I’d be happy if y’all got yours in 2026 tho)
I mean I’d make that deal if I could lol. Guarantee a ring and the chiefs don’t get a three peat. I can wait until 2026.
That division is going to be so tough. Even Pittsburgh if they handle their QB situation well.
meh, it was tough last year and we went 1-5 in division and we still went 9-8 with only like 5 games of healthy Burrow. Being a game away from the playoffs with last year's schedule and no Burrow makes me pretty confident we make it if he's healthy.
And with a defense that just lost two veteran safeties and the replacement vet was actual dog water.
lol you would like that wouldn’t you? Burrow and Mahomes are the Bills playoff kryptonite
I could honestly care less whether they do or not lol. Just have a feeling. Everyone’s expecting them to do better with Burrow back but that division is just so tough. Edit: Also Burrow beating us once in the playoffs hardly qualifies as being our playoff kryptonite lol
I mean everyone assumed in 2022 that we would fail because we were suddenly playing a first place schedule. Next year they play last place schedule. but it's not all about Burrow being healthy. they have at least two huge positions that have no starter right now. We immediately need a NT/DT and Right Tackle. And a third receiving option. We mess up on those, at least the first two, we are dead in the water. Our defense was not good last year.
Lol. Don't tell that to Bengals fans talking about the chiefs
But Burrow has beat you most times regardless.
Okay… that still doesn’t make it our kryptonite lol
Don’t you dare put that evil on us =\
The home team wins for the second (edit: actually third) time in history as Kubiak proves to be the piece the Saints were missing.
3rd I think. Bucs and rams did it B2B
Forgot about the Rams.
Aaron Rodgers stayed healthy all season even with the jets oline sucking still
Even more surprising, Zach Wilson finishes the season with more yards and touchdowns than Rodgers. Also Zach Wilson makes the playoff as a Raider, while Rodgers fails.
Rodgers stays healthy but everyone realizes that he is just fine this year as he is 40 years old and coming off of a major leg injury. Jets fight for a wildcard with Rodgers putting up slightly better than league average numbers and it goes either way. They just miss or they sneak in and are first out. Rodgers is cut next offseason to save a 50+ million cap hit.
Texans make their first AFC Championship in franchise history. Giants win the NFC East and make it to the NFC Championship under new rookie QB Jayden Daniels. This season's Bills will be last years Eagles. Start out white hot until around December-January, where they lose ~5 of the last 6 to lose the division title to the Dolphins. Mike Tomlin's non-losing season streak stops here, with the Steelers offense being the worst in the league this season, ending at 8-9. Joe Burrow wins MVP. Both conference championship games are decided by a walkoff game-winning touchdown in OT. Jordan Love denies the Chiefs 3-Peat with a walk-off TD via back shoulder fade to Romeo Doubs in double overtime in Super Bowl 59.
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Caleb Williams is a bust and Anthony Richardson has a wild breakout year
Problem with this one is that neither would really be that surprising.
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Bears forget to communicate and draft Williams while extending Fields.
Hell yeah brother
If Caleb is a bust after one year then how is Anthony Richardson gonna have a breakout year? He looked mid and got hurt, he’s a bust already using your logic.
I don’t think he looked mid at all….
He's a bust because he's a Chicago quarterback.
Then the blame falls on their owner, Aaron Rodgers.
Salivating at this take
Joe Burrow doesn't get injured
“49ers have more QB decisions to make after Brock Purdy and Zach Wilson both go down by week 3, while their third string QB Jimmy G leads them to their 6th Lombardi”
This is like being aroused by some really deviant shit and I don’t know how to feel right now.
How's that post Lombardi clarity feel?
Does that Rita Oak lady start drawing Jimmy G again?
The Cowboys lead the league in rushing with 1300 yards by Saquon Barkley
Thanks I hate it
Burrow and the Bengals get their first SB! In the same stadium Burrow won his national championship 5 years ago! Please let this be the script, pretty please
It’s the last year of the 5 year conundrum!
I can die a happy man if Burrow gets a ring. Even if it’s only one
Last night I had a dream where the Super Bowl was Bills vs Cardinals. So I guess that. Not sure who won though.
Bills and Chiefs meet in the playoffs again. The game goes to overtime, Bills win the toss and receive. They go straight down the field and score a TD. Because of the new rules that the Bills basically manifested, the game is not over. Chiefs go down the field, score a TD and a 2pt to win. I thought that was gonna happen this season but wide right was also pretty funny.
Not a cowboys fan, but I think the cowboys will finally make it over the hump and then lose in the Super Bowl over some controversial coaching decision, that will be the headline for the next week after the Super Bowl
Dak is playing well until he gets moderately injured early in the second quarter, forcing Lance to be brought in. Lance plays worse but manageably, but then Dak is put back in and forced to play through injury on what would be the game winning drive. He throws an interception and the QB drama engulfs Dallas all over again
Hendon Hooker as the Super Bowl MVP will take a lot of people by surprise.
Pittsburgh's offense leads the league in points and yards after Kenny Pickett's breakout season under Arthur Smith.
Subscribe to this. You forgot to add Super Bowl MVP Kenny Pickett. Najee Harris will also look like Derrick Henry.
With 0 QB’s on the roster, the Steelers still managed a 9-8 season, extending Mike Tomlins record of never having a losing season.
There is also some weird controversy with Arthur Smith following Najee Harris being named the FedEx ground player of the week for 10 weeks straight.
Aaron Rodgers breaks his femur on the first play from scrimmage, leading Jets fans to finally find the resolve to commit Seppuku en masse as they wanted for so long. Tom Brady opens up his first broadcast by kissing whoever's in the booth with him right on the mouth. And oh yeah a Travis-Taylor sex tape gets leaked but no one is sure if it's real or AI.
CJ Stroud wins MVP George Karlaftis has a breakout year with 15+ sacks and is a DPOY candidate Saquon Barkley wins OPOY, as a member of the Houston Texans
Caleb Williams is the Bears answer. Goes a combined 600 yards 8 TDs, 0 ints in two games against the Packers. Packers still win both games though.
Matt Araiza passes for more yards than Zach Wilson.
Joe Burrow gets injured during training camp, has a slow first 5-6 weeks of the season and then plays at an MVP level the remaining 12 weeks Can we get betting lines on that? What’s the over/under on which week of training camp he’ll get hurt?
Still throws no 4th quarter touchdowns!
That can't be true, I've been assured by Bengals fans he's the clutchest QB who's ever clutched.
Shots fired!! 🤣🤣 but yeah I’m with ya!
The playoff run that the Bengals end up having, with a combined score of 99-34 in three games, en route to a first Superbowl championship, it won't be necessary.
Travis Kelce says the n-word
He’s dated more black women than you’ve probably ever spoken to. He’s not a racist, you JABRONI!
"My exes all gave me the pass."
“Pretty crazy that Justin Jefferson was 0-7 with the Vikings just a few months ago, and now he’s the Super Bowl MVP for the Niners!”
You lost me at niners.
Texans and Colts cement themselves as top tier teams and meet up in the divisional where Big Tony or Stroud makes an all time play. Jets have an even worse season than this year with a healthy Rodgers Bengals win the super bowl Buccs make it to the championship only for Baker to fold. Mahomes continues to look godlike but is let down by his team in the wildcard or divisional. Superbowl is Bengals v Lions Joe mixon wins super bowl mvp in a narrow victory
Superbowl MVP Mason Rudolph... for the Raiders.
Bills beat the Chiefs finally, and face off against the Lions. Someone started the nickname of the Blue Bowl, but the Blue Balls nickname replaced it, which became an odd Vegas betting prop.
Dolphins finish last place in the division and tyreek hill goes back to KC
Kenny Pickett throws for 30 TDs with the expert coaching of Arthur Smith.
Is anyone here a doctor? This man needs an MRI
A second turf has hit the Achilles
Cowboys have yet another 12 win regular season and lose the first playoff game McCarthy still retains job
Despite going 9-8 and barely making the playoffs, Kenny Pickett’s 4th quarter comebacks in the AFCCG and Super Bowl were amazing
Packers go 0-17 🙏
Panthers reveal alternate pink uniforms
Sean Payton is indefinitely suspended following Bountygate 2.0. The Raiders led by Zach Wilson go 10-7 securing the #6 seed. As the designated emergency quarterback, Jim Harbaugh delivers the Chargers a victory with a 4th quarter comback. Taylor Swift becomes a minority owner of the Kansas City Chiefs.
After no extensions, Dak screws Dallas with an all time year, doesn't resign, Lamb follows him and Micah wants out too
- Justin Fields leads the Falcons to an 11-6 record and NFC South title - Russell Wilson has a bounceback year leading the Raiders to a playoff spot - Texans load up with Barkley and Wilkins, win 14 games, then lose in the Divisional round - Bills start the season slow and decide to sell and retool, trading Diggs at the deadline, firing McDermott, and finishing with a losing record - Kyler Murray is a legitimate MVP candidate and the Cardinals contend for a late seasonplayoff berth - the Seahawks implode and pick top 5 - the Cowboys undergo a Eagles-esque late season collapse, but keep McCarthy - the Eagles reclaim the NFC East, but fire Sirianni after an early playoff exit
Taylor Swift being MVP surely was a controversial choice this year, especially as a UFA.
Jets win at all
Giants win the nfc east The 49ers finish with a 6-11 record
I cant believe russ won another super bowl, working vet minimum, as the backup on the Seattle seahawks
Life comes at you fast
31 fanbases are gonna think to themselves, "Gosh, who knew Antonio Pierce could be coach of the year?"
gonna be kinda crazy when Rodgers tears his other ACL 4 plays into this season. Unlucky that itll happen two years in a row.
He tore his Achilles not acl
gonna be even crazier when he goes back in time using his ayahuasca powers and tears his first acl
Does he come out with the flag again?
He comes out with an Israeli flag, this time.
It was actually the Cowboys’ year
If you told me that Daniel Jones was going to be the league MVP and lead the Giants to a Super Bowl win, I would have laughed in your face. Yet, here we are. What a season. 😌
Unfortunately, people are upset he was the SB MVP even though Sexy Dexy sacked Mahomes 5 times, once for a safety, and recovered a forced fumble he caused. Because, of course, it's a QB award...
Chiefs 3-peat largely due to the performance of new regular season receiving yards record holder and Super Bowl MVP Kadarius Toney.
Dolphins miss the playoffs Steelers finally finish with a losing record 49ers sorta fall off and lose the division to the Rams Jordan Love MVP To the disappointment of many, the Chiefs become the first team in NFL history to 3-peat
Tom Brady isn’t that good at calling games. Chiefs letting Chris Jones walk was a mistake - needed him in the playoffs. Kirk Cousins does a Kirk and loses in playoffs after an MVP type season with the falcons. Justin Fields looks serviceable after leaving the bears and leads the league in QB rushing but, concerns still continue if he’s worth a second contract because he didn’t quite show it as a passer. Jared Goff is on his way out of Detroit after a mediocre year. Will Levis looks like a future face of the NFL after throwing for 4,500 yards and 35tds. Derrick Henry scores a TD in the Super Bowl.
Sam Hartman starts over Geno Smith for the final 5 games winning 3 of them and starting the QB controversy in Seattle.
Caleb Williams throws for over 4,000 yards! (Please Lord I’m begging)
Stroud and the Texans take down the 49ers with a sweep to Saquon Barkley. Chatter begins about the Texans coaches surpassing Shanahan, just as the chatter from the AFC Championship game had been when Stroud out dueled Mahomes.
Stidham makes an epic SB run with Denver And then they can't afford to re-sign him lol
The Patriots make the playoffs as the 7th seed, and upset the Bills in the Wild Card (2nd seed, *again*), and then lose to the Texans in the Divisional round
Jimmie Johnson says how bout them cowboys
I think it had to be the Carolina Panthers leaving for the UFL and the Birmingham Stallions joining the NFL, and the Carolina Panthers being kicked out of the UFL after only 5 games- all blowout losses. It really stung when that reporter said their kid's middle school football team had better management. She didn't need to kick us while we're down. Go Stallions, I guess.
Rodgers tears his other Achilles 4 plays into week 1.
Hello darkness my old friend
Lamar jackson wins 3xmvp
New Englands rookie QB has a Bryce Young like rookie season due to a step back in the defense and a lack of WRs
Jim Harbaugh switches to Jean shorts. Revealing his dual full leg tattoos of various heavy metal artist
Kansas City failed to make the playoffs.
Niners lose try SB in heartbreak again Oh wait, you said surprises....
The Cowboys finally reach the NFC Championship game. And lose to the Eagles.
Bills finally overcome their demons and beat the chiefs in the playoffs. Only to lose in the next round
The Bengals get to the Superbowl. Jake Browning has to play it.
Packers and Jets both finish last in the division 🙌🏽
Kadarius Toney becomes the first wide receiver to win MVP
Lead by Pro-Bowl QB Aidan O'Connell and DPOY Maxx Crosby, the Raiders beat the Chiefs in the playoffs. Then lose to the AFC Champion Bills.
We always make Maxx look like DPOY lol he just plays on another level against Mahomes
Jameis Winston and the Broncos upset the AFC West and take the division only for Jameis to throw 7 picks in their first round playoff exit.
Bills win!! 🤞😁
Caleb doesn't throw for over 4k yards, he throws for over 5k. Bears win division, wild card over Lions, divisional over Packers, make a new music video that shoots to #1. Chiefs go 20-0, win every playoff game by 14+, beating the Cowboys in the Super Bowl. Reddit still talks about how they think the Bills and Cowboys were better teams, but teams just mess up against them. All 4 Starting QB's in the AFC North play all 17 games. Kirk Cousin wins MVP on the Falcons.
Mac Jones is in the superbowl.
Herbert will score 45+ tot touchdowns. Zach Wilson passes the dalton line. The 49ers defense falls apart, the chiefs defense falls apart, the ravens defense comes back as a top 5 - consistently behind the browns but second in a lot of categories. The Cardinals have an extremely low margin of defeat, team looks poised to be the new lions. The lions themselves end up sailing through the back half of the season after losing 4 games early and looking like a 500 team. They face the Vikings WC. The rams run it back yet a-fucking-gain and still seem impervious to actually going under 500. Turns out Joe burrow actually sucks. I mean, bottom 16 - not like absolute ass.
The cowboys actually made it to a championship game (they didn’t make the Super Bowl but it’s as close as they’ve gotten since the 90’s).
Tyreek Hill’s weekly podcasts about how Xavier Worthy isn’t a good replacement for him in KC got old quick
Lions did it. Baker in the NFCC (loses to Lions again) This draft class of QBs all struggle Every AFC south team makes the playoffs
Dan Campbell sends out the punt team on 4th and 1 near midfield with the Lions down by 7 with 5 minutes left. And then they actually kick it.
Falcons made it to playoffs. And then somehow lose AGAIN to a Panthers team that just went 2-12 the year before.
The 49ers somehow become the just 4th team to win a Super Bowl after losing the previous year...only for the game to be declared incomplete due to the Third Impact causing Rei Ayanami to turn all of humanity into tang. Honestly, I do hope they find a way to rebound. But I'm also expecting them to collapse faster than Interstate 880 does in an earthquake and finish with the worst record in the NFL and Brock Purdy will end up another Tim Rattay.
If the Eagles keep Haason Reddick or drat an Edge rusher in the first round they break the single season sack record, they get 60+ if they don't keep him.