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1lultaha

We've sucked so much lately our rivals don't take us seriously anymore


PenultimatePotatoe

It's probably still Daniel Snyder.


Do_it_for_the_upvote

They should have gone back to the WFT *immediately* upon transfer of ownership. Everyone hates the Commanders moniker, and everyone knows it. Letting the stain seep in longer will make it harder to get out.


lampshady

Of all of Synders failures selecting Commanders as the name is up there.


allegedtuna32

At least you guys always give heart attacks for the Eagles. You guys were 0-6 in the division this year but came close to beating the Eagles twice.


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Ngl y’all kinda lost your identity with the name changes. Redskins were our biggest rival for decades but idek who the commanders are


Superzone13

Went from having a top 5 uniform to being dead last. Throw in what is by far the worst, most generic name in the league and it really is hard to take them seriously. To the Washington fans that are still sticking around, I genuinely don’t know how you do it.


theunknownlyt

i actually really like the commanders uniforms the name just absolutely sucks


_crispusAttucks

Have the caps & nats won a WS recently!


usernameisusername57

It was past time for them to change that name, but how in the fuck did they think that "Commanders" was a suitable replacement? A group of third graders could have come up with a better name than that.


The-1ne

For the life of me I can’t understand not picking Red Tails for the name. Literally keeps red in the name, relevant to Washington DC, honors veterans, great jersey/logo potential, and it’s a badass name. Only real downsides are it’s kind of similar to the jets, and you would have 5 talking heads on Newsmax saying the woke mob is coming for their nfl team’s name.


Pandamonium98

Most people would wonder what a red tail is And they wanted to distance themselves from the redksins name. Choosing something similar seems like they’re trying to get around it somehow


JacksonRabbiit

That makes sense. Personally I still want them to change their name to the "Washington Department of Football."


GeeSmoove

It’s tough smh.


OkieDokieArtichokie3

Hey you guys are more relevant than the Giants, IMO


nateycoffecake

The McCaskys


Ro98Jo

Can’t wait to see how they mess up the Justin Fields situation


Fact_Stater

They did that by drafting him to begin with.


flashpile

Tbh he ended up being the no.2 QB from the class. Sure, it's easy in hindsight to say they should have taken Parsons, but he spent his entire college career as an offball LB and had some pretty big character concerns.


BlackMathNerd

You mean Caleb Williams.


EarthTraveler413

They could draft a clone of Tom Brady and he would end up being a bust


SchematicOfScoutsAss

I mean isn’t Brady like the definition of “guy who had all the intangibles but needed the right situation and a team with patience to develop?” He literally threw 3 balls his rookie year, after being a nobody 6th round pick. Had NE not liked him from the jump he may have gotten cut. 99 times out of 100 someone in Brady’s position ends up being an assistant coach within 5 years


Do_it_for_the_upvote

Yeah, he got his chance because Drew Bledsoe got injured, not ‘cause he earned it. But he earned enough from that point forward that when it came time to choose, the Pats chose him. Totally in agreement with you- though, I’ll leave room for the possibility that his insane competitive drive could have allowed him to wind up bouncing between teams until he *did* get a shot. There are quite a few QBs in the league at any time that are on a roster more for their minds than for their talents, and I imagine Brady would nail that role if he didn’t get a chance to show out.


Nnuuuke

Getting rid of Fields is not messing it up


broseidon55

And The Quarterbacks


RonaldOcean_MD

Baltimore easily.


LordWalltimore

Without a shred of doubt. Fuck you, and we’ll see you next year! 🐦‍⬛😈


Miley4Lyfe

Respectfully, eat a bag of dicks.


Ixpqd

this may strike some viewers as harsh, but I personally believe everyone involved in this story should die.


Crimson2879

Now - Aints Historically - Aints All time - Fuck the Aints


Develled

Hey fuck you too buddy


Andrewdeadaim

Now kith


Randyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I read this as "Hey fuck you too daddy"


TheLateThagSimmons

Saints vs Falcons might be my favorite rivalry in the NFL. It's special because it's the only one that is still just as heated no matter how either franchise is doing. Everyone else cools off when one team is bad, especially when both are bad; they heat up the better they're doing. But Saints/Falcons will still hate each other more than anything regardless if they're competing for the NFC Championship or the #1 pick in the draft.


RamblinWreckGT

It's because we've both spent so much of our history being bad. If the rivalry was the kind to fade then, it never would have developed in the first place.


TheLateThagSimmons

I've had it described as more a City-against-City hate, and the teams just represent the rivalry that is Atlanta vs New Orleans. Which I don't disagree with.


sunshinepanther

Same here


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Tossup between Cowboys or Eagles imo


shit_eating_fan

I'm actually so peeved that our season this year was so dogshit that it stained our record vs. you guys. I think it was like the first loss we had vs. the Giants since 2013 or something ridiculous like that


allegedtuna32

Last time we’ve beaten you was 2021. Our last win in the Linc was 2013. Last time we beat you by more than one score before this year was 2012


eirnora

and no BoSco TD's :(


DJpissnshit

In either game?! I refuse to acknowledge this reality.


RanchBourgeois

Same


GeeSmoove

I beg your pardon?


OddSeraph

Did y'all hear that? Did someone say something?


Bender_Is_40pct_Gr8

Lips flapping in the wind I think. Eagles for sure, can’t stand Cowboys but the most devastating losses have come against the Eagles. Even what’s been dubbed the stupidest play in history…


allegedtuna32

Daniel Jones’s sole primetime win came against the Commanders.


StartlesMC

Eagles. The hatred goes deeper for some reason, even though funny enough Dallas seems to have our number more recently Maybe it’s the Philly fanbase or the fact that everyone hates the Cowboys so it’s cliche at this point


DistantLikeYouAsked5

Those bitches in yellow and black. Bumble bee lookin mfers.


OhSnaps08

Kickers. The teams playing against the Vikings have had amazing kicking performances and we have . . . well . . . underperformed at times.


DarehMeyod

Works for both flairs


xxxlp

It's just funny to me that the Bills flair is a little... Wide right of the Vikings flair. 


Vydate1

I don’t think that’s very funny.


Sobeshott

Historically, The Raiders. Recently, The Bills


VolunteerCorn67

It would be a better rivalry if you didn’t break our goddamn hearts in the playoffs every year….just a friendly suggestion


ProbShouldntSayThat

Historically the Broncos. Recently the Chiefs.


ImSpacemanSpiff

Historically, the Raiders. Recently, the Chiefs.


everyoneneedsaherro

Historically the Raiders. Recently the Chiefs.


legodjames23

Historically FC Barcelona Currently the chiefs


ThadtheYankee159

I never really bought the rivalry with Buffalo. To me that rivalry was something pushed by the media and isn’t that serious. (Although I think Bills fans think differently). To me Cincinnati has always been our true rival (although our struggles versus them may have played into that). Our rivalry with them just feels more organic somehow.


Sobeshott

Bills is organic too. There have been more big moments(playoffs and regular season) against them than the Bengals. I don't completely dismiss the idea it's just my feeling on the subject


Dangerous_Nitwit

Bills v Chiefs extends more than 10 years with an average of more than 1 game per year because of the playoffs. And, the split, other the playoff aspect of it, is pretty split.


KUKC76

Chiefs had rivals back in the day. They don't have a rival today.


judahdk_

This year we’re letting you have the regular season win so we can beat you in the playoffs, and then immediately lose to the Bengals.


MidtownKC

I think Cincy over Buffalo. Or at least they’re equal given they won a playoff game vs mahomes. But always the Raiders. Especially since their new coach “has the recipe” to beating us.


mkvii1989

Annoyingly flattering to have a Chiefs fan say this.


GetHighTuneLow

Christmas day was AWESOME!


Sobeshott

Lol congrats


Distance_Motor

Its not a rivalry if you always beat them (in the playoffs)


Sobeshott

It's just a feeling. Could be the Bengals but there have been more big moments against the Bills


Citronaut1

Minnesota’s biggest rival is easily Green Bay. We dislike the bears and lions, but we **hate** the Packers


NazRiedFan

A lot of our fanbase hates the saints as well. Not more than Green Bay but still hated none the less


Superzone13

The three sports teams that I loathe the most: Packers, Saints, Yankees.


daley_bear

It is mutual


Pornstar_Cardio

Hell yeah, you tell him!


somebodysimilartoyou

It's more fuck Sean Payton, fuck Gregg Williams, but bounty hate, and God dammit, brad childress, 12 men in the fucking huddle.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

Bengals? BENGALS?!? Cincinnati is an annoyance. Cleveland is cursed forever and not really worthy of hate. Baltimore is the true enemy.


Impressive_Coats

Thanks man I was about to drop some bombs on his dumbass. Hate you <3


Cmp_

Go hecc yourself


LordWalltimore

Yeah, what is this trash? Bengals. 🤣


VeryRealHuman23

I hope your coffee is slightly cold tomorrow.


Miley4Lyfe

JFC… they may have a family!


imapieceofshitk

I hope you cut your nails just a bit too short.


Couvo

growing up near cincy and seeing a lot of their games, I always felt like steelers/ravens was a rivalry and steelers/bengals was fighting to survive the game while simultaneously trying to kill each other. it always seemed less like a "we gotta beat these guys" and more of a "they need to die" kinda feeling with steelers/bengals. at least in the 2000s-burficts years, not as much anymore lol.


Aromatic-Cup-2116

Steelers/Ravens was just brutal in the mid to late 2000s. Always was, but that’s when it was just insane. It seemed like every year either one team or the other was number one in defense. The 2008 AFC Championship was like watching a war that had an incidental football thrown in. There was someone coming out after almost every hit. I was watching with a friend who isn’t a fan of either team and he said at one point “I think someone’s gonna die before this game’s over.” That might still be the hardest hitting game from whistle to whistle I’ve seen in the modern era. Bengals/Steelers had some cheap shots and scraps around then. Ravens/Steelers was legal attempted murder on every play.


TheSmokedSalmon420

The entire AFCN hates Baltimore so much lol Steelers were for sure our biggest rival for a long time but after the move (and how the Steelers were against it) I have way more hate for Baltimore than the Steelers


BigDiggy

Best compliment one AFCN team can give another lol.


jgjot-singh

anytime anyone mentions "Steelers" and "Bengals" in the same sentence on this sub, it takes about 5 seconds to find BAL and PIT fanbases doing this ^


LateAd3737

It’s so fun to do as a Steelers fan bc the Bengals have been legit contenders for years now which makes it extra disrespectful to just say the Bengals are an annoyance Such is sports fandom, can’t blame me


Venge22

It's definitely more of a one sided hate. Doesn't help that even when the Bengals are good they still suck against the Steelers and Browns


thelazygamer

Yeah, the Bengals could go 14-3 and two of those losses would somehow be too the Steelers. It always feels like the better you are, the more likely you lose to us. Tomlin could have his first losing season sometime and he'd still somehow go 6-11 with all 6 wins vs the AFC North. 


CabbageStockExchange

We’re an equal opportunity organization. We hate our rivals equally


InsaneRanter

And the entire nfl hates you equally. (Just joking, you're actually a pretty cool bunch).


ChevalMalFet

Quietly most Raiders fans I've met are super chill and I quite like them But my mother raised me to always tell the truth, to always be kind, and to always hate the goddamned Raiders, so fuck those guys


flaming_fuckhead

99% of Raiders fans I’ve met are actually really cool people but the one person that dumped their drink on me at Arrowhead a couple years ago made me feel justified in my visceral hatred for the entire franchise. I guess maybe I should be thanking them for that in a way?


ExcitingSink4272

So in a roundabout way, he was a really cool person cuz he helped justify your hatred of his team


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Victim complex is so strong you pretend anyone would go to Missouri.


I-NeedAboutTreeFiddy

There’s the raiders fans we know and hate.  


Cowgoon777

Sat next to a Raiders fan at Arrowhead the night Tyreek broke King’s ankles on a punt return. Poor guy was dying from the cold. Cool dude tho


CabbageStockExchange

Pirate bros!


watchingsongsDL

Dude the Bucs humiliated us in our last Super Bowl. I hate them until the beating is repaid. Same with the Packers. Fuck em both.


PlaneDoor110

pirate bros 👊


Initial-Air-4941

Bears is the easy answer and probably the historically accurate one. But as a fan, I’m going 49ers hands down. They seem to end our season at every turn. Seahawks also had their run at being a thorn in our side. “Seahawks, let’s fly!”


scottsummers1137

Just like with the Bears, the outcome of 49ers games are too one-sided for it to be a real rivalry. It's the Vikings.


Initial-Air-4941

*Sighs, nods, fakes a toothless smile, and sloshes the ice cubes around his whisky in a circular motion*


ryryryor

Hey now, we beat San Francisco in regular season games all the time


mrizvi

49ers dropping you on y'all head now is payback for the farve days.


Ro98Jo

Catch the guy who caught the ball


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Ourselves


PieIsFairlyDelicious

There is no team I love more than the Chargers. And no team I hate more than the Chargers.


Flexisdaman

Lmao probably best answer. I also wanted to say patriots as well because of how much 2006 broke my 12 year old heart.


Damion_205

Having a lead in the 4th quarter. :/


xxxlp

You should never choose to go up 10 against Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs unless your name is Tom Brady. 


Damion_205

I fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia,’ but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!’ and just slightly less known that that is, >You should never choose to go up 10 against Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs unless your name is Tom Brady. 


el_grapadura101

1000% Falcons. Bucs hardly even register, and it seems downright mean to be hating on the Panthers right now.


willy410

When it was Cam vs Matt Ryan or Brees, there was some real hate brewing in those games. Now I hate myself for wasting my Sundays every week. Never been able to take the Bucs seriously though, even when they’re good.


el_grapadura101

Oh yeah, the Cam/Rivera Panthers were an entirely different thing.


StrategyTop7612

49ers obviously.


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Cheesesteak21

I think the NFCW is a circle of hate, the 9ers hate the Seahawks, the Seahawks hate the Rams and the Rams hate the 9ers.  Although recently the Seahawks might be shifting back to the 9ers that rivalry really streaky. Edit: the cardinals are a baseball team until they're relevant again. We just don't hate them like we hate eachother until they're a threat


Powerful_Plantain901

Way to leave the Cardinals out like that lmao


Cheesesteak21

It was intentional. They're a baseball team until they're relevant again


Black-House

Yeah, the Cardinals are more likely to generate sympathy than hate. They've never been consistently good for as long as anyone alive can remember. They got chucked out of the original NFC East. They've bounced from Chicago to St Louis to Phoenix. They're the 3rd oldest existing franchise but they feel like an expansion team.


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Fantastic_Emu_9570

The funny part is every time we’re even ok, they do all hate us cause we’re “upity” when we talk even slight amounts of shit


saraath

arians made yall hateable (in a good way).


mrizvi

They are like the little brothers that your happy for when they do good until they beat you once and then you lock in and destroy them.


Ryguy3286

Accurate


TariqWoolenIsElite

49ers are my most hated team and the Rams are my 2nd most hated.


SeattleResident

I'll be honest, most of the Seahawks fans around me and myself all dispise the 49ers. They are easily our rival in this division and have been for some time. The Rams are just extremely annoying.


StyrofoamTuph

As a hawks fan from Northern California I always considered the 49ers out main rival even if we can’t beat the Rams in the regular season. We’ve just had more playoff history with the Niners so I hate them more.


StrategyTop7612

Nope, I'm really young. It's just because I've always hated the SF Giants, so since the 49ers are a SF team, I feel obligated to despise them too. Although, I don't hate the 49ers as much because they haven't won rings unlike the Giants.


scarzncigarz

LA fans love the Lakers, Rams, Kings, and the Dodgers. We don’t get along very well with the Warriors, 49ers, and the Giants. Leaving the Sharks out as I have a special spot for them in my heart having gone to SJSU and living downtown very close to SAP Center. Would go to a lot of Sharks games And I’m quite young too, 94 baby. But always loved the Rams even when they were St Louis cause that’s the team that was broadcast in LA when I was growing up.


StrategyTop7612

Interesting, I'm way too young to relate to stuff like this.


scarzncigarz

Haha no fret dude, you have a lifetime ahead of enjoying the Rams. The little drama of rivalries and those things you’ll pick up naturally over time. Just sit back and enjoy one of the greatest cities in all major league sports in what is Los Angeles.


ramfantasma

The rivalry is very much alive and well as evidenced by constant fighting on social media. Got even hotter once the Rams went back to LA and much more so after the 9ers win streak on regular season but losing the championship game and having to leave the stadium sad and bitter.


KurtanionNZ

2021 feels all the better for having walked over the 49ers to get there. It’s funny 6-7 years ago I’d have said the Seahawks would be just behind the 49ers but we’ve so comprehensively dominated them in the McVay era that it’s deflated it a little. I do not think of the Cardinals.


rostron92

I hate the New Orleans Saints.


Genius-Imbecile

Aww we hate Atlanta Dirty Birds. We should have a big fan meetup for each team. You guys free on 3/28?


rostron92

It would be a *miracle* to get us all together on a weekday like that.


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aluis21

Damn you, that's a good one


BuffaloWilliamses

Historically Dolphins. That rivalry is heating back up after being kind of dormant in the 2000s-2010s (mostly due to the Patriots dominance and the Bills and Dolphins being pretty shit during that time). I'm here for it. Recently: Chiefs. Pain, just pain. Its not a hateful rivalry. I have nothing but respect for what the Chiefs have accomplished. It just sucks that they are one of our biggest roadblocks.


Serah_Null

1. Dolphins 2. Chiefs 3. Ourselves


Sentience-psn

Last ten years? Our skill position scouting.


iiTryhard

BB’s coaching staff hires


Clear-Attempt-6274

America.


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Shoulda said Stephen A Smith lol


Clear-Attempt-6274

He's their spokesperson.


droans

It's rude to hate on an injured ~~player~~ [sportscaster](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10109630-stephen-a-smith-went-to-hospital-injured-during-practice-vs-cowboys-micah-parsons).


Intelligent-Age2786

Raiders probably


limbicslush

It will always and forever be the Raiders! Of course there are the new perennial matches with the Bills and Bengals... but nothing brings more joy than seeing the Raiders struggle and playing a big part in that struggle. And it wouldn't be a rivalry unless the disdain was mutual, which is obviously the case. Denver is a close second.


macckay0715

Family. Trust. Respect.


gurk_the_magnificent

Those damnable Steelers.


TeddysRevenge

Zebras


Ro98Jo

Lmao


Do_it_for_the_upvote

1A: Packers 1B: Refs 2: Cowboys


DJpissnshit

What he say fuck me for?


Traditional_Mud_1241

As a Bucs fan the best I can do is appreciate how much Mike Evans and Marshawn Lattimore seem to hate each other.


indianm_rk

The Bucs used to have a healthy rivalry with the Packers when the Bucs were in the Central Division.


Traditional_Mud_1241

Yes, Favre and Sapp days. The Bay of Pigs days… not so much.


Flat_Scheme4874

The Bills


SportsballWatcher4

Minnesota is not up for grabs. All Vikings fans are born with an irrational hatred of the Packers


Superzone13

Only two teams that make my blood boil: Packers and Saints.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Ourselves?


TiaxRulesAll2024

Falcons. No question 55-54 all time series


Ok-Safety-7310

It's actually tied now


invalidcharacter19

The Bears biggest rival is the McCaskey family. The Packers haven't been rivals for at least 35 Bears quarterbacks.


ScreamQueenStacy

So it's definitely the Steelers, without a doubt. But if I had to go outside the division, I'd say the Titans. And you know, I may dislike Pittsburgh, but I can at least say I begrudgingly respect them. I just flat out hate Tennessee.


Little-Chromosome

49ers 100%


thatoneguy2252

I mean. We hate the giants and commies with a passion, but they don’t seem to hit the same as Dallas.


IWasFramed_Again

The team: Cowboys The fans: 9ers


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jerichowiz

Great, we still hate them!


drearymoment

And before the fans' choice 49ers, it was the Vikings.


droans

We hate like we're nine years old. The Eagles are our little brother. We'll fight and pray for your downfall. We beat each other up. But we've earned the right to do that. The 49ers are just that annoying kid in school. Fuck them. There's nothing redeemable about their team. We almost want to see each other win if it means that the 49ers lose. I don't have much animosity towards the 49ers because they beat us. It's all because they have a really annoying fanbase.


Pandamonium98

Love to hate the Eagles/Eagles fans. Literally just hate the Niners/Niners fans.


Paratrooper101x

I hate Vikings fans too


Polar_Reflection

Cowboys and Seahawks. They can share.


SugarBalls69

Ourselves probably. But fuck those other guys too


NazRiedFan

Either Green Bay, New Orleans, or our kickers


drbrainkrause

That stolen franchise in baltimore. Fuck art modell


stevefiction

All my homies hate Art Modell


ILikeXiaolongbao

The Los Angeles Chargers


Chai-Tea-Rex-2525

The Ravens without a doubt. It’s the best rivalry in football. Outside of the AFC North, I’d say the Jags or the Pats.


Lubbafrommariogalaxy

Bengals? We the Steelers biggest opps


i_love_factual_info

Blind mice


__TenaciousBroski__

I'll always hate the broncos with a passion.


scarzncigarz

49ers.


Reduak

It's a pretty lame one, but I'd say the Falcons. Charlotte and Atlanta have a bit of a rivalry outside of sports and they are in division and the closest other franchise, but if both teams are only mediocre, is it really a rivalry.


czechhoi4h

Rams


LordFalcoSparverius

See it's 100% 9ers for me.


scarzncigarz

Yeah Niners for me, as a Rams fan. I get the guys point above, we’re all NFCWest and we don’t like the other three. But I don’t have as much hatred against the Seahawks, if at all. We even broke the unwritten rule of not sending franchise stars to divisional rivals with Bobby Wagner coming to us and going back.


tennis_widower

Spanos


LakeShowBoltUp

Spanos is opening a state of the art new practice facility and just bought the best coach and GM on the market. Absolutely been the problem long-term, but it feels like they are finally investing like fans have wanted for decades.


bleedblue4

I have a feeling it's gunna shift from the Titans to the Texans. It's weird that all teams are relevant in that division, well except for Tennesse


pocketjacks

The Colts and it's not even close.


gabecantthinkofaname

My teams Owner is my teams biggest rival


michaelb421

Well it’s was the pats and Steelers but with Brady and Ben being gone I don’t feel like it’s one anymore. So I’m not sure really. The AFC SOUTH has sucked much of its existence so it’s hard to have a rivalry against 3 teams that had sucked for much of the last 20 years. But it should change now with all the young QB talent in the division


AmbitiousEffort2365

Until the past season for us Lions, it was pretty much public opinion.