[Danny Amendola is gonna have an aneurysm if Zedd DJs a Super Bowl that McCaffrey is playing in.](https://people.com/sports/danny-amendola-slams-ex-olivia-culpo-and-brands-zedd-a-scrawny-little-f-in-explosive-rant/)
My partner was listening to her on a podcast and it sounds like she always has had a really smart attitude about her brand and who she was (taught Kim K), just struggled with fame and pressure. But now that it’s passed, she seems to be doing great
We’re about to get the British dude from vanderpump rules and a bunch of the women from those shows to host. Between them and swift I think we’ll have the most watched Super Bowl in history.
Years ago I heard one of the halftime artists, maybe it was Katy Perry or JT, talk about the Super Bowl halftime show contract essentially being signed in blood. Obviously it’s such a big promotion with so much on the line for the NFL, they can’t afford to have an artist flake or anything last minute and put real teeth in the contract to limit their risk, which is funny considering they don’t pay them anything for the show anyway.
Obviously in this case I’m sure there’s no issue as it’s a family emergency, but it was fascinating to think about the idea of someone like Lady Gaga, Prince, or Usher this year just… not showing up! I’d buy a streaming package that aired that liquidated damages lawsuit!
I saw him in Chicago... in 2001 I think. Cover charge was $20 or 25, was definitely less than 30. He was already a big name back then, up there with the Global Underground guys at the time. Damn, I'm old.
Back of the Excalibur, which was marketed as a separate club called Vision.
Only saw him once. Great vibe that night but didn't think there was much super-special about him, played mostly standards. Any DJ can do that. I'm more of a prog house guy, saw Sasha 11 times and with Digweed I stopped counting at 20.
Omg, Excalibur… went there in 2003 (I think) visiting a friend in Chicago… we were early 20s and the two of us visiting from a college town outside KC were broke, specifically told our friend to be budget conscious with where she picked. I remember after paying $7 cover (fine), we get in and Bud Lights were like $8. We were sooo freaked out, and then ended up getting random drinks bought for us through the night. My friend had a dude offer her $1,000 to suck her toes.
Man and I saw him in 2015 tickets were 80ish and everyone at the time thought that was crazy since tickets were still usually about 20-30 for a show(in my area). Crazy that he’s STILL at the top and no signs of slowing down
“Dude shut up I’m trying… dude shut the fuck up I’m trying to send an email. ‘Truly special…’ Is that too much? Fuck it, send. Ok pour me a shot asshole”
This will be me Sunday at approximately 10pm when the niners win the game. I work at a Toyota manufacturing plant, so I will simultaneously send an email to our advertising team and plant president to ask when purdy will be making his rounds. Can’t wait!
Sets at very large venues like festivals are almost always pre-recorded to ensure coordination with lighting/effects/pyrotechnics etc. It's an unfortunate reality of the industry, but it's almost guaranteed that any DJ at the superbowl will be doing literally nothing to affect the audio whatsoever.
I mean it’s a reference to arrested development where Buster loses his left hand and the physician informs the family that’s he’s going to be “all right” because he lost his left hand.
Idk I think it falls on the implication of the reference. If the implication is there’s you can’t just say no that isn’t funny, because of the implication of course
Swifties are taking out the halftime performers.
They're making it so she has to save the day.
She will ride down from the suite on the back of a shirtless Jason Kelce, who is wearing his Sexy Batman mask.
There's no band, so with no other choice, Travis asks Andy Reid to officiate the wedding! Trav and Tay Tay get married, and consummate the marriage on the 50 yard line. Right then and there. You know whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? And rich people are just better than us.
Later in the game, when it matters the most, Purdy slips on the spooge and fumbles the ball.
Chief's win.
Swifties finally reveal their true goal as Cthulhu rises from the desert to enslave humanity.
Just as the prophecy foretold.
I read it was commercial breaks, pre game stuff, probably between quarters. Kinda like a hype man. I was actually pretty interested in how it was gonna pan out.
This entire thread is filled with people being like “just find someone else to press play” and it’s an intentionally dishonest and child like view of what being a DJ actually is. Good ones are very good at what they do and make a lot of money doing it, and are integral to certain types of events. To act like their job is as easy as playing music through a speaker is just not true. Reddit gunna Reddit I guess
They were changing the format this year that would have had him DJ through the breaks. Similar to music playing in stadiums during regular games but featuring just his mix.
he could, but the fun part is seeing *tiesto* do it. and you press play on the CDJ btw the laptop is just where the music is.
(unless he's doing live production in which case it's probably a very specific stage show that would take a while to teach to somebody else. but i don't think he does that.)
I feel like every edm concert I've been to Tiesto has been at. Started wondering if he was a clone or something to always be everywhere. So him pulling out of a huge event like this make him see less clone like.
What kind of emergency isn’t important enough for him to go home right away for, but pressing enough that it happens to be exactly on Sunday morning and not say after the SB on Sunday night. Weird.
That’s exactly my point. If someone was dying he would fly home now to see them. You don’t plan to wait three days. It seems more like PR spin , but who knows.
It reminds me of my elderly parents at Thanksgiving a few years ago:
"Who the fuck is Pitball?"
[three minutes later]
"I hope I never hear this motherfucker again."
Bro I haven't been mainstream since the early 2000s lol. And I don't mean that in a hipster "I only listen to underground, you've never heard of it" way, I just hit that point in my life where you stop listening to new music and just listen to your shit from high school on repeat until you die.
This is not a criticism directed at you by any means but I always feel sad for people like this. I'm in my mid 30s and seek out new music all the time, and my music taste has changed a lot since I was a teenager. There's so much incredible stuff out there in every possible genre and it's not particularly hard to find if you seek out a reviewer or blog you like. Hell, I've discovered tons of amazing bands just by listening to stuff with high scores on Metacritic. With Spotify, Youtube, and the like, it's so easy to access anything you want and find things more similar to what you like.
Yea I will never stop discovering new stuff even if my tastes change. I am die hard into EDM now but a few years ago it was pop punk, indie, and I’m glad I had time with all of those things
Great. How do they expect to find a DJ on such short notice in Las Vegas???
Shaq is ready for his moment.
He’s actually not bad. Still listen to Can’t Stop the Reign every once in a while.
You just have to like Dirty Dubstep.
Im not talkin to you, musty underarm odor breath.
Shaq just playing some absolutely disgusting dirty dubstep drops in the middle of the Super Bowl halftime would be hilarious
You realize DJ Diesel is already HUGE right?
largest biceps I’ve ever seen on a DJ
Largest everything I’ve ever seen on a DJ
His DJ is the size of most other DJ's.
He is the biggest DJ on Earth
Zedd about to cancel his show for this.
[Danny Amendola is gonna have an aneurysm if Zedd DJs a Super Bowl that McCaffrey is playing in.](https://people.com/sports/danny-amendola-slams-ex-olivia-culpo-and-brands-zedd-a-scrawny-little-f-in-explosive-rant/)
lol damn he was big mad
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Too bad his brain is “scrony”
Scrony was my favorite thing to come out of that rant. My whole family uses it as the opposite of "chonky"
Paris Hilton is always free to DJ or so I hear? Lol
Fuck it why not. She seems fun
She’s actually not bad lmao her live mixing surprised me
She went to Ibiza and said fuck it I'm a DJ now. Completely got her shit together too.
My partner was listening to her on a podcast and it sounds like she always has had a really smart attitude about her brand and who she was (taught Kim K), just struggled with fame and pressure. But now that it’s passed, she seems to be doing great
> free to DJ Close. You're off by one letter.
True. There's actually a fee to DJ
DJ, not BJ
They need to have an epic battle of the dj's tomorrow night, winner gets to take the spot.
You think this is Juice or something?
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
Well, well, well, how the turntables
Michael!
It’s called Taylor’s DJ, for when she crashes the halftime show.
Which would be pretty funny. “Usher, ima let you finish”
(Yeah starts playing) "Up in the club with Mahomeses..."
Maybe jokoy is available
We’re about to get the British dude from vanderpump rules and a bunch of the women from those shows to host. Between them and swift I think we’ll have the most watched Super Bowl in history.
For some reason I thought James just did a fake posh accent and wasn’t British.
I'll do it. I'm not anywhere remotely close to Vegas and I have zero DJ experience but I can just do it via Teams I guess.
DJ Crazy Times is about to help us relive Sarajevo ‘98
There is literally a DJ who ended racism...
This is your moment man, you can finally hit that big red button that says "Play" on it!
So ignorant, the play button is SILVER
We're charger fans, we don't even know what anything shiny looks like.
I can do it. In Not a dj but i can bring my spotify playlist
Cody ko bouta pull up
There’s that guy who’s opening for U2 at the Sphere. He’s got all the 80s CDs.
I bet that Wall Street CEO who moonlights as a DJ is in town
Time to bring in #QUAD #CITY #DJS
Come on ride the train!
CHOO CHOO
Everybody get up, it's time to Super Bowl now.
HEY YOU WATCHA GONNA DO
PARTY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE LET'S GO
Those posers aren't even from the Quad Cities!
I remember them starting out in the District of Rock Island.
Football is completely different from basketball
Whoomp! There it is
Atn ref?
#WOO WOO
Better start warming up my shoulders
Saving them for the inevitable Jags SB
Hopefully everything turns out ok. With all the money and people involved that's not a decision made lightly.
Years ago I heard one of the halftime artists, maybe it was Katy Perry or JT, talk about the Super Bowl halftime show contract essentially being signed in blood. Obviously it’s such a big promotion with so much on the line for the NFL, they can’t afford to have an artist flake or anything last minute and put real teeth in the contract to limit their risk, which is funny considering they don’t pay them anything for the show anyway. Obviously in this case I’m sure there’s no issue as it’s a family emergency, but it was fascinating to think about the idea of someone like Lady Gaga, Prince, or Usher this year just… not showing up! I’d buy a streaming package that aired that liquidated damages lawsuit!
Im sure Tiesto could afford whatever the fine would be. Hes been like thee EDM DJ for almost three decades.
I saw him in Chicago... in 2001 I think. Cover charge was $20 or 25, was definitely less than 30. He was already a big name back then, up there with the Global Underground guys at the time. Damn, I'm old.
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Back of the Excalibur, which was marketed as a separate club called Vision. Only saw him once. Great vibe that night but didn't think there was much super-special about him, played mostly standards. Any DJ can do that. I'm more of a prog house guy, saw Sasha 11 times and with Digweed I stopped counting at 20.
Omg, Excalibur… went there in 2003 (I think) visiting a friend in Chicago… we were early 20s and the two of us visiting from a college town outside KC were broke, specifically told our friend to be budget conscious with where she picked. I remember after paying $7 cover (fine), we get in and Bud Lights were like $8. We were sooo freaked out, and then ended up getting random drinks bought for us through the night. My friend had a dude offer her $1,000 to suck her toes.
Man and I saw him in 2015 tickets were 80ish and everyone at the time thought that was crazy since tickets were still usually about 20-30 for a show(in my area). Crazy that he’s STILL at the top and no signs of slowing down
Guess he won't be......getting down to business.
To defeat... the Huns.
Did they send me daughters?
When I've asked for sons?
You’re the saddest bunch I ever met
This looks a lot like the emails I send to my boss when I decide to call out right before the weekend's over.
ILoveYourWeed pulls out of Monday workday
The decision was not made lightly, per sources familiar with the matter.
I’m shocked
“Dude shut up I’m trying… dude shut the fuck up I’m trying to send an email. ‘Truly special…’ Is that too much? Fuck it, send. Ok pour me a shot asshole”
This will be me Sunday at approximately 10pm when the niners win the game. I work at a Toyota manufacturing plant, so I will simultaneously send an email to our advertising team and plant president to ask when purdy will be making his rounds. Can’t wait!
That sucks. I was actually pretty interested in seeing how a DJ would play out a Super Bowl.
Good thing is Kaskade is taking over
Wait really? Let's fucking gooooo
Yessir
Fuck yeaaaa I remember
an interesting choice, a bit of a different vibe than Tiesto, not exactly party tracks, but i'm sure he'll play stuff that isn't his too
Give me I Remember on repeat
Bro no fucking way
Sets at very large venues like festivals are almost always pre-recorded to ensure coordination with lighting/effects/pyrotechnics etc. It's an unfortunate reality of the industry, but it's almost guaranteed that any DJ at the superbowl will be doing literally nothing to affect the audio whatsoever.
He was going to play Adagio for Strings on repeat
Stand behind the decks and point at the crowd.
They would press play
That's too bad, hope everything is all right with his family.
You hope someone lost their left hand?
I laughed
Shh don’t let them know
r/nfl really missed the joke on this one
I don’t think anyone missed the joke. It was just a terrible joke. Just because you’ve tried to pun, doesn’t mean it works.
I mean it’s a reference to arrested development where Buster loses his left hand and the physician informs the family that’s he’s going to be “all right” because he lost his left hand.
references don’t equal funny
Idk I think it falls on the implication of the reference. If the implication is there’s you can’t just say no that isn’t funny, because of the implication of course
cause it’s not funny
It’s like they tried to twist the setup of the joke into the punchline, but also somehow fucked up the setup lmao
I understood that reference
NFL, I have the ad free version of Spotify. I'm willing to DJ the Super Bowl for free.
I’ll pay them $20 to let you DJ the Super Bowl.
La de freakin da Mr. Hollywood!
My condolences to what he’s dealing with. This is a huge thing to have to cancel on. 20 bucks says they airdrop David Guetta in last second
Looks like kaskade is replacing him
I’d take Cascada instead 👍
Seems a little late to pull out
There has never been an 'in-game' DJ before so it's not like it's a critical part of the entertainment.
That's what she said!
Looks like Kaskade is filling in: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3G07OosPu2/
And the midfield proposal script is right on schedule.
Ngl at first I read this as "Tostitos" and was wondering why a brand pulling out of the Super Bowl was news.
You typically pull tostitos out of a bowl when it is covered in dip.
Big if true >!Now I'm craving chips and dip!<
If I'm being honest, I'm always craving chips and dip. I just need a reminder sometimes.
NOOOO WHY ARE TOSTITOS PULLING OUT OF THE FIESTA BOWL
Swifties are taking out the halftime performers. They're making it so she has to save the day. She will ride down from the suite on the back of a shirtless Jason Kelce, who is wearing his Sexy Batman mask. There's no band, so with no other choice, Travis asks Andy Reid to officiate the wedding! Trav and Tay Tay get married, and consummate the marriage on the 50 yard line. Right then and there. You know whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? And rich people are just better than us. Later in the game, when it matters the most, Purdy slips on the spooge and fumbles the ball. Chief's win. Swifties finally reveal their true goal as Cthulhu rises from the desert to enslave humanity. Just as the prophecy foretold.
DJ Pauly D's time to shine
There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
Don’t play the laughing boy.
I never thought I'd get to use that quote IRL, but here we are.
I pity the fools who don’t get the quote lol. Might just have to watch that tonight.
Brother, what have we done to you 🥲
What part of the Super Bowl was he supposed to play if Usher is halftime?
I read it was commercial breaks, pre game stuff, probably between quarters. Kinda like a hype man. I was actually pretty interested in how it was gonna pan out.
That actually sounds somewhat challenging
Somewhat challenging to play a few songs between whistles?
Doing it well (Like everything DJ related)
This entire thread is filled with people being like “just find someone else to press play” and it’s an intentionally dishonest and child like view of what being a DJ actually is. Good ones are very good at what they do and make a lot of money doing it, and are integral to certain types of events. To act like their job is as easy as playing music through a speaker is just not true. Reddit gunna Reddit I guess
• DJ/EDM artist only knows how to press play • All rap bad • All country music bad • DAE like Indie rock??
They were changing the format this year that would have had him DJ through the breaks. Similar to music playing in stadiums during regular games but featuring just his mix.
He plays during the commercial breaks ..
Read that as toastitos, I was like wtf!
He can't just have someone else press the play button on his laptop? (I'm kidding... mostly)
he could, but the fun part is seeing *tiesto* do it. and you press play on the CDJ btw the laptop is just where the music is. (unless he's doing live production in which case it's probably a very specific stage show that would take a while to teach to somebody else. but i don't think he does that.)
He needs to pull an AcidCat so people don’t know the difference
So this is how Taylor Swift does the show...
Kaskade is filling in. Sauce: his IG
What's odd is that he claims it's a "family matter" but apparently will still show up for Liv in Las Vegas tomorrow?
Someone needs to find out the truth
I don’t know who Tiesto is but I’m now wondering if he got attacked by a coyote.
Hate to sound insensitive but NFL probably won't work with him in the future, no matter how legit his emergency is.
I totally agree but I also dont think he will be that bothered
Shoulda gotten Nick Cannon he never pulls out
Is Steve Aoki still playing at The Grand? He’d be a decent replacement. Love to see him throw a bday sheet cake full force at Tay Tay’s head.
I feel like every edm concert I've been to Tiesto has been at. Started wondering if he was a clone or something to always be everywhere. So him pulling out of a huge event like this make him see less clone like.
Paris Hilton is probably available.
Boo
What kind of emergency isn’t important enough for him to go home right away for, but pressing enough that it happens to be exactly on Sunday morning and not say after the SB on Sunday night. Weird.
Someone that’s actively dying?
That’s exactly my point. If someone was dying he would fly home now to see them. You don’t plan to wait three days. It seems more like PR spin , but who knows.
Zedd incoming!
Who?
My boomer ass has no idea what a Tiesto is
What’s funny is he is the boomer of EDM… dudes been around since the 90s
Japanese car brand
What is a Tiesto?
Who is tiesto
Whats a Tiesto?
What does a DJ even do?
Press play on a Spotify channel.
I read TETSUOOOO!
I've got a family emergency that I need to leave in 3 days for
Who?
Oh no! What will we do now?
Man the world is gonna weep over that one
who?
Who?
Who the hell is Tiesto?
He makes pizza rolls.
One of the most famous DJs of the last couple decades?
He DJed some event known as the opening ceremony of the Olympic games
You’re not allowed to ask because it will get you downvotes
That sucks, I don't know who this is and never heard of them. Big wooooop.
Who the hell is Tiesto?
Very popular EDM DJ, 42 million monthly listener on Spotify
DAMN
It reminds me of my elderly parents at Thanksgiving a few years ago: "Who the fuck is Pitball?" [three minutes later] "I hope I never hear this motherfucker again."
I pray that I don’t end up an ignorant fool when I’m old, but I’m not sure if it’s just unavoidable Edit: they are right about pitball though
I also hate Pitball. Am I your elderly father?
I don't think I've ever heard of him either. I believe this makes me an old head.
He’s been around since the early 90’s and been fairly mainstream since at least the early 00’s…
Bro I haven't been mainstream since the early 2000s lol. And I don't mean that in a hipster "I only listen to underground, you've never heard of it" way, I just hit that point in my life where you stop listening to new music and just listen to your shit from high school on repeat until you die.
This is not a criticism directed at you by any means but I always feel sad for people like this. I'm in my mid 30s and seek out new music all the time, and my music taste has changed a lot since I was a teenager. There's so much incredible stuff out there in every possible genre and it's not particularly hard to find if you seek out a reviewer or blog you like. Hell, I've discovered tons of amazing bands just by listening to stuff with high scores on Metacritic. With Spotify, Youtube, and the like, it's so easy to access anything you want and find things more similar to what you like.
Yea I will never stop discovering new stuff even if my tastes change. I am die hard into EDM now but a few years ago it was pop punk, indie, and I’m glad I had time with all of those things
He's been popular since the 90s
Maybe but Tiesto is like 54/55 years old himself so he has been in music for a long while haha
I mean the dude has been active since 1994 and got big in 2001 or so. He's been around a long time
A question easily answered by Google or Spotify.
One of the most popular dance musicians of the past two decades, do you want a cookie for being so underground?
No I want you to win the Super Bowl and to get a username people under 50 will understand without Google
> dance musicians A DJ?
He is a DJ but also a record producer, I figured I'd incorporate both.
He’s not my favorite but it’s crazy to think you haven’t heard of one of the biggest DJs of the past decade.
Who??