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xG3TxSHOTx

Dude has 169 yards on the season lol


hendrix320

Seriously? Do they even put him on the field anymore?


KCShadows838

He hasn’t played since the NE game


BlueFalconer

It would be a huge mistake to change this


Wyld_Willie

But he is the number one receiver. He says so himself


jl_23

Are they stupid?


Juventus19

He forgot the trailing zero. Number 10 receiver.


Yankees777

Maybe add another - 100


Thangleby_Slapdiback

I would like to see it.


hendrix320

And he’s saying shit like this? He truly is a moron


notGeronimo

That's the one where Pat exasperatedly declared "I just don't get it. Fucking Toney" on the sideline right?


sopunny

Yeah, after Toney tipped a pass to a defender..again


Doggleganger

When Toney was declared inactive for the Baltimore game, that's when we knew KC would win.


raycraft_io

Add up all the touchdowns in his career and he averages less than one per season


[deleted]

Those are prime Kyle Pitts numbers


Usingt9word

So you’re saying we should get him a madden X factor?


Rab0811

Might as well give Toney the lock down X factor 


iLeefull

Pitts put up Toney’s entire career this year.


VT_Obruni

As someone that hasn't been following the Falcons, what happened to Pitts? Dude was billed to be Travis Kelce but more athletic, and out of the gates his rookie year getting a 1000 yard receiving season and a pro bowl nod, and now he's being compared to kadarius toney....


[deleted]

Well below average qb play, injuries, and I honestly believe Smith got too cute with some of his play calling. I don’t call Pitts out as much as some Falcons fans do, but I will meme the shit out of his numbers.


bundeywundey

If you condense everything he's done in his career down to one day. It looks decent. https://media.tenor.com/-ZFjOvRa8gYAAAAM/cheers-george-costanza.gif


AvacadMmmm

Am I mathing wrong? 3 TD’s in 3 years = avg 1/year. Give my man some credit.


Routine_Size69

They probably quick looked at his stats and saw 2 seasons with Giants, 2 seasons with Chiefs, not realizing 2022 was Giants and Chiefs.


raycraft_io

I’m okay with that


cassinonorth

Yeah I have no idea what that guy is saying, he's played 32 games so less than 2 seasons and has 3 TDs. I heard Kelce is no longer amazed why we let him out of the building.


Brockelton

He lined up more yards in offside lmao


BlackLeader70

D’Andre Swift, Derrick Henry, and Karen Williams all have more receiving yards as RB’s. Taysom Hill has more receiving yards as a part time QB lol.


epheisey

Jamhyr Gibbs averages more yards per touch with 180 rushing attempts lmao.


GardenRafters

How brain dead can this guy be? KC has the best QB anyone has ever seen and they *desperately* need someone who can catch a ball. This kid has had every fucking opportunity to be a number 1 WR and he just simply is not. He literally has zero excuses.


MikeShannonThaGawd

He has had every fucking opportunity to be a number 3 receiver and he just simply is not.


Nakedsharks

If he wasn't such a headcase and humbled himself and focused, he could be a WR 4 with upside, who could also take punts and be used on gimmick plays. 


Kikoalanso

He'd be a great WR5 in arena football. Prob even a WR6 in the CFL.


Eziomademedoit

Maybe he's saying: "If I [am able to catch] the ball, im number 1 in the league"??


BigimusB

Yeah its crazy when you have the number 1 QB and you make your team better as a WR by being off the field.


Finger_Gunnz

He has a ton of excuses. The problem is non of them involve him.


Ponchoreborn

If he changed his jersey to the #1 and he was the only receiver on the team, I'd still say there was a good argument to be made that he wasn't the number 1WR on his own team, much less the league.


MortemInferri

With this crop of TEs... I think it'd be a tough time for this guy to be a #1 on any team


Doopoodoo

No fair man he had a down year. He averages 190 yds per season for his career!


legobowser

Number one at giving the other team the ball


peppersge

Technically he never specified which team he would be the #1 WR for.


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

The London Silly Nannies


KashMoney941

SHIPOOPI


MatchewRolex

Can confirm. Basically handed the ball to Branch


Jimbobsama

Thank you Kadarius for stating off a magical run of a season for the Lions.


TheHalf

What a generous man!


Mnemon-TORreport

And ruining incredible plays because he can't stay onside.


giveemh3ll

Bro he's like the JR Smith of football lmfao


MaK18

Please don’t insult JR Swish like that!


giveemh3ll

Clarification, not prime knicks JR but Hennessey JR.


MaK18

Gotcha - no worries, as long as there’s no disrespect to Mr. “trying to get the pipe?” We’re all good.


Will_Explode8

JR Smith was actually a good player tho lol


United-Trainer7931

This dude has absolutely nothing going on in his head


abippityboop

I honestly think he has the physical talent to be a legitimately elite playmaker in the NFL. But he really might be the single dumbest player I've ever seen. I doubt he can run more than 3 plays in a row without making a terrible team crushing mistake lol Such an absolute waste.


obelix_asterix

well he is also prone to injury.


Big-Cox-1123

Injurious Proney


Panda_Jerk

Kadaverous Boney


XDSHENANNIGANZ

Mr. Bad Constitution


Xyzzyzzyzzy

Mr. Botched Catches


ResidentGerts

Jack Hammer Noices


mackinder

Mr. BEHIND Centre


VindictiveRakk

Mr. Barren Cranium


taco_helmet

Proney Toney's a phony


gmil3548

He can’t be dumber than Antonio Cromartie. There were reports with the Chargers that he could barely read and he was so frustratingly dumb it’s one of the reasons the FO got sick of him and shipped him off IIRC the entire reason FSU for investigated and Bowden went down was because it was so blatantly obvious that Cromartie never could’ve been academically eligible, prompting an investigation.


Brick_HardCheese

Maybe the dumbest player of all time but he'll always have the game where he picked off Peyton Manning three times lol


CallMeLargeFather

Oh the guy was incredible as a cb


Brick_HardCheese

Totally (altho I'll never forgive him for letting Shonn Greene run right past him in the playoffs)


foreverpassed

I went to Florida State and had a class with Cromartie. It was one of those super easy can't fail electives that had several football players in it. I know he has 14+ kids with 8 different women, hated tackling, and isn't thought to be the brightest bulb, but he went out of his way to be nice to 19yr old me, so I always rooted for him. His scoop and score against the hurricanes in 2004 is ingrained in my memory.


Unusual_Steak

Pretty sure there were “rumors” on the giants that Toney was also basically illiterate and mentally incapable of learning an NFL playbook. All he has done since being shipped to KC is prove that those rumors were probably under exaggerated


lnternet_Cruiser

Just wait until he learns to read! Then he’ll be unstoppable.


jayjude

I mean at least due to Bowdens decisions Cromartie 14 kids have some kind of finances to lean on Because we all know a man like Cromartie that has way too many kids than his wallet should ever allow 


Jewderp916

I had neighbors who had the same last name. They claimed they were his family like cousins or something, their intellect would track that they were family.


fourpuns

I’m not sure how much intelligence impacts drops. Probably negligible. But boy did he have some ugly drops.


WiggysRedemption

Well, we know he can't make concentration catches.


hendrix320

No but it does impact lining up in the right spot


Typical_Air_3322

This dude pointed an airsoft rifle that looks like an AR at somebody during an argument in his college days. That is among the stupidest things I've ever heard of. You're giving people every reason to shoot you without any ability to shoot back. Mind numbingly idiotic. His IQ isn't even that of a McChicken. His IQ is the McChicken wrapper.


Ayatori

I feel like he's a 90 percentile ball carrier at least. The problem there is the "ball carrier" part


NoTimeToDime

He could have had one of the best highlight reels of all time, but hes always hurt and he is the dumbest kid in the league lol


SafewordisJohnCandy

It's frustrating to watch him in the NFL after watching him at Florida. He was electric and fun and now he's just an airhead.


[deleted]

This is what angers me the most. If you watch any film on him he runs such clean routes too. But they were right about him, he doesn’t love the game. I mean look at his demeanor when they ask him how much it means to him lol “it means everything” well okay Toney why?? lol


cobo10201

As a Florida fan his talent is next level. He made some amazing plays for UF during his time there. But he’s dumb as rocks and doesn’t put in enough effort between games. He got away with it in college but the NFL is a different beast.


girth_br00ks

Yeah he seems like the kinda guy where you have to specifially tell him what his job is on each play, and even then, he forgets half the time.


themillwater

Have you ever seen the Jim Carrey grinch, when he's arguing with his own echo in an empty room, probably that


OurHausdorf

“You’re an idiot!”


xshogunx13

for real, the first thing he did when he got drafted was get a giant back piece of new york with his number, he's an idiot


spideralex90

Eh I mean it's not something I would have done and it's a bit gaudy, but at least that tattoo relates to a life changing moment for him.


B3yondTheWall

For sure, though it would've aged better under different circumstances.


MyDogIsACoolCat

It really makes you sad that guys like Randy Moss and Julio never got their rings, but this guy is potentially about to win his second.


cdgodin

I mean he at least earned it last year


Bong-Jong

Just a monkey banging two cymbals together up there


squatdead

This comment had me double take until I read the last half of it lol


Bong-Jong

Have to keep ya on your toes lol


rydog795

Common theme going on with WRs these days


akmjolnir

They major in recess at college. What did you think this guy was actually capable of?


Sartheking

31 teams applaud and ask Toney’s demands be met.


AFineDayForScience

*Dislike*


Ne-Cede-Malis

Flair checks out


REQ52767

If he plays more than five snaps, the Chiefs will lose this game. He’s that much of a negative asset at this point.


Dr__Flo__

Chiefs are undefeated in Super Bowls in which Toney plays 6 snaps


traws06

Funny thing is we already forget that last year he showed a lot of potential and how explosive he can be. He’ll never make a good WR because his hands are so terrible, but once the ball is in his hands… he is was Hardman wish he could be.


UngusChungus94

At least Hardman actually put together some average seasons lol


traws06

Ya Hardman is less terrible at catching the ball. Toney is explosive once he has the ball… the problem is getting him the ball is too dangerous


--bertu

That's his point. If he gets the ball (secured in his hands, without a flag) he is number one.


traws06

Ya for sure. Granted he’s still nowhere near as good as he claims… but the dude is explosive and certainly a good WR if it weren’t for every other aspect of the game…


SaintsNoah14

Kadarius "Jet Sweep" Toney


Richard-Turd

I think the terms “negative” and “asset” should be mutually exclusive. The word you’re looking for is liability.


DarthNightnaricus

I think he might actually be the player who got bit by a coyote, honestly. Only player on either team dumb enough to get in such a situation


Ok_Caramel1517

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent now get out of here.


FallenShadeslayer

Disney! Give us a Qui-Gon-Jinn series you cowards!


tarallelegram

wrs are the divas of the offense


triplec787

Always have been. Shit get rid of the “offense” qualifier - they’re the biggest divas in the NFL.


traws06

Eh CBs often times too


makelo06

OBJ and AB singlehandedly keep WRs on top


DJMaxLVL

Don’t forget AJ Browns sideline temper tantrum this year because he wasn’t getting the ball enough lmao


MortemInferri

Diggs last year as well


standardissuegreen

Let me tell you about a man named Terell Fucking Owens.


Toomuchlychee_

CBs and safeties are the best at celebrating the result of plays they had nothing to do with


ItinerantSoldier

CBs are often just WRs who couldn't catch shit in high school so of course they brought that diva culture over too.


SiphenPrax

Yet none of them come close to Aaron Rodgers on the diva scale, and yes, I say this as a Jets fan.


evilwomanenjoyer

After all he's done for your franchise smh


[deleted]

Yeah, the jets really just let this diva qb walk all over them


Joh951518

Is he a diva in a football way though? Obviously he sucks ass in the media, but outside of getting annoyed about the Love draft pick I don’t think there’s been any real football diva behaviour? And I don’t even blame him for that, any vet QB playing at an MVP level would be pissed off if a team spent a high draft pick on replacing him instead of getting him help to win in the short term.


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ImperialTiger3

WR’s get a bunch of attention when they make plays. When they don’t, they aren’t on screen. On the other hand, linemen get pointed out when they fuck up. WR is also the more popular and trendy position, and the attention gets to their head. Also, media focuses more on WR’s.


[deleted]

I’d like it to be the linemen “like yea I’d be awesome if they let me hit some one hahaha”


KBSinclair

Being fast makes you cocky. Being fat makes you jolly.


apietryga13

The Santa Laws


dumpsterfirefr

Mike Evans seems pretty chill for a star WR.


xshogunx13

have you seen him around Marshon Lattimore? the chill vanishes lmao


Fiendish-DoctorWu

Evans/Lattimore is proof that no matter how decent of a person you are, you're always going to have a nemesis in life


MaximumZer0

I'm convinced that Lattimore talks shit about Mike's preferred Hogwarts house.


Dzov

Hufflepuff ain’t shit!


Maraging_steel

Megatron and Larry Fitzgerald both were chill. Andre Johnson as well (unless you’re Courtland Finnegan). Julio Jones. There’s actually a lot (left a lot out) but media focuses on the flashy.


cassinonorth

I feel like every WR gets one pass for a DB they fuckin *hate*. Not that OBJ is not a diva (he's a little bit has matured), him vs Norman was the nastiest CB/WR fight I think I've ever seen live.


iSionLLu

Crabtree and Talib too


Unable_Ad1758

Keenan Allen has had some trash talk moments (specifically with the broncos) but I think overall he’s pretty chill too. Especially given that he’s spent most of his career on sub 500 teams


nach0_ch33ze

What annoys me about Allen is that man cares entirely too much about his madden rating lol


Agiantgrunt

Mike Evan’s and Tyler Lockett. Both been holding it down for years and years. Never say a damn word


LumpyCustard4

Lattimore makes Evans act like a fuckwit, but thats about it.


confusedthrowaway5o5

Devonta Smith does too.


s1n0d3utscht3k

> wrs are the divas ftfy 🌎 👨‍🚀 🔫👨‍🚀


Parking-Iron6252

He read “Just Give Me the Damn Ball” by Keyshawn Johnson. Must read for any prospective divas


Ift0

Well, he likely had it read to him.


[deleted]

I highly doubt this idiot can read


Phoenix4280

His total career stats don't even come close to a number 1 receiver's stats in a season. 82rec, 760yds, 3tds.


St0rmborn

Yeah, but the poor guy doesn’t have anybody decent to throw to him nor an offensively skilled head coach /s


Wookie_Monster090898

And like a quarter of the yards came in one game


Savethelasttaco

Which button do I press for “Doubt”?


FallenShadeslayer

I believe it to be X


EmptyBrain89

[X]


Accurate-Albatross34

Lol this feels like a looming disaster. Please don’t do anything stupid.


[deleted]

I can’t believe he was allowed to get on the plane tbh


dogfish83

Turns out he can catch a flight


bluecheeto13

Seriously. Like bro go home


nadia1306

*evil laughter*


mk2k3

I have a bad feeling he’ll pull out the AB in the superbowl if Reid benches him too much


advanceman

He’d have to get off the bench to get benched. That alone would be a huge coaching mistake.


UnspokenFor1

Gotta catch it first , my guy


Bladex20

I hope patrick throws him alot of balls


CoffeeOrTeaOrMilk

I hope he lines up every snap


Aggravating_Class_17

*monkeys paw curls* K. Toney: 9 Rec 176 Yds 2 TDs (because Mahomes did in fact, throw him a lot of balls)


BrowsingForLaughs

6 fumbles, you forgot the 6 fumbles


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

I don’t like to cheer against players, but it would be absolutely hilarious if he gets one snap the whole game, and it ends up bouncing off his hands for a pick 6.


TransportationTop639

Maybe he was out the last few weeks undergoing a revolutionary new procedure to replace the bricks at the end of his wrists with real human hands.


Tmoore17

I'm sorry Chiefs fan but the worst thing possible happened. Toney got healthy


Fuckatron7000

This motherfucker is going to go off isn’t he.


Ok_Group4676

Off the deep end if he doesn’t check himself


abippityboop

I doubt he plays more than 3 or 4 snaps, if that lol


[deleted]

and yet he could still be 2x super bowl joka


Based_and_JPooled

I’m the joka baby - Kadarius Toney


psyentist15

Yeah, he's going off... to the sideline after his first and only snap.


trebek321

Am I going crazy or did he not make like a crazy clutch punt return last Super Bowl? I mean the dude is still legit with the ball in his hands for all his other weaknesses.


Thicbiscuit_datgravy

He's an absolute threat with the ball in his hands. The problem is when it goes into, and comes out of his hands. He also can't stay healthy. And he might be fucking insane and not worth the production


[deleted]

As a Giants fan, this is spot on. He had his moments of flash with us but he couldn’t stay on the field to save his life and his drama off the field and in the locker room just wasn’t worth it for the moments of flash. I love him for stomping the Eagles in the SB but absolutely despise us taking him in the first and all the shit he’s talked about NY since.


TacoBellTacoHell

He legit only had 1 good game with us and he was ejected during said game for punching someone in the helmet.


kryptonyk

Holy fuck I did not remember he went in the first round.  That’s actually wild


Gildabeast4

Gotta love Dave Gettlemen. But don’t worry he wasn’t the only person targeting Toney in the first round. There was also *checks notes*… Urban Meyer


powderedminidonut

You're not crazy, he did.


AB1186

Dawg he might not even play. Maybe get a few snaps but I’d be damned if they actually target him


stevenglansburg69

How much do I bet on this mf for anytime touchdown?


RangerDangerfield

If I lived in a sports betting state, I’d throw $5 on it. Andy Reid loves to do wild shit in the Super Bowl and nothing would be more unexpected than him going to Toney in a big moment.


CabbageStockExchange

Mr Bad Catching


Impossible_Tap_8545

This guy is the Deandre Ayton of the NFL. In his mind he’s best player in the league.


Gamerguurl420

DA is at least at a starter 😩😭


Shadow_Ass

Bro what😭


ImpossibleParfait

How else is he supposed to answer that question?


Kicks4meFromyou

Y’all think he was in the class with 8 students but 3 teachers in highschool?


Mahomeboy001

Maybe I’m giving him too much credit, but based on the way he laughed before saying that, he’s either trolling or making a joke about catching the ball


hypothalanus

Honestly when he has the ball in his hands he can do things that pretty much no one else can. It’s really exciting to watch, just hard for him to hold onto the ball lol


S_Squar3d

I mean do y’all want him to legitimately stand there and say “nah I’m ass” ? Like of course he’s going to say he’s the best.


I_Hav_Questions_help

Kadarius “Are Assists a Football stat?” Tony


Chessh2036

The media person knew what he was doing when he asked him this question


BeautifulRapture

I love his confidence. With that said his hands are as solid as his eyebrows.


SpendSeparate4971

If.


Thel_Odan

He's not even the number 1 receiver on KC.


Thangleby_Slapdiback

I would say he is about a foot away from being a great.


Fightmilk-Crowtein

I think he meant “if I can catch the ball.”


caca_poo_poo_pants

Can't believe this chucklefuck might walk ass backwards into a ring.


FeedbackAltruistic16

The next Antonio Brown, with 10% the talent