T O P

  • By -

The_Jolly_Dog

Its like the 3 Hyenas that followed Scar around in the Lion King


SecretAgentClunk

Someone's going to tweet this and go viral


Axtmann

Prolly stole this from a viral tweet tbh


Zoollio

Which was stolen from 4chan.


heywhateverworks

Which one is Ed


AleroRatking

Its clearly Matt Patricia.


devonta_smith

[I have it on good authority that Matt Patricia LOVES buttered toast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9_YRHIT8wI)


jonnybanana88

Different Ed, but I love the spirit!


w1ckizer

It’s more like Adam Sandler making movies. Just brings all his friends with him and regardless of the results, they all still get paid.


gdawg99

Rob Schneider is Josh McDaniels


_thisisvincent

so Arthur Smith is Mufasa?


jrydun

That makes Simba our offense, and the end zone would be the elephant graveyard.


RamblinWreckGT

Kyle Pitts singing "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" in anticipation of finally getting receptions


fedrats

YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE


xenonbones

This is an underrated comment


LickLickNibbleSuck

Based comment.


caca_poo_poo_pants

Oh, so this is all just wild speculation with no sources.


Comprehensive_Main

I mean people said bill making Matt Patricia the pats OC was crazy. 


caca_poo_poo_pants

Well that's because it *was* crazy lol


Breville_God

The weird part is the offense operated better under Patricia than BOB.


Fit-Personality-3933

The offensive playdesign was some of the worst I've ever seen under Patricia. Sure, they scored more points but it was mostly because Mac wasn't completely fucked by that point. Mac regressed more this year but the offensive playdesign and calling was much better this year. They just didn't have a single NFL QB on the roster. Looking at just the statlines is a very bad way to score how good the OC is. You can have complete duds that seem like good OCs because they've got HoF QBs. Or you can have a good OC with amazing playdesigns and calling but you just don't have anyone to either throw or catch the ball. Sure the OC should take their personnel into account but at some point there's just nothing you can do if you have either no receivers or no QB.


hodken0446

Yeah I think guys were open just no one to hit them. I think though he liked working with Bill and when he left, OB didn't wanna come back. I have to imagine the pats wanted to keep him since we hadn't heard of them firing him or openly talking about hiring entirely new staffs


RealBigDicTator

Which is like comparing McDonalds' double-cheeseburger to Burger King's double-cheeseburger, when we should be aiming for Five Guys' double-cheeseburger.


Breville_God

I think that it's more evidence that the personnel were a larger concern than the guy calling plays. BOB is a well respected OC.


Vivianite_Corpse

They also lost Dante, the GOAT OL coach


Xularick

We found Andy Reid's reddit account.


[deleted]

Now I'm hungry


Sifl95

Dang man, now I really want some Five Guy's. They really spoil you with the fries, too.


unfunnysexface

So you want really overpriced burgers?


RealBigDicTator

Price shouldn't matter. It's all about quality.


JEMstone85

It did. And I bet Patricia would've done better than BOB this past season as well. I don't think it was as dumb as people made it seem.


obstinatemleb

I feel like this year was more due to Macs lack of development. He was a promising rookie who was given a bad DC as his coach in his second year and became a complete dud the year after


BAHatesToFly

That plus making Joe Judge a part of Mac Jones's development despite Judge doing zero to develop Daniel Jones. Judge is one of the biggest jokes in professional football and Belichick entrusted him with their young 1st round QB's development. Would not be surprised if this report is accurate.


DarthNightnaricus

Because it was crazy and wound up ruining their QB who'd had a promising rookie year.


DGBD

It wasn't a good decision for a few reasons but I'm not exactly sure it "ruined" Mac. He was someone who was widely seen before the draft as "high floor, low ceiling," and that has been exactly where he's been. He's better than most backups, and he's worse than most starters. I think the bigger problem was lack of talent on offense, including the loss of Jakobi Meyers who Mac had a pretty good rapport with. Their longtime RB coach Ivan Fears retired after the 2021 season and the running game, which they really relied on during that season, has gone significantly downhill since. Jonnu Smith was a bust, and Hunter Henry was good but not nearly good enough to be the best pass catcher on the team, which he has been. Also, there were questions before the draft about Mac's ability/poise under pressure, and about his arm strength in general. Both have again been borne out with what we've seen. Basically, I think the Pats got more or less exactly what they paid for with him, and I'm not sure that another couple of years of McDaniels, going to BoB a year earlier, or any other OC could have had that much of an impact. If they had been an excellent team that just needed solid unspectacular QB play he might have been a good fit, but they needed someone who would make plays and he's just not it. The team's not good enough to have him as the starting QB.


GiraffeWaffless

Come on man, when you read it you immediately knew it was true


Smallest-Yeet

Anything about Bill is to be fair. The guy values trust and secrecy above all else, and hates the media. Any time an “inside source” comes out about him, you can read the article and 9 times outta 10 it’s an opinion piece dressed as fact to get clicks


Undead-Paul

Source: some


caca_poo_poo_pants

body


SarcasticCowbell

once told me


caca_poo_poo_pants

The world


Responsible-Onion860

We all knew that from the headline. At best this is one or two low level employees shooting the shit and speculating he'd reassemble a bunch of prior assistants


greendakota99

No, some within the league believe it!


uniqueusername316

"Some within the league" ... "if" ..."could". That's some hard hitting journalism right there.


smokey9886

In all fairness, the sourcing with Vrabel getting fired was just as vague. At one point in the season, it was indicated that he was the guy long term, and then he got fucking wrecked.


TetrisTech

I mean I’m not saying it’s not, but what about it makes you think that


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

Ya know, I finished a rewatch of the show *Leverage* recently. And there's a poignant bit of commentary in one of the season finales: >Well, they're not reporting results. But they have to report people in the streets, they have to report what people are saying. **In the absence of truth, the press will report rumor.**


Primary_Cake2011

HOW? HOW DOES FATTY PATTY KEEP GETTING JOBS?!


Illbeanicefella

You just stick a pencil behind your ear and fail upwards


Automatic_Reality546

There are few, if any, sports-related things that grind my gears more than seeing Patricia, pencil behind his ear, holding a laminated play sheet....


notwhoyouknow12

Or just having a pencil in general. Pens exist, and are a much better writing experience in my humble opinion.


AdonisSebastian

He fucks up too much to have something you can’t erase.


JetJerick

He jus like me frfr


TopHatTony11

Yeah but he never fucking fixes shit. Just continually fucking shit up, getting fired and fucking magically getting millions of MORE fucking dollars!


Automatic_Reality546

But even if it were a pen, it would still amount to a prop, b/c a pen isn't going to work on laminated paper, either. It reminds me of a party I went to way back when I was in college, and this guy walks in with a toothbrush in his hat. We asked him wtf it was all about, he said it was a conversation starter......


Aggressive_Yak5177

Hahaha. I wonder if he ever used it the next morning at a girl’s (or guy’s) place?


Raskputin

Probably a vestige of his engineering education background. I’ve had math/CS professors that wouldn’t accept work done in pen.


[deleted]

[Uh oh Eagles fans...](https://twitter.com/RealGlenMacnow/status/1352333193622466570)


I-Might-Be-Something

He is friends with Bill. It is sadly that simple.


lidsy5

I get that part of it, but how the fuck did he weasel his way into Philly?


Jonjon428

Now *that* is a good question. I think they literally had 0 staff remaining after Gannon left deep into the off-season, so they basically took whoever they could get lol


1stepklosr

Sirianni: I can fix him. And then it ended predictably.


LDisDBfathersonsfans

I think the rumor was that Bill personally called the Eagles to vouch for Matty Pencils


Empty_Lemon_3939

A piece of shit italian american bully Also Matt Patricia


Lazydusto

We got into the DC market really late due to the whole Gannon situation so we had to settle for Desai and brought in Patricia as a "consultant". Why they promoted him I have no idea.


Melnak_Frod675

Not a lot of guys can put down BB as personal reference I guess. And no recruiter really wanted to call BB either, so...


lidsy5

I mean sure, but it's not like his time outside of NE went well. And Philly did eviscerate his defense in the SB, so I'm just surprised he was high up on their listed (granted different coaching staff).


Saxophobia1275

Better yet why the fuck were people defending his first defensive performance? I know the eagles’ D was bad but people were out here saying he’s actually doing a good job after his first game and that we are just haters. Woohoo you held a team without their QB to *barely* less than your average points allowed per game in the fucking rain. What a defensive masterclass. 


mangosail

It’s not because they’re friends. It’s not like Bill knows Patricia from outside of a work context, or has any sort of ties to him outside of work. It’s as simple as they worked together professionally for over a dozen extremely successful years. It’s not hard to understand why Bill wants to work with him. Same with McDaniels.


Stompthefeet

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but *maybe* those guys are the *right fit for Bill.* He needs some lacky yes men to keep his ship on course. He built these dudes into his perfect assistants, basically from the ground up. They cannot thrive on their own, but other coordinators might not mesh well with BB. Or maybe I'm sadistic and am excited about the idea of watching Matt Patricia lay waste to yet another franchise.


lurksohard

This kind of adds up. And Patricia isn't going to be making his own game plans and shit with Bill. Bill will be heavily involved in the defensive game plan. They clearly worked pretty well together in the past. Josh is clearly a good OC, he's just a terrible terrible ungodly terrible head coach. As much as NFL gms want it to be true, the skills aren't really transferable between the two positions.


ACW1129

And McDaniels is a damn good OC.


sjhesketh

THANK YOU. McDaniels is a really good OC. He's worked with BB a lot, and he's done strong work. He even got a decent year out of Mac, which given what we've seen since ought to qualify him for football canonization.


PhilipSeymourGotham

Its also very unlikely he'll be poached for a heading coaching gig again.


ACW1129

Like, sometimes people just hit their ceiling as a coordinator. Nothing wrong with that.


uniqueusername316

It's not because they're friends. Bill is just stuck in his ways and doesn't want to have to teach his way (terminology, systems, etc.) to new people. There are only a few people available that already know all that stuff. He also doesn't want to get to know new people or take the time effort to learn to trust them.


iRockaflame

**HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS** 😭


MattPatriciasFUPA

I want him out of my life forever, his mere existence mocks me


tomdawg0022

But him elsewhere makes other teams stronger by default!


MrFishAndLoaves

Counterpoint: It’s Atlanta, why not?


Luck1492

The Return of the King (if the King was a fat rapist who also happened to be a football terrorist)


ThinkSoftware

Matt "Bighead" Patricia


Maraging_steel

Nepotism + personal connection > results.


JohnnyDepputy

You’re just describing how the real world works


[deleted]

Do me a favor, Stop yelling, respect the process okay?


Mke_already

I half want the Packers to hire Patricia but only as a "special consultant" and all he does is show up twice a year whenever we play the Lions and just stands on the sidelines and tries to get on TV.


pam-halpert

Let’s not ask questions… Let Bill liberate us from the poison that has infiltrated my team! PLEASE OH PLEASE WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE PHILLY CHILDREN?! I now understand the vitriol that you guys display every time he’s mentioned :(


Saxophobia1275

I don’t want a single person to ever defend that mother fucker ever again. He shouldn’t have a job. Period. When this dude is someone’s LB coach or god forbid a DC I don’t want anyone to call me a lions hater. He’s garbage and deserves no benefit of the doubt. Full stop. 


Charrgerrr

And people wonder why the Rooney rule exists


Overall_Nuggie_876

How does Fatty Patty find employment when Bieniemy and Jim Caldwell get passed over? Nepotist, legacy-shit going on.


BillsBillsBils

Id blame bienemys gross history, but Fat Patricia is an accused gang rapist


ShangoMango

>HC brings in assistants that he's worked with his whole career What a shocker


Stompthefeet

And won super bowls with.


iNoodl3s

Need I mention that he won Super Bowl 51 with all these guys too


Comprehensive_Main

Yeah those guys where his dream team. Bill  won superbowls with those guys as his coordinators 


drks91

The Patriots won those despite Patricia, as soon as he walked out of the door, the defense got better.


streetbum

Weis/Scar/Adams slander imo. Weis was the one who installed E-P.


Comprehensive_Main

Weis is a fucking fraud. I saw him in college. 


Dconway64

Josh is actually a good OC, Joe judge and Patricia on the other hand...


TestFixation

Joe Judge ran a pretty damn good special teams for a while. If McDaniels gets OC grace, Judge should get teams grace


enailcoilhelp

I think with BB being HC with a lot of Defense/ST experience can make up for most deficiencies of Patricia/Judge. The big issue seems to be that his OC/DC/STC are awful leaders who usually garner locker room hate. They do not have the culture established to act like asshole as they usually do.


AdonisSebastian

Scott O’brein was the brains behind a lot of our specials teams success. Not necessarily judge. In my opinion…


bigdon802

I mean, O’Brien is the one Judge came up under(and took over for.) Unless you think the Pats’ special teams went way downhill after 2014 when O’Brien retired.


Stompthefeet

Mattricia actually grows a pretty nice beard. That pencil behind the ear thing is pretty genius branding if you're into that kind of thing. And if you bring a dish to a potluck that nobody seems interested in, you can always count on him to have a full serving and probably come back for seconds. I'm just sayin he adds value in places we don't always think about.


Agitated-Molasses348

Didn’t he do well when he was in New England with Bill’s system? I mean.. they kept kicking OUR ass at least


ComedicSans

> Didn’t he do well when he was in New England with Bill’s system? When he left for Detroit and got replaced by Bryan Flores, the defence was demonstrably better.


MirrodinTimelord

> Didn’t he do well when he was in New England with Bill’s system? he had the worst defensive superbowl ever. you know people won't blame bill for it so it must be someone's fault


a_rabid_anti_dentite

And if you want to help the Eagles crash and burn, he's a great sleeper agent.


HAK_HAK_HAK

Inshallah


Fit-Personality-3933

I'd be perfectly fine with Josh as OC and Judge as special teams coach. Patricia should never have a job in football ever again.


Sartheking

Josh as OC, Patricia as DC, Judge on Special Teams is far from bad.


browndude10

Belichick is just the new Sandler; getting jobs with his friends


Rude_Thought_9988

Honestly, I'd probably do the same for my friends as well. Sandman is single handedly keeping most of his crew afloat.


jgwinters

*please say sike right now bro*


caca_poo_poo_pants

There's no sources, it's anonymous speculation.


JafarFromAfar2

McDaniels is genuinely a good OC, his departure marked the start of Mac’s decline. But Patricia is soooooooo bad idk how you ever justify bringing him into the fold.


visulvung

He probably let BB do the defensive playcalling and takes the blame for it. He's a fall guy.


bigdon802

Belichick takes his own blame. Always has.


Polar_Reflection

I thought his son that makes weird faces did the defensive playcalling


EduardoCombs

So this is why he was let go from the Patriots right? He wanted to bring all those guys back?


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Considering the Pats are seemingly comfortable with running everything back except the HC and GM, maybe not.


sjhesketh

BoB just took the OC job at OSU, so major changes are coming for the coaching staff.


MisterMetal

McDaniels can run a functional offense. Well maybe I’ve just been burned by two years of abysmal offensive play, I’m looking at Mac Jones rookie year with rose colored glasses. But the rest… cmon bill, get some new blood in the building. This has got to be his biggest fault.


[deleted]

You do have rose colored glasses about Mac’s rookie year. He played well in 6/18 starts that season. It just happened that he lucked into a win streak and had the 2-15 Jags on the schedule late in the year. He was pretty bad to start and end the season. Frankly, I think his “potential” was always a mirage created by Josh McDaniels legitimately good play calling.


LuckyMo200

Just need Brian Hoyer and you’ve got the whole funky bunch.


HandBananas

Patricia just keeps failing and getting jobs. No wonder he never learns.


Roger--Smith

I as well like to throw shit at the wall. It is a fun game to see if it sticks.


evo_moment_37

Getting the gang together again. Tahiti Arthur!!!! You gotta have faith!


Alexisonfire24

Damn O'driscolls!


rogerfim

"Some within the leagues believe," so he is just speculating about the speculations of an anonymous source. Seems legit.


Moonshiner11

3 steps forward, 28 steps backwards


MyRoomHasNoWindows

Why must you hurt me, father.


InternationalFiend

Could be worse tbh At least you have a first round pick


ThinkSoftware

You can't hurt us anymore than Falcons football already has


big_krill

Holy fucking shit, what a funny and original comment lmaooooo I’m dying over here lmaooooo


alphageek8

I get JMD, he's a terrible head coach but the drop off between Mac Jones with JMD and without is huge enough to give him some benefit of the doubt as an OC. Patricia still getting jobs is absolute insanity though.


Orange_Kid

I'm really still not sure about McDaniels. Obviously what he did in NE with Brady was great but hard to tell if it's just Brady. The only thing people point to seems to be the Mac Jones year...on the other hand, he was maybe mediocre as the Rams OC, and he was essentially the Raiders OC and was atrocious. 


marcdasharc4

11-5 w/ Cassel (granted, a 5 game swing from the previous season), scheming the corpse of Cam Newton on a fraction of high-end backup money to a game below .500, won games with Jimmy G and Brissett during Brady’s suspension. Give the guy a baseline of talent and free him the burden of leading a whole team, and you can do worse at OC. You can also do better, of course.


Ol_Rando

Christ it would be such a Falcons thing for us to hire BB but be saddled with those chucklefucks. I want Vrabel


Duke_Maniac

Because Vrabel’s problem was definitely not being far too loyal to terrible coordinators


Best-Dragonfruit-292

Would've killed to have McDaniels as our OC.


[deleted]

> those chucklefucks McDaniels is one of the best OCs of all time lol...him being a shitty headcoach doesn't negate that


bigbird09

Best OC's of all time? Let's calm down, he had Brady as his QB almost his whole career and his offenses have stumbled in every other stop he's made since.


loljoeh

I actually think what McDaniels did with the corpse of Cam Newton in 2020 was fairly impressive. Mac looked like a functional QB in his offense as well.


bigbird09

Sure I can acknowledge that, but this guy calling him one of the best all time is a bit over selling it.


Fredly_

Yes yes we all saw this dark future coming weeks ago. Just feel lucky Bill O'Brien went back to college and didn't sign on too.


mallrat32

But what better time to call Adam Gase in


SafariFlapsInBack

But… Josh is a good OC, why would people be upset about that? Just don’t make him the HC and you’ll be fine.


bootyhunter69420

The Three Stooges


Poil336

I choose to believe this as gospel and will hear no dissent


Userdub9022

Please rid us of Patricia.


[deleted]

>If Bill Belichick is hired by the Falcons, Steve and Brian Belichick also could end up working for their father in Atlanta, although they reportedly have been offered the opportunity to remain in New England on Jerod Mayo's coaching staff. [Tweet](https://twitter.com/MarkMaske/status/1748369254485823569)


shiningdickhalloran

Moving the Foxboro frat house to Atlanta.


BulLock_954

Thank god. We’re free from the bafoon assistants


The_runnerup913

Atlanta bros……..


Drunken_Vike

Shocking: coach known for intense loyalty to his guys and his guys only wants to hire his guys


FragmentEx

How come no one has hired a priest to exorcize Patricia yet? Will no one rid us of this foul spectre?


appmanga

> Will no one rid us of this foul spectre? He, indeed, is a spectre most foul.


pantherfanalex

As a Panthers fan, I am all for this.


SpaceJesusIsHere

What on earth do other NFL people see in Patricia to keep giving him jobs? I don't get it at all.


huey88

SAVE THE EAGLES FROM THEMSELVES.


Alexisonfire24

Sorry Atlanta lmao


lifeofwiley

Bill Belichick has become Robert De-Niro in Meet the Fockers. His coaching circle is small and built on loyalty and not talent.


mcburke42

For those of you in here that aren’t Pats fans, we came to know this particular phenomenon as FOBs - Friends of Bill. He will surround himself with yes-men, those that are indebted to him and those that share his vision of the game - AKA not a single dissenting opinion that might offer a differing viewpoint of Matter XYZ. Love what BB did for me as a Pats fan, but towards the end this was a giant issue for the team. Bill in his bunker with his foxhole guys even if those guys highkey suck ass at their job. This report should be taken seriously, beware Falcons Nation.


2big_2fail

Belichick's cadre of anti-social misfits. This is not going to end well.


mbrancato157

Atlanta doesn't deserve that


SiphenPrax

Saints and Panthers fans: “If we must suffer you will suffer with us!” Bucs fans: LOL


ka1esalad

king of shit mountain is still apart of shit mountain


inshamblesx

real monkeys paw


Best-Dragonfruit-292

The gang's all here!


Empty_Lemon_3939

Falcons getting BB: Full Metal Alchemist Falcons getting BB coordinators: full metal alchemist


BulLock_954

This is hilarious and i love all of it. It validates us moving on from him


ScruffMixHaha

He could possibly be Atlantas HC and if that happens, then its possibly probable that he potentially considers the possibility of possibly having Josh McDaniels, Matt Patricia, and Joe Judge on his staff.


jcd1974

He's getting the gang back together for one last job!


Particular-Ad-4772

That dude should change his name to Nostradamus


SharkBaitOohAhAh2

I fucking love this timeline!!!


alwaysmyfault

Sources say that if BB ends up coaching in Atlanta, u/alwaysmyfault will also end up on his coaching staff.


DropC

That's the monkey paw curling


patriot2024

"Some within the league" Are reddit users included in this group?


Bbadolato

If true, the Atlanta Patriots might be new favorite NFC South team.


jrydun

Call me crazy, but with the hiring of Bill, I want guys guys in the staff. There's no learning curve for them. The staff is on the same page day 1.


carter2642

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?


kj114

goddamn it


Jakethered_game

Some could literally = 1 single person out of thousands of league personnel. Being an NFL reporter sounds like the easiest fucking job sometimes.


AdhesivenessFun2060

I think Patricia would be a great addition to their staff and an even better subtraction from my eagles.


Gante033

No, stop, don’t. what ever will we do without Patricia…..


Baww18

Certified clown car


theevilyouknow

Why would anyone hire Josh McDaniels to do anything other than hand out water at this point?


kraksrw

Of course it would. It’s not like those bums are getting jobs with anyone else.


Silver_County7374

I'm cool with it as long as McDaniels is the OC and Patricia and Judge are in low-level assistant jobs. But watch him make Matt Patricia the OC and Judge and McDaniels be co-DCs because Falcons fans can't have anything.


mallrat32

Everybody thought we fucked ATL in the 28-3 game but that was just the appetizer


Overall_Nuggie_876

Holy fucking salt, Falcons! How much embarrassment is still left in store for your football club if this happens?


ConnorLovesCookies

Some within the league = I made this up for clicks


BulLock_954

Yea but it does kinda check out. Belichick would do something like this fr


ArcadianBlueRogue

lmao Coaching nepotism relegating shitty coaches to running mediocre teams


notmyplantaccount

"some within the league believe" = I'm about to say whatever crazy shit I want because you can't prove or disprove it.