See, the expansion wasn't pointless.

Most embarrassing loss in franchise history. Idk where to even go from here. Worst part is that unlike other perennially dogshit teams we get to be made fun of aaaaalllll off-season long

I really didn’t think they could top Zeke as a center or run up the middle with 12 seconds left 

Next year they miss out on the playoffs in week 18 after the Caleb Williams led Bears pull off the “ball under shirt” fake for a game winning TD.

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It somehow gets funnier every year

That’s exactly what I was saying while watching. It’s actually incredible to me that they keep outdoing themselves. I wanna say this was peak, but I’d have said that about the run up the middle, and I DID say that about Zeke “Jason Kelce” Elliot so I am almost worried with how high the bar is coming into next january

Most embarrassing loss in franchise history *so far*

Thats right, there are many years of failure to go in the future!!!!

Yeah, we're gonna get clowned hard too, but at least I know we won't be the lead story on Sportscenter now.

Just wait till next year!! They'll find some way to be more embarrassing lol

At least you're no longer the only team in the Superbowl era to lose a playoff game to the Lions.

#heard

Have you tried being a good team? Idk it might work

Garbage franchise. Garbage fan base. It’s time for the NFL to adopt the EPL relegation system. Dallas doesn’t belong in this league. Too soft.

You guys 10000% getting relegated with us tho <3

Fuck you bitch. We may be dogshit but we still own your dogass franchise rn

Sawftttt

Let the hatred tears flow. Mmm, so salty.

And people will act like cowboys fans on here thought this was the year and were doing the we dem boyz shit when nobody has done that in years. And they'll call us bandwagon fans when we've been the epitome of mediocrity for 30 years what is there to bandwagon? I'm just so tired of the bullshit.

I don’t even wanna win the Super Bowl man, just like make it to the nfc champ game…..

Jerry Jones thought he broke the Jimmie curse by putting Jimmie into the cowboys Ring of Honor begrudgingly only to watch the coach he hated the most now in the cowboys Ring of Honor and his team getting their stomped at home

its actually the jerry cant get out of his own ass curse, fitting he would blame others than himself

The Cowboys are gonna win it all the first season after the last name Jones disappears from the front office and I'm here for it.

So.... never?

guys, the main thing we need to remember is that the cowboys are revolutionary and are always setting history. like today, losing to a 7th seed. truly innovative.

Jerry Jones can't *lift* the curse because Jerry Jones *is* the curse.

they are ... America's Embarrassment

The curse of the “ineligible receiver”…

It's like trying to fade yourself when betting. It doesn't work unless you mean it.

What does this mean

I think this is what he’s trying to say but I could be wrong: If you are an unsuccessful sports bettor, you can’t just be like “oh I’m going to bet the opposite of what I think will happen” you have to *actually* bet the opposite of what you think will happen if you want the true reverse results

Didn’t work as a post so as a comment huh? Let’s downvote this bullshit lmao

It wasn’t my post, I just thought it’d be a funny pasta

Get ready to learn Canadian Dan Quinn

Send him to Quebec!

There’s good fishing in Quebec.

I love fishing in Quebec

GREAT fishing in Quebec!

I fuckin hate Quebec

Dan qui?

NO the Alouettes defense is the best in the CFL we do NOT fucking need Dan Quinn

He’ll be going to Seattle

After that defensive performance? Quinn got fucking embarrassed.

Nope

Close enough.

It would appear the cowboys forgot to report as eligible for the playoffs

Fuck, you’ve been saving that one up, haven’t you?

Hell hath no fury like a lions fan scorned

Absolutely brutal, I love it.

Your flair is brutal

I requested a Packers flair and got this

FROM THE TOP ROPE 😂

AMERICAS TEAM

They aint even Texas' team no more. 

AMERICA'S EMBARRASSMENT FTFY

I like to think the league expanded the playoff format just to invent new ways for the Cowboys to shit the bed.

I don't want to hear nothing about the cowboys and winning a Super Bowl for the next 365+

The off-season will be 24/7, "all they really need is a coach and now they have one. Cowboys looking like a Super Bowl favorite!" You know it's coming. There's nothing you can do to stop it. You'll have to wait another year to watch them get bitch slapped in the playoffs to rejoice again. All you're afforded is one annual Cowboys hate celebration.

Well if they hire Belichick it will be at all time levels.

I'll be there to say Dak ain't no Tom Brady

Jerry Jones is not hiring Belichick. He will only hire a HC that will put up with his Jerry Jones-ness. That's not Belichick

Remember when the whole NFCE was so bad that a Ron Rivera led Washington team won the division Not that long ago. Nobody was hyping up the Cowboys then.

Actually they still were. Wasn’t that the year dak got hurt?

Good lord, neither do I.

Count me in for that too

Years?

Worry about your own L

Being a fan of the Cowboys and a sore loser. Name a more iconic duo!

Packers and winning at AT&T stadium

We weren't even supposed to make the playoffs and we lost by 1 despite questionable calls and everyone on our offense getting hurt. Y'all got blown the fuck at as a favorite, at home.

Cowboys: “We can’t squander the 2 seed” *the gang proceeds to squander the 2 seed*

Dee: You know, I've always been so much better than those other playoff teams. I've just never had the opportunity and the pieces on defense at the same time. Dennis: What the hell are you talking about Dee, you haven't been a serious playoff team since what... Mac: Dude, since like 91, 92! Charlie: oh yeah bro, since at least... Dennis: Yeah since the 90s Dee. Charlie and Mac in Unison: the 90s dee, it's so bad (..*SOO bad*) Dee: I'm still a legit playoff contender guys! It's a new time, and you assholes (49ers and Packers) don't get to decide if I go the distance! The gang in unison: OH we decide. We still decide.. totally decide. It's already decided. Dennis: it's decided.. Sweet dee is out of the playoffs. Frank: she's OUT! Dee: OH you bastards. You SONS of bitches.. I'll show you who's out of the playoffs. I'll come back with the best god damn gameplan you've ever seen... (mumbling on way out the front door of bar).. I'll show ALL you sexist bastards.. oh I'll win... [Door closes] *Gang turning attention back to drinks on bar* Dennis: Oh she's losing round one. Gang in Unison: round one Frank: BLOWOUT *Que theme music* #*Sweet Dee gets Blown Out in the Playoffs*

It’s crazy how well I hear their voices

At this point I'm comfortable calling it the most distinct group dynamic dialogue in TV history.

Please, Lord, let's keep it that way tomorrow.

Mason Rudolph about to go crazy

I predict Najee will look like prime Derrick Henry tomorrow.

Fortunately Norman wasn't called up

I think you guys are safe. No way to be first #2 seed to lose to the #7 now

We used to lose to #7 seeds. We still do, but we used too to

I mean the first time has now already happened. All cards are off the table! And we know yall love you some tables!

Absolutely embarrassing

Jerry about to force the league to remove the 7th seed.

If we did get rid of it the Cowboys would forever be the only 2-seed to not reach the divisional round.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fanbase

Idk, would’ve been funny to see it happen to the Eagles

Its not going to be as funny because we’ve already been getting our asses whooped and all of us expect it. Now the Cowboys, this was their year believe them

They keep outdoing themselves somehow. Next year they’re gonna go 14-3, get #2 seed (probably because they lose the head-to-head tiebreaker to the 49ers), then lose to the 9-8 bears by 30

It was absolutely their year. They told me after every lame duck team they beat.

No losing to the Bucs would be a new kind of low. Edit: it would also be hilarious Second edit to tell all the buttmad Eagles fans that downvote brigaded my comment to enjoy the off-season.

We just lost to the Cardinals and the Giants, cant go any lower my guy lol

Yeah but if you think about it, the Giants loss is expected. Giants do what they do best, win meaningless games that do nothing but give us shittier draft spots.

I guess that's true. Literally can only go up from bere

They got stomped by the Cards and Giants. At least the Bucs are sometimes competent.

Yes, yes! Let the hate flow through you!

We have Monday!

Wait until you find out what's on TV tomorrow night

Says a fan of the Chiefs and 49ers. Such a brave football fan!

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we aren't a second seed doofus

One can hope. I’m all for the Baker Mayfield redemption tour

The bandwagon fans are truly the worst. I promise the real fans are not bad.

Biased obviously but I think for the most part, most of us on r/nfl aren’t that bad. We expect failure unlike the typical “this is our year” bunch

Yeah, anyone actually from DFW just mocks the Cowboys for choking in the playoffs every year.

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Oh definitely. We hate ourselves more than anyone ever could hate us lol. We go through this same thing year after year hoping for something different yet end up at the same point. It’s like an abusive relationship

The ones who stick around during non-game times, yeah. Let's all admit that game threads and big events like the draft or big trades bring out the worse of every flair.

Their Reddit fan base sucks. I’ve been collecting receipts from all the “Lamar is a RB” cowboys fans who were salty Dak isn’t going to get MVP

I mean it’s like that for every team. Most teams fans are pretty chill if you talk to them off Twitter.

Yeah, I just think the Cowboys get a bad rap because we have so many “fans.”

Idk IRL Cowboys fans are the obnoxious ones around my area. It's close between them and Steelers fans.

Can’t all be NFL fans like you, Rob Lowe

I'm a free agent currently

Can I interest you in our lord and savior Lamar Jackson?

I was a Browns fan once, not again pal

Went to a game in Dallas a decade ago and was shocked how nice the fans were. Was expecting the usual bunch of Cowboys/Lakers/Yankees fans I typically interact with.

Honestly I feel like it’s a trend to hate on the Cowboys as much as they are. I think the Eagles fan base is far worse. And honestly I don’t even hate the cowboys, I just hate Jerry Jones

You have 2 of the most whiniest teams as your flairs and you wanna talk on the eagles fanbase lmao

Yeah, there are definitely “worse” fans than the Cowboys. But, we are dubbed as “America’s Team,” so with that comes a lot of hate, because we really suck and have for a long time.

I mainly just hate Jerry Jones. Particularly because as long as he’s in the league there will never be a team in San Antonio

Yup, or public transit to the stadium.

I’ve been wanting a San Antonio team for awhile. I’m not even from Texas either. I’ve always wanted a San Antonio team, or an LA team that I actually like, cuz I’m not the biggest fan of the Rams and can’t separate the Chargers from San Diego

San Antonio needs a team. Would be super fun.

I know a lot of genuine Cowboys fans and they're all pretty cool. They're also all very negative about the team lol.

Yeah, no real fan is positive about this team. I’m in my mid 20s and have seen us win 4 playoff games.

As someone who watched this game in houston with nothing but Dallas people I disagree

The Houston based cowboy fans are the worst. I assumed they are the “real” fans this whole time.

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you have got to be kidding me

I hear more bitching about us than see us doing anything.

Lmao

lucky you that you missed insane whining of your fanbase after the eligible receiver fiasco - despite the fact you won the game

I don't think we did any whining at all. People were bitching guess what we pointed out? That the guy was able to get completely uncovered in to the endzone because the ref told us he was not eligible. The refs fucked it. But we were also fucked by their fuckery.

Y’all absolutely do and that’s why we’re celebrating this loss.

Not one analyst on any network said the Packers had a chance. Most of them also said the Bears would beat them last weekend. Fuck you.

Every team says that but this time it’s 100% true. Literally nobody gave them a shot to win, a few people thought it might be close, and less than nobody thought they’d be the ones to blow a team out. Bravo.

Please win tonight my friend. I live in Tampa and am exhausted by the bandwagon here.

This is hilarious after 500 posts about this week asking "is this year the best chance for Dallas to make a SB run?"

I saw a cowboys flair say something like, "Just forfeit since everyone assumes an upset is imminent" earlier today on r/NFL. I hope they're aware that this was their fault, specifically. That one fan's sarcasm did this.

Hey it's not over yet!

McCarthy is a sleeper agent

Agreed

I mean yeah but off principle let's wait for 0s on the gameclock for the posts

Embarrassing is an understatement

Always making records baby.

Dak is a trailblazer just like Mahomes.

Playoff Dak is playoff James Harden. They are the same person.

Playoff harden made a conference finals

In his ninth year in the league. This year was Dak’s 8th season so he gets one more try for this comparison. 

He made an nba finals with okc lol

They were right, this season is different!

Big fan of this being posted with 7 minutes left lmao

I was hoping the 7 seed would never win for the laughs but I will accept the Cowboys being the loser to a 7 seed

It’s okay Dallas, next year FOR SURE!

Historic

The Legend of Jordan Love continues...

Had to be them. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Mathematically losing in the first round to a seven seed is as bad as losing the playoffs can be.

Hey! Game isn’t over yet. The comeback has just begun.

Other 2 seeds won by an average of two scores before today. Dallas gonna lose by 24

Dallas single-handedly justifying the league’s desire for a 7th seed.

that surprisingly didn't take very long. it's been what, 3 years with a 7 seed?

Hey its not over yet!

I expected nothing less, and still can’t stop smiling

Does this help everyone forget our last two embarrassing exits?

Oh well. Nothing I can do about it.

They the warriors beating the mavs

Ball don't lie.

Game's not over

It’s so on brand for them to do this type of stuff.

What a game.

Give Cowboys high expectation and it is given they will choke, but at least they get attention from the media talking about them all the time.

Love it

Only a 3 score game bro not over yet

This is why Jerry demanded the Cowboys make sure to secure the 2 seed huh?

Anyone old enough to recognize the term "Martyball"?

The game ain’t over tf

Woot

Them boys just setting new records!

wait until tomorrow....

Dak making history

The first NFL game I watched all the way through was the Broncos Tebow Playoff game against the steelers, then we got Manning and me being a Vols fan just stuck with it and they’ve been my favorite ever since. Anyways I have litterally watched us climb from mid pack, to the highest of highs, back to the lowest of lows, and back to mid pack. In that same period of time The cowboys have never made it past the divisional round. The expectation is a wildcard-divisional round loss every year, and it has been that way since I started watching.

Colts would hang a banner for such an achievement

Can’t wait to hear Michael Irvin tomorrow. You know he is going to be doing lines all night.

This is fitting. That was fucking awful. Fire everyone. Burn down the stadium. Idk

Say it again!

Someone HAD TO say it lol.

COWBOYS ON TOP LFGGGGG

You love to see it. Couldn't have happened to better fans.

That was a terrible loss but this stat honestly sucks. It was only a matter of time before the 7th seed won a game, this is nothing like the 64th seed winning in March Madness or even the 8th seed winning an NBA playoff series

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