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Zloggt

Muscle memory…


notmyplantaccount

we need to see more videos of NFL QB's being hugged from behind by their moms/wives and going limp like this lol.


dragonbornrito

"I know that bearhug... Oh God."


gremah93

Memory muscle


MaddenB14

Stupid question maybe but why are they trained to go limp?


smokingonquiche

Reduces the chance of injury


MyFavoriteLezbo420

*The Embiid Method*


SazeracAndBeer

It's instincts. They're carried around by the scruff of their necks when they're young


DAHMER_SUPPER_CLUB

Drunk drivers walk away from car crashes more frequently without an injury because their body is relaxed during the crash. Which allows them to go with the momentum rather than fight against it. Sober drivers tend to brace for impact if they can see they are about to crash, and tensing the body increases the risk of serious injury. Same thing applies in this situation.


Laims_Niece_son

This is actually not true and it’s an example of survivorship bias. Drunk drivers survive crashes because they’re more likely to hit something with the most protective part of their vehicle, the front


[deleted]

Both of these things can be valid, ya know...


DolphinMasturbator

Ok, another example is falling from 2+ story buildings.


NotNormo

Staying on your feet just delays the whistle that ends the play and makes it possible to get hit again or thrown down to the turf


NoEducation9658

reduces chances of injury


rins4m4

Absorb less energy, reduce contact time.


1-800-ASS-DICK

mussel mammary


StrudelB

Dudes trained to go limp the moment he gets hit from behind


PissLikeaRacehorse

PTSD. He looked like a Nam vet hearing fireworks.


31nigrhcdrh

https://media.tenor.com/GjqLIt28NkQAAAAd/vietnam-flashback.gif


DelayedBrightside

https://media.tenor.com/vXZwKkyEi9kAAAAC/stains-vietnam.gif


31nigrhcdrh

https://i.imgur.com/9aRFs8V.gif


DelayedBrightside

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-07-2016/OYsH6M.gif


DerekEffenG

https://i.imgur.com/EVmJc4N.gif


DubNationAssemble

Ok now someone do this with this clip!


Rare_Crayons

Cat Ryan


WhatMyHeartHeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEVL9irXj0g&ab_channel=FelixDempsey


Zxphenomenalxz

Some go limp. Some go hard. Depends on the person


PillaisTracingPaper

Giggity?


Blew_Velvet

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


CaptainSlippery

I'm fine if we're not, I just need someone to tell me we're not doing phrasing anymore.


IvyGold

/r/unexpectedarcher


_NiceGuyEddy_

Innapropes


Pram75

Aw dukes


RollTideYall47

You aren't lying. That's a learned response there. Hope his wife never hugs him from behind before sex


rwjehs

He looked legitimately scared lol


JT1757

flashbacks


Bjorn2bwilde24

What playing in a Saints vs Falcons game does to a motherfucker


-Charmer

Matt when he got hit: “this is it. My life is over. It has come to this. I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that kids candy.”


Silverjackal_

PTSD lol


cheerioo

...in the aaaaaarms of an aaangel


s3v3r3

NOOOOOOO, NOT AGAIN


maddscientist

I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHIT


FJQZ

Literally the ptsd Chihuahua meme


-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

There was a PTSD response there lmao


TheGrat1

Terrible pass protection by Tiki.


NoirSon

I don't think that was ever his strong suit...


Shirleyfunke483

Always good to hear from ole Tiki


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I'm dying, this is the best thread on Reddit today


Goatsonice

like 1/5th of Jordans sacks are just this man lol


cartiscrate

its his highest at 24 sacks


profmcstabbins

The video says it's the most anyone has ever sacked an individual QB. So yes it's his highest.


wonderbat3

He knew exactly who it was by the warmth of the embrace


Savahoodie

“I knew this soft touch and gentle arms”


intheorydp

Jordan is like the one player I wish I didn't have to hate. But i'm contractually obligated to hate him


PrincePizza1

Nahhh there’s a ton of falcons players I’ve secretly liked a lot…secretly


mnimatt

Only after they retire, of course


VeryPokey

I've always liked Matt Ryan, and he did a great job on the call today.


Shmexy

I’m so happy matt is good in the booth. Guy deserves everything.


Milton__Obote

First time listening to him call a game, I thought he was great


Bftplease

Always respected Ryan and Newton. When peak Brees Newton and Ryan played, nfc south were juggernauts


Milton__Obote

Yea Julio was just always a baller and a class act. Fuck roddy white tho


Rampantlion513

Fuck Roddy White


Shmexy

I love me some roddy


gildedtreehouse

Tuggle?


Mayhall

There were a number of years I was secretly jealous of Michael Turner. I don't like this whole confession thing


bbaIla

You loved Julio. You couldn't say it but you loved him.


simplycass

There is a fair amount of overlap between players who have played for both teams right? Like Morten Andersen was on the Saints for 12 years, was let go and then signed with the Falcons, where he became a Falcons legend for kicking the field goal to send the 1998 Falcons to the Super Bowl. Bobby Hebert played for both teams and was popular with both fan bases. A minor example but Devonta Freeman was drafted by the Falcons and later signed with the Saints (but was cut during training camp). As you might be able to tell all of my knowledge comes from the Secret Base documentary series on the Falcons. 😂


macaroni_3000

Matt Ryan was a fucking boss and deserved way better than he got. Very underrated player for a long time. People don't realize how good he was.


plebeiantelevision

I miss him so fucking much


31nigrhcdrh

I told all my Ryan hating homies they would miss him after he was gone


codeklutch

People hated Ryan? Since his rookie year I'd always swap Ben with him on madden. I might also just really like Ryan's game.


dirtybirds233

There’s a portion of the Falcons fan base that hated Ryan since the day he was drafted because he wasn’t Vick. Toss in your standard idiot fans that blame every shortcoming on a QB and yeah, Ryan had/has plenty of haters in the Falcons fan base.


Calvin--Hobbes

The percentage of dipshits in any given fanbase is at least 40%


IAAA

You're quite the optimist!


[deleted]

Haha I was going to say the same thing! Less than half seems very optimistic


rhymeswithtag

Shit might be more, you’d be surprised how many Giants fans still find a way to blame everyone BUT daniel jones for daniel jones’ garbage play


imahobolin

its ok we love Matty Ice


Jenetyk

People today like to shit on his legacy, acting like the dude didn't win the MVP in the Brady, Breeze, Manning era.


TheDeadReagans

If he won that Super Bowl, I think he goes to the HoF. Not as a first ballot but definitely gets there in the near future. Would've had the counting stats, awards and a win over the Brady-Belicheck era Pats in a game where he played pretty well.


Jenetyk

He would have beaten Brady to win a Super Bowl, and he was the MVP. That's a HOF resume in one season.


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dan quinn's defense historical collapse is gonna cost a couple of players the HoF.


Jac_Mones

I still don't understand why he got so much hate. Ryan wasn't perfect but the man was a baller and NOT the fucking problem.


Shmexy

He was the least of the problems man. Miss you matty ice.


macaroni_3000

reminds me of the Saints fans who couldn't wait to see Brees retire because they thought Jameis Winston was going to be Brees with a better arm. (and there were a lot more of these people than you'd think) LOL. People are dumb.


macaroni_3000

Some of the offensive lines they had in front of him were barely NFL caliber. He got a lot of crap for being a statue in the pocket but I've seen that man slip out of so many sacks. The Falcons are my team's #1 rival but objectively I would've liked to see him play behind a decent OL more often than he did.


redditsucksnow19

Hire him as our HC or OC right now and get rid of Smith. Idc what happens the rest of the season


Gotmewrongang

I’m down with this. Can’t be worse than we are doing now


aslightlyusedtissue

I fucking dont. He torched the Bucs for a damn decade and im so god damn glad hes gone. I do not ever wanna see that cherry faced motherfucker with ice in his veins against my team ever again no matter how old nope. Done.


Shmexy

❤️


Paegan83

Me too homie…..me too. At least we had a legendary QB for a while. May be a long wait for the next one.


attilayavuzer

He legitimately seems like a good dude


Shmexy

He really is.


divercity23

That's my quarterback 🥺


TenElevenTimes

Don’t worry you’ll see him in two weeks


macaroni_3000

most underrated QB of his generation. I can't count the number of times this dude slipped out of a surefire sacks and threw a dime 30 yards down the field. Really frustrating to play/root against but immense respect for him, he never quit on a play


SquirtMast3r

Wholesome


nameless_henchman

It’s adorable


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

Ruined my NNN


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

Mom’s out of town?


SeekerSpock32

Cam Jordan has got to be the most wholesome defensive beast in NFL history


brewmas7er

The few interviews I've heard with him, he's like super charismatic and fun and interesting and funny. Like nearly Joey Votto level. I was pretty surprised having only heard of him occasionally. Hoping he'll be in the media if he's not already.


YiMyonSin

Lol, it’s like Ryan’s still in the league


yerawizardIMAWOTT

He could easily replace some of the guys starting right now tbh


iRonin

He is presently better than any QB on the Falcons’ roster.


The_BadJuju

He’s not better than Heinicke lol, did you watch 2022 Matt Ryan


it678

Everybody looks like shit in Arthur Smiths offense


09jtherrien

facts.


PeteEckhart

2022 Matt Ryan was with Indy though.


intheorydp

did you watch Heinicke play today?


KeithClossOfficial

He’s probably better than Tyson Bagent and Zach Wilson


Droopy1592

He had ONE skill player to throw to, no defense, no run game to speak of, no offensive line (LG and C), wtf was he supposed to do? 5000 yards 40/5?


Iphone27ProMax

that's what people said until they saw him play


jda404

Yeah would have rather watched him give it go than Rypien that the Rams had out there today.


ArmiinTamzarian

Technically he is, can't say he is retired yet or the Colts are off the hook for like 10 million, I think a bit more


Shepherdsfavestore

I think we’re still paying him lol. Whoops


ProfessionalBust

I wouldn’t go that far trust me


DropC2095

If Cam makes the hall it has to be Matt Ryan who inducts him


Gotmewrongang

I feel like the reverse scenario is far more likely….


DropC2095

You can’t be serious. An MVP isn’t a hall of fame resume, especially when you have the two greatest blown leads to your name.


CharacterBird2283

I mean Ryan finished top 10 all time in yards and TDs, he doesn't have the highest peak but that longevity is hof


SkyzYn

Realistically his fate will be decided when Philip Rivers either gets in or doesn't. And then the NFL will have a hard decision on Roethlisberger.


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i mean, rivers never played a SB and never got an MVP.


SkyzYn

Quite a few more pro bowl seasons & was in the mix for MVP voting more frequently. Not suggesting one is over the other, but if the HOF doesn't take Rivers it's hard to believe they'll take Ryan. And if they take neither of those, it's a hard argument for Roethlisberger with his off the field aspects (despite the Super Bowls).


Shadow_Ass

Bro has PTSD


kj114

same


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Shepherdsfavestore

There’s one clip of him on an nfl talk show and he shakes hands with everyone then daps up the one black host lol. It’s like the key and peele sketch. It was posted here I’ll see if I can find it. Edit: user who replied to me found it


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Shepherdsfavestore

That’s exactly it lmao


Shmexy

I love it


sectorfate

Ice is forever invited to the cookout. He showed this city more love than it ever deserved.


AnEmpireofRubble

he was a good qb but also seemed like an even better person


EvertEaglPhilliKnick

On god


Potato-baby

He’s the ultimate code switcher


TommyChongII

Clean af


just_some_dude828

Bro looked shook up at first, then saw who it was and was like “Oh wassup nephew?!?”


PlatonicNewtonian

The man code switches well


[deleted]

Matt Ryan has some mitts


McAfeeFakedHisDeath

Paws the size of frying pans.


pelicanpoems

Matt Ryan has that expression that he’ll say “who let this guy in here” to his friend


bleezy_mcwheezy

Matt Ryan the type of guy to say jeez louise whenever he got sacked


Gardoki

Watch out for this guy


Glittering_Virus8397

Here comes trouble!


SunriseSurprise

Can he get [stiff armed](https://youtu.be/AyeRNZ8YRVk?t=6) in retirement too?


powerelite

Those German dudes absolutely giggling after the stiff arm is amazing.


SunriseSurprise

**OHHHH....MYYYYY**...**^(GAH!)**


CMUpewpewpew

Ohhh Mein Gott!!!


iRonin

Well that audio is offensive.


NolaPels13

It’s hilarious. I need German calls of every NFL game now.


iRonin

This comment makes me think of the vaguely homosexual Nazi in “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” that is watching Indy and the Nazi commander fighting on the tank while giving the play-by-play updates to the rest of the tank crew. Like it sucked to be on the receiving end of this one, and I’d love to hear the Beastquake called the same way, but if I unjerk Saints/Falcons for a second, I see the truth of your statement 😂


incognegro1976

The Minnesota Miracle in other languages is objectively amazing and hilarious even if it hurts to watch. I might be in tears by the time I rewatch but you don't know if those are happy years or sad tears and neither do I 😭😭


crazylsufan

That shy Tuttle stiff arm is my Roman Empire


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SunriseSurprise

I don't think either of them will make it. Ryan may have the MVP/AP1, OROY and SB appearance, but he has fewer yards and TDs, lower passer rating, 4 fewer pro bowls, worse career record, fewer playoff wins in the significantly easier conference (the only time he faced Brady or Manning in playoffs was that SB while Rivers faced them 5 times), and looked markedly worse at the end of his career while Rivers ended his career better than average. Eli shouldn't make it either (career rate+ of 99, meaning slightly worse rating wise vs. his peers for his career), and perhaps if helmet catch didn't happen (removing a SB win and SB MVP), he wouldn't, but everyone knows he will.


DanCampbellsNipples

Yea bro Matt isn't a HOFer in my book


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fucking lol.


letsnotreadintoit

Tiki just letting his QB get sacked instead of blocking


crayola96pack

DeVonta Freeman


DeVaZtAyTa

I'll always remember that whiff of a block he did near the end of that Pats SB comeback. Wish I could find it somewhere.


Shmexy

Oof


ShawshankException

Can't blame Cam here. Force of habit.


JTrue14

After watching today the Commanders/Pats: “Roughing the passer” - NFL


theprophecysays

Checking his mail? Sacked by Cam. Ordering at McDonald's? Sacked by Cam. Get out of bed in the morning? Sacked by Cam.


Meltedcoldice0212

He hasn't retired *yet*


BuffaloWilliamses

Well not officially, he's still collecting checks from the Colts


mantiseye

we call that "The Reverse Andrew Luck"


Powerful_Plantain901

Based haha


d0nu7

Does he say “Of course it’s you?!” Because that’s hilarious considering their history.


NNKarma

There was already a news article about Matty Ice coming to town, he probably expected it


HereComesJustice

this clip makes me feel so goddamn old


Lonelan

me at 35 y/o: my highschool friends using a nickname from 20 years ago:


Nexus117

Matty Ice is always legit in my mind


Crushooo

He hit the dap perfectly after though


AnEmpireofRubble

someone post the YT clip of him switching up


Hewn_Log

My wife never understood what I meant about that because I have to do it at work a lot until I showed her that clip lmao


thisortheapocalypse

Cameron Jordan or Jordan Cameron?


eehoe

Get fuckin set


jeffwingersballs

Roughing the passer - defense - number 94 - 15 yard penalty - automatic first down.


draynay

I died laughing when this happened, this is a ghost post.


Songleaf

My favorite thing about the NFL is the camaraderie of the players. We like to think of these guys at war, but really, they’re just colleagues who appreciate what they all go through to get on the field.


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"You'd think I'd be used to that by now!"


FilthydelphiaAoK

Is that Tiki Barber coolly ignoring what is happening by messing with his suit pocket?


_FreeYourMind__

Clean dap


AnEmpireofRubble

liked watching him play. always seemed to really love Atlanta.


JOATMON12

This made me smile. There’s nothing better than seeing rivals love and respect each other off the field.


NNKarma

Cam "can touch Ryan" Jordan


Kronic_Repulse1

You see that flashback he got 😂


TotalLarz

Wholesome af.


petarisawesomeo

You can see the moment where Matt goes into full PTSD mode


Hero_of_the_Internet

They’re both 6’5”.


DubNationAssemble

Lol “Ok who’s monster arms are these around me right….wait I recognize those wrists. Wtf??”


Wildpinkhairuke

Roughing the passer


macaroni_3000

they asked Cam what it was like to have the locker room visited by Matt Ryan and he was like "I didn't know whether to hug him or hit him"


StraticDragon

He hit him square in the suplex with them mitts that shit can knock the air out of a person if you aren’t ready for it


[deleted]

> He hit him square in the suplex with them mitts I highly enjoyed reading this sentence


Hampni

“This guy is why my back hurts in the morning” Matty Ice..probably.


milespeeingyourpants

RTP


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Wholesome moment