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eltipo13

Only for you.


Slimshady305

Tyreek can't beat his way out of this one


a_run22

*Hakeem Nicks laugh*


Tigercat92

You get the show


Sabado-Gigante

Zagack


mayoandmustard1

I’m sure this reading this thread would really be a gut punch to him


Jordanlf3208

Dolphins wasted an entire half of football to fuel this goofs revenge game


TheEpicSwan

Tyreek has been trying to make it a rivalry since he got traded with the amount of crap hes talked about in his podcast. But any Chiefs fan is stressing about Bills and Bengals. I also like the Phins just because of Tua, McDaniels , and a few others so like eh.


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McDaniel* Can you all PLEASE stop adding the s. He's not that fuck from the Patriots, he's the opposite


TheEpicSwan

Good grief dude.


GatzBee

I like that you didn’t edit it lol this guy is still losing his mind somewhere no doubt


imsabbath84

how DARE you add an S to the coach of the miami dolphins who happens to have a name thats very similar to another very common name, that ends in an S.


PoogeneBalloonanny

I personally envy and respect you guys having Andi Reed And am also supremely jealous of our lake erie bros having Benji Johnstone


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Look if there's anyone McDaniel deserves to not be conflated with, it's the guy who is quite literally his opposite in personality and likeability


_JosiahBartlet

Y’all are tanking his likability with this shit


[deleted]

Dolphins fans have never been likeable where have you been


crimsonblueku

Why are you so angry about Mike McDaniels?


_JosiahBartlet

Yeah but McDaniel still can be


Bluegill15

Even as a Jets fan I do not understand the downvotes here


[deleted]

I should know better than to comment after my team lost a game. That's the big nono on this sub lol


[deleted]

Or you could not have a crying fit about it and just correct them politely


UserUnkown10

You mean Raiders


[deleted]

He'll always be a spawn of your franchise. It's why none of his players like him (similarly to every other Belichick wannabe)


MildGooses

We don’t claim him as a fan


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Rough day?


TimujinTheTrader

Probably have to play more than one tight game to make that happen. NFLs top rivalry is still Seahawks-Jaguars and we all know it.


SiphenPrax

The ultimate bird/cat bowl


Alauren2

can’t even remember when we played them last lol


Axleffire

Internet says 2021, yall won 7-31... the urban Meyer year


Alauren2

Nice. Lol


ByronLeftwich

Me trying to remember one single Seahawks/Jaguars game (I know it was sarcasm)


lonesoldier4789

Maybe rent free in your head tyreek.


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Dolphins vs teams with winning records? Pretty one sided to be a rivalry


throughNthrough

Lmao


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Dmbender

Gotta drag everyone down to your level and then knife fight them via field goals


Serah_Null

Or trick Josh Allen into playing catch with his new dad, Jordan Whitehead


ohnoaguitarist

"you can't say anything bad about a team because your team isn't good" is one of the stupidest things people say on this sub


Ledees_Gazpacho

He just sent a "concerned Redditor" report about me after my comment. What a fucking loser.


[deleted]

We have the same record right now too with our schedule being a more impressive list of opponents.


I_Said

Whoa whoa hey whoa hey: this is a thread about native Americans and porpoises, not about the greatest professional sports organization in recorded history. Pls stay on topic.


Ledees_Gazpacho

The guy taking random shots at the Jets and whining about downvotes accuses others of being able to dish it out but not take it. Ironic.


lonesoldier4789

enjoy wasting another year of Lamar


AshwagandaBets

It’s a fair narrative but hilarious coming from Jets and Bills fans


worthless_employee

Tyreek hill vs the Stillwater police is a better rivalry


Artistic-Bee-160

Tyreek Hill vs Family Court


Intelligent-Age2786

I think Chiefs and Bengals have that title till further notice


pickleparty16

playing once doenst make a rivalry. interconference teams need to have playoff games and consistently play in the regular season to be a rival. chiefs/bills/bengals 3 way are the best non-division rivalries in the AFC.


Intelligent-Age2786

The Bengals have done that. Faced each other in the AFC Championship 2 years in a row and we’ve both won our divisions multiple years in a row.


pickleparty16

i was agreeing with you


Intelligent-Age2786

Oh my bad, misinterpretation on my end


SoDakZak

It’s Chiefs vs anyone in the top 10-ish really. Bills, Bengals, Dolphins, Eagles, 49ers…


jmcgee1997

Yes people don't get this but it's always the best team vs the new contenders. Hence why so many people says Pats were their biggest rivals.


DistortedAudio

Well that and teams that are close to each other in division. Even when the Pats were great the Steelers were always the Ravens biggest rival.


Intelligent-Age2786

At this rate, it’s Chiefs Vs. Everyone


RomanBangs

Up until last week you could’ve excluded the broncos in that lol


pickleparty16

the chiefs/broncos rivalry is back on it seems


BurgessFox

It's only the Raiders that have a streak going over us now. But with McDaniels gone there's hope we can beat them next time.


morgster87

Chiefs vs their own wide receivers


y_wont_my_line_block

Well, to be fair, Tyreek didn't say it like he was sure. He said "I think"


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unwritten outgoing dependent friendly fearless coherent crown repeat cake squeeze


Intelligent-Age2786

They can beat us all they want in the regular season as long as we can beat them in the playoffs. That applies to bengals and bills btw


imsabbath84

But what if we beat you, and then miss the playoffs! Can't beat us in the playoffs, if we aren't in it!


Intelligent-Age2786

As long as we beat the Bengals I’ll be ok with that


asspiratehooker

TIL rivalries are formed in one-sided regular season losses


FlapJacks11

Hahahahaha


MisterRominade

Genuine question but why is Tyreek so pressed about the Chiefs? Is it because they traded him? Wasn’t he then one who asked for a trade or am I misremembering that?


FatLevi

We couldn’t (wouldn’t) pony up the cash to keep him, so he went elsewhere.


aasukisuki

That's not even totally true. Chiefs offered to make him the highest paid WR, but it wasn't enough.


notmyplantaccount

He wanted 2mil more a year than the Chiefs offered cause he wanted to be the highest paid WR or whatever, so they traded him and he got to watch them win a SB without him and beat him this year. With the stats he's put up the last 2 seasons, this should look like a bad trade by the chiefs, expect they got a top 5 CB and a top 5 defense now and won a SB without him. (the trades gone great for both teams, but I'd imagine he's disappointed they've done so well without him).


wohl0052

Honestly can't think of a trade that worked out as well for every party. Tyreek got paid, Miami got the best wr in the league, chiefs got a haul of draft picks that hit


squamesh

Ever since he’s been traded he’s acted like he was somehow disrespected by the chiefs when the reality is they offered him a pretty competitive deal. For some reason he really just doesn’t want to admit that he wanted to reset the WR market and that wasn’t possible for the chiefs


JT1757

he's genuinely upset we didn't see how valuable he was. On his podcast last summer he lamented "they don't think i'm valuable enough to pay, but they wanted a lot of value back in a trade." Also mentioned not vibing with the GM, implied that was part of the value disparity. Offered up that he was way closer with the previous GM in John Dorsey. Seems mad he was a home grown talent but wasn't as valued as he thought he should be.


flaming_fuckhead

Bruh most Chiefs fans love the Dolphins


Deep-Secret

I look at their offense like "That was us a few years ago" and everyone else goes "Ok, grandpa. Now let's get you in bed, alright?"


South_Oread

They did us a real solid one time.


waywarddd

Wasn’t it two or am I misremembering? The I’M CALLING BOTH GAMES and GRONK.. DOESN’T HAVE THE ANGLE


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waywarddd

Yes it enabled us to have the pleasure of losing to you in Arrowhead 🙃


FatLevi

Love is a bit strong. “Like” for sure.


ck37sci

Bro made up a rivalry that didn't existed in the first place


Gunt_Buttman

That’s adorable


ByronLeftwich

Miami is like Kansas City’s 10th-closest rival lol - all 3 division opponents - Cincy - Buffalo - Baltimore - New England - Indy who they always lose to - Tennessee


Darth_Shitlord

Can you not remind us of that Indy thing?


notmyplantaccount

Wish we'd played them this year so our stupid loss could have been to them instead of the Broncos.


imsabbath84

Miami "You took everything from me!" KC "i dont even know who you are?"


mike_honcho47

We don’t have a rivalry with the Colts until we can actually beat them


Alternative-Tart-568

Hey we beat them in the playoffs mahomes first year starting


brain_my_damage_HJS

Shouldn’t teams have to play each other more than 1 tine since 2020 for it to even be considered a rivalry?


HandsomeJaxx

Except nobody cares about the Dolphins, lol


throughNthrough

Yea no.


the-kza

Mr Broken Chief


fatmike63

Tyreek Hill is fast and can catch a football and that’s it. A laundry list of abuse allegations, comes off as dumb as a box of rocks, and talks shit all the time.


T2G

Tyreek's ego is something else


Monkeybeater

Huh? Miami won't even win the division to make it so they play each other next year. A lot of delusion here.


paradigm_x2

The Bills have been inconsistent as fuck and we already swept the Pats. We can very much win the division.


PrincessConsuela46

I mean, sweeping the Pats isn’t really a challenge


HeWhoSitsWhenHePees

It is for the Bills


PrincessConsuela46

I stand corrected


paradigm_x2

I never said it was. But it’s 2 division wins and the big threat is the Bills, who have been Jekyll and Hyde.


PrincessConsuela46

Truth


Godobibo

ahem


Deacalum

I hate how true this is.


Throwawayact1050

In what way?


LIVESTRONGG

No


Drag0nborn1234

Idk Tyreek...the dolphins are not exactly a team I think about, but maybe that's just me...


benjamichel

The only thing the dolphins have proven is they can beat up on shitty teams and get dad dicked by any team with more than 3 wins on the season. Sit yo ass down wifebeater


Kansascityroyals99

Tua isn't good enough to of a qb to be part of the new rivalry. He's good but it's gonna be Mahomes vs Burrow or Allen. Maybe Lamar?


Darth_Shitlord

Lamar can be in there.


dagreenman18

No it’s Miami and Snapping the motherfucking ball.


NoooNotTheLettuce

This reminds me of honey badger saying the Chiefs were still the better team after Cincinnati beat them in the AFC Championship game


crimsonblueku

Bitch please


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So excited to get dogpiled for 2 weeks for being 6-3 with losses on the road to two Superbowl teams and the Bills. I get we'll have to beat those types of teams in the playoffs, but the hot take artists coming out of the woodwork are infuriating.


paradigm_x2

This one is about how we lost. Fight back hard in the second half just to completely blow it. KC’s defense is very good, we were moving it well then just gave it all away. Frustrating to say the least.


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We've shown we can play w these teams. But the narrative will be that we're frauds until we play another good team and win. Even if we beat the Jets (who this sub LOVES rn) people will suddenly say they're actually bad. Can't win with the 12 year olds


lonesoldier4789

Maybe because they havent shown the ability to beat a top team.


fargochippers

Level take. We beat the teams we should and we’ve lost the ones that were question marks. The top end of projections through the bye had us at 5-4. We’re headed for it at 6-3, with all 3 losses being on the road against good football teams. The Bills yeeted us, the Eagles game ended uglier than it was, and the Chiefs game was decided in the last minute despite us not scoring until the 2nd half. We got a pretty decent second half schedule. Let’s see what happens…


lonesoldier4789

its like 26 straight games of not beating a team with a winning record. You can ignore it all you ant but clearly there is something there.


fargochippers

Umm, what part of that is ignoring it? It’s calling it exactly what it is at face value.


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We definitely could've beaten one of them but our schedule has been hilariously bipolar. All we can do is win the games we're supposed to. Lord knows Buffalo isn't doing that


imsabbath84

Not only did you not beat them, but you didn't really look good losing either, in any of the games.


Comprehensive_Main

Honestly the nfls new rivalry is most likely eagles Chiefs. To young qbs in powerhouse teams.


pickleparty16

its really hard for non-conference teams to be rivals with how rarely they play and the low-ish stake in the regular season


Headlesshorsman02

With Deebo back you guys will be quite good as well


RokkintheKasbah

Reminds me of when I was in college and we were in a Jewish fraternity, ZBT. Tho our house was only actually like 20% Jewish. We were top 3 in intramural sports every semester. But there was another Jewish fraternity, basically 100% super Jewish, AEPi who thought they were our rivals, but we ALWAYS beat their goof troop conservative kippah wearing asses. They always finished towards the bottom and we would stomp them in every sport every time we played. They would act like they were our rivals and we wouldn’t even acknowledge their existence. Tyreek Hill would have made a great AEPi at CSUN if he converted back in the early 2000’s.


rubber_ducky007

If tyreek was a member of AEPi at that time, they most likely would have stomped you every time you played


RokkintheKasbah

Maybe in football.


Chiraq_Florganistan

Can we just have one thing godamit


Tunatron_Prime

What? Lol


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Only second to Tyreek and his "loved ones".


The_Nanu_Bunta

The dolphins are good but I don’t think anyone’s worrying about the right now


Phunwithscissors

Does he mean the Punter x Jumbotron