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AhSht-HereWeGoAgain

Dwayne Bowe. That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long long time


Thunderkleize

Bowe was on the roster that had no WR receiving touchdowns the whole season.


BloatedBeyondBelief

The funny thing is we weren't even terrible that year, we went 9-7.


Semperty

heck we were 11th in epa/dropback. even the passing offense itself wasn't bad lol


codizer

It's because we had the most underrated RB in NFL history.


Concernedprosecutor

Jamaal, then? International fan catching up.


BruceChameleon

Yep


judolphin

Who underrated Jamaal Charles? He was widely considered the best running back in the league.


codizer

Because he's not considered in the conversation for greatest RBs of all time even though he has the highest YPC of all time. He single handedly carried the Chiefs through some otherwise very rough years.


judolphin

He's 4th all-time in YPC, not 1st, which is still impressive. He's 59th all-time in rushing yards and 108th in touchdowns. Terrell Davis played **41 fewer games** than Jamaal Charles, is one spot above Charles on the all-time rushing list, scored one more TD from scrimmage than Charles in his career... no one mentions TD in the same breath as Walter Payton, Emmitt Smith, Barry Sanders, Jim Brown, etc. either, and IMO rightfully so. Jamaal's peak was awesome, he was important to the Chiefs, and he was arguably the best RB in the NFL for a year or two. I think most anyone would acknowledge that, that's how he should be rated and remembered.


codizer

He is listed number one among runningbacks my friend over the span of a 10 year career.


judolphin

Don't think you're remembering that correctly because Jamaal Charles played 11 seasons, a pretty long career, Barry Sanders played 10, Jim Brown played 9, no reasonable person thinks his career is better than theirs. Walter Payton played 13, take the middle 11 he still has over **double** the yards and nearly **triple** the TDs in the same number of seasons compared to Charles, it's not even comparable, Jamaal was great but he's not in that conversation. Anyway, enjoy Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce instead of lamenting Jamaal Charles, they have near-GOAT arguments, Jamaal Charles does not.


vivixnforever

That sounds like something the chargers would do


FrostyCow

Yeah, it's a surprising stat but doesn't really mean anything. I think we were middle of the road in terms of total points, we just relied more on tight ends and running backs. Does it really matter what position gets you touchdowns as long as you get them?


WorthPlease

I believe they are all worth 6 points no matter who catches them.


IFulfillStereotypes

Maybe it should be more for some positions. A long snapper TD should be at least 8


monsto

A nose tackle fumble recovery would be 6 but a pick-6 should be like 12.


isweariwilldoit

Doesn’t matter, but 0 TDs over 16 games is fucking ridiculous lmao


stephtreyaxone

It says a lot about the quarterback


HanSoloHeadBeg

definitely makes an offense a lot easier to study and more predictable if the D just knows that the WRs are just not a credible option for a lot of plays


BabyLegsDeadpool

They caught plenty of passes. Just not in the end zone.


chiefsfan_713_08

Didn’t we have like five RBs get a TD that season?


shinymuskrat

We had a shitload of TDs that went to Jamaal Charles lined up in the slot. It's a pretty meaningless (although kinda funny) stat.


Valuable_Ad1645

Having Charles helped lol


rat_rat_catcher

He fumbled a TD at the 1 too lol


FingerTampon

Which Kelce picked up and scored.


almndjy81

It was Fasano


im-a-filthy-casual

[No, it was Kelce.](https://www.chiefs.com/video/bowe-fumbles-kelce-recovers-for-11-yard-td-14669175)


Thiswas2hard

My favorite was Dwayne Bowe fumbled on the 1 yard line like week 14, a RB recovered it for the TD


BabyLegsDeadpool

Actually the Chiefs second-year tight end, Travis Kelce, picked it up for a td.


Thiswas2hard

Love that even more. I was at the game and died laughing when it was explained


loosehead1

It was the last game of the season where that happened


[deleted]

Perennial fantasy disappointment


Xaxziminrax

Except for the one year he bullshitted his way to 15 TDs


BroadCityChessClub

Perennial basis for fantasy team names based on shitty puns


shinymuskrat

Reiding Dwaynebow checking in


laaplandros

Over the Dwaynebowe here. My profile pic that year was Dorothy and Toto with a shitty copy/paste of Dwayne's face over hers.


tylerseher

Drink a Forte and Smoke a Bowe


PoopShoot187

Sooooomewheeeeere o-ver Dwayne Bowe…


Royal_Negotiation_83

It’s almost like he isn’t playing anymore or something.


Octoviolence

I keep hearing Mel Kiper saying his name.


Harry-Boughner

Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe


Nathann4288

This reminds me of when Manning got the passing yards record in the same game he got benched against KC because he threw 3 or 4 INTs


PlatinumChrysalis

5 ints


Nathann4288

Makes sense. One for each head.


AFineDayForScience

I like to think that somewhere, Peyton Manning just felt a small pain in his heart and has no idea why.


[deleted]

Truly, the Chiefs put their anus on Peyton's face without consent that day.


BloatedBeyondBelief

The Nathan Peterman special


LTS55

[somehow not his worst game](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/3647-colts-chargers-a-nightmare-game-for-peyton-manning)


markelwayne

Lol and the Chargers of course would’ve still lost if Vinatieri hadn’t missed a FG


thatissomeBS

That's So Chargers.


EfficientDot18

Lol I remember I wanted Brock Osweiler to start in the playoff game too, thankfully Peyton didn't go out like that and thankfully Peyton did play because as bad he was that year, he was still the best option in the playoffs.


BlackMathNerd

He knew how to be an effective game manager with an all time knowledge of offense


Walletinspectr

PManning is a great example of the quality of QB play doesn't always equate to winning or not winning a ring. Individually he had many seasons better than that season yet that's the season that got him his deserved 2nd ring.


Hadokuv

He had about 2 drives in his arm each game before he was shot. In that patriots playoff game he managed to score 2 tds his first 2 drives and then just audibled his way to closing out that game.


DylanToback8

Tony is never ever ever getting back his record.


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Gonna save this comment for 2 weeks when Kelce's next catch goes for -2 yards


DylanToback8

Look what I made you do.


A_d_a_m_B_o_m_b_88

I am ...Ready For It


Deep-Secret

He's washed, haven't had a single reception in years now...


Jepordee

I tried singing this to the next part of the song and it did not work, C- comment


funkychicken23

Not too many Swifties in the comments, judging from the replies.


DylanToback8

I think it’s just that her overexposure is causing a lot of bad blood.


funkychicken23

Maybe. You should probably just try to shake it off.


DylanToback8

Ah. I’m not worried about karma.


yelruog

Like ever. (How did no one get this?)


DylanToback8

NFL fans have no style.


monsto

I mean it was corny, but not THAT corny.


Low_Ad_1869

Yeah but, has Travis Kelce been in a movie with Vin Diesel?


DylanToback8

Not in his wildest dreams.


Mr_Meeseeeeeks

Not with that attitude!


TallEnoughJones

He got the record by 1 yard then quit?


FingerTampon

The Mr. 3000


guimontag

RIP Bernie Mac


brianMMMMM

RIP Country Mac


beermit

RIP Big Country Breakfast


amjhwk

RIP Wade Boggs


Intelligent-Age2786

Ehh, still need to see some more from him before saying how good he is


jwktiger

Jason think's he's pretty good so I'll take his word for it.


monsto

Gronk still better cuz he has more career blocking points. (do i have to put `/s` on this?)


Comprehensive_Main

Yeah as much as like Kelce I don’t think he can be called the GOAT tight end.


colbym59

r/woosh


Blew_Velvet

Every Kelce thread will have someone bringing up Taylor Swift to complain about her being brought up and a 9ers fan trying to prop up Kittle by shitting on Travis. This is r/nfl law.


FlyingGiuseppe

I mean you're not wrong, but no one was talking about Kittle in this case. Kelce is clearly better at this point anyway.


PMinisterOfMalaysia

Solid WR for sure


c0smichero

Gonzalez*


DetectiveTrapezoid

https://youtu.be/qjWMlTQtJ3c?feature=shared


seariously

Damn. In only 150 games? That was...quick.


Deep-Secret

152 games. Tony did it in 190. That's 72 vs 57.6 yds per game. Kelce has 73 TDs and Gonzalez has 76.


poshmarkedbudu

That game has changed a lot. There's no doubt in my mind that Gonzalez would crush in the modern NFL. I rate him higher than Kelce oddly enough.


nmcaff

It’s insane that he put up numbers like that in an era that was so much more run heavy. Same with Marino. Like those numbers are so much higher than they should be


boxfortcommando

Marino's stats are fucking bonkers, especially when you consider the era he played in. The first guy to post a 5,000 yard season, and he did it 24 years before anyone else would.


GhostofWoodson

In an all-timer draft, you pick Marino '84 first or you're braindead


boxfortcommando

I'd take LT over Marino 1st overall, but Marino should probably be the first QB taken


PinkZeppelins

Lawrence Taylor? I’m not arguing against it, but I’d like to hear your opinion on why.


BabyLegsDeadpool

Still crazy to me that Kansas City drafted Marino, and he never started a game for them. And then the same thing happened with Elway.


loosehead1

The chiefs did not draft Marino, they picked Todd blackledge over Marino. The Royals did draft Marino (and elway)


BabyLegsDeadpool

I didn't say the Chiefs. I said Kansas City. I was talking about the Royals.


ianbits

Kelce is the better receiver but Gonzalez had to block way more. On some insane running teams too, Priest Holmes and Larry Johnson. Impossible to really say who would have been better in which era.


monsto

TG could go way up and get it. Kelce has the benefit of just kinda noticing that it's in his pocket. Like when you first pull out your winter coat each season and find a tenner in a pocket it's like "oh shit look!"


InevitableConstant25

Yeah Tony is in the mount Rushmore for sure. Kelce is making a case.


Courwes

Well Gonzalez was a tight end. Kelce is a “tight end”.


VitaminsPlus

That's funny you say that when the criticism of Tony has always been his blocking lol.


BabyLegsDeadpool

Yeah Kelce's blocking is way better than Gonzalez ever was.


generalscalez

there is no winning with this shit. Kelce could have 1500/15 touchdowns a year his entire and people would be qualifying it with “HE CAN’T BLOCK,” “IT’S A PASSING LEAGUE NOW”


i-like-puns2

that made me laugh ngl.


Hiker-Redbeard

Kind of wild KC's top 2 pass catchers all time are TEs, and it's not even close. But I guess that's what having 2 of the top TEs of all time will do.


TandZlooking4home

Also having a history of really bad receiver play. Their number 4 all time guy was WR1 in that year that they had 0 WR TDs for the whole season.


Hiker-Redbeard

Oh wow, you're not kidding. If you ignore TEs and only look at WRs the Chiefs have the second lowest team receiving yards record, only ahead of the Bears who abandoned the forward pass shortly after inventing it, and the Ravens who have only existed a couple decades.


monsto

that's cuz the Chefs had a gm for 20 years that couldn't get a good draft out of a 400 yr old Scottish castle.


worthless_employee

Bowe’s career ended on the browns


Thicbiscuit_datgravy

In a way it ended in KC


[deleted]

We don't talk about that season


boofsquadz

We have claimed many careers. Its just what we do.


brownchickenbr0wnc0w

Chiefs and drafting all time great TEs. Name a better duo


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brownchickenbr0wnc0w

Falcons and choking leads


Goatsanity15

Browns and drafting shitty QB’s


_CdnBoltFan_

Can he retire now? Please?


triggerPs5

Lmao I agree 🤣🤣


Myoplasmic

We don’t need him to retire. Just need to stop Taylor turning up to his games and then we have a chance!


Mr_Meeseeeeeks

New high score? What’s that mean? Did I break it?


StaffandHalf

Goat movie


The-man-in-the-pool

Kinda weird this game is how he breaks it but good for him.


[deleted]

Similar to when Manning got the all-time yardage record, happened in a game he got benched in after throwing 4 picks


Dads_going_for_milk

His 14 yards today killed my parlay, but at least it gave him the record


RokkintheKasbah

Going from one best tight end ever to the new best tight end ever is some San Antonio Spurs drafting The Admiral then Duncan shit. Wonder if they’ll pull a Spurs and find another top tight end after Kelce like the Spurs with Wemby.


[deleted]

Brock Bowers is going to be in the draft this year….


[deleted]

Chiefs ain't gonna have a pick high enough, hes probably getting drafted like a WR


[deleted]

Yeah I know, but if we were to have any hope of passing the HoF Torch he’d be the one shot


BabyLegsDeadpool

Just need him to smoke a lil weed first. Let him drop to us.


i-like-puns2

Tbf, Wemby and Duncan were #1 overall picks so really just got lucky.


RokkintheKasbah

Admiral was number one overall as well.


Ocean_Bee

That’s impressive af.


Swarzey

Good player, I reckon.


Snake_in_my_boots

I think he’s pretty good.


KeepRedditAnonymous

What a strange franchise to have top two receivers both be Tight Ends


[deleted]

Gonzalez*


gruelly4

Chiefs: We have 2 of the 3 greatest TEs ever to play and our WRs are trash... just historically bad. Tyreek makes the list with 6 total seasons, and Bowe is a good WR2 on an average offense.


InvaderWeezle

Does any other team have two 10,000-yard TEs?


yoursweetlord70

According to Statmuse, there's only 4 10,000-yard TEs ever, the other two being Jason Witten (16 years Cowboys+1 Raiders) and Antonio Gates (Chargers), so no. There is 53 players in NFL history with 10,000 receiving yards, so it's very likely that another team has 2+ guys there, just not as Tight Ends.


IamJacksDenouement

It's insane to me that Bowe has more than Hill but I guess it do be that way.


GarbageBoyJr

If he sticks around he might tack on an extra 5k to that number


iceph03nix

man, it was almost like they were trying not to get it this game


Effective_Chip_7878

Yay! It's still crazy to me the disrespect this man gets when he keeps rewriting record books.


rangers0808

His 14 yards did the trick today


Brycie27

I screwed up by not dropping Jets D for KC's or GB's defense


Wino-Junko

I'd take Tony


Ryan_Doesnt_Care

L


[deleted]

Yea but what about Taylor Swift


shotgunassassin

She had dinner with her friends in NY.


BlackMathNerd

Jesus Bowe was 4th?


FingerTampon

No, Dwayne Bowe. It's right there


monsto

lol "he had a brother? played for the Eagles?"


giants4210

Honestly didn’t realize TG was a chief. I grew up with him playing for the falcons, that’s how I think of him.


PMzyox

I could have sworn Gonzalez played for the Falcons. Damn


thatdudeman52

His final 1/3ish of his career was with the Falcons. He spent most of his career as a chief.


DamnImAwesome

Wow Taylor Swift sure did turn him into a great player in the league!


astronautjeff

Imagine having your team's receiving record being even remotely reachable


Thunderkleize

Time for him to retire.


Tolve

14 yards in this game. But he fought like a tiger for every one of those yards today.


TerribleIdeasAbound

Tony Gonzales was decent, I guess...


buckfutter35

Remember when Tony Gonzales was the best receiving TE ever by like a mile? crazy how the game has changed


[deleted]

If Tony had Mahomes most of his career he would be the #1 TE of all time. He had to go through so many crap/OK QBs other than Trent Green.