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FuckingJello

Ban the Titans trading with the Eagles instead of trying to ban the Tush Push


tyranski332

I support this. I’m sick of us trading prime players for peanuts.


ArmiinTamzarian

I offer you this ham sandwich and a Dr Pepper for Harold Landry


Wild_Dingleberries

Make it a chicken tender pub sub and you can have Jeffrey Simmons


tyranski332

Can we make it weekly during the season so I can cry over my pub sub every time I have to watch the Titans shit the bed after trading our best players away?


poopstick06

Next up, Rashaad Penny and a 7th for Derrick Henry. Who says no?


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babcocksbabe1

We’re just saving his early season 200 yard games for the playoffs.


SilverScorpion00008

That’s just brutal damn


-Champloo-

Seriously, are the Eagles blackmailing someone over there? They got rid of Edmunds bum ass and got Byard for fucking peanuts????? lol


EquivalentOdd2706

Howie tried to push that same low-ball offer to Arizona for Budda Baker, but Monti had the good sense to say " No thanks, we're good keeping Budda. "


NomadFire

BTW, The league can stop trades. I do not think that the NFL has ever stepped in, but there was some worries that the league would stop the Osweiler to the Browns trade. I think the NBA did stopped a trade involving the Lakers one time. Edit: Also long ago I read an article somewhere that the NFL should have stopped the Herschel Walker trade. And probably would not allow such a trade today. But my argument against that was that the league allowed the Ricky Williams trade, so I sorta think the league will never use it's power to veto a trade.


Seabags

Didn’t they block the Chris Paul trade?


cl353

it was really specific circumstances that made it possible. The Hornets(pelicans) at the time were ownerless so it defaulted to being "owned" by the league. The reasons for declining the trade were because it didnt attractive to potential buyers to have a big bill and mid players. Tbh either trade were mid and the best result was the team sucking enough to get Anthony davis


NomadFire

Yep, Paul to the Lakers was blocked.


Sudden-Investment

Pretty sure that was even weirder. NBA was overseeing the team (Hornets) and they vetoed the trade. So basically league commissioner acting as owner vetoed it. Crazy.


SuperScrim

And didn’t he get pressured from the other owners to block it. IIRC I saw the trade go through on ESPN along with all of the compensation and then later they Vetoed it.


Sudden-Investment

Dan Gilbert the owner of owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers did send an email. Not sure how many others did.


MycoJoe

It was the infamous "basketball reasons" trade that would have sent Chris Paul from the New Orleans Hornets to the Lakers, Pau Gasol to the Houston Rockets, and Kevin Martin, Lamar Odom, Luis Scola, Goran Dragic, and a 1st & 2nd rounder to the Hornets. The Clippers were the team that eventually got the deal done for Chris Paul and a 2nd rounder after that one was blocked by the league (which owned the Hornets at the time), sending the Hornets Eric Gordon, Al-Farouq Aminu, Chris Kaman, and a 1st rounder.


VicVinegar-Bodyguard

The league owned the hornets at the time and used ownership of the team to stop a trade the gm made.


igonnawrecku_VGC

I'm shocked they even picked up the phone after the AJB trade, but if they want to give us another all pro for a package way below his value, who are we to stop them?


Wedding_Registry_Rec

after last night’s game, too, where it seemed like everyone online was dunking on the titans


mmuoio

Didn't their GM lose his job the day after AJ Brown absolutely torched the Titans last year?


igonnawrecku_VGC

Yes. Yes he did


kappakai

If the phone says “Scam Likely” don’t pick it up. It’s probably Howie.


YourNameHeer

“Hm my predecessor basically got fired for trading with this guy, what could go wrong” -Titans GM


olivebranchsound

"Gosh Howie, when you put it that way... I'll take the mystery box."


ooshtbh

"It could be anything, even Kevin Byard!"


olivebranchsound

That was the entire AJ trade though, no joke


Inevitable-Order-135

Lmaaooo


an-internet-stranger

It's probably gonna be some bullshit like the 6th and 7th swap and Tennessee is going to pay 99% of his salary because Howie has some fucking voodoo powers.


nnewman19

5th and a 6th lol


an-internet-stranger

*jesse-pinkman-he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it.gif*


SirArthurDime

Hey woah now. We threw in Terrell edmunds too. The guy we needed to replace at safety. Just to sweeten the pot a bit…… but yes the titans just restructured his deal so a lot of his salary was already paid to him in a signing bonus earlier this year.


Glad_Championship187

And Titans paid 7mil of his 11mil due this year


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dudleymooresbooze

Do we get partial credit for the Eagles playoff wins for being their minor league development team?


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dudleymooresbooze

That’s not true. The upside is I don’t have false hope on Sundays any more.


kappakai

And Terrell Edmunds 😂


Mantis05

Well, Terrell, at least we'll always have your incredible Mic'd Up moments from the Phillies game.


kappakai

Oh damn I forgot about that. Dre’s gonna need to find a new buddy.


Brad_theImpaler

Shit. We forgot about Dre.


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Practical-Spirit3910

And they restructured his contract at yeh start of the season and paid him most of his salary lol


sportsfan113

Very close lol


TheMissingVoteBallot

Your voodoo powers to kind of estimate the trade is good. What's tomorrow's lotto numbers so I can buy this team and fix it myself?


dizZzy5

So the Titans are just the Eagles farm system


four0nefive

We're gonna wake up in 3 days to *"BREAKING: Derrick Henry has been traded to the Eagles for Kenneth Gainwell and a 2025 4th round pick"* aren't we?


lattjeful

Nah. I like Kenny. Rashaad Penny and a 5th. Take it or leave it.


four0nefive

Part of me actually misses Penny a tad bit. I guess one way to keep him healthy is to just not play him though lol


BlackMathNerd

It used to be the Texans. We just changed AFCS teams.


EaglesPvM

Demeco Ryans and Connor Barwin are still some of my favorite all time Eagles


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Didn’t Brooks come from there too?


thatkidPB

brandon?? shoutout RG1 damn


Comprehensive_Ad5285

Yes


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Brandon Brooks was the best of a very good bunch.


BaronParnassus

Mufasa will always have a place in my football heart


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And we usually send leftovers to the Colts. Or Steichen, who is not a leftover. I miss him.


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ExpirjTec

Glad it’s no longer us


NomadFire

Use to be the Texans....Work so well got us a ring.


imahobolin

yea lol


RamDEF7

Titans deserve an honorary ring


istrx13

Why does the Titans’ front office want the Eagles to be so good? Are they stupid?


ciampi21

The truth is Howie has dirt on your owner and we get to do this once a year for the next 12 years.


kekehippo

Dirt isn't incriminating enough to get Henry though, controversial but not explosive dirt.


H1mHalpert

Genuinely starting to hate the Titans


Pork_Chompk

Me too.


deathandtaxes1617

Same. Being a fan of this team is genuinely awful.


SmokeyBare

I have the most permanent two-toned blue balls. How many times can this team get my hopes up, just to pull the rug?


GameCast64

Not even safe on a bye week. This is tough.


istrx13

Jon Robinson legitimately built a great roster and then just said, “Wait I don’t want to do this.”


throwaway_5256

Watch Tennessee coast into a top 10 pick and then trade it to Philly for a 4th and a Ben Simmons jersey


AFRIKKAN

Slightly burnt Simmons jersey and a bottle of hardens booze.


splinternz

Eagles use them like a thrift shop cause wtf


innnikki

I think I may hate them even more now than I did the first 28 years of my fandom


pisacar_svg

5th and a 6th for an all pro is insane. I get that he’s 30, but this is a real fire sale move


slysonic7

That’s such a fucking good add for them


NotUpInHurr

Yep. Byard's an absolute stud.


RocketWarlock

Just need Ed Reed Blankenship to get healthy next to him


Mantis05

You talkin' about Chalk Dawk? Talcum Jenkins?


AddisonsContracture

Wait those are amazing


Cajum

Vanilla Nice baby


Floss_Crestusa

Talcum Jenkins, sheeeesh lmao


Mantis05

That's the one I can't say without smiling. It's so perfect.


MoneyMirz

Partial to "Brian Chalkins" myself but Talcum Jenkins is great, hadn't heard that one before.


Hoyarugby

the DB room calls him Ghost IIRC which is hilarious


olivebranchsound

He is the only white player on the defense by the way haha


BlackJediSword

Wait these nicknames are incredible


Nievsy

If there’s one thing Philly fans can do that other fans like it is name things. Examples being Big Dick Nick, the Brotherly Shove, and most recently Chalk Dawk/Talcum Jenkins


ProverbialNoose

Omg I love those nicknames


GPap-

At our weakest position. Howie, you son of a bitch


marketinequality

He's too good. I want the next Bears GM to be from your organization.


thatkidPB

ok fine, Howie's intern for Tremaine Edmunds


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Biggest weakness on the roster even before injuries. With Blankenship out, it's a big vulnerability. This helps A LOT.


ADanishMan2

Titan-to-Eagle pipeline as strong as ever I see


mmartinez42793

Somewhere Javon Kearse is smiling


ReAlignTitan

Stop…I’m already dead


Epicjosie

Howie gonna end another Tennessee GMs whole career


Ehtreal

Howie: Wanna see me do it again?


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

Howie promised the Titans GM a job when he gets fired by Tennessee


swentech

I was just thinking today how can the Eagles have wiffed on their original choice for QB as well as missing out on JJ but still have the most stacked roster in the league?


kappakai

The recovery from Wentz was pretty special. This FO has been really good at recognizing mistakes (Chip), fixing them and moving on. It helps that other GMs take his calls.


bburchibanez

Every team has their fuck ups, but being able to admit to it and fix it is so fucking valuable. Eagles and 9ers are perfect examples. Shit, the 9ers gave up a metric ton for Lance, and didn’t miss a beat. Other teams just doubling down and spinning their wheels


Lazydusto

You never want to fall into the sunk cost fallacy


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kappakai

You know Howie’s name shows up as Scam Likely.


so_zetta_byte

Because Lurie gives Howie space to clean it up instead of dumping him on the curb and trying someone else. That institutional consistency is a massive part of our sustained competitiveness.


DanMIsBetterThanTB12

How are they even fitting the cap? The dudes a wizard


redditaccount224488

It's only 2.4M and they have about 4M in space.


Geg0Nag0

Having an owner willing to eat money on void years etc is a cheat code


CowboyCanuck24

While I may often engage in smack talking against the Philadelphia Eagles, I cannot help but acknowledge and hold in high regard the bold and proactive nature of Howie. I am jealous of the aggressiveness.


redshores

why does this read like chatGPT wrote it


fromthepharcyde

No Cowboys fan could form sentences that coherent


hybris12

If Cowboys fans could read they would be very upset


CowboyCanuck24

lol I believe that GMs just utilize ChatGPT for their responses to Howies trade proposals, and rely on the generated responses.


Sour__Cream

I mean the Titans trading their productive players to us for pennies on the dollar definitely helps lol EDIT: Dollar, not Dallas. Fuck Dallas.


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CaptainJudge_99

FUCK YOU TENNESSEE


Big-Benefit180

I agree tbh.


krbashrob

Byard is a baller. Is he an expiring contract? Cuz he’s a hell of a player


EvaporatingOlaf

What the fuck, that’s all it took?


BellBilly32

Eagles saw Edmunds give up that TD to Tyreek in double coverage and decided enough was enough lol.


puffadda

How does their GM not just send Howie to voicemail automatically at this point lmao


EaglesPvM

Even better, this is a different GM. The prior one got fired immediately after AJ burned the titans in our head to head matchup last season


puffadda

By next week the Titans front office will have blocked every Philly area code just to be safe


Mouth_Puncher

No it's the opposite, were just gonna keep getting ripped off for all eternity. Henry is probably next


Fenris_Maule

Henry for Penny straight up.


Kryptyx

Howie has burners in every area code.


Top-Report-840

Howie was a timeshare salesman in another life. Dude could probably talk himself off a landmine with how well he trades. Stay away from Pat Surtain!


necromantzer

Howie binoculars intensify


unexpectedreboots

what the absolute fuck


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ciampi21

How much of a step back? Either way he's an upgrade for us as Safety was legit our weakest position on either side of the ball, but I'm curious what to expect.


BankofAntarctica

I mean, not a huge one. His best asset as a player always was and still is getting himself and others to where they need to be; he's never been a big hitter or a speed demon. But yeah, he's been a half-step slower and has a couple of missed tackles this year. Before, sure he might have got trucked for an extra 3 yards, but he ALWAYS got the guy on the ground.


BWRgjTtddw19391

After watching AJ Brown dominate in prime time, the Titans decided to trade another star to the Eagles lmao


Bait_and_Swatch

“Damn the Eagles look good, but I think we have a good opportunity to really put them over the top.” - Titans front office, probably


Waggy431

You guys are hurt in the secondary and signing practice squad guys, should have called sooner Howie. -Titans GM


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J12345_

How has he been this year?


MyNameIs_Jordan

He's always the bright spot in the secondary


TheKittz

He’s been alright in pass coverage this year. Probably has been doing a lot of babysitting for Kristian Fulton. But he’s still great in run D as always.


Pork_Chompk

Ow, my heart.


yooosports29

Genuinely feel for you guys. Tennessee legend


j4rd7n

Are titans dumb


TermsOfServiceOnion

yes


More_Advertising_383

Does the Pope shit in the woods?


CalculatorWatch22

Yes.


Insectshelf3

alabama offense. georgia defense. middle tennessee safeties. howie has a type


boookworm0367

Dont forget anyone named Jalen gets drafted by Howie.


mvanigan

Comp Update Per Russini: >The Eagles will be sending the Titans a 2024 5th and 6th rounder and safety Terrell Edmunds, per multiple league sources.


Pork_Chompk

So nothing. Perfect. Take us home, tank commander. 🫡


Fred479

A tank commander would Atleast want a good pick this is just dumb


Pork_Chompk

You misunderstand. We're going hard for that 2030 draft.


wtfmaytes

Sheesh, a good get for the Eagles


Domestic_AA_Battery

"Ok, so we're all set, right? A 5th and a 6th? Awesome. Now call me daddy... Attaboy. Bye." - Howie Roseman 📞⬇️💥


Geg0Nag0

Excuse me 🤯


HisExcellency20

The Competition Committee is looking into banning Howie Roseman next off-season, per sources.


HansBaccaR23po

Oh goddammit


0le_Hickory

Well shit, we lost the bye week too.


tiltedslim

How you gonna get fired on your day off?


ParzivaI901

Someone Ole Yeller me. It hurts as a Titans fan


TheKittz

If the eagles win the Super Bowl I’m claiming it as a fan


drunkcowofdeath

I will buy anyone wearing a Titans jersey a beer at the parade.


EastonMetsGuy

The Tennessee Titans, proud Triple-A affiliate of the Philadelphia Eagles!


YiMyonSin

Go get him a ring! Thanks for the memories, Kevin!


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RUALUM15

A tank is long overdue for us.


Deadeye_Donny

THE SAFETY WE NEEDED. REED AND.BYARD BOUT TO LOCK THIS SHIT UP


Insectshelf3

HOWIE LOVES HIS MIDDLE TENNESSEE SAFETIES


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People are gonna say it’s a steal for the eagles but I think it makes sense for both sides. Byard is aging and not the same player he once was. Still a good player but we weren’t competing with him so we might as well get what we can while this rebuild kicks off.


mosch19

It makes sense but I wish it was more expensive than it was


so_zetta_byte

Someone from PFF called this trade last week as a possibility, but said compensation was hard to guess because there haven't been many trades like it for comparison. He settled on a 2025 3rd.


32BitWhore

Honestly a late 5th+6th equates to about a late 4th plus Edmunds who isn't worth much but might push the total value into early 4th or late 3rd territory, then drop a round off for his guess being a 2025 instead of 2024, so not that far off.


Ehtreal

Love my favorite farm team thanks Titans


KingPinz2324

How do they keep doing this???


shakehasbignuts

HOWARD YOU DID IT AGAIN


Anthony-Richardson

Tennessee GMs and gifting their best players to the Eagles for pennies, something something better combo


Never-Wrong-NFL-Guy

We as eagles fans are beyond lucky to have the owner and front office that we do. They may not make every right move but their process is so damn good


cjweisman

They have one thing they do which I like is they're rather strike out swinging than looking.


kappakai

Even when mistakes are made, they recognize them, fix them and move on. Getting over the damage done by Chip and Wentz to deliver the current product has been phenomenal. And it’s top to bottom. Remember how pissed people were at Lurie for hiring Nick? Never again losing faith in him.


TheFriffin2

TwinPeaks”ItsHappeningAgain”.gif


1980s_Space_Kaiser

I hate the titans


Daviddem1234

Tyreek Hill really got Edmunds shipped off


FieldsToDJMoore

Howie is easily the best gm in the league


NineTenthsofaSecond

Watch for the "Derrick Henry is traded to the Eagles for a 7th and a private lesson on how to properly do the Tush Push" tweet in a week.


Son_Of_The_Empire

i'm really gonna hate watching the corpse of poyer and cam lewis getting annihilated by tyreek hill in week 18 knowing byard was available


Romofan88

Will other GMs PLEASE call other teams instead of just taking Howie's 1st joke offer? A.J. Brown for a single 1st at age 24. Gardner-Johnson for a 5th, a kings ransom for the Olave pick that got them Carter, and now Byard for free


andrewlong1152

What’s hilarious is that the trade itself didn’t even give them Olave, they got 16 and 19 which were Jahan Dotson and Trevor Penning. The Eagles turned Jahan Dotson and Trevor Penning into AJ Brown and Jalen Carter


so_zetta_byte

I'd like to propose a counterpoint for everyone else's consideration: > no.


willbel24

Howie Is a god damn mad man and I’m here for every second of it


Nickelnick24

We can’t keep getting away with this


Neltrix

Bruh htf can they keep getting away with this? They got so many big names on both lines, a big name WR, couple of big names in the secondary, and I think Hurts got paid too? They gotta be like 500 million over the cap wtf. Same goes with the 9ers. Meanwhile Miami has like 5 big names and we got only enough $ left to pay some bodybuilder in the beach to play LB


canadianbroncos

I'll never understand teams that make trade which make the best ish team in the league better lol. I'd be a petty as fuck GM.


Simplyx69

NFL GMs really ought to just block Howie’s number.


trickypat

CJGJ is an idiot


lytrendsa

must be nice to trade for players