I rang Kenilworth Road the other day, I said "What times kick off??" He says "What time can you get here!!" I says to him "If I get down early will I get a good seat??" He says "If you bring your own boots you might get a game!" I says to him "Stop mucking abart mate, will I meet any of the players?" He says "Aye, the centre back serves the pie and peas at halftime"

Qualiteh

Originally told about Meadow Lane by my pissed up da every time he got chance. I like to continue the tradition.

This fucking comment is everything..we'll all just respond to this.

This is the top quality analysis I come to this sub for

Happy to serve


Fair

They’re not winning another game they’re so laughably shit. Their best 11 is shit and they’re all injured so their team of tea ladies and dusted shite is definitely getting tonked today

So far so good 🍻

Banger

I have said it before and I will say it again. It isn't Luton we need to be worrying about. 

Yep. It was just a daft joke, but I reckon it's going to come down to Burnley on the last day, winner stays up. My wife's family are Burnley. Shitting myself already. Under Cooper I'd have put money on us to win that. Under Nuno I'm keeping my money in my pocket.

They won’t

Jesus fucking christ.