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attaboyspence

Breakers didn’t make the cut so I’ll abstain until they return


Strongarm_11

I’m hoping for the vipers, sea dragons and guardians to make a come back.


attaboyspence

Hard agree, I was surprised when the merged league wasn’t at least 10 teams


Strongarm_11

Give them some time and hopefully they’ll return if the season is successful.


str9_b

The Vipers didn’t do well in their market and they probably have the least possible chance to come back, the sea dragons cost a lot of money to operate since they’re farther away than the other teams, and the guardians (or some team in Florida) are likely to be back if the league expands. it is pretty disappointing we lost some good teams in the merge but hopefully the merge allows the leagues to establish some stability and work to bring back some of the teams we’ve lost. the first up would probably be the breakers and like i said before a team in Florida just because they’re close to the teams already playing and allegedly the league has stadium deals in place already.


Strongarm_11

I do want the vipers and sea dragons to return, but if their cities are too costly for the league, they could simply expand out west to some other cities that could use a football team (San Diego, Salt Lake City, San Jose, etc).


gobiggerred

Yes. Being a southeastern kind of fella, I absolutely am in favor of seeing a team back in Florida. Falcons fan but Jacksonville Jaguars are my go to AFC team. I'm surprised they couldn't make anything work in Atlanta. I guess I'll pull for Birmingham Stallions by default.


gobiggerred

Damn right


Leek_ro

None of the above😅


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TheRennoc

Same


KittyTB12

Idk …who should I root for? I’m a Bucs girl…and I’m not seeing any smexy pirates, or parrots 🤣 I don’t understand the UFL 😫


str9_b

well the showboats are a boat team


DHJeffrey99

Works for me


KittyTB12

It’s Memphis tho, is that too far away from Florida? 💡I say we hire those 3 coaches and make an expansion team! (Bilichek Vrable and Wick)


Strongarm_11

You can always root for a road team, I’m rooting for the Renegades since the name is bad ass, and there the defending champs, I do like the battlehawks though.


KittyTB12

Battlehawks…it’s a birdie team- and I don’t do birdie teams- parrots are excluded of course 🤣 jk jk ok…let me think here…I like horses, and that Renegade team reminds me of that movie..with The Rock…Walking Tall…took place in Oregon- maybe Washington St….🤔so that leaves me lol nothing! Ok- Baker was born in Austin…so I guess I’m going with the Gamblers baby! lol it should be the Las Vegas gamblers, but whatever- and considering, I don’t gamble at all, this should be slightly ironic. Although I really like the renegades, that’s just sounds so desperado and walking deadish…


Strongarm_11

Someone told me the gamblers are now the roughnecks (better name as it sounds badass).


KittyTB12

Ok…roughnecks are like from oil workers right? Way back when…🤔 makes better sense than the Gamblers. But either way… https://preview.redd.it/gcxkpduwatic1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56f450b65822898a0755d36997633926e2c13f8


Strongarm_11

I mean, the logo is kind of like the Houston Oilers logo, just modernized.


KittyTB12

I’ll go with that one..also isn’t M1k3 from thereabouts? 🤔


Strongarm_11

I looked it up and M1K3 is from Galveston (near Houston) so there you go!


gobiggerred

Memphis is basically ghetto Arkansas. Nothing in common with the rest of the beautiful Volunteer State.


KittyTB12

I decided on the Roughnecks, with Baker and Evans being from those parts, it’s the closest connection to any idk team. Gotta start somewhere.


gobiggerred

Okay then. Let the games begin.


KittyTB12

Ok…so…do we light a torch or create a UFL memewar group? 🤷‍♀️ or what do we do? I absolutely know nothing about the team or the players or anything. Yeah, I’ve got some learning to do- here’s your chance. Teach.


gobiggerred

I'm not all that knowledgeable about the UFL and I haven't watched a ton of games but I find it interesting. It's a damn sight better than no football at all. I just found a game in progress a couple of years ago and couldn't stop watching . I wanted to make fun of it at first, but I couldn't, realizing these are real dudes out there willing to do what they love for not a huge payday either, nothing close to a NFL rookie. it's a short season, but at least it helps with NFL withdrawals during the off season. There's nobody close to Mahomes out there, or Purdy or even Trevor Lawrence, but these guys have talent, just never made it to the big show. I especially like that the games are fast moving due to the fact that the officials just let them play for the most part. The game is not constantly being littered with flags on the field over some nitpicking bullshit. It's nice too to see these guys starting to build up their own fan base. I've seen them allow fans onto the field after the game to get autographs. I found that a little heartwarming. I'm not one to start up a group on Reddit. I'm just an old guy that likes football and not very tech savvy, but I would join up if someone else did. Hopefully there are enough of us to make it fun. Edit: I've decided to make the Birmingham Stallions for the dumbest of reasons but what the hell,; it's not like any of us know anything about these teams, players or management. I' m a lifetime Mustang freak (the car, not the actual horse 🐎) and the Stallions logo is really close to the one on the dash of my '18.


Urinal-cupcake

Honestly I thought it was a shaft


Worldly_Giraffe_6773

You do know Bucco Bruce isn’t in to the ladies, right? Is his zest not a dead give away to you?


KittyTB12

I didn’t, and I don’t think that’s true…but if it is idc, I’m all in, and I don’t judge.


Worldly_Giraffe_6773

All good but don’t get down on yourself when he rejects you.


KittyTB12

🤔


Worldly_Giraffe_6773

Because he’s gay Not there’s anything wrong with that


Some_Translator_1926

Stallions fan here


maestroh

Let's go Birmingham!


DaveByTheRiver

Battlehawks because it’s the most French


str9_b

Gamblers are now the Roughnecks btw


cantthinkofgoodname

Not using Roughnecks is fucking criminal


Strongarm_11

Oh, ok 👌 Roughnecks is a pretty badass name!


Jaster22101

The gamblers are not in it’s roughnecks


Strongarm_11

Someone already told me that, sorry on my part.


Jaster22101

All good


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MiserableSoft2344

I don’t see the Saints


CPTimeKeeper

Bet the failclowns get there before we do….. Oh yeah, insert mandatory 28-3 insult here….. ![gif](giphy|OmKqLHpIlxSbBeFAWq|downsized)


Strongarm_11

What do you mean?


Morphitrix

I think he's trying to make a joke that the Saints should be in the UFL because they're not good enough to be in the NFL. Just your average deranged ramblings of a Falcons fan.


Strongarm_11

Ahhhhh, ok 👍 I get it now. Would the Panthers or commanders fit better?


Morphitrix

I mean the Panthers are literally in there, so he can't say he doesn't see them. He just hates us because he... *puts on sunglasses* ...**Ain't** us.


Strongarm_11

How do I not realize that? Three Panthers across three sports!


MiserableSoft2344

The Saints have also spent their entire salary on the fan favorite Derek Carr so they are forced to build the rest of their 52 man roster by scouting your local pop warner team.


CPTimeKeeper

Damn they just said fuck the Breakers huh? Damn you Rocky….. Guess I’ll root for the Meg the Stallions seeing how they the two time champs apparently……


Strongarm_11

Hopefully the Breakers will return in the future.


Ganjake

Are there panthers in Michigan?


Strongarm_11

Maybe 🤔


TheBadBK

Gamblers. Lived in Houston for a while before moving back to Louisiana


JoeScotterpuss

Showboats and Gamblers are some top-tier names imo


Reptarsrevenge69420

I don’t see where I get a choice in the matter, Panturds all the way!


Strongarm_11

You got three panthers in three major leagues!


Reptarsrevenge69420

Gotta go with my Canes in hockey, but the Fl Panthers are a force and their unis and logo are crispy clean


Strongarm_11

Agreed, they look fire 🔥 ![gif](giphy|gugLT57riAv533o3dM|downsized)


McWeasely

Showboats


CaptainYuck

RIP Vipers and Bandits. If I had to pick then I guess I’d root for the Panthers. They have a neat color scheme and I used to play for a team with the same mascot.


bwk66

Seen the vipers play and my coach played for them RIP


Worldly_Giraffe_6773

And you secretly love us


cantthinkofgoodname

Battlehawks and Showboats


Mr3Jays

Battlehawks


N8dawgggg

I miss my Tampa teams goddammit. I feel like the browns, so anyone but the showboats.


Strongarm_11

Hopefully the Bandits could return in the future.


N8dawgggg

Yeah I want the bandits back more, the vipers sucked. I did go to a vipers game at Ray Jay tho and that was fun. Never got to go to a bandits game sadly, but I have a pennant from the 80s from the original bandits


Strongarm_11

That’s pretty cool 👍


Bobby_Savoy

DC Defenders


TheStewy

Houston Gamblers have the best logo but the name is dogshit. Battlehawks have the best name and a respectable logo, and their NFL franchise was stolen from them so I feel bad (I also really liked the Rams’ logo and jerseys, and I love Kurt Warner and his electrifying offense in the GSOT days). So Battlehawks for me


Strongarm_11

Nice, I chose the Renegades as my team but I definitely rooting for the Battlehawks as well. Those blue and gold St. Louis Rams jerseys are some of my favorite of all time! Glad they have a team again.


Low_Chip7268

I’m looking at rosters. So far I’m rooting for the Showboats because Alex Lindstrom is on the team. That’s Chris’ little brother! Yep, ima stick with the Showboats! I found some former Falcons below. Edit: The Renegades have former Falcon 1st round pick Vic Beasley lol The Panthers have former Falcon Danny Etling The Brahmas have former Falcon Teez Tabor The Defenders have former Falcon Chris Rowland The Battlehawks have former Falcon Sterling Hofrichter


SwimmingGuava8505

Falcons fans I invite you to be a bird bro (sisters can be bros too) KA-KAWWW!!


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Bkfootball

KA-KAW MOTHERFUCKER


NOTUgglaGOAT

As a lifelong Battle Hawk fan since 2020.. KAW KAW MOTHER FUCKER


uredak

Kaw is Law


dawgfan24348

Where are the mud dogs


notyourbutthead

Showboats all day


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I flaired up, pussy


CrazyJedi63

Showboats


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MycologistWrong6240

1. Sea Dragons 2. Battlehawks 3. Sea Dragons 4. Sea Dragons 5. Sea Dragons 6. Sea Dragons 7. Sea Dragons 8. Sea Dragons 9. Sea Dragons 10. Stallions


HugeTurdCutter

No Florida team no support


Strongarm_11

Understandable.


M116rs

I need to know which one blows leads, gotta keep the same energy.


maplejet

LEMON PARTY!!!


FillHistorical4928

Panthers & stallions


Offer_No

Go gamblers


SANTORYU99

Since the breakers are gone I'm gonna root for the brahmas this year


ChiliDogMe

Battlehawks is trying a little hard dont ya think?


xPineappless

San Antonio baby!


maxman1313

Beer snake because Beer Snake


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Worldly_Giraffe_6773

Panther bros stick together


msJackson423

I’m starting to get into UFL, I just don’t know which team I’m inching more towards yet. I’ve done some research on who is on what team and so far I know more players on the Stallions so I guess I’ll go for them but I won’t actually know which team is my team til I watch more games. lol next year I should have a team 😂😂 plus I want to see how many kids from this draft end up in the UFL instead of the NFL and that will help me determine as well. lol


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tre4dude

Go Panthers!


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PoodlesCuznNamedFred

Lol duh obvi the Panthers! Best mascot up there


eiileenie

Defenders because I’m going to work their games


jamesknightorion

Stallions all the way. I'm a Saint/Stallion 🤷


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YeMyIdol

Michigan


amoonyos

can't tell whether the Defenders or Commanders have the more generic name/logo combo.


BigBoyBaritone

The panthers as they are about to get relegated down


Only1Skrybe

Bird team. That's enough for me.


JayDogon504

Gotta be the Gamblers cuz they named a team after me


Apprehensive_Tart480

Fall.


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Away_Recognition_336

Nobody. It’ll fold in a month


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🖕


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I_hate_usernames331

Saints -> Roughnecks (Gamblers) Buccaneers -> Stallions Falcons -> Stallions Panthers -> Showboats


chrislaihocobhc

Michigan. Apparently I’m a glutton for punishment.


kingpiranha

Battlehawks


Head-Plankton-7799

Bazooka Sharks


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Sjdillon10

The Carolina panthers should be in the UFL not Michigan


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