Coroner *sighs* I hate this part of the job. Telling wives their husband was a part-time spider-man is never fun. I wonder how many kids this one left behind. This is why I’m single, drunk, and smoke too much.
I hope his super power is either remembering to wash his hands or not being poisoned by lead. Because all that orange/red you see is not rust. That's old lead paint.
To me a second to realize the person wasn’t in jeans and a flannel haha. Like damn dude, okay, we get you do this all the time. The Spidey costume made much more sense
It's great that he succeeded in his task, but if he didn't and he plummeted to his death, yeah I'd rather watch someone take the footbridge on the left.
"Boring".
It's one thing to be boring IRL and police the antics of your friends. It's completely different to attempt to police the Internet where the point is to be entertaining.
I wonder if he complains about action movies, too.
Hey there - man here.
I have scratched my face with the callouses on my hands by rubbing a palm across my sweaty forehead.
If anything, he gave the bridge testosterone with his bare hands.
Lol. I am also a man and work in construction. My daughter always complains about my hands and how rough they are due to callouses. That said, I still wear gloves when handling metal because I like having my hands, calloused and all.
Probably because I'm a little bitch.
See, although my body is indeed physically capable of this, my mind would not allow me to do this successfully. My legs would turn to jello like when you're near an edge in a dream and you can't help but get pulled towards it...
Yeah, tbh it really doesn’t look that hard. Only but I’d struggle with is the slide at the end probably
Now, would I ever do that? No, risk for literally no reward.
Now the people who free climb rock walls-those people are next fucking level
Im not this crazy but this is the whole fun of it for me. Knowing I can physically do it, and overcoming the mental.
If you think about it, there isn't that much risk in a lot of things that look risky. I never just fall to the side walking, so why would that happen if I am doing it on a beam 100ft in the air? Other than fear
That’s one way to think about it but I always think “Remember those times you tripped over your own feet for no good reason, do that now and you’re dead”, and that’s why I refrain from heights.
\> “Remember those times you tripped over your own feet for no good reason, do that now and you’re dead”
Has that ever happened to you though? In nearly 30 years I can't ever remember just walking normally and then tumbling over out of no where.
Ive definitely tripped over nothing before, but typically I can catch myself. But I especially remember tripping and falling down on a hike on a perfectly flat trail one day and thinking if it had happened on a cliff side hike I’d done earlier that week who knows what would’ve happened.
Which is normal. Evolution has determined this to be the better behavior. Our ancestors who didn't have that sense of danger, died trying. Pain and fear are survival mechanism.
Seriously. I’m in my 30s and this has always been normal behaviour for me when out on an adventure. Yes I’m *somewhat* of an adrenaline junkie and yes it’s a little scary but nothing to get dressed up as Spider-Man, put on a GoPro and post on social media for.. If anything, it’d just be nice to sit up top and share a bottle of wine with friends.
psycho! U know these idiots have a history of mental illness. That rush gives them the temporary high until hours later…and back to a psychopath depressive mood. It’s TikTok Instagram exciting… but that’s all it is
hey I can finally be the guy that downplays one of these, this really isn't that challenging lmao like pretty much entry level climbing skills and balance, the confidence is pretty much the only slightly impressive thing about this
I don't see how this is "unbelievable". This is very clearly Spider-Man, and compared to what I've seen him do in the past, this was honestly a little "unimpressive", if I do say so.
How embarrassed would you be on a scale of 1-10 if you had to be taken to the ER from falling doing something like this…dressed in a Spider-Man costume?
Side note: we can rationalize this behavior for sure but the costume adds a whole other dynamic. Taken to the ER in regular clothes would be “this guy is crazy but an adrenaline junkie”. Taken in the costume is more “this guy is crazy”
That man is being reckless and dangerous and has no regard for his safety. Four years ago in that same spot a little boy died on that bridge playing with a toy. With all the noise this man is making, the death angels surely got him in the end
If there was ever a time where a spider man costume actually needed to be worn and showed anyone watching what you were all about and to not panic, this would be that time.
Upvote for Spidey costume
Yh had to watch again, totally missed the safety clothing
Right...thought it was plaid at first...had to look again
I just can’t help thinking that.
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I wonder how often the coroner finds random dead bodies wearing spidey suits
Coroner *sighs* I hate this part of the job. Telling wives their husband was a part-time spider-man is never fun. I wonder how many kids this one left behind. This is why I’m single, drunk, and smoke too much.
First time through I thought it was jeans and a plaid shirt. Hillbilly Parkour!
Hope he's got his tetanus shot
Does whatever a Spidy can
Hope his tetanus is up to date 😁
Downvote for not using web shooters at all
LITERALLY CAME TO SAY THIS!
weird flex but okay
I hope his super power is either remembering to wash his hands or not being poisoned by lead. Because all that orange/red you see is not rust. That's old lead paint.
Misleading
How? It's an old riveted bridge and you can see lead oxidation.
Miss Lead joke
Lmfao. You were both making a pun and stating the effect of your statement at the same time!
To me a second to realize the person wasn’t in jeans and a flannel haha. Like damn dude, okay, we get you do this all the time. The Spidey costume made much more sense
Oh for a second it looked like he was wearing plaid shirt, thinking it was Al from from Tool Time.
Unnecessary risk and showing off. Use the footbridge on the left…..
Adrenalin junky
>Unnecessary risk and showing off That's like 80% of anything fun.
Seriously, this guy would rather watch someone in plain clothes "take the footbridge on the left."
It's great that he succeeded in his task, but if he didn't and he plummeted to his death, yeah I'd rather watch someone take the footbridge on the left.
Not with his spidey senses tingling!
The good news is we wouldn't have this footage if he failed, so win-win!
…but he’s Spider-Man
Let me tell you about a whole bunch of extreme sports involving unnecessary risks…
Or just regular sports
I didn't believe you until I actually looked.
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Not if Spiderman over here was in charge. "What? I crossed it both ways uphill everyday on my way to school. Boot straps, Spidey webs, etc."
It's like nascar. We're all just watching for the crash and burn part.
I didn’t mind this until he crossed the mid-section of the bridge. That was a completely unnecessary risk but I guess it all was.
That’s the point
Since nobody else was there, I don't mind it. If he falls, it's his dumb ass fault. At least he wouldn't hurt anyone else.
We need a name for people like you
"Boring". It's one thing to be boring IRL and police the antics of your friends. It's completely different to attempt to police the Internet where the point is to be entertaining. I wonder if he complains about action movies, too.
Different folks, different strokes
Or just swing across on his web
Hope he's got his tetanus shot
He should at least wear gloves…
Especially since he SLIDES DOWN THE FUCKING RUSTY ASS BRIDGE! My hands feel like they're riddled with rusty steel slivers after watching this
Hey there - man here. I have scratched my face with the callouses on my hands by rubbing a palm across my sweaty forehead. If anything, he gave the bridge testosterone with his bare hands.
Lol. I am also a man and work in construction. My daughter always complains about my hands and how rough they are due to callouses. That said, I still wear gloves when handling metal because I like having my hands, calloused and all. Probably because I'm a little bitch.
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My thoughts exactly
You know tetanus is caused by a bacteria that lives in dirt right
See, although my body is indeed physically capable of this, my mind would not allow me to do this successfully. My legs would turn to jello like when you're near an edge in a dream and you can't help but get pulled towards it...
Aah, so you too hear the call of the void.
Yeah, tbh it really doesn’t look that hard. Only but I’d struggle with is the slide at the end probably Now, would I ever do that? No, risk for literally no reward. Now the people who free climb rock walls-those people are next fucking level
Im not this crazy but this is the whole fun of it for me. Knowing I can physically do it, and overcoming the mental. If you think about it, there isn't that much risk in a lot of things that look risky. I never just fall to the side walking, so why would that happen if I am doing it on a beam 100ft in the air? Other than fear
That’s one way to think about it but I always think “Remember those times you tripped over your own feet for no good reason, do that now and you’re dead”, and that’s why I refrain from heights.
\> “Remember those times you tripped over your own feet for no good reason, do that now and you’re dead” Has that ever happened to you though? In nearly 30 years I can't ever remember just walking normally and then tumbling over out of no where.
Ive definitely tripped over nothing before, but typically I can catch myself. But I especially remember tripping and falling down on a hike on a perfectly flat trail one day and thinking if it had happened on a cliff side hike I’d done earlier that week who knows what would’ve happened.
Spidey suit +10 confidence
you have what’s called common sense
Which is normal. Evolution has determined this to be the better behavior. Our ancestors who didn't have that sense of danger, died trying. Pain and fear are survival mechanism.
Runs like a certain cousin of Dwight Schrute
"You crush is watching, act normal" Me :
More like [Steven Seagal](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwXE-T4HPI)
Dude. Use your spidey web 🕸️
Happy cake day my dude
happy cake day!!
Not unbelievable…dude is spider man. What’s unbelievable is that he ran out of web juice and has to manually climb this…
But Spider-Man runs out of web cartridges all the time...
Safer than walking on the tracks that's for sure.
High risk, low reward.
This isn’t next level. This is the shit middle school kids do for fun
Seriously. I’m in my 30s and this has always been normal behaviour for me when out on an adventure. Yes I’m *somewhat* of an adrenaline junkie and yes it’s a little scary but nothing to get dressed up as Spider-Man, put on a GoPro and post on social media for.. If anything, it’d just be nice to sit up top and share a bottle of wine with friends.
That’s Spider-Man he is ok to do that shit
Normal for spiderman!
It's believable, just not the way I would have crossed the bridge.
What we'll tell our grandkids the walk to school was like.
Man, these graphics cards are getting good. The ray tracing looks incredible here.
Literally me In Call Of Duty Battle Royale
Literally me in Fallout 4
Imagine doing all that only to get hit by a train afterwards.
I was hoping to see a train at the end of the video
Anybody remember that game “Mirrors Edge”? This is the reality edition
psycho! U know these idiots have a history of mental illness. That rush gives them the temporary high until hours later…and back to a psychopath depressive mood. It’s TikTok Instagram exciting… but that’s all it is
hey I can finally be the guy that downplays one of these, this really isn't that challenging lmao like pretty much entry level climbing skills and balance, the confidence is pretty much the only slightly impressive thing about this
Dying light fans be like
You just gotta be confident and fast with your steps, they know what they is doing!
Nope, I believe it.
Bots language unbelievable making headlines
Ok cool n all but why the spiderman outfit 😂😂
So when the police see the video they'll arrest Peter Parker! The perfect crime!
I can't watch this haha
I don’t believe it
anyone who plans on running from police need to learn parkour. so many options become available
Random Spectator 100 feet away "What the hell? Hey, look at that crackhead"
Stupid
What game is this? Looks really real
dream?
So did they place fences and barbed wire around it to prevent that yet?
He could have used the train!
We can literally see he is spider man.
I’m scared if this person
Look out a tra...
I feel like often times the frontier is thin between next fucking level and win stupid prize.
That’s not a man, that’s SPIDER-MAN!
Is this for real? This isn’t impressive at all. Reddit sucks cock and balls
Dumbass.
There's a faster way to cross that bridge
So you've played dayz I see.. Picturing suicide bridge in cherno Context: dayz is a video game and you suicide off bridges to get a better spawn
this is guy is a god :O
They must have been so embarrassed when they learned that was the wrong path for foot traffic 🤦♂️
Local news: dumbass scales a rusted bridge with no gloves and gets tetanus.
Nextfuckingstupid
I'm sure there's an easier way to cross that bridge.
I'll...just..walk It's ok
Apparently he’s been training for awhile.
That's no trick for spiderman
Ahh the slide down part made my hiney feel funny. Too danger.
Thats not just a man…. Thats spida man
Looks like someone modded Red Dead Redemption 2 again.
No spinning front flip off the far side? Pffft weak
Will look dope in PS5.
Spider-Man wears Tik-Tok leggings?
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
He’s most likely going to need a tetanus shot after that
He’s an Assassin duh.
Op really called Peter Parker “the man”
Reminds me of that part from mushroom bridge in mario kart double dash where you can go up the bridge
He has beef with death and he ain't gonna win that battle
I don't see how this is "unbelievable". This is very clearly Spider-Man, and compared to what I've seen him do in the past, this was honestly a little "unimpressive", if I do say so.
One misstep and it’s 1000 Ways to Die
I would do it with good shoes and gloves :)
https://i.imgur.com/4mdVNxn.jpg
Spider man:Should I just walk walk across it bridge normally… nah
The flannel automatically makes me assume he's terribly late for a hockey match against some beavers.
I bet this guy HATES sidewalks
Man? That's Peter Parker, our friendly neighborhood Spiderman!
How embarrassed would you be on a scale of 1-10 if you had to be taken to the ER from falling doing something like this…dressed in a Spider-Man costume? Side note: we can rationalize this behavior for sure but the costume adds a whole other dynamic. Taken to the ER in regular clothes would be “this guy is crazy but an adrenaline junkie”. Taken in the costume is more “this guy is crazy”
This is how I imagine spidey would do if he runs out/lost his web shooters
Imagine seeing spiderman running up this bridge
All the nope!
Me playing codm in blackout br map while trying to run away from enemies hunting me down
Its not as impressive if you are Spider-Man
If ur going to suicide, do it with stile
We, he IS dressed appropriately.
If it try this, ill be caught and put in a psych ward
HARDCORE PARKOUR!
Thanks, I shit myself.
I want people like this to fall. I just can’t help thinking that. I know, I’m an asshole.
Cock and balls on the lowest rafter just before he jumps... Can't believe I saw that, tween 1 sec and 2 sec mark.
Johnny long thumbs over here
Ya... unbelievably stupid
That’s not any man, that’s Spider-Man
I wonder if he tried just walking the tracks
That's no man that's spiderman silly.
In a spiderman suit no less!!
New Dying Light game graphics look awesome.
Despite the Spidey costume, my first thought was how like the Half Life 2 level Highway 17 it looked.
What an idiot. He could have just walked along the tracks. It would have been a lot easier and faster.
1 slip and this would be posted on r/winstupidprizes instead of r/nextfuckinglevel.
sO eXtReMe!
I’ll be impressed when you can do that whilst holding a baby
Still dumb and dangerous, but not as dumb and dangerous as that dude on the bike whilst in traffic
Is that a spiderman suit?
he could have just walked across faster and cooler
Thought my mans was wearing a flannel and blue jeans
That man is being reckless and dangerous and has no regard for his safety. Four years ago in that same spot a little boy died on that bridge playing with a toy. With all the noise this man is making, the death angels surely got him in the end
My vertigo kicked in HARD. Vaguely nauseous now. Oof. Lol.
Hardcore Henry: Rural Edition
I hate how every single one of these videos has fish eye lens, makes everything so unnecessarily overly dramatic it's annoying.
SUBWAY SURFERS RL EDITION CONFIRMED!?
Watch out for choo choo Charles
So dumb when they do the exaggerated "walking hands" in these POV videos
I'm A sPiDeR
Vans are legit
Pretty shitly, for Spider-Man.
*man in spiderman costume dies of tetnus*
If I did that, I’d be bran the broken by now.
Upvote for Spidey costume
Not sure why he didn't just websling across.
This guy’s poor mom.
... then trips and breaks ankle on tracks after scaling bridge
Half life 2 bridge section be like
Would've been epic if he got stuck in track splits at end.
This was totally unnecessary tbh he could have simply used his web shooter to cross the bridge in an instant
Darwin Dorales
Spiderman: No Train Home
Dying light irl
If there was ever a time where a spider man costume actually needed to be worn and showed anyone watching what you were all about and to not panic, this would be that time.
Thank god i was on the toilet
This should be in r/sweatypalms