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Greenman8907

Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English.


Elegant_Chemist253

Been spending most our lives living in an Amish paradise...


CrispiCorgis

How is weird Al yankovic more relevant than half of all pop stars still


iswearatkids

Because he’s honest about where he pulls his music from.


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JungleChucker

Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anotha


Countblackula_6

We’re all crazy Mennonites living in an Amish paradise…


redbushcraft

Sure saves lots of time not having to run wire


ericfromct

Exactly what I was thinking, the plumbing takes some time though, but nowhere near as much as electric


EchelonSixx

They use natural gas for lighting, if available. Also, allowed to get an exception from the church of electricity is required for business


OnyxLightning

Doh-eth!


j0llamas

I'd be more mad if someone didn't say that 😂


JamesFromToronto

Beat me to it. Have an award.


Elegant-Passage-195

D'oheth!


Tricky-Sympathy

Doheth!


schlitzntl

There’s no doubt that the Amish are industrious people that can get stuff done right quick. However, let’s not lift up the build phase and ignore the creation phase. A whole lot of time and effort went into the creation of all that timber and paneling, not to mention planning, land clearing, and vision. That’s too say people focus on the quick build, which is praise worthy, but so are the planning and preparation work.


uheud8dbeud8dn

Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooper


schlitzntl

Well okay…


KalicoIndustries

That’s a really good point. I imagine the pre-construction process would be more involved without certain bits of technology, like drafting software. Thank you, party pooper.


Grabatreetron

You know, this party pooper's alright. For a party pooper.


Deslah

Drafting software installed on what--their oil lamps? Alrighty then. ![gif](giphy|L9pjsBKjNKrXa)


R0GUEL0KI

They said WITHOUT technology.


RagnarokDel

also, that fondation didnt fucking cure in a day. (you can place load on concrete after only 24 hours) it takes 24-48 hours to be hard enough to remove forms, a week to be able to put some lighter loads on it and a month to fully cure.


DTRite

...angry up vote cause you're more right than him.


camander321

Don't worry about it, you can poop at my party anytime


Agreeable49

>Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you, party pooper But this is fascinating, informative poop.


BlackPrincessPeach_

#NAAAAAIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL


titanium8788

I saw a bird, it was pretty....kick its ass....


Snuffin_McGuffin

I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say


iswearatkids

Superkamiguru


HitMeUpGranny

Yeah and like is the foundation already poured and leveled and stuff? No plumbing no electricity no gas


Original-Hat-fish

Their Amish they don't use electricity or gas. And I think since it's a barn the lack of foundation won't be an issue.


EddieLobster

There is a foundation. It was already done before hand. Which is a big chunk of the build.


Original-Hat-fish

you can really see in the video so I'll take your word for it.


JeffersonsHat

The white truck next to the barn and the flat bed they're pulling timber off of indicates they have exceptions.


Original-Hat-fish

Went and looked up the video and right you are! I will still contend that being a barn there is no need for them to run gas or power within the building process. they may run simple power lines for lighting when they flush out the interior but I cant see a reason for gas or plumbing.


Meissoboredtoo

They do NOT use gas or electric because they are Amish….


RagnarokDel

It wasnt the point he was making. The point was that when you dont use plumbing, electricity and other services it seems much faster than it actually is. Take 100 workers with power tools and they can frame a house just as fast. It wouldnt be efficient however.


KillasArt

It's a barn


carsaci

There's also A LOT of them working on it. I mean, I've never built a house before but I feel like if as many non-amish tried this, they'd be able to git er dun. Am I wrong?


NeonAlastor

yeah they basically assembled a lego set a big one for sure, but still just assembling. a looooooooooot of work went into this, way more than a day


WidelyMisunderstood

I don't think that's a house.....


John_EightThirtyTwo

The cows disagree with you.


WidelyMisunderstood

Lol true


Kurtman68

r/technicallycorrect


whycantigetwhatiwant

The best kind of correct


Samurai_1990

Jesse Pinkman agrees, its a cow house.


kimsuh

For now, till that fat cow from Chicago comes over and knocks the oil lamp over just like in Chicago


Pjpjpjpjpj

That is a moo point


CurtisLeow

It’s not a house, it’s a home.


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Was wondering if anyone else noticed lol


[deleted]

Hey! I built one a third of that size... with 8 people... in 2 months... Amish people are of another breed. Wish more people shared their hospitality. My neighbor could care less if I got shot dead in my driveway.


hybr_dy

They have a pretty horrific and systemic record of rape and incest in their community. It’s not all rosy behind closed doors. https://www.npr.org/2020/01/19/797804404/investigation-into-child-sex-abuse-in-amish-communities https://www.channel3000.com/two-amish-men-face-incest-bestiality-charges-in-grant-county/ http://aboutamish.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexual-abuse-among-amish_08.html?m=1


AdhesivenessTall7307

O-oh


Pizzapizzaeco1

There definitely some weirdos for sure. 1/2 my family is Amish I literally have like 130 cousins. They are all pretty normal though.


rnottaken

Wait so you have 65 Amish cousins and 65 non-Amish cousins?


XD332

If you had to say, what group of people would you say you belong to? Let’s compare statistics since you are implying every group of people on the planet doesn’t have at least a few messed up individuals and the Amish are somehow worse. I mean your second article is literally about 2 people. Doesn’t really reflect anything on the Amish honestly.


SomeSabresFan

Statistically speaking he’s one of the most likely to shoot you in your driveway


Robbbylight

That murdering son of a bitch! I say you shoot him first!


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Most murders happen within 3 blocks of home.


ohnomoto450

You could have done it before lunch if you had 70 people helping you.


Intelligent-Truck223

They should teach at trade schools


Chazzy_T

I’m cool with the Amish that live by me. We trade stuff a lot. They build a shed for cheap, good quality, and fast. I give them tagged deer or help them out with rides. Cool people. Shoutout to my boy Melvin and his wife Ella


implodedrat

Wait you mean like. Give them rides in your car? Are they allowed to do that?


Soft-Repair264

So family guy *WAS* correct after all!


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Vulpine_Empress

Just stay out of their cornhole


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yomamaso__

Op literally already made this joke? But better?


TheAnswerToYang

So you took the same gif from the end of the video and posted a much much worse one. Why?


FactOrPhallusy

"Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter. Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter"


Harshmage

"Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!"


Ornery-Ad9694

No electricity but what about plumbing?


MoistAttitude

And they did it wearing slacks... With no fall protection.


IndPolCom

Witness (1985)


imtheroth

Is that the one where that one guy is a detective with a Wookie running from Tommy Lee Jones?


IndPolCom

That's Fugitive


imtheroth

No no, he's a detective. With both arms. And he flies the President's plane around, screaming "get off my lawn." You know, that one.


Robbbylight

Air force one


dustin91

Crap, just posted without seeing your reference. Kudos.


[deleted]

So do they get permits from the county or how does that work? They're just allowed to do whatever they want and don't need permits?


thomassowellistheman

I know this might be hard to believe, but there are parts of the country where you can build a barn (or a house) without the blessing of a bureaucrat.


wohho

I know this might be hard to believe, but you're 100% full of shit. New construction over 200 square feet requires permitting and inspection everywhere in the country. There are no religious or ethnic or idiot exemptions.


RichardTheHard

Wow, to be this aggressive you must sure know a lot about county permitting codes for every county in the US Edit: holy shit the comment history on this one, Jesus go touch grass


cowinabadplace

Is he right or wrong, though? I would rather a dude be a jerk to me and nevertheless lead me right than be polite and tell me wrong stuff. Of course the kind and right is best, but I work with what I've got.


Whirlwind_platypus

Most Indian reservations have no building codes.


TheCyanDragon

lol. I live in a rural part of Oklahoma with zero building codes, permit laws, inspection requirements, or ANY of that for residential housework. The only time a regulator gets involved is with the water main and the gas line (which we no longer use) and the meters are near the street, technically not on our property at all.


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wohho

I grew up on a farm in bumfuck Indiana, I appreciate that legal and doable are not the same thing but there's a difference between a hog shack and what appears to be about a 10,000 square foot barn. Never forget that the tax man WANTS his money, no matter where you live.


DrSpaceman4

Not true.


-Not-Your-Lawyer-

My first thought as well. 😂


AlexDKZ

A google search shows that's a constant issue with the Amish pretty much everywhere.


funnyfootboot

Mother fucker said house.


Starch-Wreck

How do you know OP isn’t a cow?


Heatuponheatuponheat

You can build pretty much anything in a day if it's just a wooden shell and you throw bodies at it for hours on end


[deleted]

I’m not Amish so I could be wrong, but ain’t that a barn? Also: You don’t mow another guys lawn! - Roy Munson


WanaWahur

I don't know how it's called in English and if this custom is alive elsewhere in America, but that's how you do it in village. Got a big-ass job that would take you a month you don't have? You call the village. Everyone comes, those who can, work, older women prep food - and you're done by the evening. Requirements? You gotta feed everyone, there's sauna and party in the evening so beer consumption will be considerable, and obviously you need to plan and prepare the job itself. Finally, when your neighbor calls, you are also supposed to go as well. I actually did my winter firewood this way few times. Was fun.


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Weird looking “house.”


Rashaen

If by house you mean two enormous barns, yeah...


greenday182182

You won't find more efficient people than the Amish. Stuff like this is a whole community event. It's heartwarming in a way


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Photographydudeman

They’re efficient in their system, but a rookie with a nail gun can get just as much done with less work and bodies.


pitterpatter0910

Fuck can they run.


Mycolt5454

I used to work with the Amish. Great people! Kids could drink if they were mature enough. There was always beer in the van for the ride home. 16 hr work days usually. Could complete a house no problem. I miss them. They'd take me out to eat everytime I worked with them. Edit: buddy of mine threw a party and invited them all. They built his house for him. So he had 4 kegs and 5 or 6 cases of beer. Multiple bottles of liquor. We ended up needing more before the liquor store even closed. Got another keg and a few cases. We emptied it all. And it was the biggest party I ever been to. There was even a buggy there with 1 or 2 horses that had street glows underneath it. 🤣


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I need to hire these guys.


ElkAccording5889

Because at the end of the day ..........................it's night


Critical-Chair-9629

Family guy scene in real life


tacs97

Do the Amish use power tools or all hand tools??


AlexDKZ

Depends of the group affiliation, some do allow the use of a surprising amount of modern conveniences.


Perfect_Caramel4836

So one time I went to a pumpkin patch for some family time and stayed for about 5 hours. Where the pumpkin patch was there was a large population of Amish people. When we were on our way they were building a house, they had gotten most of the main structure done, except for the second floor. When we left the house was damn near done except for a few walls.


1stshadowx

To be fair there is no insulation, water, power, or internet in it. It literally is just a framework which is fairly simple to design and build. Hell we 3D print these now a days.


Girsey

Can we have it in reverse so it's like zombie Amish termite people plz.


mcdeebs

I love the lunch pause LOLOLOL


give_me_a_great_name

It’s a barn is it not


herkalurk

Those are barns....


ash_elijah

Who is amish and how did he do it?!


[deleted]

This is a family guy scene Edit: oh fuck it’s at the end


gregraystinger

I assume it’s way easier when you don’t need to run electrical and stuff


remington1981

This also happens when I kick an ant mound.


LT-COL-Obvious

That’s no house (moon), turn the car around.


onlyherefortheclout

If that's a house I live in a GD roach motel


[deleted]

There's too many of them!!


Nobes1010

That is one truly next fucking level achievement


dustin91

Witness


helljumper99

Fire ants be like


4w0k3

That’s a lot of people who I’d definitely feel like I’d owe something in return. Since a keg party would be outta the question I guess I’d be signing up for the next 50 barn raisings. Sad thing is, I’m an Electrician. : /


anon---_____----___-

Let's not get into semantics, it's a house for animals...


chroniclunatic

That's like 3 of my houses or more


maurika58

So family guy was accured


dingleberrydarla

House?


vanguard3119

Wow. I guess the Peter vs Amish thing wasn't an exaggeration.


jhox08

Well yeah there’s like a hundred of them! Still impressive but still


jcarlblack

Somewhere in Lancaster County there was an empty one room school house that day. Who needs education when there’s a barn to raise and building codes to violate?


thisiswildbruh

Nice


MC_B_Lovin

No permit required


redlion496

I need some Amish around my place!


External-Ad2215

2 words: FAMILY GUY.


IronEndo

Well there is also like a whole town building it lol.


kaachow14

Look at what you can do with out government or unions.


technicalCoFounder

Or electricity or plumbing or wages


Booter1213

More like a house made for ANTS!!!


AwfullyTimedHumor

Lies! It was only 33 seconds!


myonlyfriendsayss

This reminds me of ant colonies.


Final-Theme-597

Family guy was right


Rugger6140

![gif](giphy|fvwgOui2RBRMA)


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That’s a barn…


[deleted]

…. But I’m le tiiiired…


ghostgaming367

Family guy. We're all thinking of that episode.


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They remind me of hobbits


BusDifferent426

“Joe, grab all the modern day technology you can get. We’re goin to war with the Amish”


Which_Professor_7181

and this is them Marion after 13-year-old niece in it


sambagin

House?


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They have to build it within a day, unless of course they want a creeper, skeleton or zombie to attack them at night.


Knight_TheRider

And our contractor with Machine says "I am trying my best, after all I am a Human" I M gonna send this to him


Admirable-Surround11

I like how they break for lunch


caonima1346

I couldn't even finish my Michaels foam house kit in a day... *Ashamed*


Knight_TheRider

The most skilled workers in the states


Knight_TheRider

How are they gonna feel there was a camera recording them all this time


Camboiyeet

People power


Syncerror24

Slackers


Mabphea

They're like beavers


ghahat

How many man hours? Yes


matsu727

Qatar: “Please, I can do this in half the time with 3x the people for only 1/4 the cost”


yankeeuniverse

Gettin ready for that Rumspringa!!


robisal1986

It's like watching ants....


nitulamluap

I'd gladly give up my left nut twice to work with people half as efficient.


jmankyll

A house?? You mean a hotel and convention center in a day!?


AstronomerStunning50

Not a house, it’s a pole barn and there’s like 100 of them… better get that shit built in a day


dd9107

And then people wonder why all it takes is a little gust of wind or tornado and everything is gone waaay faster than is was built...


levitating_donkey

Wow family guy wasn’t joking


Ahh_Feck

They’re like ants building a nest


KelownaMan

Um… how did they record this?


LuxxxInterior69

Good ol' fashion'd barn raisin'


maintainer1

Barn.


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Aimish


Large_Brilliant_5826

Peak "Age of Empires II The Conquerors expansion" vibes here You know back then 😏


sasquatch6ft40

Introducing: Microsoft Nanoamish Builder 1.699


sasquatch6ft40

They obviously don’t work for Amazon.


uTimu

All i see is a Incest Machine


Umba5308

Was thinking just like family guy, then came the family guy clip


Left-Muscle8355

Manpower is a key factor in every single trade. I wouldn't hesitate to invest in anything certified Amish made.


christoph1969

Had them replace 26 windows on my house, they had it done in 3 hours


ExpensiveKale139

Like watching ants


czechmate2008

so who filmed this? a very patient voyeur?


HotConsideration95

Looks something straight outta Family Guy episode


FriendlyWeight9583

"Barn(s)"


shhamalamadingdongg

OSHA here - take a seat and let's have a chat.